The Thirteen Trials of the Deceptive Monk

[Velsa] Berserker: Seventh Update

Briefly describe the recent developments.

The stewed beef was a bit hard to eat, so a friend suggested improvements. I'm currently trying to make it.

Primitive Man Sprinkling Seasoning #1.jpg

-Udumbara Kaguya: Homo Adventure, Turn 1: Primitive Man's Shop Visit, Turn 1: Primitive Man's Kitchen

-Fiery Princess: A top-tier chef from 12,000 years ago

Anonymous: Honestly, I'm worried something might happen.

-Anonymous: That shop is terrifying when it gets angry.

-[Millennium Cave] Home Hero: Ugh, I feel like I'm about to explode in anger. Admin, please post an announcement.

-[Administrator] Jade Immortal: …………

-Anonymous: Even Professor Ji was shocked wwwwwwww

-Anonymous: Professor Ji rubbing his eyes while looking at Homo pictures.jpg

[Velsa] Berserker: Eighth Update

too delicious.

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-[Millennium Cave] Home Hero: Oh!

-Kaguya Udumbara: I want to eat this! It looks so delicious!!!

-Oeyama: What's this, a close-up from a food drama?

-Anonymous: I feel like that older woman is about to get really angry.

[Velsa] Berserker: Ninth Update

My friend added radish and modified the recipe, making the dish even tastier.

On a friend's suggestion, we decided to add the new version with radish to the menu, giving customers both a new and old option.

Looking back now, I realize the old version had its own unique charm, and I think it was the right choice.

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-Kaguya Udangoin: A Gourmet Drama in Full Bloom

-[Millennium Cave] Home Hero: The King's Way of Jump-style Food Manga - Part 1

-Anonymous: You're kidding. That grumpy old lady was actually laughing...

-Anonymous: Having gone this far, I have no choice but to acknowledge your abilities. That's the feeling I have.

-[Millennium Cave] Romantic Cowboy: Mr. Cabone looks much more relaxed. I can understand how difficult it is to deal with elders.

-[Millennium Cave] Deep Sea Fear: Check out your nickname.

[Velsa] Berserker: Last Update

Finally, my friend decided to work at the bar this semester and help improve the menu.

We will be introducing new dishes regularly every month. If you're interested, feel free to give them a try.

That concludes today's update. I'll start a new thread if anything interesting comes up.

-Miko, Sora-no-Kuki: Congratulations!

-Al-ice: The unfolding is so wonderful it makes me want to laugh.

- Udumbara Kaguya: Homo Adventure - One Turn - Caveman's Shop Visit - One Turn - Caveman's Kitchen - One Turn - Advertisement

Was this also included in your calculations?

-Oeyama: If it's really just an advertisement, then it's fine. I was immediately drawn in.

-Anonymous: When I came to my senses, two hours had already passed. This post has devoured my time.

-Anonymous: This year's freshmen are really interesting.

-[Millennium Cave] Romantic Cowboy: Planning to try the beef there in a couple of days. DM me if you're interested in joining a group.

-Anonymous: Private message sent

-Anonymous: I've already messaged you privately. By the way, which one of you from the Thousand-Year Cave are you?

-Anonymous: No offense to any of you seniors, but I really don't remember having any cowboys in our cave...

-[Millennium Cave] Romantic Cowboy: What cowboy?

-[Millennium Cave] Deep Sea Fear: So haven't I been telling you all along? You logged into the wrong student account, you idiot!

-[Millennium Cave] Romantic Cowboy: Ah

-Kaguya Udankein: Hilarious!

- [Administrator] Earl: Oh, I had a really good laugh today.

Anonymous: You actually actually kept watching, Earl wwwwwww

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(A reply two days later)

-Kingsman: Listen everyone, in this era, magical techniques are so advanced that there are countless photo editing methods. Therefore, the content of the main post is really unreliable. I think it's very likely that the image was automatically generated by magic.

- Pink Bunny: You're doomed, you're beyond saving (laughs)

Popular posts on the campus forum: "[This humiliating defeat at the Thousand-Year Cave...]" & Unpopular posts: "[The Brave Adventurer]"

remind:

The two posts in this chapter are short side stories that connect to chapters 45 and 50 of the main story.

Since it's not part of the main story and doesn't contain any important information, it was relegated to the "related to the work" category as a short side story.

If you're worried about spoilers, please read up to the corresponding point in the main story before watching.

that's all.

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The humiliating defeat at the Thousand-Year Cave has become the biggest topic on the academy forum these past two days...

[Millennium Cave] Explosive Maniac: General Melt, who is always straightforward, bluntly said that if Millennium Cave continues to lose like this, he is afraid that it will not even care about saving face!

[Millennium Cave] Demolition Maniac: Alright! I've said my piece, the rest is up to you!

Anonymous: Melt, have you no shame...?

Anonymous: So embarrassing, so embarrassing.

-[Administrator] Cowboy: Hahahaha!

[Millennium Cave] Demolition Maniac: You're still laughing!

-[Administrator] Cowboy: Who will win?

The infamous Four Heavenly Kings of the Thousand-Year Cave, the curse masters who strike fear into the hearts of the islanders, and magicians with over a century of combat experience.

VS

Two newbies who have only been enrolled for a month

-Pink Bunny: Wow, this is so suspenseful!

[Millennium Cave] Explosives Maniac: Bill, you bastard!

[Administrator] Cowboy: I have to have a drink now~~ The drinks tonight are delicious~~~

-[Millennium Cave] Elusive People: Did you all see that? If you used curses to annoy younger students during your school days, you'll face your karma many years later!

-[Administrator] Cowboy: Kano, shut up.

[Millennium Cave] Explosion Maniac: Kano, shut up. And to the first anonymous person before, go buy me some cheese, I need it now.

- [Administrator] Cowboy: Melt, please refrain from planning any acts of persecution on the public forum. This is a warning from the administrator.

-[Administrator] Tianmo: The administrator has issued two warnings!

[Millennium Cave] Demolition Maniac: Remember to buy cheese for two.

-Kaguya Udankein: LOL. What's going on?

-BlazingBloodPrincess: I saw in the live stream posts that the situation looked great, with the idiots in the guild and Giltan both getting caught. How could we possibly lose?

-Fiery Princess shared a link: [Secretly live-streaming~ About to sneak into the ball~ Only the idiots from the student council and clubs can't see it~]

-[Student Council] Dragonblood Knight: !!!

[Student Council] Dragonblood Knight: President!! We've all been working ourselves to the bone, and you knew all along but didn't report it and just stood by and watched on the forum!!!

-Fiery Princess: I'm away on a business trip with Vanguard. I'll cheer for whoever wins.

[Student Council] Dragonblood Knight: Fellow students of Trista Academy! Fellow administrators!! How could such an irresponsible mage be appointed as the current student council president? I strongly demand an impeachment!!

[Millennium Cave] Demolition Maniac: That's the one. Although we prepared countermeasures for the clubs and student council, this year's new recruits are just too capable.

-Kaguya Udankein: Ah, that guy who threw shit last time?

-Kaguya Udumbara: Could it be that...?

-Pink Bunny: Could it be...?

-[Millennium Cave] Home Hero: Could it be!

[Millennium Cave] Explosive Maniac: There's no cheese this time, and Polly, what are you doing "Masaka" there?

[Millennium Cave] Explosion Maniac: He wins by using orthodox magic combat, which is why he's so weird... I mean, even though I've been downgraded to the unorthodox level by sticking to tradition, I still have home-field advantage and a bunch of useless underlings.

-Anonymous: Can you please remove the word "useless," boss?

-Anonymous: We're also trying very hard to move forward (crying)

[Student Council] Dragonblood Knight: Not a single person replied to me!!

[Millennium Cave] Explosive Maniac: They used countermeasures, divine enhancements, and massive magical power to completely overwhelm me. What's going on? Are all the freshmen monsters?

-[Millennium Cave] Deep Sea Fear: ...?!

-[Millennium Cave] Deep Sea Fear: How could you be unprepared? Didn't I already have Polly inform you of the information?

-[Millennium Cave] Demolition Maniac: I told you, he can throw shit, shoot arrows, and play with ice. Who knew it would turn out like this in actual combat?

-[Millennium Cave] Deep Sea Fear: Polly?!?!

-Kaguya Udumbara: I'm starting to want to laugh.

-Fiery Princess: 35 seconds more. She'll start laughing in 35 seconds.

-[Millennium Cave] Home Hero: Because, because... I was really messed up before... If Melt is ready to win...

-[Millennium Cave] Home Hero: Doesn't that mean Melt is going to escape this calamity?

-[Millennium Cave] Homebound Hero: How could this be! How could we allow her to have it all by herself?!

-Kaguya Udumbara: Hahahahahaha!

-Pink Bunny: Hahahahahaha!!

- [Administrator] Cowboy: [Laughing][Laughing][Laughing]

[Millennium Cave] Explosive Maniac: Polly, you bastard—!!!

-DEVILMAN: Oh my god, I almost laughed myself into the soup.

-Vilsa: I burst out laughing.

-[Student Council] Dragonblood Knight: ...

[Student Council] Dragonblood Knight: You guys, I really... sigh... sigh...

-[Millennium Cave] Elusive and unpredictable: Well said, Polly! This spirit of mutual sabotage is the very will of us from Millennium Cave!

-[Millennium Cave] People appear and disappear like ghosts: By the way, everyone's beloved senior Fang seems to have just fainted, and I am trying my best to observe.