Hashirama Senju couldn't sit still any longer!
[Hashirama Senju: Jiang Cheng, what...what do you want to do?]
[Third Raikage: First Hokage, you're really funny. What else could that kid be after, going up to flirt with a female ninja? Of course, he's going to start a flirting!]
[Hashirama Senju: But... if I'm not mistaken, Tsuna must be at least fifty years old now, right?]
She could be Jiang Cheng's grandmother by now!
[The Third Raikage: Fifty years old? No way? Fifty years old and still so old... No, what I mean is, I can't tell at all that age!]
[Yagura Karatachi: Maybe she takes good care of herself, but she's really big... um, I mean, she's really old, don't get the wrong idea!]
[Kondo Mumo: Looks like she must drink a lot of milk regularly!]
[Hozuki Gengetsu: Maybe he ate too much papaya!]
[Hashirama Senju: ...]
Chapter 004 Tsunade, Come Back to Konoha with Me! (Please Subscribe to All Chapters)
"Ma'am, you treated me to drinks but made me pay for them myself. How is your behavior any different from those bar girls who solicit customers at bars?"
Jiang Cheng was somewhat taken aback.
Back when I was watching anime...
He knew that Tsunade was unreliable in the early stages.
He's addicted to gambling, to say the least!
Moreover, he often indulged in drinking and made mistakes.
Sometimes, when he's drunk, he'll go to the casino and give money to other people.
but.
He never thought of it!
The way the other party is behaving right now!
It was even more unreliable than he had imagined!
Inviting someone to dinner only to have them end up paying for it.
Isn't this the same tactic that bar girls and sluts often use, as seen in the news before?
Could it be that this is Tsunade's source of income in recent years?
"Hey~ You're supposed to be a man, why aren't you being straightforward? Just tell me if you agree or not!"
Tsunade stood tall and approached Jiang Cheng, bowing as she spoke.
This is what Tsunade looks like now!
It looks like an adult scolding a child who has made a mistake!
However, due to the angle of view from Jiangcheng.
The entire live stream room exploded!
[Yagura Karatachi: Holy crap~ This...this scene...I'm speechless...]
[The Third Raikage: This woman is terrifying... I absolutely cannot afford to mess with her!]
[Minato Namikaze: I never imagined Lady Tsunade would be so fierce...]
[Kushina Uzumaki: Minato, you better close your eyes right now, or I'll gouge your eyes out!]
Minato Namikaze: ...
[Uchiha Shisui: Fourth Hokage, you're really unlucky. It seems that at crucial moments like this, a single dog like me with no partner has an advantage!]
[Uchiha Izumi: Shisui-nii, I never knew you were this kind of person!]
[Uchiha Shisui: Izumi, please don't misunderstand. I was just joking with the Fourth Hokage. I'm a serious person!]
[Nohara Rin: Come on, all men are the same. Even if you used to be a decent person, spending too much time in this live stream will lead that bastard Jiang Cheng astray!]
[Uchiha Shisui: ...]
[Uchiha Kagami: Alas~ my poor grandson!]
[Uchiha Izuna: Tobirama, the descendants of your Senju clan have good genes! This junior named Tsunade is much more sophisticated than any of the women of your Senju clan in the past!]
[Tobirama Senju: Um... I don't know either, brother. Was Tsuna always this well-developed before?]
Hashirama Senju: Second brother, are you out of your mind? When I died, Tsuna was only a few years old. How could I possibly tell if she was developing well or not?
You died so many years after me, didn't you know that?
Tobirama Senju: When I died, Tsuna didn't seem to have any particular advantage!
By the way, monkey, you're Tsuna's teacher, do you know what's going on here?
[Hiruzen Sarutobi: Tobirama-sensei, Tsunade used to be alright, not much different from other female ninjas!]
But then she got together with that guy, Dan Kato!
It's as if she suddenly entered a second puberty; her figure is getting better every day!
Sometimes even I, as a teacher, can't take my eyes off them!
[Sarutobi Biwako: ? ? ?]
[Tobirama Senju: Damn it! What did you say? You actually dare to have ulterior motives towards your own student?!]
[Hiruzen Sarutobi: Sorry, Tobirama-sensei, I'm still not quite used to speaking in the language of this live stream!]
So, I accidentally sent out my true feelings just now, I'm really sorry!
[Tobirama Senju: Well, it's normal that you can't take your eyes off those insane scenes.]
To be honest, it wasn't just you who was mesmerized; I almost got completely captivated too!
[Hashirama Senju: Ahem~ Actually, me too...]
[Thousand-Handed Buddha: I'm here too...]
[Tobirama Senju: Brother, Father, I never imagined that you two would also...]
[Hashirama Senju: Oh no, I accidentally sent out my true feelings too...]
[Thousand-Handed Buddha: This chat mode is so annoying! It even sends out my silent thoughts as if they were voice messages!]
[Tobirama Senju: That's because you two don't chat in the live stream often, so you're not very familiar with switching between some chat modes yet...]
[Thousand-Handed Buddha: Shut up! You started this whole thing!]
Tobirama Senju: ...
……
I gazed at the magnificent sight of the surging waves for a while!
After a while!
Jiang Cheng finally couldn't help but swallow hard and said, "Fine, I'll treat you, but I have one condition: you have to agree to it first!"
Tsunade asked in surprise, "Conditions? What conditions?"
Jiang Cheng said, "Come back to Konoha Village with me in a few days!"
Upon hearing this, Tsunade was taken aback for a moment: "Go back to Konoha with you? Are you also a ninja from Konoha?"
"Of course!"
Jiang Cheng pulled a Konoha headband from his pocket and waved it in front of Tsunade!
Just now, when I was changing out of my Sound Ninja mask!
He forgot to put on his Konoha headband.
and so!
Tsunade didn't recognize his identity when she first met him!
but.
Upon learning Jiang Cheng's true identity, Tsunade was deeply shocked.
Because she never dreamed of it.
During the time I was away from Konoha Village.
Such a genius boy has emerged from Konoha Village!
Judging from the way the opponent just caught my teleportation technique.
The opponent is faster!
He is clearly no weaker than any elite Jonin.
An elite Jonin who is around ten years old.
Is this a joke?
Even Minato Namikaze, who was hailed as a once-in-a-decade genius!
Surely no one has that kind of talent?
While thinking about these things, Tsunade smiled and agreed: "Okay, it's not far from Konoha Village. I was just thinking of going back to visit. I wonder how old man Sarutobi is doing now?"
Jiang Cheng smiled and said, "He's doing very well now!"
[Hiruzen Sarutobi: You brat, you've already killed me, and you say things like that in front of Tsunade? Don't you have any conscience?]
Jiang Cheng: "Pain my ass! You had already used the Corpse Demon Sealing Technique back then. Even if I hadn't killed you, you would have died on your own!"
"The reason I intervened was simply to prevent a tragedy of master and disciple killing each other. In fact, you should be thanking me!"
[Hiruzen Sarutobi: ? ? ? ]
Chapter 005 If you don't get out of here, you'll all have to eat shit! (Begging for full subscription)
[Yagura Karatachi: I also think Jiang Cheng is right. His intervention just now actually prevented a tragedy from happening. The killing was just a side effect!]
Moreover, you were already on your deathbed, like the Third Hokage. Even if Jiang Cheng hadn't intervened, you definitely wouldn't have survived more than five breaths!
[The Third Raikage: That's right, I think so too!]
[Kondo Mumo: You can only blame yourself for being so blind. Of all people to offend, you had to go and offend that kid Jiang!]
[Hozuki Gengetsu: Exactly! When you first tried to win over Jiang, I thought you were a guy who knew how to assess the situation!]
Unbelievable! One wrong move later on led to complete collapse!
[Sakumo Hatake: You Konoha high-ranking officials are just too greedy. You feel compelled to destroy things you can't control, not realizing that doing so will only cause Konoha to continue to decline!]
[Uchiha Izuna: In the end, it's because they chose the wrong enemy. Of all people to offend, they had to go and offend that kid Jiang Cheng!]
[Hiruzen Sarutobi: Sigh~ If I had known earlier that Jiang Cheng had such a strange livestreaming room, I would never have gone after him, even if I had ten lives!]
[Kondo Mune: He's blind himself, so who can he blame?]
[Uchiha Izuna: Actually, if it weren't for Hashirama and Tobirama constantly trying to persuade Jiang through donations in the live stream, you'd probably be dead by now!]
[Hiruzen Sarutobi: I know. My wife has already privately informed me of these matters!]
[Third Raikage: By the way, Madara's brother, didn't you go to the mortal world to kill those other two Konoha high-ranking officials last time? How did it go? Did you manage to kill them?]
[Uchiha Izuna: Don't even mention it! I practically turned the entire Hidden Leaf Village upside down that time, but I still couldn't find those two!]
[Hiruzen Sarutobi: The other two Konoha high-ranking officials? You're not talking about Koharu and Homura, are you?]
[Uchiha Izuna: That's right, it's those two old geezers!]
Hiruzen Sarutobi: Those two guys are cunning! You might see them in the village sometimes!
But if the village faces a crisis, finding the two of them becomes virtually impossible!
[Uchiha Izuna: Damn, so they were just two cowards who clung to life. No wonder I couldn't find them!]
[Third Raikage: Third Hokage, you're really in a sorry state.]
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