My chat group is so weird

Chapter 116: Love is war, what the hell is this all-female fighting game?

"Huh? What's going on?"

As soon as Mo Wang walked over, he saw a group of Valkyries staring at each other warily. The atmosphere was so tense that it seemed as if a fight was about to break out. He couldn't help but wonder: It's only been three minutes since we last met, why are they all acting like enemies?

However, the moment he approached, his expression instantly changed to a harmonious one, as if the tension just now had never happened. If you didn't know better, you would think he was performing Sichuan Opera face-changing.

"Oh, Mei, come to think of it, we haven't been to Houmu Park in Canghai City yet? Back when we were in Changkong City, we rode the Ferris wheel there."

Kiana said with a smile, her tone so relaxed that it seemed as if the tense atmosphere just now was just an illusion.

"That seems like a long time ago."

Mei smiled and replied, "Besides, there were no staff at that time, so we had to do everything ourselves."

“I really miss it when I think about it.”

Kiana immediately chimed in, unable to resist reminiscing, "Fighting the assassins in Changkong City... I remember holding onto a full-sized Homunculus doll and refusing to leave."

"Huh, that's a limited edition Homunculus doll."

Bronya snorted softly. When she thought of that incident, she felt a little regretful. "Thinking about it now, I still feel a little regretful."

"What? A limited edition Houmu doll? In Changkong City?! If I go there now, can I still find it?"

When Theresa heard about the limited edition Homunculus doll, she instantly became interested.

"Come to think of it, it seems quite lively over there."

Anna suddenly spoke, looking at the crowd not far away, "Is there any activity today?"

At this moment, everyone noticed that the area had been crowded with people, moving towards the center of the playground. Moreover, most of the people were women.

"Captain, do you know what's going on here?"

Anna turned her head and looked at Mo Meiwang with a hint of curiosity in her eyes.

"Well..."

Mo Wang couldn't help but recall the past and said, "I heard that the Houmu Amusement Park here has love activities specially prepared for couples. It must be for this reason."

When talking about this, Mo Wang felt a pang of heartache.

He clearly came here specifically because he heard that there was such an event at Houmu Park.

But what I didn't expect was that the result turned out to be like this.

But Mo Wang immediately thought of the words of his other self.

Instantly, the ambition to capture the heroine was rekindled.

"Couples' love activities?"

When the Valkyries heard Mo Wang's words, they immediately began to have different thoughts.

And the atmosphere, which had just improved, seemed to freeze to freezing point again in an instant.

"Ahem! Since there's such an interesting activity, why don't we all go together? After all, we're already here, right?"

Anna felt the tense atmosphere around her and spoke quickly.

"Oh, yeah, since it's a couple's activity, it should be fun, right? Mo Wang, let's go!"

Kiana took advantage of the Valkyries' inattention and immediately grabbed Mo Wang and started running. The main point was to take the enemy by surprise.

"You actually ran away?!"

Seeing Kiana actually do this, my eyes widened.

I didn't expect that Kiana, who is usually the dumbest, would do such a thing.

So, Kiana, you are still a lowly woman?

At this moment, a group of Valkyries were ready to conduct a holy judgment on a white-haired creature that had escaped!

However, it was obvious that these guys underestimated Baimao's speed.

After all, as the fastest runner in the entire Honkai Impact 3rd, Kiana dragged Mo Wang and rushed directly to the venue in just a short while.

"Actually, there are so many people here? Could it be that all the couples in Canghai City have come?"

At this moment, Kiana looked around curiously.

At this time, the area was already completely surrounded by a large group of girls. Looking around, there were basically only heads.

"But, isn't this a couple's event? Why do all of them look like women? And why are they all dressed so strangely?"

"That's true. It's supposed to be a couples' event, so why are there so many girls?"

Mo Wang was also a little confused at this time.

Speaking of which, what kind of activity is this?

Mo Wang touched his chin. It seemed that he was in a hurry and forgot to see what the event was.

"Captain! Over here, there seems to be a sign here!"

At this moment, Wendy waved from behind and said to Mo Wang, "I saw it said there was some kind of fighting scene here."

"Fight?!"

Mo Wang was a little confused for a moment.

That's not right! When he came, he clearly saw that it said it was a dating event, right?

How did it suddenly turn into a fighting competition?

Is there any connection between fighting and love?

Mo Wang squeezed next to Wendy in a daze and looked at the sign she mentioned curiously.

"Canghai City's First Love Fighting Competition? What the hell is that? Couples beat each other up, and then the winner just drags the person away?"

This was Mo Wang’s first reaction when he saw the title, and a picture popped up in his mind of a primitive man who would knock anyone he liked unconscious with a stick and take them back.

Which genius came up with this activity?

However, when Mo Wang saw the subheading below, he felt as if his brain was overloaded with beauty.

Love is magic, love is battle, love is war! No love is ever peaceful. Do you want to go on a perfect date with your boyfriend? Do you want to defeat all your rivals and become your lover's sole support? Now, use the magic of love to deal a fatal blow to your rivals, and use the battle of love to write the legend of you and your lover! This is the moment to start the war. Without fighting, you cannot survive, and without fighting, you cannot love! Come and join our love fighting competition!

[PS: Today's women's competition begins. The winner will receive a three-day, two-night luxury trip to Canghai City Beach with her boyfriend! The rest will receive a limited edition Homu doll, a new game console, and beer...]

Mo Wang stared at the words in dumbfounded confusion, feeling a bit overwhelmed.

They are all familiar words, so why do they seem so niche?

No, love is magic, love is fighting, love is war, is that how you explain it? Beating up a rival in love with a fistfight is fine.

Women's team battle? You're probably not playing an all-female fight game!

Is it going to become Dead or Alive later?

There are so many complaints that Mo Wang doesn’t know how to complain.

At this moment, a host dressed in cute clothes walked onto the stage in front.

"Dear audience friends, welcome to the first Canghai City Love Fighting Competition!"

The host held the microphone, her voice sweet yet full of passion, instantly attracting the attention of the whole audience. She was wearing a cute pink dress and a pair of bunny ear headbands on her head, looking playful and lively.

With this level of appearance, she must be a top idol.

"Today, we will witness a battle of love and courage! Here, love is not just a sweet date, but a fierce battle! Only the bravest and most determined girls can win the final victory and gain the opportunity to spend wonderful time with their loved ones!"

The host waved his hands, and the audience instantly became lively.

However, Mo Wang had already started frowning at this time.

"I say, since it's such an activity, why don't we just go?"

At this moment, Mo Wang felt that his plan seemed to be starting to develop in some strange direction again.

However, what he had never expected was that the Valkyries standing beside him had begun to have lights in their eyes.

Theresa tightened her grip on the Judas, her lips curled up slightly, revealing a confident smile: "Huh, this match seems quite interesting. For the Hom doll, I won't lose to anyone!"

Kiana, on the other hand, was filled with excitement, rubbing her hands together and saying, "Hey, hey, I finally have a chance to show off my skills! Mo Wang, you better watch carefully to see how I win the championship!"

Mei gently stroked the hair beside her ear, a hint of determination flashing in her eyes: "Although I don't like this way of fighting, since it's for an important person, I won't back down."

Bronya stood aside expressionlessly, but her eyes revealed a calm confidence: "Analysis completed, calculating the winning rate... No matter what, Bronya will not lose."

Wendy clenched her fists nervously and muttered, "Even though I'm not very good at fighting, I'll try my best for the Captain!"

Anna took a deep breath and smiled, "Since everyone is planning to participate, I can't just stand by and watch."

"Hey, no?! Why are you planning on participating already? How could this happen?"

Faced with the current plot, Mo Wang just felt that he was doomed.

This plot cannot be said to be unrelated to what he expected, but it can only be said to be completely unrelated.

An all-female brawl? What genius came up with this plot?

"I know everyone is very enthusiastic right now! However, we still need to introduce our specially invited judges to everyone!"

At this moment, under the guidance of the host, the people present couldn't help but look over there.

As a result, when Mo Wang saw those so-called referees, he almost vomited.

"Huh? Why are Aunt Jizi and the class monitor here?"

Kiana, who was standing by, couldn't hold back when she saw the two of them.

Now it’s good that all of Saint Freya are here.

What kind of situation is this?

"That Ji Zi guy said he was going out for a walk today, but I didn't expect he would come here with Fu Hua?"

At this time, Theresa touched her head and thought that she hadn't seen Ji Zi today. So she came here?

Especially when Ji Zi and Fu Hua above saw the Valkyries below and waved, everyone felt a strange sense of funny.

"That's enough! Let's end it now! This is a nightmare!"

Mo Wang was so numb at this point, could this development be any more ridiculous?

Now he has started to pull Caesar Mowang's neck, asking him what to do now.

Mo Wang: Is this what you mean, facing it bravely? I'm afraid this is going to lead to a full-scale fight!

Don't forget Caesar: What's wrong with this? Isn't this more interesting than some shady relationship? Let's fight! (JPG)

Mo Wang: You TM, I’ll beat you to death!

"Ahem, there's one more thing. Since this is the first time we're holding this event, we at Houmu Paradise are also carrying out a secret activity."

At this time, the host continued to speak.

"No way? What else? Can you please let me go?"

Mo Wang looked at the host in front of him with a grim expression. Now he felt that even a pretty girl could not save him from his suicidal heart.

"This time, we've randomly assigned a male audience member's ticket number to be one of our on-site judges! Furthermore, if this male audience member's girlfriend also participates in this competition and wins the championship, we'll prepare a carefully prepared gift for them~"

After the host said this, many men at the scene began to get ready.

When Mo Wang heard this, his eyes immediately turned dead.

"What good can this kind of thing actually do? You have to wait for your girlfriend to win the championship to get the reward. Isn't that ridiculous?"

Just as Mo Wang was complaining, the host had already started announcing the random numbers.

"Let me see, the random numbers this time are... Male audience member number 114514, please come forward!"

When the host said this number, the audience began to look at the numbers in their hands.

But at this time, Mo Wang frowned again.

"No way? Such a clichéd development, could it be..."

Mo Wang's face was a little stiff at this time.

When he saw the number in his hand, Mo Wang wanted to tear it up.

"Sure enough, I fucking knew it!"