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After the camp became chaotic, Mo Wang and Paimon sneaked into the Hilichurls' treasure trove and looted all their property.

At this time, the people of the Hills were completely unaware of this.

After Mo Wang and Paimeng left, Mimi also flew out from behind them.

"Partner, why didn't you just wipe out this Hilichurl camp this time? With your personality, you would have killed them all without hesitation, right?"

Mimi was very puzzled by Mo Wang's comeback today.

"Well, this matter is actually very complicated. It involves economics, sociology, and the life of the Qiuqiu people, etc."

"I'd rather not argue with you without a PhD."

At this time, Mo Wang faced Mimi's question with a heavy face, which made Mimi's little eyes even more confused.

"Haha, it's actually this guy. He simply killed too many Hilichurls in Mondstadt, resulting in no treasure chests left. Plus, he recently didn't know what to do with the money, so he started to want sustainable development."

As Mo Wang's old partner, Paimeng had already seen through his thoughts.

What the hell is this economics and sociology? It's just like they're trying to treat a bunch of hillbillies as ATMs.

The hillbillies are always unlucky.

"What are you talking about! Didn't you expand your little coffers in there? The stuff you have is enough for me to buy dozens of companies!"

Mo Wang looked at Paimeng with an angry expression.

This emergency food is really unreasonable.

"I don't understand what you're saying."

In this way, the legend of the male and female thieves, Mo Wang and Paimon, still circulates on this land.

At this time, a group of people officially stepped into Liyue's territory.

The guys who once caused such a bloody storm in Mondstadt are now heading towards Liyue, a region that has not yet been ravaged by Mowang...

Chapter 448: Why can’t the Emperor be the Empress? (Slamming the table!)

"Rumor has it that the Rock King, the Liyue deity, possesses immense power."

"Even among the Seven Gods, the Rock King Emperor is the oldest and most powerful being."

"It is because of the Emperor's existence that Liyue has been able to maintain its prosperity and wealth for many years."

"This place is called Wuwangpo. The Emperor once killed several demon gods here, creating a great reputation."

"Even now, the resentment of the demon gods still lingers on Wuwangpo..."

At this time, in a caravan heading to Liyue Harbor, people were listening to an old man introducing the history of Liyue.

When the caravan entered the Wuwangpo area, the originally clear sky suddenly became extremely gloomy.

A panic-stricken and heavy atmosphere suddenly rushed towards everyone in the caravan.

"Wow~ It's really scary. It feels like a lot of scary guys got killed here."

"Hmm, that Emperor, is he really scary? If we go over there, will he get angry?"

Inside the caravan, the two little guys, Mimi and Paimeng, were staring at the scene of Wuwangpo with a look of fear on their faces.

"Paimon, you said this Rock King is the most ancient of the Seven Gods. What will it be like when you meet him?"

At this time, Mimi thought for a while, and then asked Paimeng beside him.

"Well, I remember that among the Seven Gods, only the Wind God and the Rock God have never changed generations. I guess their image should be that of an old man, right?"

After hearing what Mimi said, Paimeng couldn't help but touch his chin.

"Oh, an elderly person? That seems to fit the character."

"Haha, kid, you're wrong."

At this moment, a middle-aged man who was sitting in a carriage (don't ask why there is no such thing as a horse in the game, there is indeed such a thing in the comics) actually laughed strangely after hearing what Mimi and Paimon said.

"Well, uncle, although we're laughing, could you please not make such weird noises?"

Paimon looked at the strange man with a look of regret, and said, his smile was starting to change.

However, the man paid no attention to Paimon's words. He then said smugly, "You're obviously not from Liyue, kid. If that's the case, let me, someone who's been roaming the streets of Liyue for years and knows everything about it, tell you."

"In fact, the legendary Rock King Emperor is a being with a dragon head and a human body, dressed in gorgeous brocade clothes."

"A dragon head and a human body? Could it be that the Emperor is a dragon?"

When Mimi heard this, the first thing that popped up in her mind was, for some reason, Dan Heng's appearance...

"You fart!"

However, just as the man finished speaking, a man next to him who was holding a sword and looked like a swordsman spoke with the same accent as the Tiger King.

"The Emperor is clearly a middle-aged man in a Taoist robe in the legend! How could he be a monster with a dragon's head and a human body?"

"You're the one farting!"

This time, before Paimeng and Mimi could ponder the Emperor's image, a woman dressed as a scholar spoke up, "According to legend, the Emperor is clearly a beautiful young man in light clothing! That figure, that elegant posture! This is also recorded on the Seven Heavens God Statue! Slurp!"

As soon as the scholar said this, the people around him looked at each other in shock.

No, sister, let’s talk, but can you please stop drooling?

"Bullshit! It's clearly a dragon head and a human body!"

"It's a middle-aged man!"

“It’s the old man!”

"He's a handsome man!"

"You bunch of heretics!"

"You are the heretics!"

"Go to hell!"

Convex (艹皿艹)

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┴─┴︵╰（‵□′╰）

(╬￣俣)=○# (￣#)3￣)

In just a short moment, a fight broke out on the entire carriage.

Paimeng was quite surprised. Hadn't the people of Liyue agreed to be peace-loving? Why were they all acting like they were possessed by a honey badger?

"Partner, what do you think that Emperor looks like?"

At this moment, Mimi suddenly looked at Mo Wang, who had not said a word the whole time and was just watching the show from the side.

"Humph."

After hearing Mimi's question, Mo Wang couldn't help but hum.

"I think you all are too narrow-minded. The dragon-headed human body, the old man, the middle-aged man, none of them are right."

Hearing Mo Wang's words, everyone cast angry glances at him.

"If you ask me, the Rock King must be a beautiful woman with fair skin and a great figure!"

As soon as he finished speaking, flames ignited in Mo Wang's eyes.

"Nonsense!"

“Absurd!”

"Blasphemy!"

As soon as Mo Wang finished speaking, the entire caravan erupted in an uproar. Everyone who had been fighting fiercely now united in their hatred for the enemy, glaring angrily at Mo Wang.

"Young man, you are blaspheming the Emperor!"

The old man's beard stood on end with rage. "How could the Emperor... How could it be possible..."

"How is it impossible?"

Mo Wang put his hands on his hips and refuted confidently, "It is rumored that the Emperor has a thousand faces and countless incarnations, so why can't he have a female image?"

"This……"

The old man was speechless for a moment.

"and!"

Mo Wang pressed on, his eyes sparkling. "Think about it, the Emperor is so powerful, wouldn't it be easy for him to transform into a beautiful woman? Maybe there's a beautiful avatar of the Emperor strolling around Liyue Harbor right now!"

"partner……"

Mimi pulled Mo Wang's sleeve and whispered, "Are you imagining something weird..."

"Ahem, I'm just stating the facts."

Mo Wang said this seriously, but the corners of his mouth raised suspiciously.

"This isn't impossible. There are indeed records of the Emperor appearing in different appearances..."

"So, why can't the Emperor be a girl?! As his followers, you actually define her with such a narrow vision! You are the real heretics!"

At this time, Mo Wang slammed the carriage and spoke righteously.

"Yes, is that so?"

"An emperor in the image of a fairy? That's interesting."

"That's actually correct... Damn it, are we really the ones who are so narrow-minded?"

After a short verbal attack, the image of a female emperor seemed to have really appeared in the minds of a group of people.

If you look closely...it's not unacceptable?

Of course, all this would be perfect if it weren't for Paimon's regretful expression.

"Sure enough, another bunch of people were fooled."

Paimon was too tired to complain at this moment. He felt that such scenes were often seen in Mondstadt.

"Are you serious about saying that Yan Shen is a girl?"

Paimon couldn't help but complain at this time. After all, the thing about the Rock God Girl was too wild, right?

"What are you talking about? Didn't that Wendy guy also have a girl's side? If you don't believe me, I have photos to prove it!"

At this time, Mo Wang directly took out a few photos of Wendy and threw them in Paimeng's face.

"This... is really what a Wendy girl looks like?"

Paimon looked at the girl in the photo who had a particularly beautiful smile and felt inexplicably familiar with her.

But even if that were the case, that street singer wouldn't be... uh, probably, possibly, perhaps? Okay, it's really possible that he would do such a thing, right?

By the way, where did Mo Wang get these photos? The girls in them have weird expressions.

At this moment, he turned into the regretful Mimi Rock God standing aside.

Forget about the Wendy women's clothing. What's the point of putting a Wendy in there?

"Ahem, it's all about the same. Anyway, look at Wendy. Actually, it makes sense for you to say that guy doesn't have a penis, right?"

Mo Wang suddenly started thinking at this moment, how about getting that guy drunk one day and then trying to verify it?

"Look, I'm one of the Seven Gods after all. You should at least show some respect to me, right? If I find out, I'll be doomed."

Paimeng flew to Mo Wang's side at this time and kindly reminded Mo Wang.

"Sorry, I've been seeing too much of this god and that god lately."

"I really can't respect this kind of indigenous god."

Mo Wang touched his hair and complained helplessly.

"After all, in my eyes, these guys are just a bunch of unassuming, frivolous little fellows."

To be honest, if it were a few years ago, Mo Wang would have shown some respect to these so-called Seven Gods.

But now...