Why was I assigned to be a horse girl?

According to Hitotsu Amber's recollection, Hai Du City simply asked casually, "Have you eaten?"

Fei Tu Hu Po simply replied, "I haven't eaten yet."

After just a question and answer session, everyone was led to the Hai Du family's restaurant. Their suitcases were still piled up like a small mountain in the entrance hall. Anyone who didn't know better would have thought that if they hadn't had time to put their suitcases away, they would have starved to death there.

Sitting in the magnificent restaurant that resembled a meeting hall, Xingmu was quite excited: "As expected of the Chinese style and the Chinese way of hospitality... I had heard before that eating is a very important thing in China. When you greet someone, you ask if they have eaten yet. If you answer that you haven't eaten yet... you will be immediately dragged to eat."

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Chapter 516 The Warhorse Girl's Armor (Bounty 49)

Fei Tu Hu Po sat in a solid wood armchair, with a celadon teapot on the coffee table beside her, the aroma of Biluochun tea being elegant and refreshing.

But Fei Tu Hu Po still felt very uncomfortable all over, especially after hearing that such a solid wood carved, solemn and grand chair was only qualified to sit on by high-ranking officials like Dong Zhuo in the past... She felt even more that this chair was not auspicious.

Others only saw Dong Zhuo's high position and power, but Fei Tu Hu Po could always subconsciously think about how Dong Zhuo was killed... Although she, a modern person, had no idea what Dong Zhuo looked like, the scene of Dong Zhuo being stabbed to death seemed vivid in her mind, as if she were there...

Thinking of this, Fei Tu Hu Po sat up abruptly and subconsciously shook her tail, as if to shake off the goosebumps all over her body.

Just then, Narcissus, who had been missing since earlier, suddenly pushed open the door and came back, then waved to Hitotsu Kohaku: "Kohaku-chan, Kohaku-chan... over here, over here."

"Hmm? Here it comes."

Since she had nothing better to do while waiting for her meal, Fei Tu Hu Po immediately ran towards the screen where Narcissus was, her face full of curiosity.

Just as Amber stopped and before she could ask Narcissus what incredible thing she had seen, a pair of silver-white armor suddenly came into view as she looked up.

In Japan, if you go to a restaurant that has been around for a while, you can often see armor collected by the owner or shareholders. Japanese armor is generally made of bamboo or cast iron plates tied together. Each part of the armor is painted with the owner's family crest, and there is a helmet on the head that looks like deer antlers, cow horns or lightning bolts. Therefore, Japanese armor is quite distinctive.

But the armor now placed in front of Hitotsu Amber is completely different from Western chainmail and Japanese guju.

It was a set of silver-white armor, the cold-forged steel plates gleaming with a chilling luster. Each plate was as thin as a cicada's wing yet as hard as a rock. When they were stacked together, they fit together perfectly like dragon scales. The shoulder guards were shaped like the fierce Bixie, and the breastplate protruding on the chest was bright and polished so smooth that Fei Tu Hu Po could see herself with an amazed expression.

"Wow, so handsome... Kaku-yi!" Unfortunately, Fei Tu Hu Po didn't have much education, so she could only express her love and admiration in the most primitive but effective way.

Although Narcissus had told her before she came to England that Haidu City, as a renowned Chinese family of collectors, had a considerable number of fine items, Fei Tu Amber simply nodded in agreement at the time.

But as the saying goes, seeing is believing. Only after Hiruko Amber actually saw this incredibly cool silver-white armor did she realize just how amazing something that even Narcissus described as "good stuff" really must be...

“Hehehe, I knew Amber-chan, with your masculine, straight-woman aesthetic, would like this set.” Narcissus stroked his chin, looking the silver-white armor up and down: “This set of armor must be newly made. The designer’s forging technique is modern, but the concept of the armor combination is quite ancient… If I’m not mistaken, it was made by Haidu City.”

"Wow, is my sister really that amazing?" Fei Tu Hu Po clicked her tongue, admiring the armor in front of her, and then whispered, "One of the reasons we came to England this time is to borrow the skills of my sister from Hai Du City, right?"

Narcissus nodded: "That's right. I was a little worried before I came, but now that I've seen the finished product... I'm completely relieved. Hasn't Haidu City already made a set for the other horse girls?"

Fei Tu Hu Po squinted at the armor: "Is it for Hai Du Star?"

“It doesn’t seem like it. Judging from the position of the breastplate on the chest… the person who can wear this armor must be at least an E-cup or larger horse girl.” Narcissus closed his eyes and began to imagine and apply the design concept of the sea city: “Judging from the color scheme and the deliberately hollowed-out parts, the person who can wear this armor should be a huge white horse girl… and should also be a warhorse girl.”

"Wow, Narcissus, you're absolutely right... You could guess this much even with your eyes closed? Is this what it means for designers to have a connection?"

At this moment, Sea Star, worried that the two might get lost, also came out. After hearing Narcissus's deduction, Sea Star immediately showed a convinced smile and explained, "This is the horse girl my mom encountered in a nightmare... She said she had white hair, red eyes, and big breasts. She beat her in the arena and lost so much that she was numb. After waking up, my mom used the remaining memories from the dream to make this set of armor."

Fei Tu Hu Po exclaimed in admiration, "Wow... Sister Hai Du Du's design skills are really impressive. She can even design horse girls that don't exist in dreams."

If even a horse girl I've only met once in a dream can design such a cool suit of armor, then designing a horse girl like myself, who is alive and right in front of everyone... wouldn't that be even easier?

"Hmph, huh? I quite like this set."

Several horse girls who were engrossed in the art of armor suddenly snapped out of their reverie. They didn't know when, but Hai Du City had been standing behind them, also looking at the armor on the wall with admiring eyes. "It's just a pity that not every horse girl can pull off armor well."

Haidu Star pouted and said, "Could this be the reason why you didn't design one for me, Mom?"

Since they were all family, Hai Du didn't hide his thoughts at all and nodded in reply, "Yes, with your small stature, I can design a Hanfu or a cheongsam for you, but armor... is really not suitable."

"Waaah." Star of the Sea City pretended to be hurt, rubbing the corners of her eyes with both hands. "Sad, crying, crying. According to you, Mom, are there any other horse girls in the world who are suitable for wearing armor?"

“Of course there is.” Hai Dudu answered without hesitation, her confident gaze already fixed on Fei Tu Hu Po. “So far away yet so close… Now, hasn’t fate brought us together?”

Fei Tu Hu Po looked left and right blankly, then pointed uncertainly at herself: "Is it me?"

Hai Dushi raised an eyebrow and smiled, his fingertips lightly tapping the shoulder guards of his armor, producing a clear, metallic sound: "Guess..."

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Chapter 517 Authentic British Cuisine

"If you ask me to guess... then I think it has to be me!" Fei Tu Hu Po blinked, her golden pupils gleaming with a sly light.

When it comes to volunteering, Fei Tu Hu Po has always been very proactive, especially this time when she and Narcissus came to the mansion in Hai Du City. They wanted to ask this young lady from Hai Du City, a Chinese family, to help with the design of a groundbreaking set of battle outfits themed around armor and warhorse girls.

Now that Hai Du City was actively hinting that she also wanted to stretch her muscles, Fei Tu Hu Po was naturally overjoyed and immediately seized the opportunity to say:

“Perfect timing, Sister Haidu City… I have a favor to ask.”

“I can roughly guess.” Hai Dudu clapped his hands, slightly interrupting Fei Tu Hu Po’s words: “But it’s too dry for us to stand here and talk. The food is ready, let’s go to the table and eat and talk.”

According to Kotobuki Toru's social skills class, there is an important custom in the Chinese region: important matters and requests for favors are usually discussed at the dinner table.

The reason is simple: people instinctively feel more pleasant and relaxed when eating and chewing. With the combined effect of multiple factors, things can often develop in a favorable direction. Even if the other party does not accept it, it can be regarded as nonsense said at the dinner table and let it go.

Of course, the most important thing is that... Fei Tu Hu Po and the others had been traveling long distances, taking planes and buses, and had no time to eat at all. Hai Du City, on the other hand, was eagerly waiting for his daughter to come back so they could eat together.

Everyone is really hungry now.

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The group returned to the restaurant and took their seats in turn. The round table was surrounded by horse girls, and the scale and grandeur of the scene were no less impressive than the world-famous painting "The Last Supper".

The spotlights overhead were as intense as spotlights, making the socially awkward horse girl almost melt in their glow. "Ah, so bright... But, isn't this banquet a bit too formal?"

The lady sat upright, her aristocratic bearing emanating from her very bones. "Being formal is good. The more formal, the better the food will be..."

Fei Tu Hu Po's eyes immediately lit up: "Wow, does this mean I'll be eating Chinese food made by Chinese people for the first time? This is what I call authentic!"

"Hmm... hard to say." Haidu Star's smile wasn't very natural, as if he had already foreseen something very troublesome. "My suggestion is that everyone just eat a little something, and then continue talking about what we were just discussing. We can think of something else if we get hungry tonight..."

Under the management and urging of Haidu City, the chefs in the villa did not keep everyone waiting for long. After a few words of casual conversation, the well-dressed waiters pushed the food carts to serve the dishes.

The silver plates held a variety of dishes: fish and chips, black and white pudding, and pies that looked normal but smelled rather unusual.

Fei Tu Hu Po was immediately taken aback and tugged at the sleeve of Hai Du Zhi Xing next to her, asking, "Hey... this restaurant environment, this atmosphere... since we're here, shouldn't we be eating some Chinese food? Why does it feel like McDonald's?"

Haidu Star's face was as tense as the stone lion on the shoulder of the armor she had just worn: "I guess it's because it's your first time in England, so I thought I'd treat you to some local specialties... and my mom rarely cooks, so please support her."

After saying this to Fei Tu Hu Po, Hai Du Zhi Xing didn't stop there. She then reached into her pocket, pulled out her phone from under the table, and tapped away rapidly with two fingers. The next second, the phones of the several horse girls present started vibrating.

Fei Tu Hu Po didn't reach for her own phone. Instead, she grabbed Qin Chui Tou's arm and pulled the smartwatch from his wrist. The message was just edited by Hai Du Zhi Xing. The content was almost identical to what she had just told Fei Tu Hu Po. Basically, she was saying that her mother rarely cooked, and she hoped everyone would give her some face and eat as much as they could.

The people around Fei Tu Hu Po were not difficult to talk to, and they replied to the message immediately upon seeing it.

[Lady: It is aristocratic etiquette to eat every dish served at the host's house with a smile.]

[Almond Eyes: Received! Mission accomplished!]

[Gao Shangjunyi: It's nothing... When I was in the dorm, I also ate fish, chips, and burgers.]

The group of female idols, full of bravado, made a solemn pledge, then looked up and, without the slightest hesitation, drew their knives and forks. As top idols, these female idols were also quite adept at managing their expressions and maintaining professional ethics. After agreeing to the promise from Haidu Star, their expressions immediately became incredibly expectant, as if they had just been released from prison...

The lady chose black and white pudding, the elegant Junyi chose fries, and Fei Tu Hu Po chose the odd-looking pie.

"Ah woo~"

Fei Tu Hu Po stuffed the still-hot pie into her mouth.

"Mmm! It's so delicious!" Hitoko Amber cupped her face in one hand, a satisfied smile curving her lips, just like the cute heroine in those food-themed anime. If there were AR effects equipment like those used in Uma Musume here, the artificial intelligence might even project a colorful background behind Hitoko Amber.

Unfortunately, the good times didn't last long. After letting out a series of satisfied and happy hums, Hitotsu Amber immediately hunched her shoulders and trembled, letting out a sound from the girl's chest. Her golden eyes instantly filled with tears.

"Woo-wah... Gurgling."

Kotobuki Toru was startled by the sudden convulsion of the girl beside him. He turned to look at her and exclaimed in shock, "Eh, is it really that delicious? I see you're so moved you're crying."

Hitotsu Amber looked at Kotobuki Toru, trembled for a few seconds, then nodded repeatedly. She even used her fork to pick up a piece of pie and, like a courtesan, leaned against Kotobuki Toru and fed the pie to him.

With a beautiful woman in his arms, Kotobuki Toru, his mind wandering, didn't think much before opening his mouth and eating the food that Hitoko Amber fed him.

The first chew is the texture of the meat.

With the second chew, Kotobuki felt as if he had eaten the internal organs of some kind of animal.

By the third stroke, when the fishy and gamey juices overflowed...

Kotobuki Toru then began to tremble, just like Hitotsu Amber.

At this moment, even Fei Tu Hu Po couldn't hold back any longer, revealing a sly, fox-like smile: "Tou Tou, what do you think? Is it delicious~"

The girl deliberately drew out the last note, and Kotobuki Toru instantly realized that he had fallen for the fox's trick.

Of course, Kotobuki Toru didn't indulge her. While the little fox in front of him was still laughing, Kotobuki Toru reached out and pinched Hitoko Amber's soft chin, lifting her head up and kissing her. He then transferred the indescribable food and taste directly into Hitoko Amber's mouth through his lips and teeth.

So, in everyone's eyes, the two of them started shaking together.

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Chapter 518 The New Final Battle Attire - Armor

After a bite of authentic British food, the expressions of the visiting horse girls instantly became quite varied... to the point that they temporarily forgot about the affectionate behavior between Hitotsu Kohaku and Kotobuki Toru.

As for Hai Du, whether she had long since gotten used to the taste of British food or hadn't eaten much at all, she was perfectly lucid when she saw Kotobuki Toru and Hito Kohaku embracing each other and even trembling as they kissed. She immediately exclaimed in surprise, "Wow, look, look! Little Kohaku is really amazing! She found such a great boyfriend so early..."

"Actually, shouldn't he be called husband or husband now?" Haidu Star was already used to the mushy, affectionate behavior of this couple.

At first, she might blush or try to avoid the topic, but now when she sees the young couple being affectionate, she even takes out her phone to take pictures of them and then sends them the photos back to them at night.

However, what Haidu Star cared about more was obviously not the kiss between the two, but rather torturing his daughter: "Hai Xingxing... look at other people, they found boyfriends at such a young age, um... they found husbands, but you've been studying abroad all over the world for so long... and you're still single?"

Haidu Star spat out the Hong Kong-style herbal tea she was holding, spraying it into the cup, and then replied somewhat awkwardly, "Eh... I haven't been out for very long, have I? Besides, I'm a racehorse girl... The most important thing when I go out is to improve my skills and achieve good results! I'm really focused on training and improving myself! Unlike Amber-chan, who spends most of her time pressed against glass or machine covers after falling in love... No one is as dedicated as me."

"But now Amber has already won three championships, right? So, according to your logic, Sea Star... doesn't that mean you've lost to her in both your career and love life?"

"Um... Mom, can we stop boosting others' morale and diminishing our own?"

"I'm trying to encourage you. As the saying goes, 'Among three people walking together, there must be one I can learn from...'"

In Haidu City, the traditional Chinese motherly teaching method is used to educate Haidu's children.

On the other side, Hitotsu Kohaku was forced to share a mouthful of bizarre meat pie with Kotobuki Toru. The two of them slumped in their chairs, writhing as if they had been poisoned, before finally catching their breath.

When Fei Tu Hu Po looked at the seemingly harmless food on the table again, her beautiful eyes were filled with fear and disbelief.

"Um, TouTou... why do you think this food tastes so bad?"

Fei Tu Hu Po disregarded table manners, her face full of curiosity as she poked at the chaotic food in the pie with her knife and fork: beef, kidney, tripe... and of course, the extremely deceptive pie crust.

"That's why the chef who created British cuisine is a genius, isn't he?" Kotobuki Toru wiped the food residue from the corner of his mouth with a handkerchief. "The quality of the ingredients is definitely not a problem... but the beef, beef kidney, tripe and the like are all very good and expensive ingredients on their own... but when they are put together, they are so disgusting. There is no meaty taste at all. All that is left is the smell of meat and blood."

Meanwhile, the group sitting opposite them, including Almond, were also feeling unwell. After tasting a piece of blood sausage, Almond, like Hitoko Amber earlier, was so "moved" that she was almost crying. The noblewoman's expression, however, did not change much... except that the knife and fork she was holding had been squeezed into the shape of a question mark.

They exchanged glances, their expressions unchanged, and then simultaneously pulled out their phones from under the table.

[Hibi Amber: Why do I feel that Hai Du City's cooking skills are worse than I imagined?]

[Lady: Anyway, we're all friends... so I'll just be blunt, this is just a lack of skill, okay! Or rather... it's definitely the level of a British chef.]

[Almond Eyes: But isn't Sister Haidu a Chinese woman? How can she eat this kind of food?]

[Haidu Star: Because my mom has always considered herself a chivalrous person, and chivalrous people naturally don't care about formalities and eat whatever they can get... If you can't finish it, that's fine, it'll save some ingredients. I remember I even hid some hot pot base, so we can have hot pot tonight if we can't make it...]

[Hibi Amber: Yeah... It's the same food, but hot pot in China tastes so much better...]

[Lady: Let's put on some skewers, light a fire, and have a barbecue... I can teach you how to barbecue]

[Haidu Star: Let's not discuss this now! Haven't you guys noticed? My mom has been yelling at me for minutes straight! Help me!]