Honkai Impact Simulation, let me lead you to MVP!

Mebius simply turned his head away silently.

"casual....."

Are you tempted by the beautiful woman in your arms?

Enkidu said, "What a joke! He's not into grotesque things, how could he possibly have feelings for this little kid, Mebius?"

At least let it transform into the shape of a future giant bust before giving it teeth!

"Sigh~ My silly little sister is only a little smart, she relies on me, her brother, for everything~ There's nothing I can do about it~ Who told me to spoil you like this."

Enkidu gave a helpless look and spoke in the tone of a patriarch.

Okay, okay, the main point is that 1{7scars{, (four) dirty Mebius is also a child she has watched grow up, so this tone is reasonable.

"Hmph, don't bore me."

Möbius slowly closed his eyes, and the two began to fall...

Chapter 247 What does it mean for a gentleman to be a vessel?

Ultimately, Enkidu and Möbius's entertainment turned into playing online games. The two of them set off and began a passionate brawl...

The constant deaths and resurrections on the screen represent Enkidu and Mebius's stubbornness.

Once, after being tricked by you, Möbius shrugged, not actually retaliating, but just frantically clicking "resurrection" in silence...

But Enkidu admitted that he was a little flustered at this moment. After all, it's not the thief you should be afraid of, but the one who has his eye on you. You never know what Mebius might do to you.

No one knew what Mebius was up to, but Enki always felt like he was being watched by a venomous snake while eating...

He'll die... he definitely will... even Enkidu said he wanted to choose a particular way to die...

But karma came unexpectedly. That very night, Enkidu and Mebius were supposed to go back to their own rooms to sleep.

But today is different...

Mebius followed Enkidu into his room, and before Enkidu could ask anything, Mebius carefully locked the door from the inside.

With a snap, Enkidu's heart sank to the bottom, and he could only kneel on the ground in a daze, just like the female protagonist in the novel.

And Mebius's shadow, illuminated by the light, grew larger and larger on Enkidu's face...

"No...no...ahhhhhh!!! Ah~"

Mebius nestled into Enkidu's arms, and Enkidu now had a huge, gaping tooth mark on his shoulder...

"I told you, sob sob... I told you to be gentle... be gentle..."

With a somewhat sorrowful expression, Enkidu added a new label to Mebius after this lesson.

[The game's quality is very poor]

"Oh, by the way, one of our research projects won an award, we're going to collect it tomorrow."

"Um......"

The two of them remained in that strange position—being pushed to the corner of the bed and then embraced by Mebius from the front—and slowly quieted down.

So... you're not playing games anymore?

Enkidu looked at Mebius, who was slowly closing his eyes in his arms, and kept thinking.

As a new century Sig Zero Sulfur Shrimp (II) Eight Ma warrior, how can I be deceived by the beauty in front of me!

However, Enkidu, still very curious, parted Möbius's lips, revealing his pearly white teeth...

Seriously... a seven-year-old's teeth are already this sharp? Or is it because she's Mebius? No wonder she's called Snake; her bite force is so strong at such a young age...

After seeing Möbius's teeth, the next thing you see is his gaze...

"My dear sister~ can we make up?"

"whee....."

"Hee hee~"

"no!"

"Oh no!!!"

A short while later, a symmetrical tooth mark appeared on the other side of Enkidu.

Despite this, Mebius did not leave Enkidu's embrace, but instead buried his head deep within Enkidu's chest...

The next day, Enkidu and Mebius opened their eyes at the same time. They looked at each other without any panic or even a change in expression.

They simply got up in unison and went into the washroom to wash up in the morning...

"Ah... I have to go to school today, and I also have to receive an award..."

Enkidu said to Mebius beside him, "A peaceful day is also very good. No one is asking me to spend gold coins, and I don't have to worry about my affair with Mebius being discovered."

Although Möbius may not know it yet, Enkidu really wants to say, "Although you seem fine on the surface, child, your familial affection has already changed..."

In class, Enkidu looked at his seat for the first time in a long time, sat down next to Mebius, and waited for the teacher to arrive.

And it's quite obvious that, as a duo of geniuses, your special status is such that even the principal had to pull strings to get you two into this school...

As for the two little ones who don't appear very often, the teachers are used to it. In fact, if one of the two little ones attends your class, the teachers will say to each other that you've hit the jackpot...

As for their studies, Enkidu and Mebius did not choose to skip grades, but instead progressed through the education system step by step.

Enkidu and Mebius's school expenses were almost zero; in fact, since Enkidu was the one supporting the family, their parents didn't interfere...

At this moment, the teacher, seeing that someone had appeared in the previously empty seat in the front row, jokingly remarked.

"Oh my gosh~ Our two little geniuses have time to come back to class!"

Mebius ignored her teacher. Aside from Enkidu, she basically ignored everyone else. Enkidu looked at his teacher and smiled.

"Hello teacher, Mebius and I are going to receive an award today. Since we have some time and nowhere else to go, we came here to hang out!"

"Alright~ Perfect timing, I'm also very curious about just how talented you all are. I'm your Chinese teacher, so could this Enkidu student explain the meaning of 'A gentleman is not a vessel'?"

Enkidu's eyes widened upon hearing his teacher's words. Is this something that should exist in the Honkai world?

You wouldn't happen to be some kind of time traveler too, would you...?

However, he pondered the meaning of that sentence and then stood up.

He looked at the expectant teacher, then at his own students surrounding him, and gritted his teeth.

"A gentleman is not a vessel" means that a true strongman disdains to kill his opponent with weapons; to kill someone with ultimate power is the only merciful thing to do.

Enkidu's biggest fans: "Holy crap!"

After their eyes widened, they all started taking notes. They never expected that sentence to mean that! They learned something new!

The teacher's hand trembled upon hearing Enkidu's words, and then he wiped the sweat from his forehead.

"This...this...this...you...I..."

For a moment, the only sound in the classroom was the scratching of pens on paper.

The teacher knew he couldn't back down, so he had to bite the bullet and go for it.

"Hahaha... Enkidu explained it very well. Next time, don't bother explaining anymore, just listen to your teacher..."

If it weren't for Enkidu's innocent expression, the teacher would have thought he was doing it on purpose...

The teacher continued the lecture, and when he got to the part about the great scholar's many disciples, Enkidu's eyes lit up and he started raising his hand repeatedly to indicate that he wanted to answer the question.

However, the teacher had already seen through Enkidu's true nature, so he chose to ignore it...

Chapter 248 Do you understand what filial piety and righteousness mean?

At 8 years old, your body is slowly growing, but it hasn't reached its peak yet.

[But you've been preoccupied with one thing: in the original story, the biggest turning point in Mébius's life was when she was nine years old, when the Honkai disease began to gain widespread attention. You originally thought that Mébius's parents had escaped this time, but now...]

What do you mean by saying these two people were just idly participating in someone else's lab research and then got assigned to research Honkai energy?

When Enkidu routinely used his hacking skills to spy on the couple, he obtained their information, and then... sigh~

However, there is also good news: Enkidu has already helped Mebius advance to the third year, and he is a dominant figure in the school, basically ruling over 90% of the students.

You're right, but that's the charm of a handsome young man.

In addition, Enkidu was the class monitor whom the people believed in, so he was naturally revered as the leader of the group. When it got cold, the classmates draped the yellow robe over Enkidu's body.

Just like the kindergarten principal, in order to prevent teachers and other high-level leaders such as the headmaster from causing trouble, Enkidu simply bought the school with a wave of his hand, giving the board of directors absolute say.

This allowed Enkidu and Mebius to run rampant in the school, but no one outside knew about it.

From the students' perspective, all they saw was Enkidu constantly ignoring school rules and crossing the line with the school and teachers, but no one spoke ill of Enkidu.

Even the principal and teachers didn't dare to interfere with Boss Enkidu's affairs. It's just...so cool!!! That's right! This is their invincible boss!!!

Enkidu and Mebius have been enjoying a year of time together, and their understanding of each other is like that of an old married couple; they can understand each other with just a glance.

And then... it was incredibly boring. The things taught in class were still... no! There was no need to listen at all.

The teachers on stage were not as knowledgeable as Mebius and Enkidu; it was just a game to kill time.

Enkidu treated class like watching a movie, constantly munching on snacks. Mebius would occasionally open her mouth to ask to be fed, but she was too lazy to reach out anymore and just wanted Enkidu to feed her directly.

That's right, Enkidu only needs to openly eat snacks during class, while Mebius has many more things to think about...

By the way, theoretically eating is not allowed in class, but... the theory is in Enkidu's hands.

It was almost lunchtime when school let out, and Enkidu was staring blankly out the window. However, when Mebius looked over, he instinctively handed him a potato chip.

Enkidu initially ate French fries, but one day, after Möbius suddenly wanted Enkidu to feed her French fries with his mouth, Enkidu gave them up...

Mebius casually ate the potato chip, and then gently licked Enkidu's finger with his little tongue...

"What's wrong? Missing the two of them?"

Mebius was somewhat puzzled. Based on Enkidu's usual behavior, although he had voiced this idea, he was mostly joking.

But this time she was right; Enkidu did indeed miss those two people, and not for any other reason...

Who understands that children have to transfer pocket money to their parents every month? And the two of them asked for it one after the other, which made Enki so angry that he wanted to send them back to their hometown.

Staying at home is cheaper than going out!

"Sigh~ This is the bill for our two old men..."

Enkidu silently handed his phone to Mebius, letting Mebius see his chat history with the two old men.

Mom: Son, Mom wants to buy a bag. [shy emoji]

Lock of Heaven: [Transfer 50000]

Old Deng: Son, I think...

Lock of Heaven: [Transfer 40000]

......

The chat interface was extremely simple, which made Mebius's eye twitch. What were those two doing outside?

"...I understand why you're like them now..."

Mebius looked at the true pillar of the family with some sympathy and gently patted Enkidu's head.

"That's fine. The prize money we've earned can withstand the spending of those two spendthrifts."

Upon hearing Mebius's words, Enkidu took Mebius's hand in his own and began to tidy his own hair with his other hand.

"It's not about the money, it's just that these two old men are acting less and less like parents. How can parents ask their own children for pocket money? QAQ..."

Mebius also fell silent, sitting quietly beside Enkidu, letting Enkidu play with his hands and hair, unable to offer any words of comfort.

She doesn't seem to have much humanity towards anyone other than Enkidu, or rather, if she were to speak, she would definitely side with Enkidu, so it's better for her to keep quiet right now.

However, remembering that Enkidu had once said that one could give advice according to one's own heart, Mebius thought for a moment and then opened his mouth.

"Why don't we give them a call and ask? Try to persuade them both to come back?"

Enkidu shook his head upon hearing Mebius's words and silently took a bite of a potato chip.

"I feel like they both know exactly what I'm going to say, and they won't respond at all..."

To prevent Möbius from disbelieving, Enkidu even made a phone call, but the call didn't go through...

To their surprise, the two old men blocked Enkidu's phone number after taking the money, and now they don't answer calls or reply to text messages...