Why was I assigned to be a horse girl?

Fei Tu Hu Po looked up and met everyone's gaze again. All eyes were on Fei Tu Hu Po, and from this, Fei Tu Hu Po knew... that everyone was waiting for her to speak first.

Feeling everyone's expectant gazes and her own stomach rumbling, Fei Tu Hu Po felt that she really should stand up, so she coughed lightly twice: "Ahem... I was a little dizzy from the flight and didn't have much of an appetite... so I wanted to chat with you, Hai Du City sister, first."

Haidu City was currently praising Fei Tu Hu Po to the skies, wishing that this other person's child was their own daughter. Naturally, they would do whatever Fei Tu Hu Po said: "It's okay, it's okay. If you don't have an appetite, that's fine. You can eat more here in the next few days. Everyone is here now... Since everyone is here, why don't we get together and discuss this?"

While her older sister wasn't looking, Qiangji, who was on vacation and relaxing in England, picked up the British blood sausage from her plate and threw it onto Gao Shangjunyi's plate: "Hey, everyone... what are you discussing?"

Fei Tu Hu Po looked around at everyone and revealed one of the purposes of her trip for the first time: "I would like to ask Sister Hai Du and designer Narcissus to design a set of armor-style decisive outfits for me."

Gyokumine was stunned: "Eh? Armor... armor? Doesn't making armor mean we're going to rebel? So, Amber, you and Kotobuki-san, finally couldn't stand the Emperor's incompetence anymore... and are you planning a rebellion?"

"That was in ancient times..." Fei Tu Hu Po waved her hand, indicating that she wasn't as crazy as Ji Feng thought: "The main thing is that when going on an expedition abroad... we should at least wear some distinctive clothes, right?"

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Chapter 519 Chinese-Style Bargaining

"Wow... As expected of Amber-chan, she really is a horse girl with money, power, and connections." Qiangji looked at Hito Amber, his amazement almost escaping his lips, "She actually prepared a set of armor specifically for the expedition... It would be embarrassing if she lost."

In the eyes of this horse girl who was close to Hitoko but maintained a subtle distance, Hitoko was already a "top-tier" existence at this moment.

Not to mention that after marrying Kotobuki Toru, money became just a string of boring numbers for her, just considering her own confidence as a triple crown racehorse girl—the prize money from races and various endorsement fees alone made her savings reach astronomical figures... However, Hitoko Amber was used to being frugal, and she didn't spend money recklessly even when she had it, so she still looked quite poor.

As for her influence, as the president of the Central Tereson in Japan, the alumni of Central Tereson, as well as the current students and juniors, are all considered to be Hitsukoha's family. In addition, Hitsukoha is generally very popular, so if anything good happens, people will subconsciously think of Hitsukoha. Even recently, although Hitsukoha hasn't had much contact with the dark side of Japan, local tattoo shops are still asking for tattoos of Hitsukoha's image...

While others didn't believe it, within the somewhat superstitious Japanese underworld, rumors had already begun to circulate that Hitokohaku was actually Guan Yu reincarnated... Guan Yu had been gone for many years, but Hitokohaku was still alive. Since it's better to seek the present than the past, why not just get a tattoo of Hitokohaku, and even one with his eyes closed, so it wouldn't be so inauspicious... At the same time, it could also avoid the lawyer's letters from Central Teresa and Kotobuki Foundation regarding infringement of portrait rights.

"Well... this idea actually came to me by chance." Hito Amber held her English milk tea and explained with a light laugh, "When I went to Venus to buy new clothes last time, I saw the new material of clothing on display."

The noblewoman was a regular customer of Venus. Upon hearing what Fei Tu Amber said, she immediately stroked her chin and began to ponder: "So, after edible stockings and water-transparent swimsuits, Venus has finally started to dabble in armor plates from China? Is the next step ceramic steel power armor?"

Narcissus shook his head: "No way... Armor and the like are already a very niche market. If it weren't for expanding the market and opening up the horse girl market in China, I wouldn't be willing to do these thankless tasks."

Haidu Star tapped his palm: "Oh, I see... I was wondering why Narcissus, the designer, came along even though it was Amber who participated in the competition... It turns out she needed my mom's help with the forging. But Narcissus, aren't you a top designer yourself? My mom can design too, but in terms of working hours and experience, she shouldn't be as good as you."

“But I’m weak.” As she spoke, Narcissus shook her thin arms and legs: “Look at my thin arms and legs… I’m already at my physical limit just cutting clothes and sewing. If you want me to forge armor or something, I can’t do those things… I need a professional horse girl.”

"I see."

Following Narcissus's train of thought, the group easily arrived at the reason—

With the Yorkshire Oaks Race fast approaching, it's clearly too late for Scarlet Amber to put on her new final outfit.

Even if we take a step back and skip the Oak Contest, giving Narcissus a little over a month to create a final armor-themed outfit before the Arc de Triomphe next month, the difficulty would still be extremely high.

None of the people present were poor, and their families placed considerable hopes on them. Whether as a birthday gift or as a motivational tool, their winning outfits had been in production for years… Everyone had personally witnessed the design and production cycles and understood them deeply.

Therefore, everyone present knew that although Narcissus was a top designer and a top tailor, if she wanted to handcraft a final battle suit in a month, especially one made of armor plates... even if you whipped Narcissus until she became a masochist, she still wouldn't be able to deliver it on time.

"Of course, it's not like there's absolutely no way to deal with it."

Seeing that everyone had shown understanding, Narcissus clapped his hands and looked at Hai Du City, continuing, "If we had a horse girl with design and production experience who could understand common designer terminology to help, I would be confident that we could speed things up. And Miss Hai Du City! She's the partner I'm looking for. Not only is she experienced, but she's also strong and has great stamina. For her, blacksmithing would be a piece of cake!"

“I guessed it.” Hai Dudu showed no surprise, only nodding slightly: “I guessed it when I saw you get off the bus… Nobody comes here for no reason, especially not a weirdo like Narcissus.”

"Hey, don't talk nonsense. How am I a weirdo? If it weren't for my boss's request and my apprentice's request, I wouldn't have gone through all this trouble to come to England."

Narcissus stuffed a piece of offal pizza into his mouth without changing his expression, even savoring the taste of the flesh and blood. His smile was elegant and beautiful, easily reminiscent of the cannibalistic Mads Mikkelsen from the movie "Hannibal".

"It's purely for my own art, and you just looked interested, didn't you... So, what's your answer, Hai Du City?"

"While I am indeed very tempted," Hai Dudu said, arms crossed, his tone resolute, "I refuse!"

Narcissus laughed in exasperation, "Wow, you! We're already in this kind of relationship and you're still refusing me..."

"Yada, why did you refuse?" Hisu Kohaku looked anxious and even nudged Kotobuki Toru next to her. "It was all because my sister refused... Should I say something like, 'Don't refuse, I'll do anything if you agree'?"

Kotobuki Touichi pressed down on Hishito Amber's smooth, snowy thigh. "Don't be so hasty... We are ready to fight to the death, why does Your Highness surrender first?"

"But, Sister Haidu refused."

"They wanted to bargain, so they turned around and left. Isn't that normal? That's how it is in China."

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Chapter 520 I Want the Starfish to Go to the Arc de Triomphe Too

At the dinner table, Narcissus and Haidu were still staring at each other, especially Narcissus, who was very flamboyant—making all sorts of small gestures such as giving the middle finger, sticking out his tongue, and baring his teeth.

Judging from the fact that Narcissus has not been thrown out of the restaurant by the neck despite his rude behavior at the dinner table, the relationship between Narcissus and Haidu City is definitely more than that of best friends.

Just like the relationship between Hitoko and the noblewoman, most people wouldn't dare to joke around with the noblewoman, but Hitoko had no respect for her at all, saying whatever she wanted, and even snatching the skewers from the noblewoman's hands without hesitation, but the noblewoman never took it to heart.

Based on this deduction, Fei Tu Hu Po's eyes lit up: "Were these two classmates before?"

Haidu Star tilted his head, his voice trembling with uncertainty: "It seems so, but it isn't... I heard that the designer of Narcissus was my mother's senior?"

"S-senpai?" Amber's eyes widened, and she murmured incredulously, "You mean Nana, who looks so young and has such a strong personality, is actually a mother?"

Haidu Star shrugged, a hint of mockery in his voice, "The biological world is amazing, isn't it? With so many people in the world, there are bound to be a few ageless monsters..."

Fei Tu Hu Po nodded slightly, indicating that she had learned something new. However, while one question had been resolved, the biggest question in Fei Tu Hu Po's mind remained:

"So, does that mean they're refusing the price in China? I only know that in Japan... unless you're an NHK employee collecting TV fees, you shouldn't keep coming back to ask if you've been refused."

Kotobuki explained to Hitoko Amber, "But China values ​​compromise and enthusiasm, and also pays more attention to tactics... This move is called retreating to advance. After all, Haidu City knows that you rarely come here, so you must have something to ask of her. When you have the initiative, you must use it."

Of course, while explaining, Kotobuki Toru didn't forget to collect tuition fees. The hand that was originally resting on Kohaku's knee to stop her suddenly became restless, its five fingers like spider antennae, winding out tingling traces on the fabric.

"Stop it...it tickles." Amber's cheeks flushed red as she pressed down on the mischievous hand, urgently asking, "What do we do now?"

“We’ll wait for them to make their demands.” Kotobuki Toru shrugged. “Narcissus and Haidu City are acquaintances. If it’s about compensation, given the amount of funds Narcissus can manage, she can easily offer a figure that the other party can’t refuse.”

Fei Tu Hu Po scratched her head, a sudden thought flashing through her mind: "Then... what if they don't want the money?"

Before the girl could finish speaking, a disapproving chuckle came from the nearby city of Haidu: "Hmm? Narcissus, you don't think... my family is short of money, do you? If you want to persuade me to change my mind, money alone isn't enough."

"..."

"..."

Hitotsu Kohaku and Kotobuki Toru exchanged glances. Kotobuki Toru was the first to speak through gritted teeth, "I was so busy touching your leg that I forgot to gag you..."

“Uh…” Fei Tu Hu Po looked completely innocent. “Can you blame me for this? I just thought of one possibility.”

“But Little Amber, you’re absolutely right!” Hai Du noticed the commotion on Fei Tu Amber’s side and tapped the table lightly with his fingertips. “If you ask me, Little Amber, you’re much more sincere than Narcissus… Narcissus only talks about money, she’s so boring.”

Fei Tu Hu Po lowered her head in shame: "Um, actually, I also think that money is the best way to express sincerity."

"Little Amber, you're so tacky."

Hai Dudu chuckled and shook his head, resting his chin on his elbow on the table. "Well, since that's the case, I won't keep you in suspense any longer... Making a winning outfit for you, Little Amber, is no problem at all. It just so happens that I'm planning to test my aesthetic sense recently, and also see if my old bones can still handle it."

"Hehe!" Amber suddenly jumped up from her chair and gave Kotobuki Toru a high five, the crisp sound of their palms colliding filled with joy. "As expected, my personal charm is stronger!"

"Hey, you two, don't be in such a hurry..." Hai Dudu's words were like a bucket of cold water, interrupting their cheers. "You can tell that I said so much just now because I was going to talk about some conditions, right? I did agree to your request, but you still have something to promise me."

Fei Tu Hu Po's expression was a little stiff. "Eh... you didn't reach an agreement with Nana, so you want to talk to me instead?"

"Yes."

Hai Du glanced meaningfully at Hai Du Star beside him, then turned to look at Amber, "Actually, money doesn't mean much to our family anymore, but there's an old Chinese saying, 'A thousand pieces of gold can't buy foresight, and ten thousand pieces of gold can't change the way you turn back.' I think experience and skills are the most important. I think Trainer Kotobuki Toru agrees with this, right?"

Kotobuki Toru nodded, then followed up on what Kaito City had said and asked, "For Uma Musume, family background and bloodline are secondary; one's own experience, skills, and mentality are the most important... So, you don't mean for me to lead Kaito Star, do you?"

"NONONO." Haidu City shook his head in a rather youthful and cute manner. "Given Staryu's current strength level... having a trainer won't make much difference anymore. I can handle the trainer's job, but Staryu really needs to learn more."

"Huh? Me?" Haidu Star pointed to herself, her tone filled with pride: "What else do I need to learn? Mom, you don't know, I got perfect scores in every subject in Tresson, America! And now, I'm a two-time British Champion racehorse!"

Hai Du listened patiently to his daughter's boasting before asking calmly, "So, racing against those opponents you've run against before... do you find it interesting?"

"I guess... I guess so?" Haidu Star's tone was first affirmative, then hesitant, and finally he tilted his head and said what he really thought: "Actually, I don't think there's anything wrong with 'fishing'... I always feel that the intensity of the competitions in England this year is much lower than that in Amber."

"Then go race with them! The best horse girls of this generation are all going to this year's Arc de Triomphe Grand Prix," Hai Dudu said, patting his daughter on the shoulder.

"Huh? I'm going to challenge Amber-chan and the Great Shock? Really?"

"So isn't this how I'm helping you find a special training opportunity?" Hai Du City grabbed Hai Du Star's hand and looked at Fei Tu Hu Po again, his expression serious.

"So, Little Amber, my request is... when you're practicing your domain, please bring the starfish with you~"

"Although it's really inappropriate to add another opponent on the eve of your race, I want the starfish to run the Arc de Triomphe race as well... to challenge stronger opponents and to push its own limits."

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Chapter 521 Give a Weapon

"Huh? What do you mean I have to kill Scarlet Amber?" Sea Star's voice suddenly rose, and the downy hairs on the tips of his ears trembled slightly with astonishment.

"I didn't say you had to kill it, I just wanted you to see higher mountains and longer rivers." Hai Dudu soothed Hai Du Star's bristling fur: "As a racehorse girl, you don't have to worry about food and drink. With such good conditions, if you don't challenge Hito Amber and try to reach the world's top, I'll feel sorry for you."

Haidu Star scratched his cheek. "That makes sense..."

Listening to the mother and daughter talking, Hibiki Amber immediately raised her paw: "Wait a minute, I have something to say... During my daily training, adding another Sea Star is no problem at all, and I'm not afraid of having more opponents, but I can't guarantee that Sea Star will learn it when it comes."

"As for the domain, Amber, you don't need to worry about that."

"Haidu Star suddenly straightened her back—she wouldn't show any weakness in front of her mother. The girl's fighting spirit was instantly ignited. 'Now that Mom says that… I'd like to test my abilities. When it comes to comprehension and learning ability, I've never been inferior to anyone!'"

“Since you’ve said so, Star of the Sea, then come on…” Scarlet Amber reached out her hand towards Star of the Sea, “I’ll be waiting for you at the Arc de Triomphe Grand Prix.”

"Hmph~ I won't keep you waiting too long, Amber."

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After the most important abstract matters at the dinner table were settled, Hai Dudu still showed no sign of leaving, and no one wanted to touch the food. So, Fei Tu Hu Po took the initiative to start discussing practical matters: "Since Hai Dudu has agreed, I'd really like to know... Nana, and Hai Dudu, um... if Tou Tou, you're also participating, what kind of equipment are you planning to make for me?"

“The protective effect of modern armor is almost negligible; even the best armor plates can’t stop a 7.62mm bullet.” Narcissus began to analyze from the perspective of professional materials: “Therefore, those key areas, such as the waist, chest, and abdomen, don’t need too many armor plates… Lighter armor will better showcase the contrast between the softness of a beautiful girl and the gleam of iron armor, and will also highlight your slim waist, long legs, and good physique.”

The noblewoman's eyes darted around, a sinister glint in them: "Since we don't need any defensive capabilities anyway, I suggest using jade pieces as armor plates and then sewing them together with gold thread. It would look incredibly luxurious... In China, gold and jade have always been the ultimate combination."

The noblewoman's words were reasonable, convincing, and highly persuasive. Fei Tu Hu Po was immediately swayed and pulled out her phone to search for the value of the jade piece and gold thread. "I think what you said, Donna, really makes sense... Although they're quite fragile and easily broken, the blessings of the Three Goddesses make up for that..."

Qin Chuitou grabbed her wrist, his eyes wide with terror as if he'd seen a ghost. "Hey, my friend, this kind of armor isn't allowed! In China... what you're asking for is called a jade burial suit, usually worn by the dead. Tomb raiders love it..."

"Hey? Donna...you woman! You've schemed against me again!" Fei Tu Hu Po was so angry that her tail stood on end and every single hair stood on end.

"Pfft, haha~ Just kidding, it's just that our fat rabbit's knowledge is like that of a little dwarf."

The noblewoman laughed heartily, casually pointing her finger at Narcissus. "To be honest, Fat Rabbit, your conditions are already top-notch, so you can dress a bit cuter. For reference, I recommend the Three Kingdoms Undying series and the Princess Knight series, but I think Narcissus is confident in handling these random things, so you can just wear them directly... What you really need to consider is whether you need to prepare a suitable weapon for your final outfit."

"Weapons? Like a revolver of justice? Or like a dagger like Mi Yusang's?"

"The Horse Racing Girls Association hasn't given any clear requirements or suggestions yet. Their words are simple... as long as you can pass the Three Goddesses' approval, you can bring whatever you want." Hai Du pointed out the window: "Perfect timing. You should have seen those weapon racks when you came. You can try them out, but remember, don't swing them at people..."

The group exchanged glances, then immediately got up and headed out the door.

Hai Dudu's worried voice rang out from behind everyone: "Are you all really full? I see the dishes on the table haven't been touched much. If you want something else, I have a homemade side dish here, which I learned from China, called West Lake Vinegar Fish..."

But upon hearing this, everyone present walked even faster, as if they were being chased by ghosts and gods.

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Despite both being in the height of summer, the night breeze in Europe is much cooler than in Japan.

The automatic sprinkler system had just watered the lawn, and the spicy scent of pine mixed with the moist grass wafted over, the temperature, humidity, and aroma intertwining to create a uniquely pleasant summer night.

"After all, this is all in the UK, so there's no doubt that this track is a completely British track."

Haidu Star expertly pressed the switch, and the spotlights on the sidelines lit up one after another like stars. She strolled under the moonlight, her tone full of pride: "And this track... naturally, it was built to commemorate my mother's victory in the Arc de Triomphe Grand Prix, and it was a one-to-one replica of the Arc de Triomphe."

Da Zhen stood on tiptoe and looked around, then suddenly exclaimed, "It really is very realistic... Even the potholes on the guardrails are exactly the same as the ones I saw when I watched my predecessors race in France. If there were more trash in the nooks and crannies of the track, it would be even more authentic."

"I don't know if you're praising Europe or mocking it, 'Great Shock'."

Fei Tu Hu Po's eyes widened: "Ah... the stadium in France is this bad? Where are the workers who are responsible for installing the equipment? Where are they? Don't they know they can help with any repairs?"

Haidu Star shrugged: "The technician in charge of the equipment went to participate in a strike and demonstration..."

"Wow, even the strikes have a very European feel to them."