But the two, already desperate and grasping at straws, didn't care about anything else. With a sliding tackle, they instantly surrendered to Aina's charms.
"Aicai-chan! Actually, we have a request!"
"Huh? Was that the social event Yu was talking about earlier?"
"That's it! Please help us organize a social event; this is our lifelong request!"
Pab's request for a lifetime is really cheap!
Touching his neck and getting up, Miyazawa Yu felt relieved after seeing Iori and Kohei's embarrassing state.
Ultimately, hanging out with these two guys makes it virtually impossible to have anything happen with pretty girls.
Since that's the case, rather than having a good girl's blind date ruined, it's not a bad idea to let Ai Cai's friends satisfy the college students' abundant emotional life first!
It's just a bit cruel, after all, having to go on a date with four perverts must be tough!
"Seriously... are you guys serious? I'm a new member, how can you organize a social event as soon as you join a club!"
Noticing the pitying look from Miyazawa Yu, Yoshihara Aina instinctively felt she should reject the two Omega men.
But after all, they rescued me from Tinker Bell, so I owe them a huge favor, and it wouldn't be good to refuse...
"Hey, Yu! Did you invite your friends over too?"
“That’s right, she just happened to have time to spend with her sister, which should suit Kohei’s taste perfectly.”
Nodding seriously, Miyazawa Yu showed the phone screen to Mana, indicating that she was not as unpopular as Iori!
However, his words immediately triggered Iori's association, mentioning something that suited Kohei's tastes...
"I'm a little girl who likes lesbians! Nice to meet you!"
The image of a middle school student in a themed outfit flashed through his mind, and his expression immediately turned terrified: "Yu! You can't break the law!"
"What on earth are you trying to write?! I have no interest in kids, you bastard!"
"Well, it's hard to say..."
The image of a cute middle school student calling someone "brother" popped into Miyazawa Yu's head, and he immediately looked constipated. What should he do if Iori's imagination was even more vivid than his own?
It seems I still don't know enough about Kohei. I forgot that he's not only a hardcore otaku, but also a two-dimensional otaku who likes to be called "brother."
"You two guys!"
Super Saiyan transformation! Kohei Imamura, with his blond hair flying high, tackled Iori, delivering a brutal, visceral performance that made Yu Miyazawa unable to resist taking out his phone to film it.
"Alright! Stop hitting me! I promise you, consider it repayment..."
Having just joined the Pab club, Yoshihara Aina had no idea that this was just a routine event. Unable to bear seeing her friends killing each other, she reluctantly agreed to the matchmaking.
However, this might require some trouble from my friends, and I hope they won't be frightened.
"Really! Arigato! I'll go tell those people right now!"
"Great! Iori! We won't be used as fertilizer anymore!"
"Huh? What do you mean by using it as fertilizer?"
Looking at Mana's innocent yet foolish expression, Miyazawa Yu felt that she had no idea how absurd the thing she had agreed to was.
So, out of kindness, he went over and told her the whole story.
But to his surprise, after learning that he was going to arrange a perverted matchmaking event for his friend, Yoshihara Aina immediately looked at Chisa.
"What! Iori is Chisa's boyfriend! When did this happen?!"
"Well, probably after the school festival? Why are you asking that?"
"Super suspicious," Miyazawa Yu looked Mana up and down, her face flushed, and suddenly sensed something was wrong.
At that moment, a terrifying thought surfaced in his mind: Could it be that Aina...
"STOP! Stop thinking about it... I'm just a little surprised, after all, Ms. Kotegawa is so beautiful..."
"Ah~ that's true, otherwise Iori wouldn't have been coerced!"
As he watched Mana waving her arms and trying to stop him from continuing, Miyazawa Yu's brows furrowed deeper and deeper.
After Aina went out to call her friend to confirm the time, he immediately leaned close to Hamaoka Azusa and asked, "Azusa-senpai, with your woman's intuition, did you smell anything unusual?"
"Hmm... the way you're saying it does smell a bit like the sour smell of romance. What's wrong? Are you jealous?"
"Ha! I'm jealous of Iori? How could that be! I like the older sister, this little brat wouldn't even make the cut!"
Miyazawa Yu was speechless. Although she did have the idea of opening a Crystal Palace, Yoshihara Aina didn't need to.
Bullying idiots will bring divine retribution. Even if I were to look for someone, I would go after a wicked woman like Hamaoka Azusa. I have no qualms about being a jerk!
"Is that so? In that case, what do you think of me, Yu?"
"She's even an older man/male type," Hamaoka Azusa pointed to herself with interest, wondering what kind of evaluation she would get.
"As for Azusa-senpai... if she weren't a love rival, she'd barely be worth the challenge, but in the war of love, there's no such thing as turning enemies into friends! That's it!"
She raised her head dismissively. Gong Qun/Liao Lin 1 Qi Si Wu, Jiu Shi Ba Ze You, although she was crazy with Yi Zhi, was not stupid!
Hamaoka Azusa's words, which were clearly provocative, were obviously a trap, and he wasn't going to be foolish enough to fall into it.
If he were recorded saying something like "I'm very interested," he'd be in deep trouble!
"That's so unfair! They were clearly serious!"
"I don't believe it!!!"
Chapter 66 The Corpse Beast Riot!
"So, which university's girls' group should we go with?! I'm so excited!"
"Ah... I heard they're all students from Qingnv University, right, Yu?"
“That’s right, and it seems the person I invited happens to know Mana’s friend, so I heard they’ll be coming together…”
Two days later, on the day they were supposed to go to the social event, Miyazawa Yu looked at the two flashy guys in suits in front of him and was speechless with frustration.
Putting aside Yamamoto's peony tie for a moment, what's with Nojima Gen's sequined vest?
Is this San Francisco in the 1990s? Sequined clothes have been out of fashion for years. How did he have the courage to wear them?
"Is that so! Qingnv's students are quite interesting!"
Shyly scratching the back of his head, Shinichiro Yamamoto turned around and revealed a confident smile.
Iori and the others actually came to the blind date dressed in casual clothes. They probably have already given up, but judging from their dedication, he's bound to win this time!
"By the way, what's the girl like herself? What are her interests?"
"Huh? You mean heavy makeup... oh no..."
When Mana was mentioned, Kohei Imamura immediately pictured her as a zombie beast, completely at a loss for words.
Seeing this, Miyazawa Yu stroked his chin and thought for two seconds before immediately trying to salvage the situation, saying, "If I had to say, I'm someone who keeps my work and personal life very separate!"
"Is that so! Looks like she's the strong, career-woman type!"
"She's the very capable type! I like her!"
"Ugh!!!"
Never in his wildest dreams could someone describe loving heavy makeup in such an elegant way. Kohei Imamura turned to look at Yu Miyazawa in horror.
However, the latter remained completely unfazed, thinking, "What he said wasn't wrong, was it?"
When she's working, she's a monster, but in her daily life she's quiet and gentle. The phrase "separate work and personal life" perfectly describes Aina!
How can the art of language be considered deception?
"That being said, she was very reluctant at the time. You two should cherish this opportunity, you know!"
Picking up where she left off, fearing that Yamamoto and Nojima might take advantage of the situation and do something inappropriate, Kitahara Iori emphasized the difficulty of her seven kneelings and seven prostrations.
Upon hearing this, Nojima and Yamamoto shook their heads slightly and sighed, feeling sorry for the girl.
"Of course! Because I need to introduce this pervert to my friends."
"If it were me, I would have committed suicide out of shame long ago!"
"I must say, you guys have a really clear understanding of yourselves..."
Rubbing his temples, Miyazawa Yu gave a special reminder: "Let's make this clear beforehand, the woman I've found is a top-tier woman from the highest tier, so you guys better watch yourselves and avoid embarrassing yourselves, you know!"
"Ah! Right, Yu did say back then that Kohei would definitely like the person they found!"
Holding up one finger, Kitahara Iori pointed at Imamura Kohei.
Upon seeing this, Yamamoto and Nojima immediately looked terrified and quickly took two steps back, scolding, "Middle school students are definitely oysters! Even though we're perverts, we still have morals!"
"Go to hell! You bastard!"
Raising two middle fingers, Kohei Imamura didn't actually believe that Yu could find him any good women.
In addition, the other party's smooth talk, which packaged Aina, that fake corpse beast, as a strong woman, further exhausted his already dwindling trust.
Even if I were incredibly stupid, I wouldn't fall for it!
"Well, you two just need to remember who you had connections to get into the social event."
"Oh, right! It's normal for you to be disgusted, Iori, since you already have a girlfriend and you're still going to a matchmaking event."
"That's right!"
This is infuriating! They had already picked flowers from the School of Science and Engineering, yet they still dared to participate in the social event!
Yamamoto and Nojima directly knocked down the self-absorbed Iori and began to brutally humiliate her. This can be considered as Chisa punishing the scumbag!
"I already said! Chisa isn't!"
Two fists can't fight four feet. After being beaten up, Kitahara Iori wanted to clarify things, but suddenly remembered her promise to Azusa-senpai.
Helpless, he could only struggle to break free from the battle, sweating profusely as he stammered, "That's right! Chisa isn't—my girlfriend, yeah right..."
"Ha! You're showing off your love!"
I'll make you drown in the sea!
Seeing Nojima Gen pull out a bag of cement from somewhere, Miyazawa Yu sighed and kicked each of them from behind, reminding them, "We're here. Don't get your clothes dirty while trying to kill Iori!"
"Oh! This is it!"
"Tch! If the girl arrived early, let Iori off the hook..."
"Okay! Let's go..."
Ignoring Iori's grateful look, Miyazawa Yu was about to step into the store, after all, it was impolite to keep a girl waiting too long!
However, just as he lifted his foot, Nojima Gen pressed down on his shoulder.
"Wait a minute! Yu, do you know the secret code for social gatherings?"
"signal?"
Turning his head in confusion, seeing his bewildered expression, Nojima Gen immediately put on an expression that said, "Look at you, you completely don't understand!" and began to explain.
"Exactly! First of all, the chopsticks should be pointed at the person you like, that's very important!"
"I see……"
"Is it to prevent a free-for-all?"
I've learned something. Miyazawa Yu's high school was semi-aristocratic, and she attended more social parties, the kind where everyone just wanders around with their glasses in hand.
This was the first time he had ever heard of such rules for a small event, and it seemed there was quite a bit of intricacies involved!
"Secondly! If you don't find anything you like, point your chopsticks at yourself to indicate you're out! Those who withdraw should assist others, understand?"
"No problem, if we can avoid being buried."
Giving a thumbs up, and considering Nojima's experience, Miyazawa Yu decided to trust him this once, since he might have to spend all his future social gatherings with this bunch of bastards.
Even if neither pair works this time, it's always good to gain some experience.
"Ha, don't joke around..."
"?"
Unexpectedly, someone spoke up against him at this moment. Miyazawa Yu turned his head and saw that Yamamoto Shinichiro was hanging his head and exuding a terrifying aura.
"Yamamoto?"
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