I really didn't want to burn it.

"Ah, every time I see this wonderful butt, I want to slap it and stop it from jumping," Li Ang said with a conflicted expression.

[Host, please wake up. You didn't even dare to lay a hand on Mochizuki Chiyome, let alone this one.]

"System, don't bring up things you shouldn't!"

During the previous few days when Da Qin was resting, Li Ang was kept under tight control by Chloris.

Although the Flower Goddess herself didn't mind at all, Li Ang acted like a rogue towards her, even as if he wanted to make up for what he owed her before.

However, Chloris strictly forbids Li Ang from touching any other woman besides herself, and a certain ninja maid sent by Ying Zheng is the Flower Goddess's primary target for surveillance.

Li Ang strongly suspected that Ying Zheng did it on purpose.

Sending a maid in front of Chloris—isn't that clearly making it clear to Grand Tutor Li that he can only look but not touch?!

"Tch, damn Zheng. Next time I'm going to put Sichuan peppercorn oil in your honey water."

[Host, that's all you're good for.]

"Shut up, I need to work."

Li Ang plopped down on Solomon's throne and began the experiment demanded by Ying Zheng—to find the "connection points" between worlds and then separate them.

The experiment itself was not difficult. Based on the data provided by Ying Zheng, Li Ang easily found the "key point" connecting the singularity to the human nature of the Moon and removed one of the key points.

Actually, the term "key point" is not accurate. In Li Ang's eyes, it's more like two "sticks" stuck together.

Of course, this is not the point.

The key point is that even with coordinates as a reference, Li Ang still couldn't achieve a perfect division when separating the two worlds.

Looking at the still intertwined dividing points, Li Ang shook his head slightly: "It seems that I still need that kind of magic eye... Mourning System, search for data on the crossing location."

[Understood, please wait a moment, host.]

While waiting for the system to find its target, Li Ang turned his head and glanced at the throne that looked exceptionally prestigious.

"Since we're already here, we'd feel bad if we didn't give that Deer Antler Immortal a gift."

After a moment's thought, Li Ang quickly came up with a gift to give to Goetia.

……

Five minutes later, a heart-wrenching, agonizing scream came from the Throne of the Temple of Time.

"Your father—!"

Hearing the roar coming from the throne, the demon pillars outside couldn't help but shrink back.

"what's going on?"

"I do not know."

"Want to go have a look?"

"I'm not going to go looking for death."

Although the Demon Pillars can resurrect infinitely in the Temple of Time, it doesn't mean they enjoy dying.

Especially this kind of meaningless death.

Although the Demon Pillars didn't know exactly what had happened, they knew things were going badly when they heard their leader cursing in heavily accented ancient Jewish language.

Surprisingly, all the Demon Pillars remained in unison: they heard curses coming from the throne, but no one stepped forward to stop them.

On the throne, Getia covered her backside, looking at her throne with a mixture of embarrassment and anger.

A short black metal rod stands upright on the throne that originally belonged solely to him.

On the back of the chair is engraved a highly sarcastic phrase: "The Grand Preceptor of Qin was here."

"Li Ang! I will never let you get away with this!"

Goetia roared with all his might.

As for the Chihuahua, she was so trying to suppress her laughter that she almost suffered internal injuries.

Grand Preceptor, only you could have come up with something like this! Hahahaha!

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"What a pity, I guess I'll never know how much that antlered sage liked my gift."

[Host can ask him next time you meet him, although this system thinks what you're doing is really too mean.]

The system flashed a pop-up message complaining.

"Tch, maybe Goetia will be very happy. This may be the first time he has ever experienced what it feels like to poop."

Li Ang said it without a care.

[Goetia isn't a White Zetsu; he's using King Solomon's body.]

Li Ang pondered for a moment and said, "But he doesn't need to eat, so he probably doesn't need to excrete either."

Imagine if Dr. Romani knew you did such a lewd thing to his body from his past life... he probably would never agree to let Mashu marry you.

The golden pop-up window vibrated at a very strange frequency, as if to indicate how happy the system was.

"Hehe, I didn't pee on his throne, which is already a sign of restraint."

【Host, are you a monkey?】

"Humans evolved from monkeys, so it's normal for me to occasionally revert to my ancestral ways."

[But the last monkey that urinated in public was sentenced to 500 years in prison.]

"Mr. Gai doesn't have that ability, I... Achoo!"

[It seems Goetia has noticed the host's behavior and has started talking about you.]

The system mocked with schadenfreude.

"No, it's raining."

Li Ang looked up at the pitch-black sky.

Of course, the darkness of the sky has little to do with rain, but rather because it is nighttime.

But it was raining late at night, which was a bit of a pain, especially since Li Ang hadn't brought an umbrella when he traveled through time.

"This is troublesome... all alone on the street in the rain, and without an umbrella," Li Ang complained. "It's pathetic, weak, and helpless."

[Couldn't the host have solved the problem using runes?]

"This is modern times, the magic in the air is extremely thin, and my rune abilities have decreased significantly."

Li Ang rubbed his arms; he felt a little cold.

【Then you'd better find somewhere to stay quickly, or you'll catch a cold if you keep getting soaked in the rain.】

"I think so too."

Li Ang started jogging along the road.

"Mourning System, are you sure there are no problems with the timing and destination of this time travel?"

Of course, no problem...probably.

"perhaps?!"

Li Ang screamed and stopped in his tracks.

The system can only try its best to match the host's requested time, but even a single decimal point error can cause a huge deviation!

"for example?"

[Looking ahead or backward from the target timeline... a few years... a decade... or even several decades...]

It was rare for the system to hesitate like this, and Li Ang even imagined a shy little girl with her index fingers touching.

However, this is of no use, and Li Ang will not give the mourning system any preferential treatment because of it.

"Decades?!"

Li Ang repeated sharply.

It wouldn't matter if it were decades later; if we can't fight anymore, the target will be older.

But if it were decades earlier, wouldn't he have had to wait here for decades?!

"Damage System, I'm telling you... Ah—! A ghost—!!"

Li Ang suddenly let out a sharp cry.

There was no way around it; Li Ang had never been good at horror movies before he time-traveled.

If a woman dressed in red with a pale face suddenly emerged from the bamboo grove by the roadside late at night, anyone would instinctively think of a female ghost.

"ghost?"

The woman who heard Li Ang scream slowly raised her head and looked at Li Ang with a confused expression.

"Um... is it a living person?"

Li Ang's lips twitched.

"You could call it a ghost... anyway..."

The "ghost" lady gave a miserable smile, letting the rain stream down her cheeks.

"..."

Li Ang frowned slightly; he could not see any desire to live in the girl's lifeless eyes.

More importantly, Li Ang found that the scene before him seemed somewhat familiar.

"Um... young lady, what is your surname?"

"I?"

The "ghost" tilted her head in confusion, feeling that the man who had suddenly appeared in front of her was not quite normal.

"My name is……"

The girl's lips had just twitched twice when a blinding light suddenly filled Li Ang's vision.

"Didi——!"

Accompanied by the urgent blaring of a horn, the red-clad "female ghost" was forcefully pushed into Li Ang's arms.

However, before our poor Imperial Advisor Li could even savor this unexpected stroke of good fortune, he was struck by the same immense force and sent flying.

"I TM..."

Li Ang lay in the middle of the road, glaring at the "female ghost" on his chest.

Although he was surrounded by a soft, fragrant woman, Li Ang felt nothing; in fact, he felt like crying but had no tears.

"Mourning System, what if my intervention causes Ryougi Shiki to be injured too lightly to awaken her Mystic Eyes?"

[Let's just leave it be.] The system's sarcastic tone remained unchanged. [Of course, the host could try dragging her from her hospital bed to the street and letting her get hit by a dump truck again. Although that would more likely result in her being reincarnated in another world.]

"F-U-C-K!"

Li Ang cursed angrily.

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PS1: Damn, I thought I could finally update normally today, but my mom dragged me out to do chores. o(╥﹏╥)o

Sure enough, all sorts of trivial matters come up as the Lunar New Year approaches!

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PS2: While looking for pictures of Shiki, I suddenly realized how good Shiki is.

Because they're all wearing kimonos, which cover them up quite a bit, it's not easy for Shiki-chan's pictures to get taken down~ lol