[Uchiha Fugaku: Minato, I think you're just asking for trouble...]
[Minato Namikaze: Fugaku, what do you mean by that? Do you know the meaning behind Kato Dan's words?]
[Uchiha Fugaku: Of course! I'm a man who's had two children, how could I not understand the implication of his words?]
[Minato Namikaze: Can you tell me then?]
[Uchiha Fugaku: No way!]
[Minato Namikaze: Why? I know you don't like me, but no matter what, my wife and your wife are best friends...]
[Uchiha Fugaku: Don't even mention it. Even if your wife were my best friend, it wouldn't matter in this matter...]
[Uchiha Mikoto: Honey...you actually want to be Kushina's male best friend? Are you lusting after her body?]
[Uchiha Fugaku: Mikoto, don't misunderstand, I was just using an analogy with Minato!]
As my wife, you should know that I have a kind of mental fastidiousness.
How could I possibly have a relationship with a Jinchūriki whose body is trapped by a wild beast?
Kushina Uzumaki: Fugaku, say that again, you fucking idiot?
Now everyone talks about Jinchuriki, but back in the Ninja Academy, I wonder who slipped me love letters...
[Minato Namikaze: Kushina, what did you say? Fugaku wrote you love letters before? How come I didn't know that?]
Kushina Uzumaki: I was just worried you'd overthink things...
After all, you're so fast, and every time we're done, you worry that I'll leave you because of it!
If I found out that Fugaku wrote me love letters before, wouldn't you just get depressed?
Minato Namikaze: ???
Hearing Kushina Uzumaki say that her husband used to write her love letters!
Mikoto Uchiha, who has never been one to talk much!
Finally, I couldn't listen anymore!
[Uchiha Mikoto: Kushina, is what you're saying true? Fugaku really wrote you love letters back when he was at the Ninja Academy?]
Kushina Uzumaki: Of course it's true. When have I, Kushina, ever lied?
Although I threw that love letter away quickly, I still remember its contents vividly to this day!
[Uchiha Mikoto: What was written in that love letter that you could remember so vividly...?]
[Kushina Uzumaki: It's nothing really, just a love poem. The writing was nice, but I found it disgusting, so I threw it away...]
[Uchiha Mikoto: Kushina, can I ask you for a favor?]
[Kushina Uzumaki: What is it?]
Mikoto Uchiha: Can you read that poem aloud?
For me, Fugaku is either encouraging me to have a baby, or he's on his way to having one.
She's never written me a poem before.
[Uchiha Shisui: The clan leader is a real beast! Women are meant to be cherished, not just used to bear children!]
[Uchiha Fugaku: ...]
[Uchiha Kagami: Shisui, if you had understood these things sooner, you wouldn't have died single...]
[Uchiha Shisui: ???]
[Uchiha Mikoto: Is it alright, Kushina...?]
[Kushina Uzumaki: Do you really want to hear it, Mikoto?]
[Uchiha Mikoto: Hmm... I want to hear it.]
Kushina Uzumaki: Okay, then I'll read it to you...
I remember the poem's content was something like this:
Xianyun is clever, Feixing spreads hatred, and Yinhan looms dark.
As soon as Jinfeng Yulu met, they won but countless on earth.
The tenderness is like water, and the good times are like dreams.
If love between two people is destined to last, why should they be together every day and night?
[Uchiha Fugaku: ...]
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[Uchiha Shisui: No way? The clan leader can actually write poetry like this?]
Kondo Mumo: What a wonderful saying, "If love between two people lasts forever, why should they be together every day and night!"
What a beautiful poem...so poetic!
[Uchiha Izuna: Damn, this is incredible! I never imagined our clan would have a poetic talent!]
[Hozuki Gengetsu: The poem is indeed good, but what's the point of a ninja spending all his time on this stuff?]
Ninjas value strength. As long as one is strong, other things will gradually come along with time.
Whether it's money, women, or power...
[Yagura Karatachi: The Second Hokage is absolutely right!]
Ninjas are all about strength!
Chief Fugaku spends all his time fussing over trivial matters; no wonder the Uchiha clan was destroyed in his hands!
[Rasa: As expected of the last head of the Uchiha clan, I, Rasa, would call him the master of wiping out the clan...]
[Uchiha Fugaku: ???]
[Hiruzen Sarutobi: Fugaku, how come I didn't know you could write poetry before?]
[Shimura Danzo: Yes, when I dissected your corpse back then, I didn't discover you had a talent for poetry!]
[Uchiha Kagami: Danzo, are you kidding me? You can see someone's talent by dissecting a corpse?]
[Shimura Danzo: Of course, generally speaking, only people with highly developed brains can write poetry!]
And when I dissected his brain back then!
However, it was discovered that the cellular composition of his brain was no different from that of other people!
[Uchiha Izuna: Holy shit... You bastard, no wonder you're Tobirama's prized student, you've even learned his secret technique of dissecting corpses!]
[Tobirama Senju: Ahem! Izuna, if you want to criticize Danzo, just criticize him. Why drag me into this? I didn't offend you this time!]
[Uchiha Izuna: Aren't you Danzo's teacher? Didn't he learn his cadaver dissection skills from you?]
[Tobirama Senju: When I was dissecting corpses back then, I only had him assist me, I didn't teach him!]
He's completely self-taught!
Uchiha Izuna: Hmph! Don't try to argue with me. You mean, you're just a helper?
That guy has been following you around watching you dissect corpses!
Over time, even a fool will learn it!
[Uchiha Fugaku: Second Grandfather is right. Even if you've never eaten pork, haven't you at least seen a pig run?]
Second Hokage, I think that old bastard Danzo was deliberately trained by you to suppress our Uchiha clan!
[Kondo Muto: Chief Fugaku's analogy is brilliant! He actually compared his entire clan to pork. I have to admire him...]
[Hozuki Gengetsu: As expected of the last head of the Uchiha clan!]
[Luo Sha: No wonder our clan was wiped out!]
[Uchiha Fugaku: ...]
[Shimura Danzo: Actually, when it comes to Chief Fugaku, I only had three words to say to him before I died!]
[Yagura Karatachi: Which three words? 'I love you'?]
[Shimura Danzo: No, he's a coward...]
[Yagura Karatachi: Coward? Isn't that two words?]
[Shimura Danzo: Cough! Perhaps I misspoke...]
Fugaku Uchiha: Damn it, how dare you call me a coward...
Danzo, the Uchiha clan will never forgive and forget you!
[Shimura Danzo: Ha! Did I say something wrong?]
Back then, when your Uchiha clan was preparing to raise the banner and launch a rebellion.
I've also taken a fresh look at the courage and spirit of your clan!
But I never expected this!
You, the clan chief, actually chose to commit suicide to fulfill your son's wishes!
This is truly disappointing!
Fugaku Uchiha: Hmph! I chose to commit suicide to fulfill Itachi's wishes, what's it to you...
And... that night, I chose to commit suicide, without resistance!
Isn't this the ending that you, the Konoha leadership, would most like to see?
[Shimura Danzo: That's the ending Sarutobi most wanted to see, not me...]
[Uchiha Fugaku: What do you mean by that?]
[Shimura Danzo: To be honest, the ending I most wanted to see at the time was not for your Uchiha clan to give up resistance and destroy yourselves.]
Rather, it was a mutually destructive conflict between your Uchiha clan and Sarutobi...
Because that's the only way!
Only then will I have the chance to become Hokage!
[Uchiha Fugaku: ...]
Hearing Danzo's words...
Fugaku Uchiha was completely stunned!
Because he never expected it.
That old bastard Danzo actually did something on the very night his Uchiha clan was wiped out.
They're still secretly plotting for the Hokage position!
This is a tactic of feigning one step while secretly taking another!
Absolutely terrifying!!!
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Chapter 287 I never expected Chief Fugaku to be this kind of person! (Begging for full subscription)
Minato Namikaze: Gentlemen, could you please put this topic aside for a moment?
As Kushina's husband, I have something to say...
Seeing that these people in the live stream could even steer the topic of Fugaku Uchiha writing love letters to his wife to the reason why the Uchiha clan was wiped out.
Minato Namikaze immediately panicked!
Guys!
please.
I'm the victim in this whole thing!
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