Fighting you is like being in jail.

Leng Chang: Ah! What a dazzling man! I don't want to see him! How could there possibly be such a radiant man in the world!

Rem: ...

Kurumi: How dark must you be to become like this?

Goto Ichiri: That kind of scorching sun angle can tan my teeth and mouth in just one glance! Pochi Flathead Screaming JPG.

Kitahara Iori: But aren't men like that still completely fooled by us?

Leng Chang: Hehehehehe! Fly rubbing hands (JPG).

Rem: ?

Madoka Kaname: It's nothing, don't worry about it.

Homura Akemi: That's right, it's nothing.

Kurumi: Isn't it obvious what's going on?

Celiah: It's funny to think about, but it seems like Simmel and Frilian have gone somewhere recently and we haven't heard from them since.

Homura Akemi: That's good. After all, the Demon King is gone, and their lives are intertwined. It's time for a perfect ending.

Celia: Well, I don't really understand it. But it feels pretty good though.

……

Back in the integrated world, Leng Chang immediately started slacking off.

Before long, thoughts of Rem's situation began to swirl in my mind; Subaru Natsuki was truly a nuisance. Trying to kick him out of the house would trigger a massive butterfly effect, potentially even destroying the other world.

The main problem is that Emily is too bad at Asia Pacific. Not only is she bad, but Parker is also a formidable opponent. Even though he's a formidable opponent, Parker still works a 9-to-5 job.

The worst thing is that Emilia died, and then Parker would do everything in his power to destroy the world.

He's utterly incompetent yet ruthless, capable of self-destruction; the only word to describe him is "despair."

"This is so annoying, how could things get so complicated?"

Leng Chang lay on the sofa in the villa, speechless and uncomfortable, feeling as if ants were crawling all over his body.

At this moment, Akemi Homura walked in from the entrance hall and immediately noticed Leng Chang, who was looking unwell on the sofa, and was quite curious.

What's troubling you?

Homura Akemi asked curiously.

"What else could it be? I can't think of any suitable solution for Rem's situation."

Leng Chang leaned back on the sofa, staring blankly at the ceiling and groaning.

"Oh?"

Homura Akemi was a little surprised to hear this, as she rarely saw Leng Chang in such a predicament.

She walked a few steps to the sofa, sat down lazily, raised her long black legs and placed them on Leng Chang's lap, then casually lay down on the sofa and closed her eyes to rest.

"Rem's situation is indeed a bit troublesome. In the end, it's just a matter of losing a main character. To put it simply, it's a matter of losing the heroine's bodyguard. Rem can help, but it's still Roswaal's problem."

Homura Akemi lay gracefully with her hands on her abdomen, and simply uttered the question.

Leng Chang, who was pinned down by her long black legs, raised an eyebrow and realized with a serious expression why this matter was so troublesome.

"Looks like I was overthinking it. I not only want the future developments to be exciting, but I also want Natsuki Subaru to come home. It's completely impossible for these two things to happen at the same time. Most importantly, I, COMMONCOLD, despise Natsuki Subaru's character from the bottom of my heart because he can't use cheat codes."

"How about we train him?"

Akemi Homura opened one eye and looked at Leng Chang, asking a question.

"Absolutely not! I can't sense a single spark of light on this guy."

Leng Chang grinned in disgust, feeling as if he had eaten shit.

"Then let nature take its course."

Homura Akemi took out her phone and took a picture in Leng Chang's direction, then casually sent it to her family, but she didn't take a picture of Leng Chang's face.

She happily typed and sent a text message with both hands.

I'm doing great; I'm at my boyfriend's house.

'Xiaoyan, please take good care of yourself.'

'No problem, Mom.'

After doing all this, he couldn't help but smile and look at Leng Chang in silence.

"Are you free?"

After a brief silence, she asked quietly.

"What?"

Leng Chang lay sprawled on the sofa, asking without turning his head.

"Want to come shopping with me?"

"I don't want to move."

"Ugh! How annoying!"

Homura Akemi pouted unhappily, pulled her long black legs back off Leng Chang, curled up, and started watching a drama on her phone.

Panda Head Shrimp - Initiation!

……

About two days later.

Leng Chang walked past the utility pole with a yawn, only to find a missing person poster on it. He immediately turned around and looked at the pole.

"Isn't that Subaru Natsuki? Has it already passed? Does that mean it's already started? Why didn't Rem mention it in the group chat?"

He looked at the missing person poster on the telephone pole with a strange expression, feeling a little sorry for Subaru Natsuki's parents' worries.

But it doesn't matter!

Anyway, I'll kick this guy back, and I'm sure he'll thank me.

"Hehehehehe, I'm such a good person."

Leng Chang stared wickedly at the missing person poster on the telephone pole with a sinister smile.

……

In the chat group.

Leng Chang: Natsuki Subaru has disappeared. Why didn't Rem mention it?

Rem: Don't even mention it... I'm so tired.

Leng Chang: What's wrong?

Rem: I've gone out to buy the same thing three times already, and each time I went home and returned shortly after. The problem is, I remember everything, and it feels like no matter how many times I do it, it's all in vain.

Leng Chang: Ah, this...

Kitahara Iori: It seems the impact is quite significant.

Rem: Yes, I can't help either. After all, Roswaal's orders were not to help.

Leng Chang: Hey, haven't you ever thought about getting out of this mess and taking Ram to live somewhere else?

Rem: I've had that idea, but I'm afraid I won't be used to it.

Leng Chang: Then manipulate Roswaal and make yourself the mastermind behind the Border Earl. (Throws Rem at you.)

Rem: Uh... I feel a little... ungrateful?

Madoka Kaname: Use Flame Fist on Roswaal for Ram's sake! Rem!

Rem: By the way, can you heal my sister's horns?

Homura Akemi: Yes. After all, it's just a broken horn.

Rem: Thank you! Please help me!

Leng Chang: I'll go. I'll see what's going on and maybe meet Natsuki Subaru.

Rem: Thank you so much! Lord Leng Chang!

Leng Chang: It's nothing!

Kitahara Iori: Oh ho, you're finished. You called over someone you absolutely shouldn't have.

Kazuma Sato: This is irreversible! I'm going too! I'm fucking here, Kemonomimi!

Hikigaya: Kazuma is always so persistent. I suddenly envy his spirit, but of course, it's just his spirit.

Rem: Perverts are like roadside bugs.

Kitahara Iori: Are you there? Why are you rewarding him?

Kazuma Sato: Ah! It's Rem's scathing insult! I feel so good!

Rem: ...

Kurumi: I also want to go to another world and see it. How about we all go there for a trip?

Madoka Kaname: Great idea!

Goto Ichiri: Hehehe, I'm still quite curious about kemonomimi (animal-eared girls).

Bucciarati: I'm taking a break too, the election is almost over.

Hiratsuka Shizuka: Where is Bucciarati's campaign going?

Bucciarati: I just became mayor. The next election will be for governor, and the next step will be president.

Hiratsuka Shizuka: So strong!

Rem: President? King?

Celia: Yes.

Rem: Awesome.

……

The capital of the Kingdom of Lugnica.

Leng Chang descended onto the street in an instant, looking at the yellow stone-paved street around him, his eyes flashing with a feeling that was both familiar and strange.

Now that I'm here, I should assign myself an identity.

The Witch Cult's prideful leader! Conmencod...tsk, that name doesn't seem long enough.

No! Change it!

The Witch Cult's arrogant leader, Suo Aimen Aimen Oren Suo Ai Odi!

Hehehehe!

That works!

Thinking of the name, Leng Chang nodded with satisfaction and smiled expectantly.

Wow! My world brings the fear of equality!

"But before that... let's slack off!"

Leng Changle happily ran towards the snack shop by the roadside. How could he miss out on the unique delicacies of this other world? He was definitely going to have a good taste.

A little while later, under the blazing sun, Leng Chang sat with his legs crossed at a roadside table, waiting for his snacks to arrive.

It's a unique feature of another world, so it's quite intriguing to think about.

The waiter soon brought over some snacks and drinks and politely placed them in front of Leng Chang.

"Yoshi!"

Leng Chang's eyes lit up. He picked up a spoon, scooped out a piece, held it up happily, and took a bite.

Huh? Why does it taste nothing? It's like I ate air?

Confused, I looked around and realized I was standing on the street without even realizing it.

JPG of my mother's birth.