Fighting you is like being in jail.

Rem: I don't quite understand. But why doesn't Madoka change her gacha system?

Shikame Madoka:……

Kurumi: Such a strong aggression.

Rem: Gome.

Homura Akemi: So why?

Madoka Kaname: I dare not... I've discovered that the system's existence is invincible, so I dare not squander such a precious opportunity. I can only destroy the existence of a single system.

Leng Chang: I see. Then how about modifying the system's invincible setting?

Madoka Kaname: I can't do that. Some settings are locked.

Leng Chang: It seems that it wasn't modified casually.

Kazuma Sato: But that's already pretty impressive. Does that mean we're invincible?

Yukari Yakumo: She is indeed invincible, provided she suffers five defeats. Five times! Do you know what that means?

Hiratsuka Shizuka: It's a good thing I didn't hit the audience's little toe, otherwise I would have shown you what it means to get caught in the crossfire while just watching the show.

Kazuma Sato: No! I don't want to think about that kind of thing at all!

Rem: Huh? Is that even possible?

Kurumi: Really?!

Bucciarati: Seriously... I was seriously injured while watching a live stream last time, and everyone else was laughing at me, but suddenly I was in so much pain that I was in a terrible state.

Rem: ...

Kurumi: ...

Madoka Kaname: What?! There must be other cards in my gacha pool!

Homura Akemi: Yamete! Madoka, you need to face reality!

Goto Ichiri: What are you talking about? What did I miss again? Hammerhead snake in terror JPG.

Ding!

Ultimate skill card draw mechanism updated!

Currently, a player can draw five special moves at once.

Trigger a small backup three times: copy, magnetic field rotation.

Use five triggers for a guaranteed minimum: High-level narrative modification.

Added team mode, joint trigger: the number of times team members use their ultimate skills will accumulate to a guaranteed trigger.

Everything else remains the same.

Leng Chang: Oh ho ho ho! Come on, let me see next time if there are any other cards in Xiao Yuan's gacha pool. *smirks*

Madoka Kaname: Ugh! I'm so angry! Why am I so angry! (Madoka is angry - JPG)

Homura Akemi: This... I can't even keep looking at the chat group anymore...

Chapter 244 Si Ao Ai Men Ai Men Ao En Si Ao Ai O Di!

Hiratsuka Shizuka: Draw five ultimate skills at once? And then choose which ones to use? That would be much easier, at least I could manage it reasonably.

Leng Chang: Hehehehe! That's not all. Even if you're not satisfied with these five ultimate skills, you can draw them again.

Kitahara Iori: Really?! How do you know so much?

Leng Chang: I just tried it out, and the new mode can shuffle the deck!

Kitahara Iori: That's great! This gives us so much more room to maneuver. Hehehehehe!

Leng Chang: Hehehehe!

Kazuma Sato: Hehehehe!

Black and White Hill: Spalashi!

Celia: What terrible ideas do you have?

Leng Chang: I'm not telling you!

Celia: ...

Homura Akemi: Madoka, have you tried it?

Shikame Madoka:……

Homura Akemi: Looks like you tried it. What was the result?

Madoka Kaname: Life is but a dream, a fleeting illusion.

Homura Akemi: ……

Leng Chang:???

Kitahara Iori: ?? Eh! At this point, some people might ask, what exactly makes Madoka so dreamlike and illusory?

Kazuma Sato: Of course, it's five little toes!

Leng Chang: Pfft, hahahahaha!

Kitahara Iori: Wahahahaha!

Kazuma Sato: Hehehehehe!

Shikame Madoka:……

Hikigaya: Madoka's blushing has proven everything, feeling guilty.

Yukari Yakumo: You guys are so mean!

Rem: That's really going too far. This is completely bullying Madoka.

Kurumi: You guys are really heartless...

Bucciarati: Speechless.

Leng Chang: Wuhu! Never mind, I'm going home to slack off!

Kurumi: Hmm? You're going back? Aren't you going to play a little longer?

Leng Chang: No, I want to go home and play games, I don't want to stay here.

Madoka Kaname: We really should go back. It's not like we're not coming back. Kurumi, want to come visit us?

Kurumi: Is that okay?

Madoka Kaname: Of course! Will Remum come too?

Rem: I won't go. I'm already getting ready to go to the capital. Everything is about to begin.

Cold and common: a reduplicated word, disgusting!

Madoka Kaname: Okay.

Kazuma Sato: Is it about to start? I want to come over and play! I definitely won't miss any of the kemonomimi girls!

Homura Akemi: Speaking of which... what should we do with Subaru Natsuki? Should we send him back? But if we send him back, Emilia will probably be dead for sure, right?

Leng Chang: Hiss... Now that you mention it, it is indeed a bit difficult.

Hachiman: Not many people envy this guy's otherworldly adventures. He should probably just be sent back home to reunite with his family. But without him, the otherworld would probably be destroyed in no time, right?

Rem: I don't even want to think about something like this...

Leng Chang: How about Rem replaces Subaru Natsuki to help Emilia?

Rem: It's a solution, but I refuse. The situation is a complete mess... It's totally beyond my control. And I'm still Roswaal's side... Am I supposed to fight myself?

Homura Akemi: To put it bluntly, Roswaal just wants to revive Echidna... If she's revived, there will definitely be a lot of trouble.

Madoka Kaname: Echidna...

Leng Chang: This is so troublesome! Wait a minute! A JPG suddenly appears before my eyes.

Kitahara Iori: Hmm? A flash of brilliance.

Kazuma Sato: I also thought of a way to solve this once and for all, his smile gradually becoming rampant.

Rem: What is it?

Leng Chang: It's a dark and windy night.

Kitahara Iori: Sneaking in quietly.

Kazuma Sato: With a swift movement, the knife falls.

Rem: ? ?

Black and White Hill: This means taking down Roswaal, which solves all the early-game problems.

Rem: ...

Homura Akemi: That's a great idea. But here's the problem: what about sloth, the white whale, gluttony, and greed?

Leng Chang: Tch, why is it so complicated?

Celia: I'm actually more interested in their magic.

Kitahara Iori: Damn it, why is Natsuki Subaru so unhelpful?

Kazuma Sato: All this trouble, and I'm not even trying to be strong... I'm so frustrated.

Rem: Ugh... So frustrating.

Kurumi: So why are you all so conflicted? Is it really that complicated?

Leng Chang: How could it not be troublesome? With his personality... even if I gave him a manual on magnetic field boxing, he probably wouldn't be able to stick with it.

Rem: Uh... it can't be that bad, can it?

Madoka Kaname: It depends on which route it is, right? Aside from Subaru Natsuki in the main route, he can easily become stronger in other routes.

Homura Akemi: But it's mostly the main storyline.

Madoka Kaname: That's probably hopeless. Rem, you should just give up on this kind of man; he's not worth it.

Rem: I don't know either.

Leng Chang: Shit!

Kitahara Iori: It's shit.

Kazuma Sato: That's awful.

Black and White Hill: All I can say is that someone who has suffered from cerebral thrombosis for decades would not be able to write such a disgusting script; it's deliberately downplaying the protagonist.

Hiratsuka Shizuka: Purely due to personal reasons, she's incredibly weak. It's as if I can already see the author saying, "This is just an ordinary person..." The problem is, even after transmigrating, she's still an ordinary person with no progress whatsoever, unable to recognize reality, and unrealistically chasing after some "white moonlight" is just... just... something else.

Bucciarati: He has absolutely no awareness. Every time he gets a little bit of awareness, he soon falls into despair and tears again... So, true awareness requires going all out!

Hachiman: It's not that bad, but... it's still painful to think about.

Goto Ichiri: Mmm!

Rem: Seeing you guys say that makes me feel a little awkward. Although... I feel like he's just an ordinary person, and you're making things difficult for him.

Celia: So let's just kick him back.

Leng Chang: If I could, I'd really like to change the main character.

Madoka Kaname: Agreed. (Image of Madoka frowning)

Celia: This brings us to Simmel! Imagine what it would be like if Simmel were the main character?

Homura Toki: If it were him, he could definitely achieve the perfect situation, right?

Rem: Simmel?

Homura Akemi: A true hero! A man who achieved heroism through his own will, and the husband of Celie's grand-disciple.

Rem: A hero? That powerful?

Kaname Madoka: That's amazing! Just one battle with him would make Leng Chang feel utterly ashamed.