The Azure Sea is not a warrior with ripped clothes.

Ignoring Yuu for the moment, Iori lowered her head again, trying to gain a bit of sympathy from the hesitant Azusa-senpai.

"Seriously... My friends are all upperclassmen now! Haven't you ever thought about going to find Chisa?"

"About that..."

Kohei Imamura helplessly looked up and winked at Iori, who immediately ran to Chisa and pleaded with her hands clasped together, "Chisa! Please help me!"

"Go die twenty thousand times!!"

As expected, she was rejected like trash. Iori then slid down to her knees and stopped steadily in front of Hamaoka Azusa, explaining, "That's right, she's been in a bad mood these past few days!"

"As you can see, among the women we know, only Senior Sister Zi is left!"

"There's really nothing I can do about it."

With a sigh, Hamaoka Azusa knew that the guys who joined the Pab Club usually didn't have much luck with women, and luckily, she had a suitable candidate in her hands right now!

However, she couldn't do her favor for nothing, or she might be driven crazy by those two little rascals!

"Okay, if you agree to one condition, I'll find you someone who can organize a social event!"

"Really!"

"Arigato! We're willing to do anything!"

Moved, Kitahara Iori looked up and made a promise, when Hamaoka Azusa hooked her arm around his neck and whispered something.

"In that case, Iori, you will continue to pretend to be Chisa's boyfriend until she is satisfied!"

"Huh? Why? What does Senior Azusa mean by this condition?"

Completely bewildered, what kind of request was this? Why would Azusa-senpai want him to continue being Chisa's boyfriend? What benefit would that bring her?

"Hmm—why? Ah! Yu, you're back? Did you find the person? Senior can help you!"

With a cunning cat's mouth, Hamaoka Azusa looked at Chisa, only to see Miyazawa Yu following Nanaka out of the kitchen with drinks.

"Huh? Iori, you two are really incompetent. In the end, it even came down to Azusa-senpai?"

Tilting his head, Miyazawa Yu placed the drinks he needed to restock in the freezer, then turned and cast a disdainful glance at the two kneeling half-O men.

Although he did say he would use his girlfriend to organize a social event for those bastards, how could he possibly ask Nana-chan for such a thing!

Isn't this a blatant sign of infidelity?! A truly wise and discerning woman would avoid options that reek of violence!

It's just a casual get-together; I can just find a couple of pretty girls. I can't let my friends walk into the lion's den. Those jerks probably won't be able to tell my age or anything.

"Ha! What are you talking about, Yu! Are you bragging about how you can find girls?! Kohei, tape!"

"learn!"

He's locked up! And Kohei even had several layers of tape wrapped around his mouth with a sinister grin. Maybe this is what they mean by "trouble comes from the mouth"...

"Woooooooo..."

Shaking his head slightly, Miyazawa Yu looked at the two single guys with a pitying gaze—forget it, there's no point in talking to an O-man with such poor interpersonal skills!

"What should I do... This guy's gaze is still making me uncomfortable, should I cover it up!"

"No, no, no! Let's just blind them."

Feeling her dignity trampled upon, Kitahara Iori, biting her finger, began loudly plotting "a hundred ways to mess with Yu!" under Miyazawa Yu's speechless gaze.

Seeing this, Hamaoka Azusa could only give him and Kohei a light tap on the head each, and then asked, "So, what's the answer?"

"Ah! No problem, as long as it can save our lives..."

"Okay! Then I'll bring back the girl who's most suitable for you!"

Giving a thumbs-up and turning to leave, Miyazawa Yu watched Hamaoka Azusa's retreating figure and began to let his thoughts wander, thinking about the perfect girl for Iori and Kohei...

An image involuntarily popped into my head: Iori hugging the bald president of the rugby club, and Kohei putting on his wedding ring in front of his inflatable wife.

He couldn't help but lower his head deeply, his shoulders shaking incessantly.

"Hey! Yu, you seem a bit too arrogant today! That's not a woman at all!"

"Yes! Mine doesn't even seem to be human!"

"!!!"

Startled, Yu Miyazawa watched as the O-man, rubbing his fists and clenching his fists, approached her. Feeling guilty, she ran behind Nanaka Kotegawa to avoid the limelight.

Those two bastards can actually read my mind! What kind of skill is that? Mind stealing?

Previously, team voice chat could only transmit audio, but now even images can be shared in real time—it's terrifying!

"Iori, Azusa-senpai is bringing people back. Shouldn't you guys get ready?"

After watching the farce with amusement for a few minutes, Nanaka Kotegawa, seeing that Yu was about to suffer another terrible fate, took pity on him and saved his life.

After hearing what Nanaka said, Kitahara Iori felt that he really shouldn't have met a girl half-naked. What if she was like Chisa and refused to introduce the pervert to a blind date?

Thinking of this, he quickly called Kohei to rush to the room to change his clothes. Seeing this, Miyazawa Yu breathed a sigh of relief, tore off the tape, and sat on the sofa.

"Seriously, I wasn't wrong, was I? There's no way a girl would be suitable for Iori and Kohei!"

"Hmph~ No way, Yu, it's no wonder you got beaten up for saying that."

"Oh—is that so?"

Helplessly slumped to the spot, Miyazawa Yu looked down at the door. Hamaoka Azusa had returned in just over ten minutes. Could it have been premeditated?

"So where is the girl? Is she too scared to come?"

"No!"

With her hands on her hips and head turned away in annoyance, Hamaoka Azusa beckoned to the door, "Come on in!"

"Um……"

As soon as the girl stepped into the store, Miyazawa Yu's expression immediately became uncontrollably puzzled, until the pretty girl stood shyly in front of him with her head down.

His doubts immediately turned into horror—how could any girl possibly want to come to the Pab Department's den of iniquity! He must be hallucinating!

"This... Senior Shou, please hit me! I feel like something's wrong with my head!"

"How materialistic, Yo!"

"But this is a normal girl!"

She rushed forward to take a closer look, and Miyazawa Yu's actions startled the pretty blue-haired girl. The girl's next words made her face turn dark instantly.

"Um! Just to be on the safe side! Can I take a peek at your panties?"

"what?"

"Yu! What the hell are you doing to our girls?!"

Having just changed his clothes in the room, Kitahara Iori saw that Yu dared to say such things to his only way out, and immediately kicked him out of the store!

"I'm sorry! He's not very bright!"

"Did it scare you?"

"Ah~ a little bit..."

With both hands being held, and seeing the two people whose attitudes were completely different from before, Yoshihara Aina timidly pulled Kohei's hand back.

"Pfft! You guys actually launched a sneak attack! How shameless!"

Dejected and disheveled, Miyazawa Yu walked back into the store and, leaning against the doorframe, began to shout, "Something's not right! Something's definitely not right! If a pretty girl like that is a good match for you guys, I'll eat her panties right here and now!"

"Shut up, you idiot! This is our last hope!"

"I urge you to be kind, Yu!"

With tears welling up in their eyes, Kohei and Iori quickly set out fruit platters and drinks, being incredibly attentive, regardless of what Miyazawa Yu was saying.

"Hahaha—actually, she likes you too, Yu. I'm very fair~"

He burst into laughter, clutching his stomach. He hadn't expected Miyazawa Yu's reaction to be so funny. Hamaoka Azusa patted his shoulder and comforted him like a child.

However, Miyazawa Yu was not grateful for this. Instead, she bent down and twisted her body into a snake shape, determined to find evidence that this girl was a cute girl with a big eagle!

On the other side, they watched as the drink in front of them transformed from alcohol to orange.

Unable to bear Iori's overly solicitous attitude, Yoshihara Aina sat on the sofa, raised her hand, and introduced herself: "Good day, everyone! I'm a freshman at Aojo University! I'm Yoshihara Aina!"

"Leaving TinkerBell today and joining the Pab department. That's all!"

"Ugh?"

Mana Yoshihara? That name sounds familiar!

After sitting cross-legged on the ground for a long time, Miyazawa Yu suddenly widened his eyes, fell on his buttocks, and retreated more than ten meters, speaking in horror.

"Ah! It's a corpse-masking beast!"

"Don't call me that name! Muscle Yu!"

The annoying nickname was shouted out loud, and Yoshihara Aina slammed her hand on the table and stood up without hesitation, shouting out the honorific title that the school forum had given to Miyazawa Yuuki!

"It's too much..."

I didn't want to bring this up, but when Miyazawa Yu heard his new nickname, he instantly became withdrawn and ran to the corner to draw circles, cursing Aina for not having a seasoning packet in her instant noodles.

However, this did not mean that Aina's torment was over. With his reminder, Iori and Kohei also realized what was happening.

"What! How did you change from that grotesque appearance to what you are now! Possessed?"

"She's even gone from wearing pigtails!"

"That's a wig!"

Sitting back down, with one hand propped up on Yu's head, Hamaoka Azusa looked at the chaotic scene before her and chugged a bottle of beer.

This is so delicious with rice!

Chapter 65 Please, Mana! Let's hold a mixer!

"Hey! Senior Azusa! This is too much! This is practically fraud!"

"They only brought over a skinned corpse beast! How can that be considered completing the mission! We want a refund!"

Arriving menacingly at Hamaoka Azusa, Iori solemnly requested a return of the goods from the supplier, citing the serious discrepancy between the delivered and ordered items.

However, how could he possibly go back on his word after he had already made the purchase? Hamaoka Azusa waved to Iori, signaling him not to even think about it.

Miyazawa Yuya then offered a timely and heartwarming greeting: "Oh my, I must say, they really are a perfect match! Azusa-senpai has such good taste~"

"Damn it! Don't forget you're also participating in the blind date! Yu, do you really want to date that weirdo friend of the Corpse-Makeup Beast?"

"hiss……"

As Iori pinched his face and gazed at him intently, Miyazawa Yu suddenly realized that this was indeed a problem.

Based on the character's persona as a hardcore fan of the TV series "The Corpse Beast," her friends must all be idealistic girls who are always talking about romance and kindness!

These three types of girls are too difficult to handle. They are of no benefit to enriching the Crystal Palace and may even corrupt the whole fishpond!

Thinking of this, he turned around and knelt at Hamaoka Azusa's feet, pleading, "Please give me a matchmaking session with even prettier girls, please!"

"Huh? You dare say that while Nanaka is still here! You little pervert!"

"No!"

Looking up with a sly smile, Miyazawa Yu pointed to Chisa, who was still reading a magazine behind the counter, and gave her a thumbs up, explaining, "She only dared to say that after Nanaka-nee left!"

"Hey! You guys are really rude!"

After coughing twice and being repeatedly rejected, Yoshihara Mana's temper flared up, and she rushed forward to knock Yu down with a rear-naked choke.

Seeing that Iori and Kohei dared not keep arguing, he straightened his clothes and bowed to Juryujiro and the others.

"Anyway, please take care of me from now on!"

"Yeah! Leave it to us!"

"Welcome."

In contrast, Ryujiro Kotobuki and Shinji Tokita had normal expressions, which immediately left a good first impression on Mana, compared to those abstract bastards!

"Hiss... Are we really going to have a blind date with this guy?"

"There's no other way but to please her now!"

Dragged out of Mana's hunting range by Iori, Miyazawa Yu exchanged glances with the two, his expression one of utter rejection.