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I'm so green I'm going crazy!

Could you please let me speak first?

That's when.

Uchiha Fugaku spoke first!

Fugaku Uchiha: Minato, I know what you're trying to say...

Are you trying to ask me why I keep saying I have a kind of mental fastidiousness and don't want to have anything to do with the woman who has a tailed beast sealed inside me?

However, during his time at the Ninja Academy, he secretly wrote love letters to Kushina!

Yeah?】

Minato Namikaze: No...

I just want to ask you, did you really write love letters to my wife back then?

However, it's no longer necessary now, you've already admitted it...

[Uchiha Fugaku: Minato, now that everyone is dead, I'll tell you the truth!]

Actually, Kushina is also a woman I admire very much!

And I did have inappropriate thoughts about her back then.

Not just at the ninja academy, but at home too!

Sometimes, even when I'm showering, I can't help but think of her!

I wonder if she's taking a shower right now, just like me.

Would she take the showerhead and use it to irritate her wound that can never close?

Whenever I think of this, I get excited, even feel hot all over and my blood boils!

These words may sound a bit risqué!

But that was indeed how I felt about Kushina back then!

Because her long red hair was just so sexy!

I can't control myself!

[Uzumaki Kushina:...]

Minato Namikaze: ???

[Uchiha Mikoto: Fugaku, I never thought you were this kind of person...]

[Kondo Mumo: My god, Fugaku Uchiha truly lives up to his reputation as the last head of the Uchiha clan, he's amazing!]

[Hozuki Gengetsu: By the way, Fourth Hokage of Konoha, I advise you to take the opportunity next time to get a paternity test done on your stupid son!]

Who knows, that Nine-Tails Jinchuriki might actually be the third child that Chief Fugaku has always longed for!

[Yagura: The Second Hokage is right. The Fourth Hokage, Fugaku, loves having children the most.]

He even thinks of your wife while he's taking a shower!

This means that he's been lusting after your wife for a long time!

Just in case, I think a paternity test is necessary...

[Rasa: The Fourth Mizukage makes a very good point...]

Shuimen, I think you should do what I did and have Jiangcheng do a paternity test for you and your son!

After all, being a "green one" and being a "green one for life" are two completely different concepts.

Kushina Uzumaki: Minato, don't believe these guys' nonsense. I didn't do anything with that bastard Fugaku!

Back when we were in ninja academy, he pursued me, but I rejected him every time!

Don't believe everything you hear and listen to those guys' nonsense...

Seeing these ninjas from other villages who always felt things weren't getting big enough, constantly making fun of Fugaku Uchiha and their past, I was struck by their words.

Kushina Uzumaki finally couldn't take it anymore!

She stepped forward decisively and explained everything to Minato Namikaze!

Minato Namikaze: Kushina, don't worry, I believe in you...

That night, even though I was very quick, I saw you bleeding!

This alone proves that you and Chief Fugaku are innocent!

So, you don't need to explain anything...

Kushina Uzumaki: Minato, thank you for believing me. I knew I hadn't misjudged you back then.

While you were a bit too fast, you were perfect in every other aspect!

It seems I didn't marry the wrong person!

Seeing that Minato Namikaze did not listen to the idle gossip of those bastards.

Kushina Uzumaki was also deeply moved!

But at this moment.

Uchiha Shisui, however, jumped out at an inopportune moment.

[Uchiha Shisui: Fourth Hokage, I don't quite understand. Why do you believe that Kushina-sama's relationship with Chief Fugaku was innocent just because she bled?]

[Minato Namikaze: Um... Shisui, I don't know how to answer that question...]

[Uchiha Shisui: Why?]

[Minato Namikaze: Do you know what menstruation is?]

[Uchiha Shisui: I only had one aunt, who died when I was very young...]

Minato Namikaze: ...

[Uchiha Kagami: Shisui, stop talking. If you keep going, I'm starting to feel embarrassed...]

[Uchiha Shisui: ???]

.......

Chapter 288: Marry a wife who isn't Voldemort—the ancients were right! (Begging for full subscription)

Minato Namikaze: Fugaku, didn't you say last time that you weren't interested in Jinchuriki who have Tailed Beasts sealed inside them?

Why did you harbor such inappropriate thoughts about Kushina back when you were at the Ninja Academy?

Minato Namikaze ignored the single, straight man, Shisui Uchiha.

Instead, the conversation took a turn!

He then asked Fugaku Uchiha about the relationship between the other party and Kushina!

[Uchiha Fugaku: Ha! I knew you wanted to ask me why I wrote love letters to your wife back then. You still won't admit it?]

[Minato Namikaze: You're overthinking it. It's perfectly normal for someone as outstanding as Kushina to write love letters and express their admiration!]

[Uchiha Fugaku: If it's normal, then why are you asking me?]

[Minato Namikaze: I'm not asking you about writing love letters, but why you would think of such disgusting images while showering back then?]

Don't you look down on Jinchūriki?

Don't you have a mental fastidiousness?

Why do you even think of that image?

[Fugaku Uchiha: That's because your wife wasn't a Jinchūriki back then. Since she wasn't a Jinchūriki, of course I was interested...]

Minato Namikaze: ...

[Uchiha Shisui: Clan leader, don't you already have Aunt Mikoto? Why are you still so hung up on Kushina-sama?]

[Fugaku Uchiha: I married Mikoto because my family was pressuring me. We met through an arranged marriage, and they demanded tens of millions of yen as a dowry, plus a villa and a car. It was so annoying!]

[Uchiha Shisui: A car?]

[Uchiha Fugaku: This refers to the carriage, the one the bride rides in at the wedding. It's a disposable item, but it's quite expensive; even the cheapest one costs several million...]

[Uchiha Shisui: My God, I never thought that getting a wife would require so many things!]

Luckily, I was single all those years ago, otherwise I would have earned so little from my mission!

It'll take forever to scrape together tens of millions for the bride price!

[Uchiha Kagami: Shisui, please don't say things like that again...]

You can't find a girlfriend, and you still have the nerve to complain?

[Uchiha Shisui: ???]

[Uchiha Fugaku: So... Shisui, now you can understand why I'm having so many kids, right?]

[Uchiha Shisui: Um... Clan Chief, what does the expense of marrying a wife have to do with your crazy baby-making spree?]

[Uchiha Fugaku: Of course it's related! I spent so much money to marry this wife, so of course I have to make the most of her!]

If I don't have at least ten or eight kids, how can I justify all the dowry I've spent?

[Uchiha Shisui: Clan Chief Fugaku, aren't you afraid of hurting Aunt Mikoto's feelings by saying that?]

[Uchiha Fugaku: What's there to be sad about? Everything I said is true!]

It's because her parents didn't return a single penny of the bride price they received!

[Kondo Mune: Holy crap, Chief Fugaku, you spent so much on dowry back then, and the woman didn't give you a single thing back?]

[Hozuki Gengetsu: Taking all the betrothal gifts for himself is indeed a bit too much...]

[Rasa: Chief Fugaku, does your wife also have a younger brother?]

[Uchiha Fugaku: How did you know?]

Luo Sha: Because I did too, I spent tens of millions on betrothal gifts back then!

As a result, the woman's family didn't return a single penny; they used it all to buy a house for his younger brother!

[Uchiha Fugaku: Cough! It seems the Fourth Kazekage and I are in the same boat!]

[Luo Sha: Absolutely! That's why the old saying goes, "Don't marry a woman who's obsessed with her brother's success," there's some truth to that!]

[Yashamaru: ...]

Karura: ???

[Fugaku Uchiha: Fourth Kazekage, my situation is slightly different from yours...]

[Luo Sha: So what's the situation on your end?]

[Fugaku Uchiha: All the dowry I sent was gambled away by Mikoto's younger brother; he didn't even buy a house...]

[Luo Sha: Is your brother-in-law really that ruthless?]

[Uchiha Fugaku: Sigh~ It's all tears, I have so much to say!]

[Luo Sha: Your brother-in-law is so clueless, as his brother-in-law, shouldn't you teach him a lesson?]

[Uchiha Fugaku: The lesson is definitely in order...]

[Luo Sha: How did you discipline him?]

[Fugaku Uchiha: During the Third Shinobi World War, I used a little trick to make him die on the battlefield!]

Luo Sha: Wow! It seems we really are quite alike. I also used a little trick back then!

I sent my brother-in-law, who had pocketed the bride price, to my son's death!

[Uchiha Fugaku: Sending your son to his death?]

[Luo Sha: Well, this is a long story, so I won't go into details here...]

[Yashamaru: ...]

Karura: ???