My chat group is so weird

All I can say is, this group of people are his destined disaster, right?

"Come to think of it, Sister Anna is from the Shanyat family, right? My mother is said to be from the Shanyat family as well."

"You mean Lady Cecilia, right? According to my father, she was once the head of our family. And she and my father are cousins."

"Wow! Is this true? If that's the case, doesn't it mean that Sister Anna is really my sister?"

"That's true. But if you want, Kiana, you can just call me sister."

"Really? That's great!"

The Valkyries were all standing together, chatting and laughing. The atmosphere was so good that if you didn't know them, you would think they were all good sisters who had known each other for a long time.

At this moment, Mo Wang seemed like an outsider and couldn't say a word.

Mo Wang has now completely entered a state of contemplation.

Why on earth is this happening?

Her plan was obviously perfect, so what went wrong that led to this situation?

Is this TM still allowed to be played?

"Speaking of which, Mo Wang, where are we going to play today?"

At this time, Kiana, who was talking and laughing with Anna, suddenly turned her head and said to Mo Wang.

"Well, the original plan was to go to Houm Paradise."

Mo Wang answered subconsciously at this time.

"Houm Paradise?! Great! I've wanted to go there for a long time!"

When they heard that they were going to Houm Paradise, many people in the team started shouting excitedly.

Even Bronya, who had the most expressionless face, had little stars on her face.

Here, we have to mention the most famous check-in destination in Honkai, Houmu Paradise.

Friends who are familiar with Honkai Impact 3rd know that Hoom Paradise is the place where the first mascot of Honkai Impact 3rd, Hoom, was born.

Not only that, Houm Paradise is also the place where many activities and plots of Honkai Impact 3rd take place.

Starting from the branch in Changkong City of Beng Er, and then to Canghai City.

This amusement park, akin to the Disneyland of the Collapse World, is where the various heroines and events unfold. (Incidentally, this is also where Captain Line and his wife had their first date.)

The signature mascot is also the favorite of the heroines of Honkai Impact 3rd.

Except for Mei, Theresa and Bronya are basically obsessed with Hummingbird.

Kiana also has the habit of collecting Homunculus dolls.

However, although this amusement park is famous, the ticket price is the same as Disney's.

When Mo Wang stood at the ticket office of the amusement park with a deathly pale face and took away seven tickets, he felt that he and his wallet had burned out.

"Here, your tickets."

At this moment, Mo Wang distributed all the tickets in his hand to the Valkyries under the astonished expressions of the passers-by around him, and thus received admiration from a group of confused people.

Passerby A: Wow, one person bought seven tickets? Going to an amusement park with six girls? Is that really that awesome?

Passerby B: I'm so jealous! I'm so handsome, why don't there are so many girls with different styles to accompany me to the amusement park?

Passerby C: There are so few girls these days, can't you leave some for everyone else?!

Faced with the envious, jealous and hateful looks around him, Mo Wang just chuckled twice.

I guess no one can understand the pain in his heart right now.

After all, not only is my wallet empty, but I’ve also lost the dating opportunities that I finally had.

Damn it! Is it really that hard to find a partner?! He's clearly done everything he could to be the first one to have a girlfriend! Why is heaven so unfair to him?

Can't you give him a chance to attack?

Some people may say, if you are dating so many girls, is there no chance?

Is there any chance? It's because there are so many people here that there is no chance!

After all, his name is not Shido Itsuka, so how could he possibly date so many girls at once?

"Great! Thank you, Captain! Let's go to the amusement park!"

The Valkyries who got the items rushed into the amusement park.

Looking at their backs, Mo Wang already had the urge to go back.

Is it possible that there is no possibility of saving this date?

"Other me, are you just going to give up like that?"

"Now, it's not time to give up!"

Don’t forget: (ー`′ー)?

What's the fuss?

Mo Wang looked around in confusion, and it seemed that he didn't notice anyone calling him.

But in the next moment, Mo Wang's consciousness directly entered a strange space.

"what's the situation?"

Mo Wang looked around in confusion, and saw in front of him a person who looked exactly like him, but without any clothes on and with two horns on his head, standing in front of him shamelessly.

"You are... me from the Bumo world?"

Mo Wang was shocked at this moment and looked at his other self in confusion.

"Hehehe, my other self, I have sensed your confusion and loss! So, I came to help you."

Mo Wang Caesar gave him a thumbs up and a big smile.

"Huh? Help me? What?"

Mo Wang said, feeling a little confused.

"You're probably confused about not being able to impress girls right now, right? Don't worry! I'm experienced with this kind of thing."

Mo Wang Caesar patted his chest and said.

"You, have experience?"

Mo Wang looked at his alter ego with a strange expression. This guy clearly didn't have a girlfriend, did he? Or even, had he ever been in love? (Yeah, he had a mistress, a harem, a bookkeeper, and maids, but no girlfriend. That made sense, didn't it?)

"Of course, let me tell you. If you want to build a large harem and let all women become your wings, you must not be timid at the critical moment! You must have the courage to face difficulties!"

"what do you mean……"

Mo Wang pondered.

"Of course, just go and sleep with all those girls! As long as you sleep with them all, there won't be any problems!"

I saw Mo Wang Caesar and said with a smile.

"Bah! I knew it! You're a dog that can't spit out ivory!"

When Mo Wang faced the words of his other self, he wanted to spit him to death.

Everyone is asleep? He wants to too!

But if I really do this, I'm afraid that the next day everyone in my harem will explode because of a fire.

Do you really think these Valkyries, each one with a mental illness more terrible than the other, are easy characters to get along with?

And this isn't some little yellow thing where you can instantly max out your favorability just by using it.

"Hahaha~! Don't be so anxious, I was just joking."

Seeing that Mo Wang was about to leave angrily, Mo Wang Caesar hurriedly said.

"You better not be kidding me."

Mo Wang had a sour face and his tone was full of warning.

"Hahaha, but there is one thing I didn't lie about."

Mo Wang Caesar restrained his smile and his expression suddenly became serious. "The key to building a harem is that you can't be timid at critical moments!"

Mo Wang Caesar said seriously.

"Looking at all the male protagonists who can start a real harem, is there anyone who is a coward?"

He crossed his arms, his tone questioning, "Just because of this little difficulty, you want to give up on the strategy?! That's not the quality of a gamer! Have you forgotten your dream of building a giant crystal palace?"

"Have you forgotten what Mr. Naoya taught us?"

Mo Wang Caesar's voice suddenly rose, as if questioning Mo Wang's soul.

"You, you mean..."

A hint of hesitation flashed in Mo Wang's eyes.

"That's right! Go ahead bravely! For the girl you love, use every ounce of your strength! This is what a harem master should do!"

Mo Wang Caesar seemed to be on fire, and his aura was overwhelming.

At this moment, Mo Wang seemed to see countless familiar figures - Naoya Mukai, Makoto Ito, Kasuga, Rito Yuuki, Tomoki Sakurai... These legendary harem gods seemed to be standing around him, with firm eyes, cheering him on.

"I understand!"

Mo Wang's eyes gradually became firm, and fighting spirit burned on his face.

"If you want to build your own harem, you must overcome all kinds of difficulties!"

"Just a playground and six girls~! How can this stop me from becoming the harem king!"

He clenched his fists, his heart filled with determination.

"That's right! It's just a matter of conquering a few girls, so work harder!"

At this moment, Mo Wang Caesar's figure gradually began to become illusory in front of Mo Wang's eyes.

Later, when Mo Wang came to his senses, he had already returned to reality.

"I understand, Mr. Caesar~! I won't forget your teachings!"

"Now, I'm going to build my harem!"

At this time, Mo Wangshen walked towards the amusement park with determination.

At this time, many passers-by looked at Mo Wang's back with puzzled eyes.

For some reason, everyone felt that Mo Wang didn't look like a tourist going to an amusement park.

Instead, he looks like a big devil who is about to challenge the boss behind the scenes.

I can't help but feel awe-inspiring.

"What the hell is that guy doing?"

The Valkyries who had already entered the amusement park felt even more confused when they saw Mo Wang's strange appearance.

It can't be that he went crazy because they disrupted Mo Wang's dating plans, right?

"I don't know. Anyway, he's been having these seizures for a while now."

Theresa said unhappily.

However, what is somewhat worrying is that at this time when Mo Wang is not around, the Valkyries are obviously wary of each other.

Especially Kiana, Bronya, and Wendy, they were staring at each other at this time, as if they were afraid that the other party would make any small moves.

What even Mo Wang didn't realize was that, in fact, the Valkyrie's side was not united at all.

After cooperating to stop Mo Wang's dating plan, the Valkyries also had their own little thoughts at this time.

The next amusement park plan has actually begun to gain momentum.

Except for Anna who still looked confused, the relationship between several Valkyries has changed from close partners to secret rivals.

This love war is not only a war for Mo Wang to conquer the Valkyrie, but also a war between every Valkyrie.

This love war must be extremely exciting, even nine out of ten!