I still have questions to ask you all, why are you interrupting like this?
Tobirama Senju shouted sharply, directly interrupting Hiruzen Sarutobi and the others' idle chatter!
[Hiruzen Sarutobi: Sorry, Tobirama-sensei, we didn't mean to disturb you. We just couldn't help ourselves!]
[Shimura Danzo: Yes, Tobirama-sensei, we're all men, you should understand...]
Men, when they can't control themselves, will do anything!
[Minato Namikaze: That's right, I couldn't control myself back then, which led to the later Naruto!]
[Kushina Uzumaki: Minato, you'd better shut up!]
Minato Namikaze: Wife, you actually dislike me...
[Kushina Uzumaki: I'm not criticizing you, I just think you're too blunt. It's better if you say less, it's easy to offend people!]
Minato Namikaze: ???
[Akimichi Torifu, quiet down! Can you all stop talking nonsense and concentrate on Tobirama-sensei's teachings?]
[Uchiha Kagami: That's right... Tobirama-sensei has already stood up and told you all to be quiet, and you're still chattering away. What kind of behavior is this?]
Because of Tobirama Senju's rebuke!
The group, who had been awkwardly chatting, quickly fell silent!
Seeing this, Tobirama Senju continued to question his elder brother with profound truths!
[Tobirama Senju: Big brother, you just talked about the difficulties you encountered when you fought Ban!]
But there's no reason why you and Aban are comparing the size of your poop!
Hashirama Senju: Isn't the reason simple?
I can't have a full-power duel with Ban near the village!
So I had to find other ways to pass the time!
[Tobirama Senju: So you and Madara were comparing whose poop was thicker and longer?]
[Hashirama Senju: Yeah, that's roughly the idea!]
[Tobirama Senju: You two are really bored. Instead of comparing so many other things, you go and compare such vulgar things!]
Hashirama Senju: There's nothing we can do about it. We've already tried everything that should be tested back then!
Later, I really couldn't think of any other competition events.
Therefore, we chose these few of the most straightforward and direct competition events!
[Tobirama Senju: What about Madara? I don't think he's the type to do something like that, is he?]
[Hashirama Senju: Hehe~ I didn’t expect that your eyesight is still as sharp as before, second brother. You saw through the suspicion at a glance!]
To be honest, Aban was actually forced into this situation by me!
Tobirama Senju: You forced me to do this?
Brother, do you know what you're saying?
People as proud as Aban!
How could he possibly compare the thickness and length of his poop with you?
[Hashirama Senju: This is simple. Just find something on him that he can't handle. I used to do this all the time!]
Tobirama Senju: Have you found something to hold against him?
Brother, what do you mean by that?
Did you catch Aban doing something wrong back then?
[Hashirama Senju: That's right, didn't you just say that yourself?]
He is a proud man!
and so……
To get them to submit, you have to use reverse psychology!
[Tobirama Senju: A provocation?]
Hearing his older brother utter those three words!
Tobirama Senju was completely stunned!
Because he never expected this!
My older brother, who's always been a bit dim-witted!
They've even started using reverse psychology now!
Is this the sun rising from the west?
[Hashirama Senju: Second brother, it's actually very simple to force Madara to submit!]
Back then, all I said to him was, "If you don't have guts, don't bother competing with me!"
Then they went straight to the Leaf Forest with me!
Then, there's the series of competitions you see in the video!
[Tobirama Senju: Is it really that simple?]
[Hashirama Senju: Yeah, it's that simple. You didn't expect that, did you?]
Tobirama Senju: I really didn't expect that!
but……
Are you sure A-Ban didn't drink fake alcohol at the time?
[Hashirama Senju: I don't think so. I don't remember him smelling of alcohol at the time!]
[Uchiha Madara: ???]
[Tobirama Senju: It seems Madara is quite the prideful guy!]
No wonder he was defeated by a mere provocation!
Madara Uchiha: ...
……
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Chapter 629: Did the Uchiha and Senju clans truly put aside their past grievances? (Begging for full subscription)
The content of the duel between Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha back then was truly astonishing!
However, Madara Uchiha did not comment on this!
It was as if he had suddenly become mute!
Only Hashirama Senju was still there, constantly explaining to everyone!
But that's understandable!
After all, this whole thing was orchestrated by Hashirama Senju alone!
If he doesn't explain, then who will?
A moment later!
Under Hashirama Senju's patient and earnest explanation!
The group of dead ninjas in the live stream finally gained a general understanding of the sordid contest between Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha back then!
A gunfight mode between two people!
Their main goal was to figure out who was the longest!
And squatting on the ground to poop!
Mainly because they want to know whose poop is longer and thicker!
Standing at the same starting point, peeing into the wind!
They mainly wanted to know who could pee the farthest!
Such sordid contests completely shocked all the dead ninjas present!
Because they never expected it.
Those two big shots who were once extremely powerful and even dominated the entire ninja world!
How could they possibly engage in such a filthy and vulgar competition!
of course!
In the video footage shared by Hashirama Senju, besides the sordid and disgusting competition content!
There are also quite a few other boring competitions!
For example, long jump, high jump, or arm wrestling!
But these are just boring competitions!
Most people just skipped it!
I didn't pay any attention to it!
[Tobirama Senju: Big brother, how come I knew nothing about what you and Madara did back then?]
At this moment, Tobirama Senju raised another question.
Back then, after the Senju clan and the Uchiha clan signed a peace treaty!
Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha were very close!
He knows this!
After all, the Uchiha clan had reconciled with the Senju clan back then!
But how can the grudges passed down through generations just disappear like that?
then.
Tobirama Senju, a man of caution!
He secretly kept a watchful eye on things!
He would frequently send his trusted clansmen to monitor the Uchiha clan!
Especially against Uchiha Madara!
He is paying even closer attention!
After all, the other party is the head of the Uchiha clan!
If the Uchiha clan really does something unusual!
They must have sensed it from Madara Uchiha beforehand!
The reason he learned that his older brother was getting close to Madara Uchiha was because...
They were allowed to continue developing their relationship!
He also wanted to take this opportunity to have his older brother properly restrain Uchiha Madara!
After all, no matter what.
In today's world!
If we're talking about fighting one-on-one!
The person who can defeat Madara Uchiha!
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