Honkai Impact Simulation, let me lead you to MVP!

Why? He's like that, and so are you...

"Is that even a question? Because he taught me all of this!"

【…Do whatever you want, I don't care anymore!!!】

The system went silent, and then it was Alicia's turn to perform!

Enkidu, whose strength had not yet reached its peak, was completely unaware of this battle.

At this moment, he was engaged in a battle of wits with Mebius.

"Really? Then you'd better prove it to me, Möbius!"

"Hmph! Let's see!"

Mebius slammed the book shut in a huff, shook off Enkidu, and headed straight for the kindergarten without looking back.

Enkidu glanced back at his mother, waved, and his mother smiled and quickly followed.

He has changed a lot of things; at least her health is truly improving.

She's still alive, and that man hasn't changed much. Mebius's evolution is because of me (hands on hips)!

Although Mebius had made up his mind, he was still a little confused when he actually got to this point.

Enkidu looked around at the children, but he didn't see any special hair color or familiar faces.

For a moment, I was a little disappointed, but it was somewhat expected. After all, twists of fate like this aren't from anime... ugh...

“You must listen to your teacher in kindergarten, especially you, Enkidu.”

His mother tapped Enkidu's forehead firmly. That quiet home only had warmth because of him. If he were like Möbius, his mother might even think she would have become Yu Yu...

"What? Don't I know my limits? You should tell my stupid sister to be more careful..."

Enkidu glanced at Mebius, thinking, "I've already been scolded, what are you doing!" He quickly took two steps back and pointed at Mebius, who was watching the show from the side.

He's destined to be king! How could he be intimidated by just a few words?! Soon the entire kindergarten will be under Enkidu's control...

Making a child who's just started kindergarten and has finally been calmed down cry again is an unavoidable part of the experience...

"I trust Möbius the most, but I'm worried about you..."

The mother looked at Enkidu with a complicated expression; she was actually a little afraid to let Enkidu out of her sight for too long.

Because you never know what amazing things this kid might do...

If we were to describe the indulged Enkidu with a single profession, it would probably be... terrorist.

"Mother is right, I won't cause trouble..."

Möbius's understanding nature brought a sigh of relief to his mother. Thank goodness, thank goodness this family has such a well-behaved and sensible child...

But just as the mother was thinking this, Mebius's unspoken words came through.

"However, I still feel that kindergarten won't teach me anything. But for me, it's the same wherever I read books. I just hope they won't bother me..."

Let them do their thing, I'll do mine. If they bother me, I know a little bit of martial arts too...

Möbius silently spoke the words she hadn't finished, knowing that if she said them aloud, her mother would faint...

"Mother, don't worry, I'll take care of everything!"

Seeing his mother frown slightly, Enki confidently patted his chest and said...

But what he didn't notice was that his mother's brows furrowed even deeper after he finished speaking...

'It's because of you that I'm afraid...'

It's hard not to be afraid when your own two children are like open flames and explosives.

The only advantage, however, is that the two won't be bullied by other children. It seems they can only accept being bullied by each other—a very strange way of getting along...

"Don't run around after school, I'll come pick you up."

"Okay! Goodbye, Mom! I'll keep an eye on Möbius and make sure she doesn't get into trouble~"

Mebius`/%Q*《un七倭删澪咝〈?玖旗"3是斯：.....

Chapter 236 Mebius's disgusted face.jpg

The mother sighed involuntarily as she looked at Enkidu, but seeing that young Möbius nodded, she figured there shouldn't be any problems; after all, young Möbius was quite composed...

Suddenly, the mother remembered how young Möbius was being tormented by young Enkidu during the Red War period...

I guess so.....

Finally, I gently patted the two little ones' heads. After all this time, the thought of suddenly having to part with them was a little heartbreaking...

"Remember what I said, be a good boy..."

Then, under the calm gazes of the two, the mother stood up, preparing to leave.

However, Enkidu tugged at his mother's sleeve and, seeing her questioning gaze, slowly spoke.

"Mother, after I'm gone, please remember to stay out late and come home early. If you encounter any bad people, don't argue with them. Wait for me to return..."

Hearing Enkidu's words, the sadness of parting vanished from the mother's mind, replaced by a slight urge to laugh.

Especially compared to the crying and commotion around them, the atmosphere here was noticeably different...

After all, crying is contagious. In the atmosphere of parting, the crying of one child can often affect an entire class.

The start of the new school year at the kindergarten was like a huge farewell party. Some of the older kids would scoff as they passed by, calling them a bunch of little brats.

However, Enkidu and Mebius remained calm, while she, as the mother, was starting to lose her composure. But upon hearing Enkidu's concern, the mother did not give him a perfunctory reply.

Instead, he nodded seriously at Enkidu and patted Enkidu.

"Okay, I'll wait for you to come back..."

Meanwhile, a powerless husband is silently jealous...

Enkidu is in good condition, but for everyone else... well, it's safe to say that the only one who's having a real headache right now is the teacher.

They started frantically trying to soothe the other children.

These children may not yet know what cruel reality they are about to experience.

In every world, there is always someone else's child, a presence that haunts us like a nightmare.

And now, the so-called "other people's children" have two...

Other kids: I relied on 1% talent and 99% hard work, but my two classmates were the complete opposite. I was like a groundhog that never saw the light of day. When I finally broke through the soil one day, I saw the real world. I realized that the difference between people can be as vast as the difference between clouds and mud...

These observations all came from two people... "About My Two Sibling Classmates Who Are Geniuses"

Enkidu tried to find familiar characters from the story in the crowd, but unfortunately, there wasn't one.

Their mother had left sometime earlier, and Enkidu and Mebius stood out like cranes among chickens.

It wasn't just that they weren't crying; it was also because the two of them were so good-looking that they kept attracting the attention of the children around them who were crying their eyes out.

One of the children, clearly unable to contain himself, walked up to the two of them.

"Why...why aren't you two crying? Aren't you sad...?"

Mebius glanced disdainfully at the child who was still crying and sniffling, but said nothing. Enkidu, a man who considered himself a diplomat, was naturally the first to step forward.

It's not good for my younger sister to be shy; she's probably doomed!

"So, you can't live without your parents? You can't take care of yourselves, can you? Also, don't your mom and dad go to work? Haven't you ever been home alone?"

Enkidu's question stunned the already not-so-bright child, who overclocked his CPU in an attempt to understand everything...

Ding, Child Not Responding.exe

Enki wasn't surprised to see the stunned child, but instead silently led Mebius toward the edge, because he realized he couldn't fit into the current atmosphere at all.

Perhaps it's due to a difference in mindset, or perhaps it's because I've always been surrounded by quiet children like Möbius. Now, the kindergarten is a gathering of geniuses—no, it's practically a meeting of a bunch of radishes!

These crying kids are so annoying.

So he planned to take Möbius aside to sit for a while, until the teacher could calm the students down...

"Do you really think it's meaningful to say those things to those people? I only see wildness and untouched beauty in their eyes. I really don't understand why you like coming here..."

Enkidu glanced at Mebius with a strange expression, surprised that she would speak at this moment.

"My foolish sister, you're still too young~ Actually, I was thinking..."

"nausea...."

Before Enkidu could finish speaking, Mebius had already turned his head to read his book.

However, without leaving Enkidu's side, the two seemed to enter another world, creating a gap between themselves and the crying child.

At this moment, the little girl who was crying next to Enkidu and Mebius seemed to hear the disdain in Mebius's words, and she stopped crying and came to the two of them.

At this point, the brain that did this before is still unresponsive.

"What do you mean! Are you saying we're stupid?"

The girl's words came true, but Mebius didn't even bother to look at her. At this moment, some fans might ask:

Hey, how did you learn to speak so well? That's great! Some things you're born with, and if you don't have them, it's hard to have them again in this lifetime.

I am Enkidu! The last succubus in Honkai Impact 3, and also your male god!

"Actually, you're not stupid, and we didn't mean it that way..."

The little girl was smug when she heard Enkidu's words, but Enkidu continued talking.

"You're just being clever and being more tactful."

After all, what smart kid starts crying as soon as they start kindergarten?

Perhaps because the three of them weren't hiding their conversation from the other children, Enkidu and Mebius's nonchalant expressions made the surrounding children seem rather dazed.

As we all know, children are contagious; once one stops crying, they can start infecting others.

We all came together, we all cried, but you're not crying? What are we then?! I'm not crying either!

The crying gradually subsided, and the child, who hadn't really wanted to cry to begin with, stopped completely.

And then... the teacher became a freeloader...

Enkidu and Mebius won the MVP!

"Could it be that you..."

Chapter 237 By the mandate of Heaven, may your life be long and prosperous...

"Aren't you two sad? Your parents abandoned us here!"

One of the children nudged Enkidu, her voice tinged with sadness. She couldn't understand why Enkidu was so happy...

"Why be sad? Mother will only come to pick me up tonight. You may be useless if no one wants you, but my brother and I still have other people who want us!"

"...But don't you think it's terrible that your parents left you here...?"

"What's so scary? Do you know what this means to me?"

"What does that mean?"

"This means nobody's watching me anymore! I can do whatever I want! I can just dump books on my silly little sister's head now!!! Nobody's going to stop me!!!"

At this moment, Enki had completely forgotten how he had promised his mother just a few minutes earlier.

Although his mother had anticipated that Enkidu would turn out this way, she was not so worried because of the relationship between Mebius and Enkidu.

The two children were a bit noisy, but their relationship actually improved as a result...

At this moment, Enkidu pointed one finger to the sky, and under Mebius's strange gaze, he began to become jealous and arrogant.

Mebius silently covered her face. She knew her brother was about to have another episode. Anyone, please take my brother away!

However, to prevent Enkidu from being attacked by these ignorant children, Mebius chose to follow behind Enkidu.

Suddenly, Enkidu pulled out a glowing Rubik's Cube (Void Archives) from his hand.

He slowly walked up a step and stood at a height that no one else could reach, a height that all the children looked up to.

"By the mandate of Heaven, may your life be long and prosperous..."

Enkidu slowly raised the glowing Void Treasury, and after attracting everyone's attention, he spoke again.

(Wait! How did those two kids get up there???)