My chat group is so weird

When Xiao Xuan heard this, his eyes widened and he shouted out, "Robbery?! A pair of pants is so expensive?!"

"If you don't have money, I suggest you ask an adult to come. We don't serve children."

After the clerk finished speaking, the expression on his face turned fierce.

It was not until now that Xiao Xuan remembered that this guy was a assassin.

This made Xiao Xuan swallow his saliva subconsciously.

Chapter 306: When Kaito Kallen falls into the slime trap.

In the end, Xiao Xuan gave in.

There was no way, because Xiaoxuan finally found out that she didn't have a penny on her.

Even though he was an AI created by unscrupulous merchants during the first generation of Honkai, he didn't even have a penny on him.

For Xiao Xuan, this is simply the most humiliating thing.

After glaring at the assassin for a few times, he walked away cursing.

"What's wrong? You can't find your pants again? Are you planning to finish this dungeon naked?"

Mo Wang looked at Xiao Xuan and said with a smile.

"Tsk! This shabby village is so shady! They only used a few pieces of cloth and they still want to charge me three taels of silver!"

"Even back in the Tang Dynasty, I've never seen such a ruthless merchant! What? Are these people planning to use the materials for the emperor?!"

Xiao Xuan couldn't help but said angrily at this time.

"Well, how about this? I have some money here. Why don't you go buy some shorts?"

Mo Wang thought for a moment, then took out a purse and said.

"Impossible! I, Xiao Xuan, will never wear something made of that kind of fabric and cost three taels of silver in my lifetime!"

At this time, Xiao Xuan said with a determined look on his face that he couldn't do anything to Mo Wang and Fei Yuwan.

I have to say, this Xiao Xuan is really the product of a profiteer. The way he values ​​money so much is really similar to Cang Xuan.

But it's no wonder. After all, given the immortal's previous personality, if Xiao Xuan hadn't been in charge of the accounts, who knows what would have happened.

It can be seen from the fact that the immortal only eats steamed buns and pickles every day since the incident of Xiao Xuanguan.

The quality of life has really plummeted.

"You'd rather be naked than buy a pair of pants? Ha Jixuan, you idiot..."

Mo Wang didn’t know what to say, he could only admire this guy’s courage.

As the sky gradually darkened, Mo Wang brought Xiao Xuan and Fei Yuwan to what was probably the only hotel in Yae Village.

The boss is still the familiar death warrior lady.

However, it seems that they are much more advanced than those sickle-wielding and bow-wielding warriors outside.

After seeing Mo Wang and others coming, his attitude seemed a little cold.

"Welcome to our hotel. We don't offer food and beverages, so please don't do anything strange in your room. Otherwise, it will be very difficult for us to handle it."

The samurai's wife sitting in front of the front desk spoke listlessly to Mo Wang and others.

How should I put it? Seeing such a deadly warrior talking to them like this felt a bit strange.

"Are even assassins this handsome these days?"

Looking at the lifeless dead warrior's wife, Mo Wang couldn't help but start complaining.

To be honest, as long as the dead soldier's wife starts to become more sophisticated, her appearance will actually improve rapidly.

It’s just like the samurai warriors of today.

The long white hair, the big breasts, and the slightly pale skin make her look really good.

Not inferior to some Valkyries.

Well, actually, if you think about it carefully, if the Death Warrior’s wife could speak earlier, would she have become more popular and become the player’s wife?

The death squad and the like are actually zombies in essence, right?

Well, if you think about it this way, XP seems to be getting weird again, right?

“Please pay before you stay.”

The dead warrior's wife stretched out her hand and said to Mo Wang.

At this time, Mo Wang also threw a purse into the hands of the dead man's wife.

"Well, that's just the right amount."

"But before you check in, I have to remind you. Please take good care of your belongings and don't let your valuables get lost."

"If something like this really happens, our store will not be responsible at all."

The dead soldier's wife continued to speak slowly.

"Why are you reminding us of this?"

At this time, Xiao Xuan, who was behind Mo Wang and secretly complaining about how the accommodation fee here was really cheap, couldn't help but frown after hearing what the dead man's mother said.

"Well, it's because a strange thief has appeared in our village in the past few days."

"Many wealthy people's homes have been robbed because of this strange thief."

The dead soldier's wife yawned and said slowly, "Although it has nothing to do with my little shop that almost no one comes to."

"Phantom Thief?"

Mo Wang felt a little strange when he heard the name.

"Yeah, it just popped up out of nowhere."

"The village guards, let alone catching this kidnapper, don't even know what he looks like right now. In short, you better be careful."

Having said that, the dead warrior's wife lay down on the table and began to sleep.

The three people watching this scene couldn't help but look at each other in confusion.

Is this village so casual?

But it makes sense. After all, this village has been transformed beyond recognition by that queen, who knows who she is. It seems normal for any bad things to happen.

However, even after entering the room, Xiao Xuan was still feeling upset about what the dead woman had just said.

"Damn it! Listen up, Mowang! Before you go to bed, you must hide your things! We can't let these important funds be taken away by those damn thieves!"

Mo Wang had just walked into the house when Xiao Xuan flew to Mo Wang and began to give him instructions with a serious look on his face.

"I wouldn't say that, would I? Do you really hate thieves that much?"

Mo Wang looked at Xiao Xuan's exaggerated reaction and couldn't help but complain.

"Of course! Let me tell you, so-called thieves, whether they're self-proclaimed thieves or petty thieves, are all just bad guys stealing other people's property! I don't know how many of those guys I've dealt with before!"

Xiao Xuan looked at Mo Wang and said.

"Uh, have you ever dealt with thieves before?"

"What else do you think? There weren't so many disasters in Shenzhou before. When we had nothing to do, we would just deal with these petty thieves."

Xiao Xuan said nonchalantly.

"Hmm~ I see."

"But for a so-called phantom thief, simply hiding the money isn't enough."

Mo Wang touched his chin at this time, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but rise.

"Oh?"

"As the saying goes, a thief can steal for a thousand days, but you can't be on guard against thieves for a thousand days. Since there's this guy called the Phantom Thief, why don't we give her a surprise?"

"You mean?"

Xiao Xuan looked at Mo Wang's expression and couldn't help but smile evilly.

"Hehehe. It just so happens that I have something here that I have always wanted to use."

"This time, let's give this unknown thief a little surprise."

At this time, Mo Wangzei laughed twice, then took out a strange object that looked like jelly from his trouser pocket.

"What is this?! It looks so disgusting!"

Fei Yuwan was looking at the strange object in Mo Wang's hand at this time, and goosebumps were almost appearing on his skin.

Even this unidentified object was twisting constantly, with a few tentacles appearing from time to time.

It looks slippery and has sticky mucus.

"Hehehe! I brought this from outside. It's an extremely terrifying creature."

"I would like to call you the ultimate nemesis of beautiful girls, the lifelong enemy of magical girls, the ultimate invincible slime tentacle-chan!"

At this time, Mo Wang was excitedly introducing the strange sticky object in his hand to Fei Yuwan and Xiao Xuan.

"Slime...Tentacle-chan?"

Fei Yuwan kept repeating what Mo Wang said, but it seemed like she didn't understand anything about what he said before.

But she did understand the last few words.

"That's right! Hehehe, as long as you fall into this guy's trap, no matter who you are, you will be controlled by this guy."

"In addition to its powerful tentacle abilities, it also has the powerful ability to dissolve beautiful girls' clothes."

"It will definitely give the thieves who come here the ultimate enjoyment!"

Needless to say, the object in Mo Wang's hand is naturally the special slime that Mo Wang got from Caesar.

Otherwise, how can it be said that Caesar is the spiritual mentor of all Mowang and a huge source of pollution?

In addition to his extremely perverted thinking, what's more, that guy likes to develop all kinds of weird props and send them to group members.

Moreover, each small prop has attributes that are beneficial to the special attack of the beautiful girl.

Let’s put it this way, if those things of his were not in Mo Wang’s internal group, if they were left outside, they would have been taken away by the uncles and thrown into jail, and made to eat the government’s food.

Every time Mimi sees Caesar Mowang making these props, she wants to smash the things this guy made.

Cough cough cough, if Mimi wasn't afraid that these things might catch her, she might really come up.

Of course, even Caesar's childhood sweetheart Mao Mao couldn't control him, let alone Mimi.

There's no point in stopping it.

Ahem, I’ve gone off topic.

Since this thing was taken from Caesar, its function is self-evident.

If this is caught, not to mention women, even men would probably be... Forget it, the word will be reviewed as soon as it is typed out.

"I didn't expect you to have such an evil thing in your hands? This is really... not bad, hehe."

Looking at the slime that Mo Wang took out, Xiao Xuan was not angry at all. Instead, he laughed slyly with Mo Wang.

"You, you guys are also..."

Feiyumaru looked at the two of them, his body now curled up into a ball.

Why don't these two look like good people at all?

Originally, Fei Yuwan thought that Mo Wang was the only bad guy, but now it seems that Xiao Xuan is not bad at all?

……

Time soon came to late at night, and even in Yae Village, the surrounding assassins had already fallen asleep.

And under the moonlight, a purple shadow easily crossed the roof and landed on top of the hotel.

"Is this the place? Humph, a rich man suddenly came from outside. It seems that I should be able to get a lot of money today."

The thief, who was wearing purple clothes, a purple mask and had silver-white hair, looked at the dark hotel below and couldn't help but curl up a charming smile at the corner of his mouth.

"Today, I, Phantom Thief Kallen, will steal the money of the people who live here!"