A soft hand pulled his arm.
"Wait a minute, this won't work..."
"Uh...do we need to change the water first?" Leo guessed.
"No, that's not it. We have professional disinfection lamps, and we only need to change the water in the bathtub every three to five days. It's... it's your condition that's not right."
She held up a finger and pointed to the bulge on Leo's body.
Leo was dumbfounded and didn't know how to answer.
Sasha explained, "Women don't have this concern, but male hackers seem to have limitations in this area. It's said... going into ice water while aroused isn't good for that..."
Leo, who came from an ancient country in the East, couldn't stand this. He had just lifted his foot when he quickly pulled it back.
what! ?
What other functions can hackers affect?!
If he had known about this debuff, he might as well have followed V's example and become a time-stop swordsman!
Seeing Leo's face change color rapidly, Sasha quickly explained, "Ah, no, it's not that serious. Just don't go in when you're excited. I saw some posts on hacker forums from my colleagues saying that you can take sedatives, or just take care of yourself a little before going in."
"...Solve it? How did they solve it? Yiwolin 3 Linni Siba"
Leo automatically ignored the option to take medication, after all, all medicines have side effects, especially those involving that aspect.
Sasha scratched her cheek awkwardly: "I heard it's related to Mewtwo and the cup or something..."
Pure white, arrogant laughter echoed in his mind, and Leo's expression became even stranger.
"Then...do you have any here?"
"..."
Sasha looked at him speechlessly.
After realizing what he had said, Leo slapped his forehead hard: "Ah...no...pretend I didn't say anything."
If Sasha had a cup here, that would be horrible…
“I have the Mewtwo Ring, but I don’t have the cartridge.” Sasha’s voice trailed off, her eyes darting around nervously. “It’s just… um… if all else fails, I, I, I can help you…?”
After saying that, she extended a helping hand.
Leo's breath hitched; he almost thought he had misheard.
But looking at Sasha's bright red face and the position of her hand, he knew he hadn't misheard.
"Is this... okay?"
Sasha bit her lip: "This is... a necessary measure taken for the sake of teaching effectiveness, nothing more, simply for teaching needs..."
Since she had said that, Leo had no choice but to comply.
ten minutes later…
Sasha panicked.
I followed the online tutorial exactly, so why isn't it working?
Is it a lack of personal charm? Or is it a lack of skill?
She glanced up at Leo furtively—he certainly seemed to be enjoying himself, but she couldn't quite figure out what was going on...
Leo certainly knew the answer, but he couldn't possibly say it.
Seeing that Sasha was getting impatient and starting to breathe heavily, he tentatively asked in a soft voice, "My legs are getting sore from standing, can we go to the bed?"
Sasha paused, then stammered as she got up.
Silence is the default.
Leo boldly reached out and picked her up. Seeing that she didn't struggle, he immediately rushed to Sasha's crib with great anxiety.
After half an hour,
We're stuck at the last step again...
This time it wasn't his fault; Sasha stopped him.
"Wait a minute!" She covered her private parts with her hands. "I have a question for you!"
Leo was stopped in his tracks and stared blankly at her.
"Um...I...I..."
Sasha seemed to be struggling to breathe, fidgeting for a long time before finally mustering the courage to continue.
I like you, but I don't know... if you like me back?
"Does this need to be said?"
Leo quickly hugged her and kissed her several times.
Sasha smiled contentedly: "Now I'm relieved. Before we become a real family, I have three requests!"
Leo suddenly remembered the three most common requirements mentioned in Chinese marriages, and nodded nonchalantly: "Go ahead and say it, as long as I can do it."
"First, I want a candlelight dinner!"
"Yeah, no problem."
This is a very reasonable request; Sasha seems to be the romantic type.
"Secondly, I want you to stay with me all night, not like this!"
"Yeah, no problem."
That's perfectly reasonable; there's no reason to refuse.
"Third, I want a stable relationship, not something clandestine, which means I want to officially join your family. You have to convince V to accept me!"
"Mmm...no problem..."
A very reasonable request, but somewhat difficult to fulfill...
"That's it, so this time won't do. I want to save my precious first time for my wedding night!"
Sasha pinched his cheek and apologized sheepishly.
"How about we try a different approach today? How about this?"
Leo's gaze followed her fingertips downwards and saw a "large clump of fat" that Rebecca would never have.
It was a new gameplay mode that hadn't been unlocked before, and he nodded in agreement!
Chapter 333 The Wisdom of Our Ancestors: Using barbarians to control barbarians, using V to control V!
Ten minutes later, Leo was very satisfied.
Another shared bath session ensued, and the hacker mini-lesson moved into its serious teaching segment.
Leo gained knowledge, Sasha received a promise to start a family together, and everyone was happy.
Unfortunately, while someone was all smiles on the surface, they were actually scratching their head in frustration inside.
[Pure door—! Quickly think of a way to get V to accept my second and third wives!]
A pure white answer immediately rang out:
[You're all pure sect when you need my help, but pure white when you don't. If you keep doing this, it's putting me in a difficult position.]
【Come on, you said you'd use Sasha as a pawn to lure V and Vera into my bed. And what happened? I still had to work my own way!】
[Tch, if I hadn't been giving Sasha psychological counseling and intentionally or unintentionally praising how great you are, would she have fallen for you so quickly?]
Vera is so unique; I've never seen anyone so laid-back. I think that as long as Vera doesn't cause trouble, you can easily win her over by dating her normally.
Is it really true? A pure sect?
Pure White didn't answer, but Leo already understood what she meant.
Unexpectedly, even the fourth wife is within reach...
So, isn't V the only obstacle standing between him and his numerous wives and concubines?
What an evil force!
Enraged, Leo immediately decided to seek outside help!
So, you'd better think of something!
I wear many hats, work 24 hours a day, and even have to help you with your emotional problems. It's only because I'm emotionally stable; any other human would have gone crazy long ago...
Pure White made a sarcastic remark and offered a suggestion (II) 9 orders to be made.
【Here's what we'll do: bring your second and third wives, have Vera as your witness, be assertive, and tell V that you're going to have a harem!】
Leo was exasperated: [You want us to die on the same day, huh? If I die, you won't live either. What a terrible idea!]
What if it works? How will you know if you don't try?
[There's a one in ten thousand chance it might work, but there's a nine in ten thousand chance I'd explode on the spot. I still want a gentler approach, preferably one that won't hurt her too much, so we can build a loving and harmonious family together.]
Wanting more, wanting more, and wanting even more—you're truly insatiable. Oh well, if things go wrong in the end, you'll be the one getting beaten up anyway. So, I'll just tell you the correct solution—
You need to find someone who can control V, or at least someone who is her equal, to break the ice. Once her bottom line is broken once, it will be much easier to break it countless times afterward.
Leo nodded to himself.
It sounds plausible, but it's not easy to achieve.
Even setting aside the possibility of suppressing V, it would be difficult to find someone who could be her equal in terms of personality and fighting ability.
Of the existing options, Sasha can be eliminated first. She just said that if V doesn't agree, she can't really be with Leo, otherwise she will feel guilty, as if she is stealing her best friend's man.
Rebecca isn't much better. The cybernetic loli might have guts, but her skill level is utterly terrible. She'd be crushed to pieces if she clashed with V.
Vera...sigh, V-Shock 2 is such a disappointment. She's too good-natured; she always backs down when a conflict arises.
None of my cards are strong enough, this is really worrying...
"Hey, Chunmen...why don't you go for it?" Leo urged.
【Pah!】A pure white spit followed instantly. 【If I could get to work in the morning, you wouldn't remember me when you need someone to fill in the blanks! Don't get your hopes up, no one else can do this, we can only hope Valerie will give it a try!】
Valerie...!?
Leo's eyes lit up.
Yes, he has another trump card he's about to get his hands on—V-Shockwave Unit 3!
This person's wisdom is beyond doubt, and he also has the same super intuition as V. The two can indeed be considered evenly matched opponents!
【Great! How do I convince Valerie to do this for me? Should I win her over first?】
【Otherwise what? But this person is actually easy to deal with. Based on the data I collected, I conducted a big data simulation and I can almost be sure that she is the kind of ambitious and career-driven strong woman.
To deal with this type of person, you just need to delegate authority; she will fully utilize her initiative to help you solve various problems.
[Got it, I'll appoint her as the CEO of Lanmeng Company! Oh, no, I should keep her in suspense with this position and first give her a vice president or something similar!]
Leo suddenly understood.
Among the knowledge passed down from our ancestors is the principle of using barbarians to control barbarians. He wants to emulate the sages and pull off a move to use V to control V!
"Hmm, you're teachable. This can't be rushed. Focus on securing the Alcohol-2 crop and Blue Dream Company first. Since you say career is a man's second life, don't put the cart before the horse."
After Chunbai finished speaking, she fell silent.
Leo also calmed down and devoted himself to his studies.
V already has a solution to the problem; he's just waiting for the right opportunity to turn the tables and take control!
Time flew by and it was already five o'clock in the afternoon; the scorching sun had softened its edge.
The team's message came through the team channel that the sub-team was about to return.
The two students, who were in the middle of class, suddenly snapped to attention, quickly put on their clothes, and ended the unrestrained teaching session.
Leo made an excuse to go into the bathroom, and took the opportunity to take out the nutritional supplements that Chunbai had bought before, and gulped down two bottles.
He has made up his mind to go to bed later tonight and try to get more time to recover.
After tidying up, the two dared not stay in Sasha's room, fearing that V would discover their secret when he came to check, so they moved together to Leo's room.
When V walked into the house, she saw Leo curled up on the sofa playing with the cat, and Sasha making desserts in the kitchen.
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