But when it comes to saving face...
Have some shame!
It's impossible for someone to do something like that!
however.
Facing the doubts raised by Tobirama Senju!
Hashirama Senju, however, appeared remarkably calm.
[Hashirama Senju: Second brother, you don't understand. When I was the First Hokage, the ninja world was incredibly peaceful!]
[Tobirama Senju: I know that. Isn't that great? After all, isn't your wish, brother, peace in the ninja world?]
What? Could it be... that your feelings changed after your wish was granted, brother?
Hashirama Senju: How is this possible? How could my wish possibly change!
I don't know how much I've sacrificed for the peace of the ninja world!
[Tobirama Senju: But as far as I know, besides your strength, you also had a deterrent effect on other ninja villages back then!]
It seems like they didn't put in much effort?
Hashirama Senju: Ahem~ Let's leave this matter aside for now...
Because the ninja world was too peaceful under my rule back then!
So, Ah Ban and I wanted to kill some time!
They often used martial arts competitions to determine who was better!
Tobirama Senju: I know about the sparring you and Madara used to do all the time...
But what does this have to do with comparing the thickness and length of your poop?
Hashirama Senju: Of course it's related...
As you probably know, back then, Madara and I were already the strongest in the ninja world!
If we don't restrain ourselves a little, our duel will...
They wiped out the entire ninja village!
At best, it will damage a large number of ninja village buildings!
In severe cases, it could even raze the entire ninja village to the ground in an instant!
Therefore, when we spar, we often restrain ourselves!
To be honest, this kind of martial arts competition is not satisfying at all!
Tobirama Senju: Then you can go somewhere further away to have your match!
Why must the competition be held near the village?
[Hashirama Senju: No, it won't work if it's too far from the village.]
If the fight takes too much to handle and you get hungry, you won't be able to leave to go back to the village for a meal!
[Tobirama Senju: Holy crap~ Dude, what kind of logic is this?]
Couldn't you two have prepared some food to bring with you?
[Hashirama Senju: Tobirama, don't talk like that when you're not the one suffering!]
Back then, your sister-in-law was worried that I would gamble recklessly and squander the fortune of the Thousand Hands Clan!
So they confiscated all my money and belongings!
They only give me that pitiful amount of pocket money every month!
With that little pocket money, let alone preparing food in advance!
I have to be very frugal every day to make it to the end of the month!
It's simply impossible for me to just spend money on food!
[Tobirama Senju: Is his sister-in-law really that ruthless?]
[Hashirama Senju: There's nothing I can do about it. After all, I loved gambling back then, and I always lost!]
Mito was only doing it for my own good, which is why she restricted my financial freedom!
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Tobirama Senju: Brother, I know that your wife restricts your financial freedom!
But as far as I know, my sister-in-law gives you a lot of pocket money every month!
And that money is enough for your daily expenses.
If you're just buying some food supplies, it should be enough!
How could I possibly expect you to scrimp and save just to make it to the end of the month?
Tobirama Senju asked, looking completely bewildered.
Back then, he lived in the same courtyard as Hashirama Senju and Mito Uzumaki!
What about the married life of Hashirama Senju and Mito Uzumaki?
Everyone knows at least a little bit about it!
But now!
Why are the things Hashirama Senju said different from what I knew?
Could it be that……
Did Mito Uzumaki later even withhold his older brother's living expenses?
Just as Tobirama Senju was filled with doubt and confusion.
Hashirama Senju suddenly said something that completely surprised him!
[Hashirama Senju: Second brother, you don't know this, but Mito gives me my allowance at the beginning of each month!]
And I happen to go to the casino for a little gambling during the first few days of the month!
As a result, they end up losing most of their pocket money while playing!
This is the main reason why I go home for dinner on time every day!
Because if I don't come home for dinner on time, I'll basically starve to death!
[Tobirama Senju: Gambling again... Brother, can't you change this bad habit of yours?]
Fortunately, your sister-in-law had the foresight to restrict your financial freedom first!
If you were to manage all the finances of our Senju clan all by yourself!
I'm afraid our entire family will be ruined because of you!
Hearing Hashirama Senju's explanation.
Tobirama Senju then remembered that his older brother had such a quirk!
at the same time.
After hearing what Hashirama Senju said!
The dead ninjas of Konoha Village finally couldn't help but start talking about it!
[Akimichi Torifu: I never imagined that the First Hokage used to come home for dinner on time every day because of this!]
[Uchiha Kagami: I used to think that even if the First Hokage became Hokage, he would never forget his family despite his busy work schedule.]
But I never expected that the reason he often went home and ate on time was because of this!
It turns out it's because my monthly allowance is gambled away at the beginning of the month!
[Minato Namikaze: Gambling is truly a deadly thing. In comparison, I personally think Jiraiya's hobby is slightly better!]
Fugaku Uchiha: What a Gil...
Minato, did you lose all your principles after you died?
One was a gambler, the other a womanizer!
You actually dare to compare these two equally bad things?
Minato Namikaze: ...
[Crimson Yuhi: It seems the exemplary deeds left behind by the First Lord in the village will now be put to re-examination!]
[Hyuga Hizashi: But speaking of which, it seems most of the Konoha ninjas know about the First Hokage's gambling habit, right?]
[Nohara Rin: I don't know...]
[Uchiha Izumi: I don't know either!]
Hyuga Hizashi: You two are just little kids, it's not surprising you don't know!
[Nohara Rin: ...]
[Uchiha Izumi: ...]
[Hiruzen Sarutobi: I knew that the First Hokage liked gambling, but I never imagined that his love for gambling had reached this level!]
I just received my allowance at the beginning of the month and gambled it away!
It's unbelievable how impatient they are!
[Shimura Danzo: I remember that the First Hokage used to come home for dinner on time every day. At that time, he was considered by many female ninjas to be the standard of a good man!]
There are even rumors that if you're looking for a man, you should look for someone like the First Lord who is family-oriented!
If the truth about the First Hokage coming home for dinner on time were to come to the attention of those female ninjas!
I wonder what kind of expressions they'll have!
[Sarutobi Biwako: Danzo, you've become a bit of a gossip now...]
[Shimura Danzo: I am merely stating a fact.]
Lake Biwa... Why are you suddenly so nervous?
Did I guess right?
[Sarutobi Biwako: What does this say?]
[Shimura Danzo: Of course, it's the mistaken understanding of those ignorant female ninjas!]
[Sarutobi Biwako: Nonsense, how could I have said that back then?]
[Shimura Danzo: If you didn't say anything, why did you suddenly pop up in the first place?]
[Sarutobi Biwako: ? ? ?]
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