The Dimensional Tavern of the Mefilas Alien

The four-dimensional monster Bruton possesses the ability to warp spacetime. Normally, its area of ​​influence isn't very large. However, in order to attract as many customers as possible, the Mefilas aliens greatly expanded its area of ​​influence and modified its teleportation conditions during the modification process. Could it be that during this process, the parameters malfunctioned, causing its area of ​​influence to mutate and connect to other dimensions?

The Mefilas aliens intended to dismantle the gate for a second inspection. However, they were too confident during the modification, completely merging Bruton with the brewery. If it were removed, Bruton would die instantly. Perhaps then, he would unleash a Greiza on the spot.

"Forget it!" The Mefilas alien gave up immediately upon thinking about the consequences.

It's fine as it is now. One of his original intentions in opening the Monster Tavern was to have some fun. And what could be more fun than guests from another world?

So, the Mefilas alien stepped forward with a smile.

"Welcome! This is Monster Tavern. What would you like to order?"

Chapter Two: Water, Jamila, and Barbecue

Naruto was taken aback by the Mefilas aliens' overly attentiveness.

Aside from the ramen maker at Ichiraku Ramen, he had never received such hospitality from any business. Even the ramen maker wouldn't be this attentive. After all, the ramen maker only runs a small ramen shop; asking him what he wanted to eat was already considered excellent service.

A feeling of being flattered welled up inside him. So much so that he didn't even notice why the voice of the Mefilas alien was coming directly into his head.

Of course, even if this didn't happen, Naruto, being so carefree, probably wouldn't care about such a thing.

However, Naruto didn't take it seriously, but Kurama inside him was startled.

Naruto was young and naive, so he couldn't see anything. But Kurama immediately noticed something was wrong.

It sensed something was wrong after discovering that Naruto had suddenly arrived at this strange shop from the ninja village.

"Summoning Jutsu? Or some other space-time ninjutsu? But I can't sense any chakra at all."

Inside the prison formed from the seal, Kurama, now on high alert, pondered. As a tailed beast, it was immortal, but if its jinchūriki died, it would also die and take a long time to slowly revive. Therefore, if possible, it didn't want to die easily.

However, to its dismay, its jinchūriki, Naruto Uzumaki, was a complete idiot. He wasn't very strong, nor was he very bright; suddenly arriving in an unknown place, he showed absolutely no sense of vigilance.

"That idiot!"

Before Kurama could curse Naruto any further, it "saw" Jamila and the Mefilas aliens outside through Naruto.

The moment he saw Jamila, Nine Lama flattened his ears into airplane ears, his body hair became fluffy, and he kept panting.

What a terrifying existence that is!

Kurama possesses the most exceptional sensory abilities among the Tailed Beasts. Therefore, the moment it saw Jamila, it sensed the terrifying life force emanating from her.

"Could it be that this guy is one of the old man's stragglers who escaped the net?"

Nine Lama was suspicious.

A thousand years ago, after sealing away his biological mother, Kaguya Otsutsuki, Hagoromo Otsutsuki traveled the world, constantly repairing the barren land and teaching the power of ninjutsu to others. In the process, he also eliminated various evil gods who were poisoning the world, as well as some reckless challengers.

Could it be that this clay tablet spirit is actually a hidden evil god, and now wants to descend upon the ninja world again?

Nine Lama frowned.

It's no wonder it thinks that way. Purely in terms of vitality, Jamila even surpasses that monster, Hashirama Senju… no, it should be said that it completely surpasses human beings. In its eyes, only the old man's family from a thousand years ago can compare.

Just as Kurama was deep in thought, it heard Naruto's silly question: "Are you a ninja from the village?"

Nine-Lama couldn't help but roar to the sky from within the seal.

Are you kidding me? Apart from both walking upright, does this thing have any resemblance to humans?

Nine Lamas is thinking of starting a business.

Naruto Uzumaki, the jinchūriki of the tailed beast Kurama, is a student at the Konoha Ninja Academy and a notorious loser. Aside from regularly grooming his father, he doesn't even know the basic common sense of the academy or the fundamental three-body techniques of a ninja. It has no idea how such an idiot could possibly deal with this seemingly evil god-like figure before it.

Nine Lama clearly hadn't heard the saying: when you think things are already bad, they often get worse.

When the Mefilas aliens approached silently, Kurama simply laughed.

It could sense the intensity of Jamila's strength. But this creature, which was clearly not human, was completely undetectable to it.

There are two possibilities: either this strange guy is genuinely weak, or he has exceeded his own comprehension.

When the voice of the Alien Mefilas entered Naruto and Kurama's ears without any hindrance, Kurama understood that the answer was undoubtedly the latter.

Nine-Lama tucked in his fluffy fur and simply lay down.

Anyway, it's a tailed beast, so at worst it'll just die. In a few years or decades, it'll be a good fox again!

"Oh! I'll have a bowl of ramen! A large one!"

Outside, Naruto grinned widely, raised his right arm high, and happily stuck out his index finger.

In Naruto's heart, ramen is the best food.

It wasn't that the village shops wouldn't sell him anything. The Konoha villagers, though harsh towards Naruto and always giving him the cold shoulder, were only restrained by the Third Hokage's orders, maintaining a respectful distance. Otherwise, Naruto wouldn't be spending all his time carrying a bucket of paint to groom his father.

Naruto is mainly lazy and can't cook. Plus, he has a ramen shop owner named Teuchi who doesn't discriminate against him, so convenient and tasty instant ramen became his favorite.

"Hey!"

The alien from Mefilas smiled and nodded.

Jamila couldn't understand what they were saying and stood aside like an outsider.

Seeing his expression, the Alien Mefilas snapped his fingers, casting a layer of superpowers around the house. Only then did he run to the kitchen to make ramen.

"Uncle, what's your name? My name is Naruto Uzumaki!"

Naruto happily found a table and sat down, then turned to greet Jamila.

Jamila was taken aback. How come he understood again this time? But he immediately remembered the snap of the fingers that Alien Mefilas made before he left, and he immediately guessed that he must have used some method to make him understand Naruto's words.

"My name is Jamila."

"Uncle Jamila, why are you all acting so strangely? Is this some kind of spiritual practice?"

Naruto rarely encountered an adult who didn't reject him, and he immediately started talking.

“Cultivation?” Jamila shook her head.

He vaguely realized what was going on. This child in front of him might just look human, but was actually an alien.

"I...I am an alien, and this is what I look like."

Jamila hesitated for a moment and did not reveal the truth.

After arriving at the bar, his deep resentment towards his homeland and humanity had unconsciously dissipated somewhat. Besides, Naruto was just a child, and he didn't want to tell him anything too dark or cruel.

"What is an alien?" Naruto's eyes shone with a clear yet foolish light.

"Um, it's someone who lives on a different planet than you."

"What's a planet? Uncle Jamila, aren't you from Konoha Village?"

Jamila's heart tightened, and her gaze towards Naruto softened, but also held a hint of anger.

Children this age should be in school, how can they not even understand such common sense? What are the adults on that planet doing?

Although Naruto looked a bit disheveled, judging from his clothes and goggles, the technological level of the civilization he came from shouldn't be too low. There's no reason why he wouldn't know about the existence of planets and the universe!

"Didn't you ever go to school?" Jamila wondered where she should begin to explain things to Naruto.

Naruto's body stiffened.

He chuckled dryly and scratched the back of his head: "Haha, of course I know what a planet is! A planet is another village, right! So Uncle Jamila, you're from another village, no wonder you look different from us!"

Naruto started talking nonsense.

Jamila realized he might have made a mistake. He looked at Naruto more closely. Although he looked a bit malnourished, there were no signs of bullying on his body. The dirt looked more like it had gotten on him while he was playing.

"You didn't pay attention in class, did you?"

Naruto's forehead was covered in sweat.

Jamila sighed.

"Naruto, you still need to pay attention in class!" Jamila said earnestly.

Seeing Naruto reminds him of his daughter, so he inevitably shows him more concern.

Naruto, however, pouted and slumped onto the table.

"Those teachers don't like me, so I don't want to listen to their lectures!"

These words had been in Naruto's heart for a long time. If it weren't for Jamila's gentle attitude, he wouldn't have said them so easily.

Jamila initially thought that Naruto's teacher disliked him because he was too naughty, but looking at Naruto's appearance, she realized that things seemed to be different from what she thought.

"Nobody agrees with me, damn it!" Naruto lay on the table, his legs swinging back and forth.

"But it's okay, one day I will become Hokage and everyone will recognize me!"

What is the Hokage?

"The Hokage is the strongest ninja in the village!" Naruto perked up immediately when the Hokage was mentioned and began to talk at length.

Jamila listened for a long time, feeling confused and not quite grasping the main points, but she roughly understood that it was the same concept as a child on Earth wanting to become a scientist when they grow up.

"Yes, you will become an excellent Hokage!" Jamila gave a thumbs-up with difficulty using her mutated hand.

"Uncle Jamila, you have excellent taste! That's right, I will definitely become the strongest Hokage, surpassing all previous Hokage!"

When he got to the part where he was feeling really good, Naruto couldn't help but stand on the stool, hands on his hips, and laugh wildly.

Kurama, lying in the cell, couldn't help but sneer. This stupid brat thinks he can surpass all the previous Hokage?

Although he didn't have a good impression of the Hokage, he was well aware of what kind of people the Hokage were. Putting aside others, Minato and Hashirama were the two people he looked up to his whole life.

It also heard Jamila's words. Unlike the ignorant celebrities, Kurama knew about concepts like the universe and planets. As a creation of Hagoromo Otsutsuki and a part of the Ten-Tails, it also vaguely knew that the Otsutsuki seemed to have some connection with the universe.

'So, these two guys here are from the same place as that woman? And the reason they suddenly captured the Jinchuriki and brought him here, is it also because of that woman…?'

Kurama was uneasy. Because of its experiences over the years, it harbored little goodwill towards the current ninja world and ninjas. But the ninja world was, after all, the world left behind by Hagoromo Otsutsuki, and more importantly, if Jamila and the Mefilas aliens truly shared the same goals as that woman, its life would also be in danger.

'No, this person named Jamila genuinely doesn't know what a ninja is, and doesn't seem to have any ill intentions towards Naruto.'

Kurama sneered: That's right. Compared to aliens, what threat is a Jinchuriki who has sealed a Tailed Beast? There's nothing for them to be afraid of.

"The ramen is here!"

Just then, the Mefilas alien finally returned with a steaming bowl of ramen. He also brought Jamila's beer along with it.

"Wow, it smells so good!" Naruto couldn't wait to sit down as he smelled the aroma of ramen.

After wolfing down a bite, Naruto exclaimed, "It's delicious!"

The Mefilas aliens felt an immense sense of accomplishment.

Since opening the shop, very few people have praised his cooking skills like this.

Jamila also picked up her glass and took a small sip. But as soon as the beer entered her mouth, Jamila collapsed to the ground in agony, letting out a scream.

"Ah, Uncle Jamila!"

Naruto was startled. He stopped eating his noodles and jumped off the stool in a flash.

"Uncle Jamila, Uncle Jamila, are you alright!"

But Jamila just cried out in pain, completely unable to respond to him.

Naruto panicked and swiftly pulled out a small kunai from his body, aiming it at the Alien Mefilas.

"Did you ruin Uncle Jamila's life?!"

The Nine Lamas, who had been planning to lie down, suddenly sat up.

Damn you, what are you doing?

Tailed beasts are actually aggregates of chakra and do not possess the physical characteristics of ordinary living beings. But at this moment, Kurama felt a cold sweat breaking out on his back.

The aliens from Mefilas ignored the kunai in Naruto's hand.

Let alone kunai, even the various Rasengans that have undergone ultimate evolution in later stages are no different from children's toys in his eyes.

The Mefilas aliens were simply rummaging through old memories.

"Oh!" It was as if a light bulb had lit up above his head.

“I remember now. Jamila mutated due to prolonged exposure to a water-scarce environment. What was once the water that nourished his life has now become his most terrifying nemesis!”

"What do you mean?" Naruto didn't understand at all. He just stared blankly at the Alien Mefilas.

The only thing he understood was that the Mefilas aliens didn't seem to be enemies.

The Mefilas aliens were also somewhat speechless.

"Jamira was originally human. But because she was stranded in a waterless environment, her body changed to adapt to the environment..."