I really didn't want to burn it.

Chapter 121 Li Ang: Fat Otaku's Happy Water, Forever God!

Yanmu Qiulong felt extremely aggrieved.

As the butler of Ryougi Shiki, he was nearly scared out of his wits when he learned that the young lady had been in a car accident.

Fortunately, although the young lady was seriously injured, she is out of danger after being rescued.

This is not something to be happy about. Although she survived, Lady Ryougi Shiki fell into a coma and has not been able to wake up.

Of course, if that were all, Akira Kenki would probably just feel heartbroken, take good care of everything for Lady Ryougi Shiki, and quietly wait for her to wake up.

however……

"Aww... Mmm... This fried pork cutlet bento tastes amazing! As expected of the wealthy Ryougi family, their takeout bento is no ordinary item."

Can anyone tell me what's going on with this monkey shoveling food into its mouth so rudely?!

As Li Ang devoured his bento, Yanmu Qiulong roared inwardly like a raging dragon.

At first, when Akira Kenki heard that a man had been in a car accident with Lady Ryougi Shiki, he didn't pay much attention.

Judging from Young Master Kurogiri's description, the other party should just be an unlucky passerby.

I am truly sorry to have encountered such an unexpected disaster, but given the Ryougi family's circumstances, providing compensation is not a problem at all.

But as soon as he arrived at the hospital, Akira Yuki regretted it.

Compared to the young lady who was rushed to the operating room to be resuscitated while unconscious, this guy who claimed to have been hit and thrown along with the young lady was completely unharmed.

Not only is it lively and energetic, just like a monkey, but it also shamelessly asks me for a pork chop bento box.

"Why...why is this guy completely unharmed, while the young lady is unconscious?"

Yan Muqiu sighed, rubbing his forehead. For the first time, he felt that God was blind.

"Huh? Who said I was fine?" Li Ang, who was engrossed in eating his lunchbox, raised his head and retorted, "My internal organs were displaced, okay?! I almost had a massive hemorrhage!"

Yanmu Qiulong coldly replied, "Anyway, I can't tell."

Li Ang shrugged and continued eating with his head down.

Although modern mysticism has weakened considerably, with Li Ang's superb rune skills, healing himself is still a very simple matter.

However, Ryougi Shiki was not so lucky.

To ensure that Ryougi Shiki's Mystic Eyes could awaken successfully, Li Ang dared not treat her at all, fearing that she would wake up prematurely due to the healing of her injuries, causing the awakening of her eyes to fail.

Therefore, from the accident scene to the hospital, Li Ang could only guarantee, at the very least, that Ryougi Shiki would not die.

Further treatment?

Sorry, it doesn't exist.

For the sake of the Qin Dynasty, Ryougi Shiki must awaken her Mystic Eyes. Therefore, even though Li Ang liked the character of Ryougi Shiki very much before his transmigration, it was not as important as her eyes.

[Host, you're not actually trying to get revenge for the time you only got one NP1 after five gacha pulls in FGO's 215 banner, are you?]

"How could that be?" Li Ang said, swinging his chopsticks. "Mourning System, is your host like this?"

[Where did you come from? You are exactly that.]

Li Ang snorted coldly, threw his chopsticks into the lunchbox, and casually wiped the rice from his mouth.

"I'm full, I'm full. Indeed, fried food is a great innovation of modern human civilization."

Li Ang, without any regard for his image, patted his stomach as he spoke.

Although Li Ang traveled through time and space to encounter many high-ranking officials and even emperors, eating fried food in ancient times was truly a luxury.

In addition, the lack of seasonings means that even when you make fried food, it never tastes quite right.

During the Chaldea trip, we didn't get to eat it due to various reasons.

Being able to eat fried pork chops today can be considered as eliminating one of Li Ang's three major complaints about food.

As for the other two grievances...

"Hey, you there?"

Li Ang extended his hand to Yanmu Qiulong.

"Could you lend me 500 yen?"

Yanmu Qiulong didn't want to talk to Li Ang and turned his head to the other side.

"Hey, you're supposed to be the butler of the Ryougi family, how could you not even have a mere 500 yen? No way! No way! No way!" Li Ang mocked Kenki Akihiro mercilessly.

"You, who even need to borrow 500 yen, what right do you have to talk to me like that?"

"What can you do? Who uses cash on the street these days?"

Li Ang spread his hands.

Although he had kept everything he had before he traveled through time, he didn't have any cash in his wallet.

Of course, even if they did, Li Ang doubted whether Japan in the 90s could recognize the Chinese currency from that era.

"No, no, no, these days it's normal to carry cash on the street, okay?" Yanmu Qiulong retorted through gritted teeth.

The butler in black had a cross written all over his forehead, and his hands were clenched into fists, as if he was about to attack Li Ang's nose.

If he weren't outmatched, Akira Kenki would very likely have intervened.

Previously, when Li Ang asked to buy a pork chop bento, the two security guards next to Yanmu Qiulong wanted to throw this unreasonable "homeless man" out.

As a result, these two guys wearing sunglasses are still lying unconscious in the hospital corridor.

Yanmu Qiulong himself was just an ordinary person, but he was, after all, the steward who served the Ryougi family. He didn't understand or know anything about the mysterious, but he at least knew a little about it.

Therefore, even though he was extremely displeased with Li Ang, Yanmu Qiulong still chose to restrain himself.

I'm not being cowardly, I'm doing this to protect the young lady...

After mentally hypnotizing himself a few times, Akira Kenki awkwardly took out 500 yen from his wallet and handed it to Li Ang.

Fortunately, the shopkeeper gave me change when I bought the bento box, otherwise Akira Kenki really wouldn't have been able to lend Li Ang 500 yen.

"Thanks, I'll pay you back later."

Yan Muqiu snorted heavily; he didn't believe Li Ang would be so kind.

Ignoring him, Li Guoshi excitedly walked to the vending machine with the 500 yen coin, pressed the button, and put the money in.

Bang.

Li Ang took a red aluminum can from the shipping port, popped it open with a "pop," and took a big gulp.

"Ah—that feels so good! Life really is all about living for this moment!"

Feeling the lingering aftertaste of carbon dioxide bubbles in his mouth, Li Ang uttered a profound感慨 (gǎnkǎi, a deep sense of emotion or reflection) as if life were truly precious.

Snapped.

Yanmu Qiulong covered his face with his hands and turned away.

He didn't want to talk to this guy who could get all high even while drinking cola.

"Where did this country bumpkin come from?"

···

"Sorry, sorry."

A few minutes later, Li Ang, holding a can of soda (this was his second can; he had already finished the first one), waved and apologized to Yanmu Qiulong.

"You should at least try to understand. After all, I haven't had this for thousands of years. It's normal to be a little excited."

Yanmu Qiulong silently took a step back, distancing himself from Li Ang, whom he saw as "talking nonsense."

Although he knew that there were many "old monsters" with exceptionally long lifespans in the other world, the simpleton in front of him didn't seem like such a peerless master at all.

Thus, in Yanmu Qiulong's mind, the great National Preceptor Li had changed from a pitiful passerby to a passerby who was preparing to swindle food and drink from the Liangyi family, and a swindler with some real ability at that.

"What do you want?" Yanmu Qiulong said helplessly to Li Ang. "Although the Liangyi family is not a top-tier wealthy family, it is still a well-known family in Guanbuzi City. As long as your request is not too outrageous, we can satisfy it."

At this moment, Yanmu Qiulong didn't care how Li Ang came to be; he only wanted to know how to make this guy disappear.

Li Ang replied with a smile, "What I want is very simple. I want your young lady."

Click.

Without saying a word, Yanmu Qiulong took out a pistol from his suit and pointed it at Li Ang's forehead.

"Let's talk this out..."

Li Ang, laughing and crying, gestured for Yanmu Qiulong to move the gun away, but the other party remained unmoved.

"Don't even think about it! Even if I, Kenki Akiyuki, am torn to pieces, I will protect Lady Ryougi! I will never let someone like you defile Lady Ryougi!"

Li Ang was both amused and exasperated by the earnestness of Yanmu Qiulong, and he repeatedly denied it, saying, "I am not interested in Ryougi Shiki's body."

"So you want to destroy the young lady's soul? You wicked demon!"

"What is all this...?"

Li Ang felt that the guy in front of him definitely had something wrong with his head, the kind of guy who needed to see a neurologist.

For Li Ang, his trip to Guanbuzi City should have been very simple.

Find Ryougi Shiki, use the Holy Grail you intercepted to record everything about Ryougi Shiki, and then find a way to return the Holy Grail to Ritsuka.

Later, when Ritsuka goes to the Temple of Time to fight Goetia, the Holy Grail will be used to summon Ryougi Shiki to the Temple of Time.

All that's left is to take advantage of the great battle between Chaldea and Goetia, and have the Servant Ryougi Shiki use the sword forged by Senji Muramasa to cut the spacetime "attached" to Type-Moon in one go.

The reason for all this trouble is mainly because the Temple of Time is so special that ordinary people cannot enter it; only Ryougi Shiki can enter it as a Servant.

Unfortunately, just like in all novels where the protagonist's plan never goes smoothly, Li Ang's plan was not going well from the start.

Leaving aside whether Ryougi Shiki, influenced by him, can successfully awaken her Mystic Eyes, even if she could, the two-year wait was still unbearable for Li Ang.

Who knows if Ritsuka, that chaotic evil, will have even slaughtered his way through the Lostbelts after staying here for two years?

[This isn't a major problem. This operation was conducted within the established human records of Type-Moon, and we can connect with the host's desired point in time upon departure.]

"So, there's no two-year time difference?"

That's theoretically true.

"Theory..."

Li Ang's lips twitched twice. The "theory" of the Mourning System, like the jinx of Old Immortal Xu Dong, was always full of all sorts of variables.

Just as Li Ang was about to explain further to Yanmu Qiulong how he "used" Ryougi Shiki, a nurse rushed out of the ward.

"Mr. Yanmu! Miss Liangyi...she's awake!"

"What the fuck?!"

Li Ang fell directly from the chair in the corridor to the ground.

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PS1: While writing this chapter, Mi-chan really wanted to drink some soda~_(:з」∠)_

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PS2: Kallen has been implemented, and the card name is [Amor [Kallen]]. Amor is Cupid, the god of love.

It's another traditional Servant possessed by a deity.

However, judging from Kallen's card descriptions and event storylines, Kallen's situation is more similar to that of the Second Generation, with the human side as the dominant personality.

That skill animation where he's counting money really cracked me up! 223333

Chapter 122 Li Ang: Sister Shi, let's talk this out. Why are you sucking my fingers?