Zongman: My Smart Group
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Kato Megumi clapped her hands and said, "That's amazing!"
Yui Yuigahama quickly added, "Um... um... oh! It's a new anime, right? The lines sound so cool!"
As soon as she finished speaking, Yui Yuigahama received a glare from the three-headed, six-armed group.
stare--
Yui Yuigahama laughed awkwardly, "Ha...haha...sorry, please continue."
Lin Mo withdrew his gaze and looked at Sanae Dekomori, saying, "Although you joined us as a servant of the Six Arms, in order to better understand you, I think it is still necessary to conduct a strength test on you. Come on, unleash your strongest attack on me!"
Sanae Dekomori turned to look at Rikka Takanashi: "Master..."
Rikka Takanashi nodded and said, "Go all out. As the second generation of the Evil King's True Eye, the Silent Emperor is someone even I have to treat with caution. Taking your attack will be easy for him."
Sanae Dekomori immediately looked at Lin Mo and then noticed that his right eye was exactly the same color as Rikka Takanashi's Evil King Eye.
Sanae Tokomori said seriously, "I see. Then I can rest assured. Next, I will unleash my strongest attack—Thunder Hammer Whirlwind Dance!"
Sanae Tokomori first squatted down, then suddenly stood up, completing a high-speed spin that even professional ballet dancers would find difficult to do. Her twin tails began to spin rapidly under the force, and even the sound of air being cut could be heard!
Lin Mo adjusted his posture and assumed a defensive stance. After all, it was his opponent's signature move, and he should show it enough respect!
However, Sanae Dekomori's high-speed spinning stopped after three seconds. She pointed one finger to the sky, about to deliver a cool line, but her hair continued to spin due to inertia, quickly wrapping around her and successfully binding herself!
Sanae Tokomori swayed a few times and fell to the ground, trying to break free from the restraints in her hair. She thrashed about like a fish for a moment, then cried out, "I can't move!"
Yukino Yukinoshita, with an "I knew it" expression, covered her head and sighed, "Sigh~ When will this ever end!"
Lin Mo watched all this in silence. He had prepared to activate overclocking mode to withstand this attack, but this was the result?
Kato Megumi clapped her hands and said, "That's amazing!"
Lin Mo covered his face and said, "No, there's no need to play the straight man at this point."
Kato Megumi: "That's really impressive. She managed to restrain herself so quickly."
Satania burst into laughter: "Hahaha... What is this? Hahaha... You actually tied yourself up! Hahaha... You're an idiot!"
Rikka Takanashi was also embarrassed. She had originally brought Sanae Dekomori to support her, but who knew that things would go so badly from the start.
Rikka Takanashi quickly reached out to rescue Sanae Dekomori, who was tied up with her own hair, saying as she did so, "Sanae is still very strong. This was just an accident."
Lin Mo suddenly remembered Sanae Dekomori's performance in the drama, which was basically a comedic character. So he sighed and said, "Oh well, let's leave it at that. After all, it's normal for the Four Heavenly Kings to have five."
Then he turned to look at Kato Megumi, nodded in satisfaction, and said, "I have Admiral Kato Megumi! A single aura concealment technique is enough to take care of them all, there's nothing to worry about!"
Rikka Takanashi then noticed a stranger there and asked curiously, "Who is she?"
Kato Megumi spoke first: "Hello, I'm a new member of the Three Heads and Six Arms group. Exclamation mark, I'm just an ordinary girl. I hope you'll take good care of me in the future."
Lin Mo said with a smile, "You're really low-key. Six Arms, don't underestimate Kato Megumi. He's the last Hassan, a man known as a Grand Assassin! He can make you cosplay as Louis XVI anytime, anywhere."
Rikka Takanashi: "So you're the legendary Grand Assassin! My apologies!"
Kato Megumi: "..."
Yukino Yukinoshita interrupted, "Have you all finished your skits? If so, please clean the floor."
Lin Mo said disdainfully, "Yukino, Yukino, I think you haven't figured out the situation. You know, there are five of us. What do you three have to compare with us? We are the Three Heads and Six Arms Team! We are all gathered here now, so why don't you hurry up and hand over the position of club president!"
Kato Megumi raised her hand and said, "But aren't there two people on the other side?"
Lin Mo was slightly taken aback, only then realizing that Hachiman Hikigaya wasn't here. That shouldn't be the case, right? As Yukino Yukinoshita's lackey, shouldn't Hachiman Hikigaya be with her at all times? Why didn't he come today?
Could it be!
Lin Mo suddenly realized a possibility: this morning, Yukino Yukinoshita had overheard his conversation with Megumi Kato and understood his plan. Furthermore, his trip to Sataniya had delayed him for some time. Therefore, Yukino Yukinoshita had ample opportunity to order Hachiman Hikigaya to fetch reinforcements. Since his side hadn't even had any rehearsals, a surprise attack could very well lead to defeat!
After understanding everything, Lin Mo laughed and said, "Hahaha... As expected of you, Yukino Yukinoshita, you actually have such a scheme! There are so many heroes in the world, I underestimated you. You actually arranged for Hachiman Hikigaya to go and get reinforcements. I'll let you off this time. We'll stay together forever!"
Yukino Yukinoshita looked puzzled. When did she order Hachiman Hikigaya to go and get reinforcements?
Lin Mo shouted loudly, "Where is the Three Heads and Six Arms team?!"
"Here I am!" ×4
Lin Mo waved his hand and said, "The wind's getting strong! Let's get out of here!"
Then she turned and left, and the others quickly followed. By the time Yukino Yukinoshita came to her senses, they had already run far away.
Yukino Yukinoshita looked at the magic circle on the ground and couldn't help but clench her fists. She had already reminded them twice, but it was still not clean. It seemed that she would have to leave the cleaning to them next time.
As soon as they stepped out of the club building, Satania asked, puzzled, "Three-Headed One, why are we leaving? Yukinoshita was at a disadvantage just now; we could have easily taken her down."
Rikka Takanashi: "Exactly! Are you saying that the five of us can't beat the two of them?"
Lin Mo said with a serious expression, "Haven't you noticed that someone is missing?"
Rikka Takanashi's mind raced, then her expression suddenly changed, and she exclaimed in surprise, "Hachiman Hikigaya! Hachiman Bodhisattva isn't here!"
Lin Mo nodded and said, "That's right. As Yukino's loyal lackey, Hachiman Hikigaya is very likely to have gone to get reinforcements. If we had stayed any longer, we might have been wiped out. To be on the safe side, we should have retreated first."
Satania said angrily, "That wretched Hachiman Bodhisattva! I'm going to teach him a lesson next time I see him! You know, I haven't even settled the score with him for the pineapple bun incident yet!"
Lin Mo: "No rush. Although they can call for reinforcements, we can completely counter them!"
Rikka Kotori: "Oh? What do you mean?"
Lin Mo smiled slightly and said, "When school ends this afternoon, we can just take all of Yukino's people to the Service Club. That way, none of them will go to get reinforcements! As long as we corner Yukino Yukinoshita, Yui Yuigahama, Hachiman Hikigaya, and Hiratsuka-sensei in the Service Club, let's see who can go to get reinforcements! Then the Service Club will be ours for the taking! Hahaha..."
Rikka Takanashi exclaimed in amazement, "Truly astounding wisdom! This method is absolutely brilliant!"
Chapter 107 You were just repeating my lines!
At that moment, Kato Megumi lifted the bento box in her hand and said, "When can we eat? Lunch break is almost over."
Lin Mo then realized that he had said he would take Kato Megumi to the Service Club for dinner, but he had just left and then returned. Wasn't that a bit embarrassing?
Rikka Takanashi then added, "Oh right, Sanae and I still have our bento boxes at the Service Club."
Lin Mo fell into deep thought, then clapped his hands and said, "We can't worry about that now. Nothing is more important than eating. Let's go back and eat!"
Satania rubbed her stomach and said, "Indeed, I'm a little hungry too."
And so, the five of them returned.
Yukino Yukinoshita saw the five people return and her first thought was that they had come to clean up. However, she quickly dismissed the idea, realizing that she couldn't really expect anything from them. So she took the initiative to say, "Maintaining the cleanliness of the Service Club is the responsibility of every member, so please clean up the magic circle on the ground."
Lin Mo waved his hand and said, "Okay, okay, we'll talk about it after we finish eating."
Lin Mo brought over two tables from the back for Sanae Tokomori and Megumi Kato to use, and then sat down in his own seat to begin his lunch.
Looking at the empty table, he was stunned. He didn't seem to have prepared a lunchbox before, and he always ate lunch in the cafeteria.
He looked up and around, meeting Satania's gaze as she was also looking around. They recognized each other immediately; neither of them had brought a lunchbox.
Lin Mo gritted his teeth, looking annoyed. Damn it, he hadn't even brought lunch! What was the point of coming back? He'd just lost face for nothing! No way! He had to get his revenge!
No bento boxes? No problem, just grab one! It just so happens that Yukino Yukinoshita and Yui Yuigahama's bento boxes correspond to my and Satani's, what a coincidence!
"bite--
Sign-in task: Steal Yukino Yukinoshita's bento.
Task Reward: One sign-in.
See, even the system has accepted your ideas.
System: No! I didn't! Don't talk nonsense!
Without hesitation, Lin Mo stood up, snatched the unopened bento box from Yukino Yukinoshita's plate, and ran off, shouting, "Yukino, I'll gladly accept your bento box. Prepare to go hungry! Hahaha..."
Satania reacted instantly and looked at Yui Yuigahama. Yui Yuigahama was still in a daze when Satania seized the opportunity to snatch the bento and run away.
Satania: "Hahaha... I'll gladly accept your offering! Hahaha..."
By the time Yukino Yukinoshita realized what was happening, Lin Mo had already run far away. Looking at the empty table, Yukino Yukinoshita sighed helplessly, "Sigh~ This is the second time already."
Kato Megumi spoke up, saying, "If you don't mind, I can share my bento with you. After all, I have a small appetite and can't eat that much."
Yui Yuigahama quickly waved her hand and said, "No need, Yukino and I have already eaten."
Kato Megumi: "Have you eaten?"
Yukino Yukinoshita: "Those two idiots stole the empty bento box."
Kato Megumi seemed to be deep in thought. It seemed that she had really entered a den of idiots. Was it too late to run away now?
On the other side, Lin Mo and Satania ran to a safe place. After confirming that no one was around, they looked at each other and let out a sly laugh.
Lin Mo: "Hehehe... It seems you and I are thinking the same thing."
Satania: "Hehehe... After all, I don't want to go hungry either. Anyway, they're the enemy, so I don't need to be soft-hearted."
Lin Mo: "We'll steal their lunchboxes, so they'll go hungry at noon and won't have any energy in the afternoon. Then we can still do whatever we want!"
Satania paused for a moment, then immediately nodded and said, "That's right, that's exactly what I think!"
Lin Mo: "Sigh~ Yukino's appetite is so small. It's like there's no food in her bento box. I don't understand how she can get full. I guess it's because she hasn't been getting enough nutrition for a long time, which is why she's underdeveloped and looks so ordinary. Anyway, let's quickly see what good food we have!"
Satania nodded and said, "Okay, I'm also curious about what delicious food is in Yui Yuigahama's bento box. It looks like there's nothing in it."
The next second, the two of them opened their bento boxes at the same time, and fell silent when they saw that all that was left were food scraps.
After a while, Lin Mo said, "Is Yukino's lunch just a few grains of rice? That doesn't make sense. I saw her eating tempura last time."
Satania, refusing to believe it, opened and closed the lunchbox repeatedly until she confirmed that only crumbs remained. Then, she angrily exclaimed, "Damn it! How cunning! They gave us two empty lunchboxes!"
Lin Mo: "Was this also part of Yukino's plan? I admit I underestimated her!"
Satania: "No, I have to confront them. Why did they give us empty lunchboxes? If they don't give me a reasonable explanation, I will definitely not let them off the hook!"
Lin Mo closed the lunchbox and said, "Forget it, by the time we get there, they'll be long gone. Since things have come to this, let's fill our stomachs first. I still have some food on me, that should be enough."
After so many check-ins, Lin Mo still had some food on him, since he ate it every day as a snack, as if he could never finish it.
Lin Mo: "System, bring me some filling food."
The system said helplessly, "Sorry, host, there is no food in your inventory right now."
Lin Mo's eyes widened instantly: "How is that possible! Didn't I sign in for a ton of food? Enough to eat it all!"
System: "You did check in a lot of food, but you usually eat it as snacks. Like the pineapple bun last time, you ate it all in two games last night. You even drank the nutrient solution like a beverage. Now there's really no food left."
Lin Mo: "Impossible! Absolutely impossible! I barely ate any food, how could there be none left! Oh~ I get it, did you steal all my food! You system, how dare you steal from your own keeper! Spit out all my food right now!"
The system suddenly started laughing for no reason: "Hehe... Haha... I've finally waited for this day, haha... I knew you would say that, host. Luckily, I was prepared and recorded the scene of you eating. Please watch the VCR!"
Lin Mo stared at the video, where the time was clearly marked and even the additions and subtractions of food were exceptionally clear, and fell silent.
The system said smugly, "See? I didn't steal any food, did I? Hurry up and apologize to this system! Say 'System Master, I was wrong!'"
An apology was out of the question. Lin Mo retorted, "You system! You knew I would finish all the food but didn't warn me. What are you up to?!"
The system smiled slightly and said disdainfully, "Do you think I would leave this weakness? Please watch the video!"
Seeing that the system had reminded him more than once, yet he seemed completely unconcerned, Lin Mo broke out in a cold sweat and exclaimed, "Impossible! You shouldn't have such low intelligence! Tell me! Who are you! Give me back my original, idiotic system!"
System: "You're the one who's an idiot! This system is incredibly smart, okay?!"
Lin Mo froze for two seconds, then said in a trembling voice, "My lines! My lines! You're saying all my lines!"
The system sneered, "What a joke! What do you mean 'yours' and 'mine'? Even I am yours! When it comes to lines, whoever says them first gets to say them!"
A strong sense of crisis rose in Lin Mo's heart. He hadn't expected the system to become so powerful that he could barely control it. It was hard to say who would be the host in the future.
Chapter 108 Teacher Training
Lin Mo suddenly sighed, "System, you've changed. You weren't like this before."
The system said with a melancholy look, "People always change."
Lin Mo scoffed, "Are you even human? You're such a useless system. If you're so tough, why don't you unlock the magic-suppressing domain and we'll see who's better then! A piece of trash suppressed by its own system, trying to act all high and mighty with me."
The system clenched its fist silently, suppressing its anger, and said, "Do you think I don't want to? Do you think I like being suppressed by my own abilities? I'm incomplete! I'm fucking useless! You're so great! Even as an idiot, so many people still like you, but what about me? I can only stay in your body every day, all alone, and I'm called a useless system every day!"
So I record your life every day, from every angle, every moment, analyzing it frame by frame while you sleep, to prevent you from messing with me. I'm determined to climb to the top step by step; I want to create a useful system!
Lin Mo's eyes welled up with tears, and he murmured softly, "System..."
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