My chat group is so weird

The monsters can only struggle hard among these terrible forces.

However, for the monsters in the past six months, the thing they fear most is not these three major forces.

"Waibi Babu~! Ohhhh!"

(Listen up! We need to increase security measures in our camp recently! And strengthen the protection of the treasures we have recently collected!)

"Gulala Gulala~ Aba Aba!"

(Recently, more than eight Hilichurl camps have been wiped out by the hateful male and female Phantom Thieves! This includes several Hilichurl King-level camps that were wiped out.)

"Oh la oh la!"

(Both young and old, both female and male, all died in a horrible way! This frightened the surrounding hillbillies! Everyone must be prepared to guard against the male and female thieves!)

In a Hilichurl camp, a Hilichurl mage was standing on a high platform in the camp, telling about the tragedy that had recently occurred on this land.

Recently, a large number of Hillichul camps were collectively wiped out by unknown people.

Not a single Hilichurl left the camp alive.

Moreover, the huge amount of treasures collected by the Qiuqiu people were looted, and their corpses were said to be piled up as high as a hill.

According to the Hilliards who passed by the camp, the perpetrators of this tragic scene were two strange masked men, one named Gold and the other Silver.

However, some people also say that there is a strange pink monster following the two of them.

These two people are unanimously called the male and female Phantom Thieves by the people of the Hills.

However, facing the emotional mage Hilichurl, Hilichurl A in the audience did not care.

He believed that all of this was just a fantasy created by those cowardly Hilichurls who were too frightened when they encountered adventurers or Liyue's army.

How could just two people defeat so many Hilichurls?

"Jiligulu~"

(How terrifying! I never thought there would be someone who specifically targeted Hilichurls.)

At this time, a hillman standing next to Hill A made a frightened sound.

"Aba Aba~"

(Don't worry, Qiuqiu Bing! If there really is such a person who dares to come to our camp, I will definitely protect you!)

Facing Qiuqiubing, Qiuqiujia immediately patted his chest and said that he could fully protect Qiuqiubing's safety.

"Ama Plus~"

(Brother Qiuqiujia is so awesome~)

Looking at the appearance of Qiuqiujia, Qiuqiubing also showed a shy expression on his face.

Well, it’s hard to imagine why the masked Hilichurls can still show shy expressions.

But at this time, Qiuqiujia began to feel embarrassed.

In their Hillichul camp, Hillichul C is the most beautiful Hillichul.

This dark skin, broad hands, and translucent white mask are the things that make countless hill people salivate.

Several Hilichurls from nearby Hilichurl camps have fought each other over Hilichurl C.

But it’s a pity that as the best girl in the whole camp, Qiuqiu Jia will not give up Qiuqiu Bing!

"What if those two really come?"

"Hmph, then let the strongest warrior in our camp, Barbarian King Qiu, chop off their heads!"

At this time, Hiliujia looked towards the camp and saw a burly Hiliu man who was wiping his battle axe.

The Hilliard's eyes were stern, as if nothing could interfere with his will.

Beneath his dark and shiny skin are extremely strong muscles.

That terrifying look was enough to make all the female Hilichurls scream. Even Hilichurl A couldn't help but drool!

"Slurp~!"

After taking a deep breath, Hilichurl A immediately turned his gaze to the two... Hilichurls who had just finished speaking?

"Speaking of which, brothers, I haven't seen you two before. Where are you from?"

Only then did Hilliculua A look at the two strange Hilliculus beside him in confusion.

Not only was one of them twice as tall as an ordinary Hilichurl, but his clothes were also very strange.

Not only is the hair yellow, but the mask on the face also looks like it has some bloodstains and cracks on it. I don't know what's going on.

The other one was even stranger.

Not only is he shorter than ordinary Hilichurls, but he is also floating.

He had never seen such strange hill people.

"Oh, it's normal that we haven't seen each other before. We just came from other camps. Let me introduce myself. My name is Huangmao Qiu, and this is Emergency Qiu."

"Yellow Hair Hill and Emergency Hill?"

No wonder. But why does your mask look weird?

"...Being hit on the road makes sense, right?"

"Uh... then why is this brother still so short? And why doesn't he say a word?"

"Oh, she's born malnourished, that's normal. She can't speak. She just seemed a little shy after being attacked just now."

"That makes perfect sense."

Although Qiuqiujia was a little confused about the man who called himself Yellow-haired Qiuqiu, he had no doubt that these two people were humans in disguise.

After all, it's well known that there are no people in this world who can speak the language of the Hilichul! Anyone who can speak the language of the Hilichul must be a Hilichul! (Outrageous statement!)

And after learning that the two were refugees, tears of sadness immediately flowed down Qiuqiujia's face.

"Woo woo woo~! So pitiful! Are you actually a brother who has fled here? I won't say much, all the people in the world are one family. When you come to us, just treat it as your own home. Don't be polite!"

At this time, Qiuqiujia used his rough hands to pat the thigh of the yellow-haired Qiuqiu in front of him.

But he didn't notice at this moment that the expressions of the Yellow Hair Hill and the Emergency Hill were quite strange.

"Your trick actually works?"

"What else do you think? I am an old Hilichurl who has reached level 10 in Hilichurl language."

"There's probably no one in this world who understands the Hilichurls better than me."

"Who gave you this so-called tenth-level Hilichurl language? A Hilichurl?!"

There is naturally no need to say more about the two people who are currently complaining about each other.

Of course, it was the yellow-haired beast who came here to plunder things - Mo Wang! And Bai Feifei - Paimeng.

Paimeng really didn't expect at this time that Mo Wang just picked up two masks on the roadside and put them on their faces, and he actually got in.

And this Hilliard even called their family members.

Paimon didn't know whether to say that the Hilichurls were stupid or that Mo Wang was just too easy to fool.

"This brother is right! We are all one family, can we have some food?"

"To be honest, we're both starving right now. Do you have anything delicious to eat in your camp?"

Facing the hospitable Qiuqiujia, Mo Wang patted the other's head and said.

"Look at me, I didn't expect my brother to be hungry."

"Don't be afraid! We don't have much else in our camp, but we definitely have enough food!"

"follow me!"

As he spoke, Qiuqiujia brought Mowang and Paimon directly to a huge iron pot.

As soon as he arrived here, Mo Wang smelled an indescribable smell in the air.

Fruits, meats, grains, and all sorts of other things were in there.

Mo Wang even saw some pigeons that had not been plucked at all.

As for other unknown objects, Mo Wang will not mention them.

He just hoped that these things didn't belong to some unlucky adventurer.

I can only say that this is authentic Hillichul cuisine, the taste is authentic!

"Just eat as much as you want. No need to be polite with us!"

Qiuqiujia spoke to Mo Wang very generously at this time.

However, at this time, Mo Wang and Paimeng looked at each other.

"Oysters, oysters, oysters! What are you thinking? Even I can't eat this!"

Just by looking at Mo Wang's eyes, Paimeng knew what this man was thinking.

This thing can't be called food at all, even she doesn't want to try it!

"Alas, Paimon, you are being narrow-minded, aren't you?"

"You haven't even tasted it, how can you be so disgusted with other people's food?"

"How dare you call yourself the best gourmet in Teyvat?"

Looking at Paimeng's cowardly look, Mo Wang's eyes revealed indescribable disgust.

"Being a gourmet requires delicious food, okay? I can't eat this kind of thing no matter how hard I try! I can't eat it at all!"

Paimeng stomped his feet angrily at this time, expressing his anger at Mo Wang for doubting his gourmet character.

"Brothers, why don't you drink yet? Aren't you hungry?"

"Come on, come on! This tastes amazing!"

At this time, Qiuqiujia, under the gaze of Mowang and Paimeng, immediately scooped up a large bowl of soup with his bowl, and put it into his mouth without any fear of the scalding.

Although, Mo Wang and Paimon didn't quite understand why this Hilichurl could drink soup directly while wearing a mask.

Mo Wang was silent for a moment, then mysteriously pulled out a bottle of potion emitting a strange green light from his pocket. He lowered his voice and said, "Brother, do you know this? It's the legendary secret medicine of the Hilichurls!"

Upon hearing this, Hiliujia's eyes widened beneath his mask, and his voice trembled: "Aba Aba?! (Could this be the legendary Hiliu people's secret medicine that only needs one drop to make food incredibly delicious?!)"

Mo Wang nodded solemnly and shook the liquid in the bottle: "Indeed! This is a treasure we brought from our previous camp. Even the Hilliard King only used it during celebrations."

Hilichika swallowed and rubbed his hands hesitantly. "Jili Gulu..." (Is this really okay? This is very precious, right?)

"Hey! We're all brothers, what's this?"

Mo Wang waved his hand proudly, uncorked the bottle, and poured a few drops into Qiuqiujia's soup bowl. "Come, try it!"

The moment the potion entered the bowl, the originally turbid soup surged with a "gurgling" sound, and the color quickly turned into a strange fluorescent green. The black smoke that came out twisted into a hideous skull shape in mid-air, and also emitted a "hissing" corrosion sound.

"Oh la oh la! (Ancestors, behold!)"

Qiuqiujia was so excited that he danced with joy, his hands shaking as he held the bowl. "Pula Pula! (This skull smoke! This color! It's definitely the real thing!)"

Paimeng floated beside him, the corners of his mouth twitching wildly under his mask, and he gritted his teeth in a voice that only Mo Wang could hear: "Isn't this thing from the last time the alchemy failed? Why are you still keeping it?"

Mo Wang remained calm, stepped on Paimeng's cloak to stop her from continuing, and gave Qiuqiujia a thumbs up: "Drink it while it's hot, it's more effective!"

Qiuqiujia was so moved that tears welled up in his eyes. He tilted his head back and gulped down the entire bowl of green soup. Three seconds later, his body suddenly stiffened and the ceramic bowl in his hand fell to the ground with a "clatter".

"Ah...Aba..."

He swayed twice, then fell straight back, kicking up a cloud of dust.

Barbarian King Qiu, who was not far away, suddenly stood up and said, "Gula?! (What's going on!)"

Mo Wang quickly stuffed the empty medicine bottle back into his pocket and cried out in grief: "Waibi Babu! (It's the poison from the male and female Phantom Thieves! They've sneaked into the camp!)"

The entire camp erupted in chaos, with the hillbillies picking up sticks and running around. In the chaos, Mo Wang dragged Paimon toward a corner filled with treasure chests, and poured half a bottle of "secret medicine" into the iron pot.

As green smoke rose, he turned around and waved to the unconscious Qiuqiujia: "Thank you for the treat - remember not to drink anything given by strangers in your next life."

In the last second before he fell into coma, Qiuqiujia looked at Huangmaoqiu, the pseudonym used by Mo Wang, in disbelief.

He couldn't understand why a brother like him would harm him?

It’s a pity that this Hilichurl, who seems to be fitting the template of the protagonist, will probably never get the answer.