The Azure Sea is not a warrior with ripped clothes.

"Of course! Our lovely junior has prepared a great performance!"

"enjoy it!"

"Ha, this probably isn't a good thing."

As one of the top clubs in the "Most Hated Clubs by Girls" list, along with the Pab Club, the bald president of the rugby club knows his old friend's personality inside and out.

Every time they say "Watch closely!" or "Get ready to enjoy," they're guaranteed to serve up an absolutely abstract feast.

That being the case...

After setting up the camera borrowed from his girlfriend's photography club, the equally tacitly understanding members of the rugby club—one with hair—gave their thumbs-up to their bald president!

"Sigh~ there's not much to introduce, we're all guys..."

On stage, President Kudo's performance continued, despite his deep contempt for Pab, a perverted club.

However, as a third-year student, he had already heard about the Pab Club's abstract deeds and was naturally on guard!

He's currently talking nonsense to stall for time, but in reality, he's constantly glancing around the venue, looking for the location of the Pab members.

As far as he knew, the two skinny perverts who were supposed to bury people this morning seemed to have both participated in the "phallus" activity, so they were definitely waiting behind him to go on stage, so he had to be careful of being betrayed!

As for his peers, Ryujiro Kotobuki and Shinji Tokita, they were both in the audience, with their target, Azusa Hamaoka, sitting next to them.

So now the only variable is...

"Wow! Kudo!"

"The president is so handsome!"

"We can easily win the championship this year too!"

"No, no, no, everyone has a chance to do this..."

He turned and walked away with a fake smile, but unfortunately he never found the exceptionally handsome but muscular man. Was he too drunk to come?

The more I thought about it, the more likely it seemed. After all, even if the number of people from the Pab department was significantly reduced by half, they were probably all drunk and sleeping in some classroom!

"Heh~ I really overestimated you guys..."

As he brushed past the blond-haired guy sent by the Pab Department, President Kudo nodded and chuckled self-deprecatingly, while simultaneously issuing a contemptuous sneer at his enemy.

"..."

However, Kohei Imamura remained completely unmoved and showed no reaction whatsoever.

There were just too many spectators in front of him! As a complete otaku, he had never seen anything like it before!

To avoid appearing inexperienced, he could only keep repeating in his mind, "This is just a pumpkin patch!", forcing himself to treat everyone in the audience as pumpkins.

As for the pumpkins we just passed by, they were just slightly darker in color!

"I'm Kohei Imamura from the diving department. Nice to meet you!"

Wow! Handsome boy! But why is he wearing a uniform?

"It's so exquisite. Isn't Pab Club supposed to be a company full of O-type idiots?"

Although Miyazawa Yu and Kitahara Iori didn't want to admit it, if you only look at appearances, the melancholic pretty boy like Imamura Kohei is indeed more popular in college!

This can be seen from the attitude of the girls in the audience.

"Then please introduce yourself..."

Ignoring the host who handed him the microphone, Kohei Imamura stood expressionless at the edge of the stage.

"that--"

"Hamaoka Azusa-senpai!"

He closed his eyes, bowed his head deeply, mustered his strength, stretched out his hand, and shouted, "Forget about President Kudo of TinkerBell! Go out with me!!"

[Wow!! Kohei actually chose to confess on stage! That was amazing!]

"So that's the farce they came up with."

How should I answer that?

Although they were not in the same place, Kudo Kuro was indeed thinking about the above questions.

Trying to increase their chances of winning by creating a big scandal, even going so far as to use their own name without permission? That's definitely the kind of atmosphere the Pab club should have, but...

I glanced at Hamaoka Azusa, who was still hesitating with her head down—it seemed that the group hadn't coordinated their plans properly.

Was it a spur-of-the-moment decision? Then don't blame him for stealing her away!

Thinking of this, Kudo, with his black skin, grinned coldly and stepped forward to reach out to his prey.

"No! Please go out with me!"

[Oh my god! Even President Kudo confessed?! This is unprecedented! I'm so excited!]

With a burning passion for gossip ignited in his eyes, the host exaggeratedly tilted his head back and let out a long howl.

He immediately disregarded the competition rules and seamlessly transitioned into a witness, pointing his finger at the unprecedented scene of the Minotaur.

So... who will she choose?

She looked up slightly, as if she were being held against a wall. Hamaoka Azusa's bangs covered her eyes, and she was too "shy" to show her whole face.

Her shoulders hunched inward, a testament to her turbulent emotions. Finally, she reached out a hand and grasped... the dark-skinned Kudo!

The entire venue fell silent. The host, standing to the side, opened his mouth wide, took a deep breath, and then shouted the result to the entire audience!

[It's President Kudo! This beautiful lady ultimately chose President Kudo! Let's wish them both a happy marriage! Oh my god!]

"Aaaaaah! No! President Kudo! My President Kudo!"

"There's nothing I can do but offer my blessings... Why am I crying!"

"Waaaaah... President Kudo, you must be happy!"

The scene was filled with cries of anguish. Kudo, the dark-skinned man, did a good job of putting on a show; at least Yoshihara Aina, hiding behind the curtain, felt terrible listening to it.

A jerk who uses girls and then throws them away can still have so many fans, while he himself has never been liked by anyone...

"Regret it?"

"No... I just feel sorry for them."

"No matter how well you do the superficial work, it can't hide the core issues. Isn't it lucky that Aina realized this?"

Smiling and giving a thumbs up, Yoshihara Mana blushed and quickly patted her cheeks, looking at the pretty girl Iori in women's clothing.

"Alright, let's watch the show unfold!"

"Ok!"

On the other side of the stage, Kudo himself was also a little confused. After all, Hamaoka Azusa was a member of the Pab Club, so it was strange that he chose her instead of that blond guy.

However, what's done is done, and the people in the Pab department can't cause any trouble!

Thinking of this, he straightened up, looked at Imamura Kohei who was frozen in place, shook his head apologetically, and said sarcastically, "I'm sorry things turned out this way, it's all because of you, Hajime Hajime—"

"But everyone's standards are different~ You'll find your perfect match!"

"You said... different levels, pfft... the right person for me."

His shoulders were shaking uncontrollably, and Kohei Imamura couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"!!!"

Completely petrified, seeing the blond-haired man's expression, Kudo instantly realized something was wrong and immediately tried to back away.

However, Hamaoka Azusa's hand held him tightly in place, and no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't move away even half a step!

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Unable to bear it any longer, Hamaoka Azusa, sitting in the audience, reached out and grabbed her purple hair, ripping it all off.

"Hahahaha!!!"

Grabbing Kudo's hand, Miyazawa Yu jumped onto the stage. While making a funny face, he exerted all his strength, causing the clothes he was wearing, which were sponsored by Hamaoka Azusa, and the sportswear underneath to shatter into pieces at the same time.

Instantly, a wave of muscular masculinity swept through the entire venue, and the pure black briefs were truly eye-catching!

"!?"

His brain went blank, and as he stared at the grotesque O-man before him, the dark-skinned Kudo's pupils instantly shrank to their smallest size.

To be honest, he felt like his vision had been violently assaulted.

What made him even more desperate was that he had no ability to resist the other man's real muscles and could only helplessly be pulled into his arms and sandwiched between his pectoral muscles.

Then, I watched helplessly as Miyazawa Yu grabbed the microphone from the host and loudly proclaimed a declaration of independence to the entire audience.

"It's a pity! I'm a boy! But I will definitely make Kudo happy!"

Chapter 59 We've laughed enough, you can leave now!

"Oh my! I never imagined that I, your humble servant, would be such a perfect match for the unparalleled President Kudo!"

When Yu Miyazawa, supporting her hips, struck a seductive pose and shyly boasted, how could any of the male friends in the room not realize what was happening?

Although this play can no longer be described as vulgar, that's how people who enjoy themselves are—as long as the situation is funny enough, morals and such can be put aside!

"Oh my god! May President Kudo and his wife live a long and happy life together!"

"This is the kind of plot I wanted to see! Awesome!"

"Hurry up and take that kid Kudo to the hotel next to the school!"

Everyone stood up, and amidst the cheers, Kudo's struggles and wails were completely drowned out until another voice entered their ears.

"No! I don't agree!"

Knowing it was her turn to act, Kitahara Iori smiled at Mana, then grabbed the microphone and rushed out, sliding in to catch Kudo's legs.

"Didn't Kudo-senpai already promise to be together forever and never separate? Why are you with this guy?"

"Ha, how ridiculous! Kudo has already taken my hand and confessed his feelings to me. Of course, we are a better match!"

Unwilling to give in the slightest, Miyazawa Yu tightly hugged the upper body of the dark-skinned Kudo, rendering him temporarily unable to speak, let alone ask for help or refute!

"Oh—it's a strange lady! The strange lady and this... gentleman are fighting over it!"

Having lived most of my life, I've never seen anything so outrageous. I never expected there to be such a master. The host's chin hit the ground as he held the microphone.

But the male audience members didn't care; the more chaotic the situation, the happier they were, and they immediately started clamoring for Kudo Kudo to run again.

The girls were collectively enraged and began accusing him of having affairs.

Helpless, Kudo could only watch blankly as his reputation plummeted from its peak to its lowest point, his face gradually filled with terror.

"Wait a moment!"

Just when he was in complete despair and preparing for social death, Kohei Imamura, who was laughing so hard that his facial muscles were twitching, finally remembered the plot and stepped forward.

Reaching out between the two squabbling bastards, he suppressed a laugh, pondered for a moment, and said, "Since you both claim Kudo as yours, how about I saw him in half? You can each have half, how about that?"

"???"

Seeing the yellow-haired guy pull out the saw blade from under his clothes, the black-skinned Kudo was completely stunned.

This was premeditated! This must have been a long-planned conspiracy; they even prepared all the props so meticulously! What are these bastards up to?!

"Hmph~ Since Kohei has said so, then let's do it this way!"

Reluctantly turning his head away, Miyazawa Yu recited his lines and raised his hand to expose Kudo's entire belly to the saw blade.

Just as Kohei Imamura was about to perform a magic trick with a saw, Iori Kitahara couldn't bear it and covered her face, bursting into tears.

"No way! We truly love each other. In that case, I'll abstain. Kudo will be given to this gentleman!"

"What! Are you sure you want to do this?"

Kneeling down to hold Iori's hand, Kohei Imamura earnestly reminded her, "This is President Kudo! The handsome president of TinkerBell!"

"Yes! I'm sure..."

Looking up, Kitahara Iori's makeup was done by Nanaka when her father dragged her back to the shop. Now, facing the audience, her poignant smile actually had a heartbreaking beauty!

"After all, the president and I are truly in love!"

"???"

Completely bewildered, Kudo was 100% certain that he didn't recognize the woman in front of him, and that she definitely had some connection to Pabbe.