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Chapter 289: The world only knows that Hiruzen Sarutobi is two-faced, but they don't know that Danzo is the real master strategist! (Begging for full subscription)

[Yagura Karatachi: My god, I never imagined that Chief Fugaku and the Fourth Kazekage would have so much in common! It's unbelievable!]

[Hyuga Hizashi: Yeah! Looking across the entire ninja world, I'm afraid only the two of them can discuss the topic of getting married to this level, right?]

[Kondo Mune: After what they said, I suddenly realized how lucky I am to not have a brother-in-law!]

[Hozuki Gengetsu: Not bad, it seems I must visit the Hozuki clan in Kirigakure next time I have the chance!]

I will tell my descendants that they must never marry someone with a younger brother!

[Kondo Mune: Little mustache, I don't think it's okay if he has an older brother either!]

[Hozuki Gengetsu: Why? Is my brother-in-law going to take the blame too?]

[Kondo Mune: I don't know about brothers-in-law in other places, but brothers-in-law in your Kirigakure are absolutely unacceptable!]

[Hozuki Gengetsu: Holy crap, bandaged old man, are you targeting Kirigakure...?]

Kondo Mumo: I'm not targeting anyone. Based on my understanding of the families and villagers in Kirigakure, they probably all have old-fashioned ideas about valuing sons over daughters!

Do you think that this kind of old-fashioned thinking is harmful?

Is there a difference between a brother-in-law's older brother and a brother-in-law's younger brother?

[Hozuki Gengetsu: Damn it, I didn't even know about this. How could you, a Tsuchikage from Iwagakure, know so much about it?]

Kondo Mune: Hahaha... Little mustache, as the saying goes, know yourself and know your enemy, and you will never be defeated!

Don't forget, during the Second Shinobi World War, our Iwagakure and your Kirigakure were mortal enemies!

As the Tsuchikage, I naturally need to know some information about your Hidden Mist Village.

Otherwise, how could we target your Hidden Mist Village?

[Hozuki Gengetsu: Damn it, didn't you just say you weren't targeting anyone?]

Why are you saying it's targeting our Hidden Mist Village now?

[Kondo Muneo: Ahem! As the old saying goes, times change, little mustache, you surely know that, don't you?]

[Ghost Lantern Phantom Moon:...]

Hyuga Hizashi: I never expected the legendary Second Tsuchikage to pull something like this...

[Yuhi Shinku: Maybe I've been influenced by the atmosphere in this livestream room!]

[Burubi: Sigh~ This livestream room is really harmful...]

[Tobirama Senju: By the way, where's your uncle, the Eight-Tails Jinchuriki from the Land of Lightning? I haven't seen him in ages!]

[Brubi: Didn't my uncle go to that sealed space to eat shit?]

Second Hokage, you should know about my uncle eating shit, right?

I remember you even went to the sealed space to see him!

Tobirama Senju: Hmm, of course I know about your stupid uncle!

I was just giving you a heads-up on purpose!

This will teach some people a lesson!

Otherwise, you'll end up like your stupid uncle!

Go to Jiang's sealed space and eat shit for three days and three nights straight!

[Brubi: ...]

[Uchiha Izuna: Damn it, Tobirama, you're clearly insulting me indirectly...]

Tobirama Senju: Izuna, don't be so arrogant...

I don't have time to scold you!

Because you're not qualified yet!

[Uchiha Izuna: What did you say, you bastard...]

……

Inside the Hokage office building.

Tsunade was still discussing the conditions for her to succeed as the Fifth Hokage with the two elders and advisors of Konoha!

Meanwhile, in the live stream room.

Tobirama Senju and the others, however, had already steered the conversation further and further away from the main topic.

From the story of Fugaku Uchiha writing a love letter to Kushina Uzumaki!

The topic of dowry in ninja marriages came up!

Then the topic turned to his brother-in-law!

They were talking about the Third Raikage eating shit in the sealed space!

I've been too busy lately.

Jiangcheng hasn't opened his live stream room in a long time!

Open it now and take a look!

I was immediately stunned by what these guys were saying in their chat!

Oh shit.

These guys are such good talkers!

Strange and unusual topics, one after another!

It feels like we always have endless topics to talk about!

Are all dead ninjas this gossipy now?

Perhaps it was just a coincidence.

Just as Jiang Cheng opened the live broadcast room.

Hiruzen Sarutobi remained silent throughout!

He suddenly jumped out!

[Hiruzen Sarutobi: Tobirama-sensei, could you please pause your current topic for a moment?]

[Tobirama Senju: What's wrong, monkey? Does your wife have a younger brother too?]

[Sarutobi Biwako: ? ? ?]

[Hiruzen Sarutobi: No, I have something I'd like to ask Danzo directly...]

[Tobirama Senju: Danzo? You mean why he played two-faced in front of you back then!]

They cooperated with you to destroy the Uchiha clan, but they were still eyeing your Hokage position, weren't they?

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Chapter 290: The Hokage is a very tiring position! (Please subscribe to all chapters!)

He served as the mentor of Hiruzen Sarutobi, Danzo Shimura, and others.

What are these guys up to?!

Tobirama Senju was perfectly aware of this!

in fact.

If Minato Namikaze hadn't coincidentally interrupted that topic earlier...

Tobirama Senju would also deliberately steer the conversation away from the topic.

Because he didn't want to see Hiruzen Sarutobi and Danzo Shimura scheme against each other over his succession as Hokage!

They even kill each other!

After all, no matter what.

Those two guys were his students!

As a teacher, he couldn't just stand by and watch those two fellow students kill each other!

but.

Now we see Hiruzen Sarutobi bringing up that topic himself.

Tobirama Senju knew!

Back when Danzo, that bastard, was wiping out the Uchiha clan with that monkey!

Those underhanded tricks he pulled!

The monkeys certainly won't let this go easily!

[Hiruzen Sarutobi: Tobirama-sensei, you're right. I just want to ask Danzo, why did he keep plotting against me behind my back when I treated him like a brother?]

I can tolerate it once or twice!

After all, he took the blame for so many things for me, so it's normal for him to harbor resentment!

but……

That guy will mess with me whenever he gets the chance!

Who could stand this?

[Tobirama Senju: What did you say? Danzo takes every opportunity to mess with you?]

[Hiruzen Sarutobi: That's right. Originally, I didn't want to bring this up because of Tobirama-sensei!]

But Danzo really went too far...

I can't stand it anymore!

[Tobirama Senju: Wait a minute, based on my understanding of Danzo, his sexual orientation seems quite normal!]

He probably won't mess with you, right?

[Shimura Danzo:? ? ? 】

[Hiruzen Sarutobi: Tobirama-sensei, your thoughts are so filthy...]

[Tobirama Senju: You brat, what did you say?]

Hiruzen Sarutobi: No... Tobirama-sensei, please don't misunderstand!

What I mean is, when I say Danzo is targeting me, I'm referring to the underhanded things he does against me!

This is different from the messy affair between the First Hokage and Madara Uchiha!

[Hashirama Senju: ???]

[Uchiha Madara: Damn it, I haven't said anything in ages, and I still get dragged into this...]

[Hashirama Senju: Madara, calm down a bit. It's just some juniors joking around, why take it so seriously...]

[Uchiha Madara: Shut up... Back at the Valley of the End, if you hadn't insisted on backstabbing us, our relationship wouldn't be portrayed that way by these younger generations!]

[Hashirama Senju: You were the one who broke martial ethics by biting me first...]

[Uchiha Madara: Bullshit! Think about it yourself, you betrayed me first, that's why I'm biting you...]

[Hashirama Senju: ...]

[Tobirama Senju: Alright, brother, we all already know about your messy dealings with Madara!]

If you still want to argue with him about this topic, then go and chat with him privately!

I'm currently mediating the matter between the monkey and Danzo. Could you two please refrain from interrupting?

[Hashirama Senju: No problem, Madara, let's go chat privately...]

[Uchiha Madara: I can't be bothered with anyone who wants to message you privately!]

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