Don't use yourself as payment for the commission!

Looking at the Tiger Talisman in his hand, which was arguably one of the most useless of the twelve talismans, Bai Xun instantly collapsed onto the stool, feeling utterly powerless, and sighed helplessly.

"I fantasized again, fantasizing about drawing the Horse Charm that can cure all diseases and save Terra from the Oripathy humiliation; fantasizing about drawing the Dog Charm that grants immortality; fantasizing about drawing the Rat Charm that can conjure life..."

[Manager, we have customers! Time to greet them!]

As the panel prompted, a gleaming silver-white door appeared out of thin air in the living room, prompting Bai Xun to quickly get up and look at the slowly opening silver-white door.

"What guest? That's God!"

The one who can give you commission fees and card draw chances, isn't that God?

Before Bai Xun's expectant gaze appeared a white-haired girl slurping instant noodles.

With white hair and golden eyes, she wore a blue and white swimsuit, and behind her floated a pair of extremely special wings—on the left were clear flowing water ice crystals, and on the right were three azure parasols.

The girl's face appeared cold and noble at first glance, but the way she held the instant noodles and her bewildered expression added a touch of silliness to her appearance.

"what?"

Like an elf emerging from a clear spring, the girl instinctively slurped up another mouthful of instant noodles, then quickly wiped her mouth with her sleeve. Her bright golden, inverted cross-shaped eyes instantly made her expression arrogant.

"Human, who are you, and where is this place?"

Oh, it's an acquaintance.

The white-haired girl's unusual appearance, carrying a bowl of instant noodles, made Bai Xun instantly recognize her identity—the Sky Spirit... no, the Spring Spirit!

Kiana in form 9, the active counterpart of the Herrscher of the Void, is a super homebody like Yuuka. Besides staying at home eating instant noodles, she is responsible for being embarrassed and humiliated in the event story. She is roughly equivalent to a triple idiot war god of Aqua, Cirno, and Paramecium.

Great! It's A-Quan! We're saved!

"Welcome to the Dimensional Agency. I am Bai Xun, the owner here. Power, life, unfulfilled wishes—as long as the payment is right, I will complete any request for you."

Wow, is that amazing?

The spring spirit instantly revealed its true form, its bright golden eyes sparkling with excitement. Through its swimsuit, it pinched its tummy and looked at Bai Xun with anticipation.

"Can you make these two pounds of fat on my belly disappear?"

Bai Xun: "......"

As expected of A-Quan, he easily made such an incredible request.

"So, what about the reward, A-Quan? What is the reward?"

Not even realizing the issue of how Hakuxun addressed her, the Spring Spirit replied almost instinctively.

"Um, you'll pay me with these two pounds of my fat?"

"Turn around and walk through the door you came from, and you'll return to your original world. Goodbye."

Bai Xun decisively chose to send the guest away. Such a frivolous request did not even meet the standards of the commission. It was truly his problem to have expectations for this A-Quan, whose intelligence was even lower than Kiana's.

"No! I have no home to go back to, no home!"

The Spring Spirit slammed her instant noodles on the table and shouted hurriedly,

"Two wicked little devils, one pink and one blue, just came to my house and stole all my food. They almost blew my house up! Without food, this place isn't home anymore!"

The spirit of the spring was furious at the thought of the despicable acts of those two inherently evil little devils.

Do these two little devils know how difficult it is to order takeout in Quantum Sea? They've ruined all the food I painstakingly stocked up on, and even stole my game console! How am I supposed to survive?

Suddenly, the spirit of the spring had a flash of inspiration, its extraordinary wisdom instantly activated, and it began to examine Bai Xun's two-story building.

"Your house is quite big!"

Bai Xun: "Hmm?"

Do you have internet here?

The spirit of the spring continued to ask, "Is ordering takeout convenient?"

"With city-wide internet access, it's quite convenient to order takeout since it's not far from the city center."

Upon hearing Bai Xun's answer, the Spring Spirit nodded in satisfaction, then resumed her noble and aloof expression, speaking in a unique tone that seemed to carry a mysterious echo.

"Humans, I am the noble embodiment of nature—the spirit of the spring. I propose a pact with you—I wish to transform this place into my divine kingdom, where I will reside on the boundary line and look down upon the changes and flows of all things in the world."

As a reward, I will bestow upon you the honor of serving by my side.

"So you're saying you want to eat and drink at my house for free?"

No way, goodbye!

The spring spirit, somewhat embarrassed by Bai Xun's words, quickly waved its hands and exclaimed,

"No way! I'm easy to take care of. All I need is instant noodles, takeout, and internet! And I'll pay the rent!"

As she spoke, the Spring Spirit directly plucked the Void Umbrella that was floating behind her and handed it to Bai Xun.

"Here, is this enough?"

[Triggering the quest: [Give A-Quan a home]]

[Client Introduction: The spirit of the spring, having lost its home, plans to move into your house, eat your instant noodles, and use your internet fees. It's like raising a useless college student who spends all day in their dorm playing games and having food brought to them.]

[Compensation: Umbrella of the Void (provided by the client); 1 chance to win a prize]

Weapon: Umbrella of the Void

Description: Formed from the power of the Spring Spirit, it possesses a certain spatial ability and can be used as a weapon or shield. It can also activate the spatial power within the Void Umbrella to instantly teleport to the location of the Void Umbrella.

That's great, kids, it's Flying Thunder God!

Bai Xun originally wanted to refuse, but she was offering just too much!

"On another note, Your Excellency Spring Spirit, your sincerity has touched me. I've wanted a roommate for a long time now. I can't even imagine that we can order food together and not have to wait!"

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Chapter 3 Chen: You born evil blood demon brat, I'll deal with you—

[Completing the first commission will unlock subsequent beginner enhancements [1 additional draw chance from the Twelve Talismans Limited Card Pool]]

Alright, looks like I can draw the talisman a second time! I'm sure I'll get something good the second time!

As long as you work hard, your future will definitely get sweeter and sweeter!

Bai Xun once again fantasized about his wonderful future, where he could easily revive his anime waifu figurines by simply drawing the Rat Talisman... Wait, there seems to already be one in front of him.

"Huh? Human, why are you looking at me like that?"

The spring spirit, who was holding a cup of noodles and drinking soup, noticed Bai Xun's gaze and frowned slightly in confusion.

That silly look perfectly embodies the essence of a seemingly foolish yet wise person.

"It's nothing, Ah Quan, you're so good-looking I couldn't help but stare at you."

After casually giving the Spring Spirit a perfunctory answer, Bai Xun stood up, stretched, and looked at the white-haired girl in front of him. He felt that he needed to go out again.

"Ah Quan, don't move around here. I'll go buy you some Aurunji and daily necessities."

There's one bedroom on the second floor that's mine; you can choose either of the other two empty rooms.

First, we need to buy some daily necessities for the Spring Spirit, such as instant noodles, cup noodles, and instant noodles.

Another reason is...

"Humans, they're pretty good at getting things done~"

Upon hearing that Bai Xun was going out to buy things to offer as tribute, the Spring Spirit raised its white head with considerable satisfaction and nodded slightly.

Her proudly raised neck revealed a beautiful, swan-like curve, while her even more alluring, slender collarbone didn't hold much appeal for Bai Xun.

It would be a waste not to take a bite of this neck and lick and suck it carefully.

The literal description of the beauty was so alluring that Bai Xun was practically consumed by a crimson thirst.

"Alright, then I will rebuild my divine kingdom."

The spring spirit didn't notice Bai Xun's strange look and waved her little hand as she walked upstairs.

But just as they rounded the corner of the stairs, the spring spirit turned back and poked its little head out to look at Bai Xun.

"One more thing, humans, what's the Wi-Fi password?"

"114514."

After the Spring Spirit withdrew its head, Bai Xun looked at the remaining draw count displayed on his panel and decisively chose to start drawing.

Damn it! Bai Xun never had the habit of saving up gems in all the time she played the second game in her past life. She would draw as many as she could, and if she ran out of gems, she would just spend money!

Money can be earned back, but once the limited-time pool is gone, it's truly gone!

"My turn, draw a card!"

As Bai Xun shouted, the panel in front of him began to fluctuate violently, and finally a white light fell into the void.

After the blinding white light dissipated, Bai Xun finally saw clearly what she had drawn.

That's...that's...a fucking electric wheelchair!

Vehicle: King Gigi's electric wheelchair

Introduction: It is said to be the throne of a king from a distant world, and the electric wheelchair with unlimited energy and a speed of 80 miles per hour will give you an unexpected surprise!

P.S.: You need to shout "Sprint, sprint, go!" when starting.

"Holy crap, it's Stick Bro!"

Bai Xun was completely dumbfounded.

He originally thought that the newbie gift pack with the 4-point resurrection prison was just an exception, but now he realized that his cheat code seemed to be quite abstract to begin with.

I wouldn't be surprised if I drew the Elbow Strike Advanced Combat Record and learned Black Flash Elbow White Strike next time.

Bai Xun, who had already planned to go out, couldn't sit still after getting the new toy. She pushed her electric wheelchair out onto the street, buying some things and foraging for food within the legal boundaries of Lungmen.

"Let's go to Penguin Logistics for croissants!"

These days, even blood demons have to abide by the law to suck blood.

What era are we living in that people are still using traditional methods to suck blood!

Having determined their destination, Bai Xun adjusted to her new ride, gripped the armrest, and shouted excitedly.

“Sprint, sprint, sprint!”

The fully powered electric wheelchair instantly transformed into a streak of light and sped away, rapidly traversing the streets and alleys of Longmen under Bai Xun's superb driving skills, attracting countless astonished glances from passersby.

Just a dozen seconds after Bai Xun went out to race in his wheelchair and the living room returned to silence, a slender and elegant azure dragon tail slowly emerged from the ink painting, rolling up the diary that Bai Xun had thrown away and pulling it into the scroll.

...........................................

Lungmen, Imperial Guard Bureau.

"Tencent Logistics, those bastards, have accumulated another twenty fines!"

The blonde, blue-eyed film girl looked at the stack of parking tickets piled on her desk, her expression one of utter helplessness.

Swire, a well-known wealthy woman in Lungmen, gave up returning home to inherit her trillion-dollar fortune for some special reasons and instead became a police officer in the Guard Bureau.

"You know those guys, they're only getting 20 tickets a month when they're considered well-behaved."

Sitting opposite Swire was a smartly dressed woman with blue hair and red eyes, and dragon horns.

The dragon girl's name is Chen Huijie. She is Swire's colleague and a rising star in the Guard Bureau.

Her face was beautiful, and beneath her indigo-blue Guardian uniform was a pristine white fitted blouse. The orange tie contrasted sharply with the white shirt, drawing attention even more to the dragon girl's shapely figure, which made the tie sink into it.

"Penguin Logistics once set a record of 36 fines in one month... God knows why the authorities haven't shut it down yet."

"Never mind, I'll go deliver the tickets to them first."

Swire stuffed the stack of parking tickets into her expensive handbag and got up to leave, but saw Chen Huijie waving goodbye to her while drinking water.

They appear to be a pair of colleagues with a very good relationship.

It would be even better if Chen's water cup didn't have a big, upright middle finger printed on the bottom.

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