Don't use yourself as payment for the commission!

Don't use yourself as payment for the commission!

Author: Miss Mira's Great Victory

Summary:

[Broken Porridge Iron Stitching] Bad news: Bai Xun has transmigrated to Arknights; good news: she has a cheat code. As long as she completes other people's requests, Bai Xun can obtain all kinds of strange rewards, from the Twelve Talismans to magnetic field rotation.

Use the Sea Gene to build an infinite body for Mobius, allowing him to ascend to the Sea Godhood. Join Star Iron Old Yang in a fierce attack on Destiny, inflicting the ultimate insult on Otto. Help Kevin become a Protector of the Order to combat the threat from outer space. Don the yellow robe for Chen and join her in saving or burning all of Terra...

The gate connecting all worlds, guests who are both familiar and unfamiliar, Bai Xun will complete all commissions for them as long as the reward is high, but... can you guys please not use yourselves as reward!

Mei: Please teach me how to rotate the magnetic field, and I will be your cook for the rest of my life!

Xia Die: Please...hold me tight.

M3: Rise, Kal'tsit, I want to create a world with you!

Nian: Brother-in-law, just think of it as my sake and use the tiger spell on Sui!

Xi: No, Xixi, don’t bully your husband!

Chapter 1: Great! It's not Holy Terra! We're saved!

Unholy Terra, Great Flame, Lungmen.

This place has frequent trade and personnel exchanges, and is one of the important economic and cultural centers of Yan Kingdom and even Terra. People who come to Longmen for the first time will feel that the vibrant and thriving atmosphere is still vivid in their minds.

"The air in Lungmen smells sweeter than in Kazdel!"

On the second floor of the small teahouse, the white-haired, red-eyed Blood Demon youth looked out the window at the prosperous streets of Longmen, his mood quite pleasant.

Bai Xun, a time traveler.

The bad news is that it's the Terran one; the good news is that it's unholy and doesn't have any mods.

Bad news: I've been reincarnated as a Sarkaz. Good news: I'm a rather powerful Blood Demon... No, that should also be considered bad news.

After all, the reputation of the Blood Demon race can hardly be described as widespread; in fact, it's fair to say that even within the Sarkaz, who are generally disliked, some people despise them. As a pure-blooded Blood Demon, Bai Xun should have been residing within the Blood Royal Court alongside the Blood Demon Lord.

Even though the Blood Royal Court was filled with white-haired, red-eyed warriors who were specifically targeting Chinese soldiers, Bai Xun still couldn't stand the gloomy and rotten smell inside the court.

In addition, knowing that Teacher Da Te and Little Cat Egg Roll were going to make a big splash in the future, Bai Xun decisively chose to become the cowardly lizard Kai Nuo and went to the otherworldly hometown of Da Yan, where the air was sweeter and safer.

Admiring the youthful energy emanating from the short-skirted beauties strolling hand in hand on the street, Bai Xun took a sip of Longmen's authentic fragrant tea, and his eyes immediately lit up.

Kazdel's tea is not good!

The tea from Longmen is delicious!

"As mentioned in the previous chapter, at that time, the Great Yan Dynasty was plagued by natural disasters from above and colossal beasts lurking below. The Great Yan True Dragon summoned the people to restore a bright and peaceful world..."

The sky was dark blue, and the sound of storytelling could be heard in my ears.

Enjoying a gentle breeze, sipping fragrant tea, and appreciating the vibrant youthful energy of the girls on the street – that's what makes life truly pleasant.

The Blood Demons of the Blood Court were either bitterly clamoring to make Terra flow with blood and burn the entire continent, or they were sipping 82-year-old virgin blood in their castles, lamenting that their great Kazdel had fallen to such a state, and how cruel the heavens had been to them.

It's so oppressive, it's practically uninhabitable.

"It's 3 PM, time to finish tea and get ready for work~"

Hakuhiro has only been in Lungmen for a few days, but he has already bought a house at the border of the slums and the inner city, preparing to open an agency and start his leisurely daily life as the king.

It's possible for a Blood Demon to find work in Lungmen, but it's almost impossible for a Blood Demon to find work in Lungmen.

Even if Bai Xun could find a job, she would never go. After all, working is impossible for her; it's never going to happen in her lifetime.

Even if I can't become a king or a war marshal after finally traveling to Terra, I shouldn't be reduced to being a beast of burden.

Since the Blood Demon race has its advantages, why not open a small agency and take on some commissions? Making a living should be no problem.

After putting on his hood, Bai Xun prepared to walk through the alley back to his goblin cave, but bumped into a purple-haired Caster girl at the corner.

"Sorry, sorry."

The purple-haired Castor girl bowed her head repeatedly in apology, her attitude quite submissive.

"It's alright, just be careful."

Bai Xun returned with a kind smile. The girl's clothes were somewhat worn, and her face was dusty, as if she had neglected her appearance but also seemed to be deliberately concealing her pretty face.

After apologizing again, the girl hurriedly turned and ran away, skillfully navigating the maze-like alleys until she was sure that Bai Xun could not catch up with her.

He cheerfully took out his wallet, which was full of money, from his pocket.

"Xixi, time to eat~ Your wallet is so bulging as you walk around the slums, aren't you deliberately trying to tempt me~"

An Suo, a habitual thief in the Lungmen slums.

For a vulnerable girl named Castor who was driven out of her home by her impoverished parents in childhood and had to struggle to survive in the slums, stealing was a means she had no other choice but to do in order to make a living.

Of course, Ansuo knew this was wrong, but what could she do?

Rather, it would be more accurate to say that in such a growing environment, stealing is merely petty theft, and one could already be considered a moral exemplar in the slums.

"Xixi,

This adorable little wallet lets me explore your deepest secrets!

An Suo rubbed her little hands together excitedly, her eyes filled with anticipation. The way she slowly pulled open the wallet with her slender fingers was just as ritualistic as a doctor drawing cards.

"Hey, white, white?"

His excited voice seemed to freeze, and as he stared at the thick stack of white postcards in his wallet, An Suo froze on the spot.

Then, in disbelief, he turned his wallet inside out.

"Where are the LMD? Where are the LMD?! Why are they all business cards?! What is this Dimensional Agency?!"

Devastated by his disappointment, An Suo collapsed to the ground, tears welling in his eyes, his long rabbit ears drooping limply.

The disappointment is like that of an otaku who spends ages downloading resources from Baidu Cloud, even taking their pants off, only to find that the file is corrupted and cannot be opened.

"Sigh, I'll have to sleep under the bridge again tonight..."

With a helpless sigh, she fumbled for her wallet, intending to go to the snack shop to wait for someone to share a meal with her, but her little hand found nothing.

"Buhou, where's my wallet? Where's my money?!"

As An Su knelt and wailed, Bai Xun took out a wallet with a snow-white rabbit head printed on it from her bosom and counted the Lungmen coins inside with a smile.

"Xixi, thank you for nature's gifts~"

"How come it's only a little over a thousand LMD? Ansor's performance has been a bit poor lately~"

Although he wasn't a research enthusiast when playing Arknights in his previous life, skipping nine out of ten events and not thinking much about the battles he couldn't beat, he would just look up guides and copy their strategies. Later on, he was even possessed by the rabbit head and only had eyes for large and super large cup operators. However, he was still quite familiar with the little rabbit Bai Xun who appeared in the recruitment every day.

Bai Xun noticed An Suo's little pickpocket's actions the moment they bumped into each other.

However, he didn't point it out, but instead took the opportunity to swap wallets with An Suo... anyway, he didn't have any money in his wallet.

This is truly a gift from nature.

In a cheerful mood, Bai Xun stuffed all the small amount of money he had secretly obtained into his pocket and set off again, humming a pleasant tune.

Bai Xun's agency is located in a slum. Although it's a bit remote, probably outside the 15th ring road of Lungmen City, the land price here is cheap! For the same price, you could barely afford a toilet in Lungmen City, so it's better to buy a two-story house in the slum to live in.

Pushing open the office door and entering the living room, the first thing you see is the calligraphy "Man has his own principles" hanging above the wall. However, since Terra doesn't seem to write from right to left, it might look a bit strange.

Behind the desk hangs a traditional Chinese ink painting of a small mountain village. This painting was an antique that Bai Xun found while traveling in the Great Yan region. Although it was not by any master or giant, the brushstrokes of the painting are full of charm and are naturally perfect. It is quite nice to hang it here to make a good impression.

Bai Xun took out his diary from the drawer and left new handwriting in Chinese.

November 14, 1094, sunny

Nothing much to do today, so I'll enjoy some tea and listen to audiobooks.

Having received a friendly gift from Anso, I have 1145 LMD. The agency's renovations are complete, and we can officially open tomorrow.

Just as Bai Xun picked up his pen to write this, a semi-transparent panel appeared before his eyes accompanied by a notification sound.

【Ding! 】

[Host detected activating main storyline; Dimensional Agency officially open for business!]

Bai Xun: "Hmm?"

"Ok!"

Holy crap, it's dead!

............

New author, new book, a fresh-faced newbie splashing around (plop plop~)

Chapter 2 The Twelve Talismans Give Ah Quan a Home

Holy crap, it's dead!

Bai Xun was overjoyed and, without saying a word, threw the diary in his hand into the trash can.

With all these cheat codes, who would still keep a diary? And what's written in a diary can't possibly be what's on their mind!

He didn't want future time travelers to unearth his diary, filled with entries about Blood Demon, Sarkaz, Draco, dragons, Sarkaz, Felin, Caster, Agor... "How delicious!"

Bai Xun, who had originally planned to live a life of leisure in Lungmen, suddenly became interested and continued to study this long-awaited cheat.

"Hang it up!"

This system serves as an auxiliary system for the Dimensional Agency, aiming to help the host manage the agency effectively and receive guests from all dimensions.

[The agency has become one of the nodes connecting all worlds. Guests from any world may come here. Please treat your guests well and you will receive special rewards for completing their requests.]

[Currently located in Terra. Guests from this world have a higher chance of visiting the agency.]

[Great! It's not Holy Terra! We're saved!]

Upon seeing the last line of text on the panel, Bai Xun couldn't help but feel a little puzzled.

"What, you've been to Holy Terra?"

The previous host's agency was located in the world of Holy Terra.

"!"

Bai Xun was startled, but the text on the panel continued to appear.

[The last commission the previous host accepted was to help a burly, yellow-haired man sit on the Golden Throne for a year... and the result was that you, host, became the new boss of the Dimensional Agency.]

Bai Xun: "6"

It seems that even with a system, one can't be too reckless, and one can't blindly accept every commission; one still has to act within one's capabilities.

[To ensure the host has a certain level of self-defense capability, we are now distributing newbie gift packs. Please choose one of the following three newbie gift packs. Subsequent enhancements will change based on this choice.]

[Deduct 1 to receive 1 random twelve talismans]

[Deduct 2 to receive a random Divine Eye*1]

[Debit 3 to receive a random magical girl transformation device*1]

[Deduct 4 to revive the prison and receive unlimited refills of iced tea!]

"Fuck, 11111111!"

Although she didn't know why there were four options when it was supposed to be a three-choice question, Bai Xun still blindly chose option 1.

Of the twelve talismans, apart from the Tiger, Sheep, Snake, and Pig which are not very useful, the others are all super-powerful monsters with amazing mechanics. If you draw a Horse Talisman, you might be able to transform into a Bounty Envoy and clear Terra on the spot.

Hey, watch me use the Horse Talisman to humiliate that Originium Disease patient! The Horse Talisman unleashes the power of 990,000 horses—the Compassionate Savior Hand!

Come, come, come, you poor wretches, you weak lives, all shall be subdued under my horse talisman!

Under Bai Xun's expectant gaze, a talisman appeared out of thin air and fell into his hand.

It is engraved with yin-yang black and white tiger stripes.

[Item: Tiger Talisman]

One of the twelve talismans, the Power of Balance - Yin-Yang Twin Tigers: Representing the balance of Yin and Yang, it possesses the magical power of the tiger to balance conflicting forces, capable of balancing or separating Yin and Yang.

"Damn, who left this here?"