The Azure Sea is not a warrior with ripped clothes.

"Hey! You scoundrel, is this the time for gossip?"

"Feel sorry!"

With his hands clasped together and a deep bow, Miyazawa Yu stared earnestly at Imamura Kohei and said solemnly, "I really am curious!"

"Curious my foot!"

"Hmm... well, I'll tell you then, you were originally my target~"

Straightening her body, Yoshihara Aina pointed a finger at Miyazawa Yu's nose, but then slid it down to her chest.

"However, although you're good-looking, you're a bit too big! I don't like it!"

"Many thanks!"

Unexpectedly, he had something to do with it, but thankfully it had a good ending, for which Miyazawa Yu quickly bowed deeply in gratitude.

"And what about Kohei? Why do you like him?"

When Kitahara Iori leaned in to ask a question, he already had a vague idea of ​​the answer from Aina's description of Yu, but he still wanted to get confirmation.

"I like him... of course I like him, because he's handsome enough!"

"...What a superficial reason!"

As expected, Iori and Yu both showed expressions of disdain, while also considering whether to give Kohei a couple of friendly punches.

After all, having this handsome guy around is really affecting their chances of a wonderful college romance!

Chapter 57 The Starting Point of Aina's Pab Transformation

"Just because of this, such a simple reason!?"

With his arms outstretched against the wall, Kohei Imamura was utterly dumbfounded when he heard the reason why the Corpse Beast was hunting him.

Without any emotional foundation, and without having even spoken a word to each other before, why would someone confess their feelings simply because of their looks?

While I'm honored, as a girl, this Corpse-Makeup Beast is really unbecoming!

Even in a visual novel, players wouldn't buy into this level of pay-to-win tactics!

"Hmm~ Aren't there a lot of handsome guys in those Tinker Bell guys? That's why I joined!"

With her chest puffed out and hands on her hips, Yoshihara Mana swayed unabashedly and continued, "After all, finding a handsome boyfriend means you'll find happiness, right?"

"I dream of the rosy college campus life depicted in books!"

"Oh! You know a lot!"

"That's right. What kind of talk is it to drink all day long? If you don't date in college, are you going to use that time to study?"

It's fair to say that he felt the same way. Although it was a controversial statement, Miyazawa Yu still gave Mana a high degree of recognition!

After all, he spends all his time with his seniors now, and his life is far from the Crystal Palace he had imagined, so he has some resentment in it!

"Right! But..."

Upon finding a like-minded person, Yoshihara Mana became excited, but then a wave of sadness welled up in her eyes.

"Tell me—please—tell me why I keep failing! Waaaaaah!"

"Ugh... Is this considered drunken tantrums?"

"Ugh, a drunken monster, Shuten-dōji?"

Sweating profusely, Kitahara Iori initially wanted to keep his distance from Yoshihara Mana, who was now drunk and crying uncontrollably, but the loneliness she subtly revealed touched him.

He grabbed Kohei, who was terrified of the school police coming and was about to run away, and carefully took the finger that Miyazawa Yu handed him and brought it close to his own.

"That...tears and makeup?"

"Ugh... I tried my best, didn't I? I really tried my best, didn't I?"

"Uh-oh."

"I really tried hard, but in the opposite direction."

They exchanged a glance. Miyazawa Yu couldn't understand how drawing himself to look like a zombie would help his rosy school life, so he could only give a perfunctory reply.

"I not only taught myself makeup, but I also bought clothes I don't usually wear..."

Yoshihara Aina's sobs gradually subsided, and were replaced by a furious roar to the sky.

"I'm trying my best to cooperate with everyone! What's going on! I'm being forced to drink after all this! This kind of thing is never shown in movies or TV dramas!"

"Did this person learn their common sense from movies?"

"yes……"

"But why do people still treat me like a fool—"

After shouting the final explosive sound, Yoshihara Mana was overcome with grief again and simply lay down on the ground and cried, smearing her makeup onto her sleeves.

Hearing him say that, Miyazawa Yu roughly understood what had happened.

It's just a common problem with female comedians: they're not stupid, but in order to get along with their friends, they end up being genuinely treated like fools and teased by everyone.

This situation can cause significant psychological harm and can be seen as a form of covert bullying or betrayal.

"But if you don't like it, you don't have to dress like that, right?"

"It's normal for flashy things to be made a joke..."

They exchanged a glance, unsure how to comfort Yoshihara Aina. Kitahara Iori and Imamura Kohei could only try to make Aina realize her mistake.

Upon hearing this, Yoshihara Mana immediately grinned and loudly retorted, "Nonsense! Everyone said I was cute from the start!"

"No way! They're clearly mocking you!"

"You've been tricked. They never considered you a friend in the first place, so naturally they won't respect the laughs you get from sacrificing yourself."

"Uh--"

After Miyazawa Yu made up his mind to bring things to the forefront, Yoshihara Mana's entire face turned into a completely bewildered expression, making her look even more like a corpse.

"Hey! Yu, that's too sharp!"

Seeing that Aina had completely lost her spirit, Kitahara Iori punched Miyazawa Yu, knocking him to the ground and teaching him a lesson.

Kohei Imamura stepped forward, hesitatingly offering words of comfort: "Um...did you get hurt? Yu isn't very good at talking, we'll definitely teach him a lesson!"

"...It's okay, I understand what he's saying."

As Yoshihara Aina lowered her head and counted the empty beer cans she had drunk, tears gradually filled her eyes.

But this time she didn't deceive herself. How could a friend repeatedly urge someone to drink when they knew the person couldn't handle it? (Iori: Isn't that how it is in the Pab Club?)

So the final answer is actually only one, but she's been unwilling to accept it since the start of the semester, and—

"At first, I didn't think it was a big deal to be the butt of jokes, as long as we could get along well."

"Ah, that's it."

"But in the end, won't you just become the one being bullied?"

"Yu! Shut up!"

Despite Iori pulling her face up, Miyazawa Yu still insisted, "Morizawa, we want to know what happened!"

"!"

She looked up and glanced at the three people who had just been vehemently rejecting her, but Yoshihara Mana saw no hint of mockery in them; instead, each of them looked extremely serious.

"Those people at the after-party of the beauty pageant..."

Her long, stained nails scraped against the ground, leaving ten faint lines. She forced back a sob and mumbled, "【We've laughed enough, you can go back now!】 That's what they said!"

"..."

His brows were deeply lowered. If Miyazawa Yu's previous statement about burying people was just a joke...

Now, including him, all three of them had sweaty palms and were eagerly considering whether humans could cultivate crops.

"Thank you all. I really shouldn't have forced myself to change..."

Completely deflated, Yoshihara Aina shrugged and said self-deprecatingly, "In the end, I can't do anything right, and whatever I do gets me laughed at. I'm just a laughing stock for those guys..."

"You monster..."

"what are you saying?"

For once, Kitahara Iori became serious, crossing her arms and saying earnestly, "In this world, there is no one who can only laugh at them without being laughed at in return!"

"but……"

"No buts!"

With a flick of his finger, the Pab talent hidden in his bloodline awakened, and he said loudly, "Just you wait! I'll show you something fun."

"That's right, after all, we always felt that TinkerBell was a bit too arrogant. Clearly, only Pab can stand out from the crowd!"

"Yes! There's no reason not to do our part!"

Miyazawa Yu and Imamura Kohei grinned and bumped fists with Iori, then the three O-men gathered together to discuss their next plan.

Adhering to Pab's consistent style, coupled with Iori's genius-level cunning, their smiles quickly spread to the corners of their mouths.

Just standing to the side, Yoshihara Aina felt a chill run down her spine; her biological instincts warned her to stay away from these three beasts in human clothing!

But... they're the only ones on my side.

She secretly compared him to the scumbag student council president Kudo, who used her and then discarded her; Iori, though his smile was lewd, was at least somewhat human.

"Um...do you need my help? I can be an infiltrator!"

For some reason, she felt an itch to help, and Yoshihara Mana squatted down beside her, wondering if she could be of any assistance.

"No, no, no! How can we trouble a girl to do it? Just wait and see! Right, Yu!"

"That's right! Don't worry, Iori is shameless! He'll definitely make you satisfied!"

"I really don't want to be said that by you."

"Ha ha ha ha!!!"

[Phallic] Half an hour ago, a terrifying laugh echoed through the dark corridor, the conspiracy of which was almost overflowing!

Chapter 58 He's a boy!

On the stage of phallic performances, under the spotlight is the magnificent latissimus dorsi muscle, built up with countless muscle fibers.

As the rugby player tensed his muscles, his bulging trapezius and biceps instantly drew cheers from the audience!

"Very good! Really strong!"

"Such well-defined muscles are a rare sight!"

"Hahahaha!"

Looking at the familiar faces who were very popular on stage, Shinji Tokita laughed and handed a beer to the president of the rugby club, jokingly saying, "Hey guys, do you always confuse the penis with the bodybuilding competition? Isn't a new 'Hard Penis' competition enough?"

"You still have the right to talk about us!"

The disproportionately large, bald president, clutching a small aluminum can, also complained, "I really don't know who's the one who turns the venue into a striptease every year!"

"Oh! You can rest assured about that, because we've recruited some truly handsome men this year!"

"I know! It's that blond guy who can hold his liquor~ How about we borrow him for the next orientation?"

"Don't even think about it! Hey, Azusa~"

He awkwardly nudged the purple-haired beauty beside him, and as he watched the burly man leaving the stage, he couldn't suppress the wicked smile on his face.

"Alright! Next up is Mr. Kudo, the president of the TinkerBell club! Let's give him a warm welcome!"

"Waaaaaah!! Kudo-san!"

It has to be said that TinkerBell truly deserves its reputation as the club with the most handsome men.

As the black-skinned Kudo walked onto the stage, all the boys who had been cheering suddenly wore an unhappy expression.

On the contrary, the girls who looked down on the muscular man had a collective orgasm, and their screams would have shaken off two tiles if there hadn't been a roof.

"Wow, you're really popular! What are you guys planning to do?"

With an expression that said, "As expected," the bald president of the rugby club had only participated with a casual attitude, so his mindset was naturally very calm.

However, Pab was here for the bonus, so he glanced sideways, wondering if these guys who liked to be so open had any secret weapons.