"Well?"

Beiyuan Kong touched the girl's head and said with a smile: "I want to go on an adventure in the jungle of Stranglethorn Vale, I want to be caught in the rain of Ashenvale, I want to feel the breeze in the beautiful Nagrand grasslands, and I want to see the sunset in the West Wilderness."

"I want to bathe in the moonlight of Nordrassil, see the snow of Winterspring, and drink a pot of strong liquor in the hot springs there... This world is also very big, and I want you to accompany me to experience it one by one."

Listening to the senior's story, a hint of longing flashed in Hui's bright eyes.

Although she had been to this world, she had never been to those beautiful places in the legends. She had only seen pictures of those places from the memories of her predecessors. The pictures alone were intoxicating, and they must be very beautiful in reality.

"So, senior, you have so many places you want to go? But there is not enough time this time." The girl said with a smile.

"Although my main purpose for coming here to play with you is to do some research, I think it would be nice to become a lord in this world if possible."

Bei Yuankong thought for a moment and said softly, "I want to build a big house, either on the island of the Broken Sun facing the sea, or on the floating island of Nagrand, or under the eternal moonlight of Nordrassil."

As each place name was mentioned, the girl imagined what it looked like in her memory, and her eyes became brighter.

This is a world that has been interfered with. The World Tree will not be burned, and Nordrassil will always be safe. Deathwing's conspiracy has been exposed, and the earth will not split again.

They know that there are old gods hiding underground, so they should organize a coalition to find a way to destroy them. The Burning Legion's base camp was blown up, and it will take many years for Sargeras to make a comeback. Even the secrets of the Shadow Realm have been revealed, so it is only a matter of time before they defeat the Jailer.

This world is full of dangers for ordinary people, but it has become a playground for the senior. He may be more powerful than Sargeras now, and no one can threaten him.

The biggest factions in Azeroth are the Alliance and the Horde, but there are still many places that do not belong to either side. Even if they publicly announce that they occupy a certain place, they have no right to interfere. If you are not convinced, just come and grab it.

"Come to think of it, Senior has suddenly become so strong. I'm a little uncomfortable with that..."

“To be honest, I also feel a little confused. It’s not an exaggeration to describe it as a deus ex machina.” Kitahara Sora smiled bitterly and shook his head.

The Spartan bloodline is actually the worst one. Although it is cheap and has a resurrection function, its shortcomings are also obvious.

Promotion cannot be purchased by spending points, and even resurrection has very strict prerequisites. Who can guarantee that their body will be intact after they die? This is probably why almost no one actively redeems.

Do you have the aura of a protagonist? No, I have died in battles several times, and I was always beaten by others, which was extremely frustrating.

The biggest halo is the correctness of decision-making. Although the team members are not very good, it is because of them that I am who I am now.

If I had planned to go the lone wolf route from the beginning, perhaps there would have been no future.

But the Spartan bloodline has always been weak, but once it comprehends the rules, it will become a god. There is no god in the Devil May Cry world, the devil is the god.

"It's the rule of belief. Sparta had no belief at the beginning, but after awakening to humanity, he gained belief."

Beiyuankong recalled the dream he had when the great demon destroyed the world when he died for the first time. In the dream, the little knight held his wooden sword and stood firmly in front of his sister to confront the destroyer. It was about courage, determination and the power of protection. Sparta's belief was too idealistic.

"After understanding the rules, my mind gained a lot of knowledge, but before I could digest it, it was taken back by the observer."

In fact, if it weren't for the Spartan ancestry, he should have developed long ago. Is his bloodline suppressing his growth?

Kitahara Sora suddenly looked at Hui. Perhaps if he followed his heart earlier, he would awaken to the true demon form earlier?

"Hmm?" The senior suddenly looked at her, and Hui tilted her head in confusion.

Beiyuan Kong retracted his gaze, shook his head and continued: "But even if it is taken back, I am still S-level now. Although I have never fought against Bai Ling, I should be stronger than her. Destroying the life of a world should not be a problem."

"Senior, are you planning to use your power to make this star surrender?" Hui blinked.

"Why would I conquer Ai-chan if I have nothing to do? This planet will face more hardships in the future. Not to mention that we will have to deal with all kinds of troubles after conquering it, the Observer will not allow us to continue to interfere."

Bei Yuankong curled his lips in annoyance. "No matter what this planet goes through, it will be safe in the end. Although there are many warriors here, I am not a warrior. Isn't it good to settle here occasionally, grow some vegetables, go fishing, and watch the sunrise and sunset?"

"So why here? I didn't know it was a festival before I came here." Hui said with a smile as a sexy elf walked by quickly.

This is the main road from Goldshire to Stormwind City, but the large flow of people today is obviously abnormal.

Yes, today is the annual Wine Festival, and they are all rushing to the city to participate in the carnival. This is a festival hosted by the dwarves. There are only seven days in a year when wine is free to drink, but the food is relatively more expensive than usual.

Starting from Goldshire, many people in a hurry had passed them along the way. There were people of all races, humans, elves, draenei, dwarves... merchants riding in carriages, adventurers riding various mounts, ordinary civilians, and speculators.

But they had one thing in common, that is, everyone cast curious glances at Kitahara Sora and Hui.

Although this world allows freedom in clothing and all kinds of weird outfits, the styles of the two are obviously inconsistent with the general environment.

All skirts in this world are long skirts, but modern and fashionable skirts like Hui's have not been designed yet. Her dress is a very common waist-hugging dress in reality, which is a calf-exposing style, especially with the delicate embroidery pattern on it, which is both avant-garde and beautiful.

Kitahara Sora wore a short-sleeved shirt with English letters printed on it and light blue denim shorts. The casual sneakers on their legs were also a work of art that could not be produced in this era.

Along the way, several discerning merchants wanted to buy the clothes that Kitahara Sora and Hui were wearing, and they also received many metal business cards, one of which was made of pure gold. Who said that goblins are all misers? The goblin boss is very generous!

"I came here...mainly because I wanted to see Stormwind City. After all, it is the largest human city in the game and the economic center of the Alliance. But it's a pleasant surprise to catch the Brew Festival."

Beiyuankong thought for a moment and said with a smile: "So, how about we attend the Wine Festival today?"

Hui smiled and nodded, "Well, it's just a trip, I'm fine with it."

The two of them walked leisurely towards Stormwind City, chatting all the way. After rejecting two guys who claimed to be master tailors, they turned a corner and the legendary Stormwind City appeared in their sight.

It is even more magnificent than in the game, with the gate wall alone being thirty meters high.

In the game, there is an open space at the gate of the city. Because it is relatively flat, PVP enthusiasts like to plant flags and PK here. Large holiday events such as the Wine Festival are also held here. But in reality, there is no large open space here, only a moat canal that is more than ten meters wide.

The gate of Stormwind City was heavily guarded, with the Royal Guards neatly lined up on both sides of King's Avenue, Griffin Riders hovering in the sky on guard, and from time to time there was a sharp eagle cry coming from overhead.

However, the situation today was obviously tighter than usual. Dozens of soldiers in silver armor were blocking the door, and the queue to enter the city even stretched out dozens of meters away.

"Fuck, I still have to go through security."

Looking at the long dragon, Kitahara Sora turned his head to look at the girl beside him, "Has it always been like this?"

"It wasn't that strict last time. Maybe it's because today is a holiday."

Hui looked up and saw the inspector holding a thick stack of wanted posters, comparing them with every person entering the city one by one, while the archmage next to him was dragging a magic ball, checking the magic marks on their alliance badges.

Beiyuankong thought for a moment and whispered, "Open the curtain and sneak in?"

"I'm only A-level. The magic ball in the hands of the archmage at the door is a stealth detection tool. I will be discovered immediately."

Hui silently took out his alliance badge from his ring and said seriously, "Even if you are here to play, you still have to respect the rules?"

"Rules, bullshit rules. You have badges, but where do I get one? And I don't want to attract their attention for now. We are still dangerous elements in the eyes of King Wa."

Kitahara Sora curled his lips, pulled Hui and swaggered towards the door.

Although the two men's bodies did not disappear, the people who were queuing up obediently seemed to be unable to see them. Even when they slipped in past the soldiers who were checking them, they did not notice.

"Eh? Senior, can you sneak too?" The girl widened her eyes and looked at the soldiers around her curiously.

"It's just a large-scale mental suggestion that minimizes our presence. Unless we actively approach them to talk to them, we won't be noticed."

After Kitahara Sora gave a brief explanation, the two bypassed the guards and came to the Hero Valley. The reason why this place is called the 'Hero Valley' is because of the five huge hero statues arranged on the canal bridge.

They were the heroes who were on their first expedition into the Outlands, but for Kitahara Sora, three of them were old acquaintances.

The statue in the middle is Turalyon, followed by Khadgar and Alleria Windrunner. The other ones I haven't seen before are Danath Trollbane for humans and Kurland Wildhammer for dwarves.

When passing by the statue of Alleria, Bei Yuankong glanced at the praise below, which roughly means "Your heart is like a sharp arrow, flying straight in the sky. My sister, you will always be the pride of the Windrunner family - Sylvanas Windrunner left"

Well, it's true that Alleria is proud, but I don't know how Queen Sylvanas is doing now. If it weren't for Yukino who ruined the undead's conspiracy last time, Jaina and Rhonin might have really fallen into the hands of the Withercaller.

As the queen, it is impossible for her not to know about such a big event. After the incident is over, the tribe still needs them to contain the alliance. It is unlikely that the entire race will be liquidated, but the queen should feel bad, and the mastermind of the incident, the dog-licking ranger, will probably not escape death.

After entering the main city, the security is still strict, but the nature is similar to that of the patrolling special police in reality. Stormwind City now gives people a feeling of being full of exotic customs, plus the festive atmosphere.

There are lights and decorations everywhere, and balloons with wine glasses painted on them are hung everywhere.

There were endless laughter and shouts, people of different races were communicating freely and laughing. There were dwarves holding wine glasses, children chasing each other, little girls selling flowers, street vendors carrying goods... and all kinds of drunkards.

What is different from the game is that mounts are not allowed in the city, you can only walk around by leading them, and the sky is also a no-fly zone.

What’s even more interesting is that one guy’s horse pulled a pile of shit on the road. He was so scared that he immediately bent down to pick it up, but as soon as he held the hot dumpling in his hand, three sheriffs in armor jumped out...

The leading female sheriff ignored the unfortunate guy's pleading, coldly took out a feather pen and wrote and drew on a small notebook... Then the accompanying adjutant stretched out his hand... The guy made a bitter face and obediently took out a few copper coins from his bag.

Yes, that's right, pay the fine!

But suddenly Kitahara Sora froze, and Hui followed his gaze and also froze in place.

The feather pen in the sheriff's hand is nothing special, the main thing is... the little white notebook in her hand is obviously the crystallization of modern papermaking technology. If I remember correctly, parchment was used in this era!

Also, the things her two lieutenants were holding looked familiar. Although the shape was a bit weird, it was a fully automatic rifle! Although it was inlaid with magic-driven crystals, it must be a fully automatic rifle!

And at the foot of the street, the elf girl who vomited all over the place and even half of her genitals were exposed was holding a container that was... a trash can?

Beiyuankong felt that his brain was a little confused and muttered: "That thing..."

"It's a trash can, and it's made of plastic." Hui nodded and responded seriously.

Plastic? Although the world is rich in rubber, oil, minerals and other resources, making plastics requires a huge industrial system to support it. It is not so easy to extract natural gas. It is too much.

Bei Yuankong slowly raised his head, looking at the industrial smoke rising from the sky in the south of the city and fell into deep thought. Or... their technology is supported by magic?

What did Aso say to the master craftsman last time? It's a bit outrageous, isn't it? It looks like some kind of revolution is about to begin? Plastics are even being put into use!

Traffic control, trash cans, urban appearance penalty system...it seems that this world has been completely changed by interference.

"Barbarism is transforming into civilization, and Stormwind is carrying out infrastructure reforms. After the invention of plastic, it was not used in wars, but was invested in and used for people's livelihood construction. This proves that the Alliance and the Horde have temporarily stopped the war and entered a stage of peaceful development."

Hui Qingche's eyes also revealed a hint of strangeness, and he said with a stifled smile: "This place has become interesting. Perhaps it won't be long before this place becomes a world where technology and magic are combined."

"I'm afraid that Aso gave the master craftsman a USB flash drive. Maybe they are even building a production line. Damn!"

After complaining, Beiyuan Kong immediately sorted out the logic. Steam engines had already been invented here, and Stormwind City even had a mine tunnel subway that went directly to Ironforge. The reason why they had not entered the technological information age was actually because they relied too much on magic.

Long-distance calls can be made using magic, and magic crystals can record images...it actually makes sense that they can be connected with just one click.

Suddenly, there was a commotion in the distance, and several people in luxurious clothes were being escorted in a certain direction. Kitahara Sora and Hui looked at each other in confusion, and after listening to the conversations around them, they learned that... was that some noble lord?

It is not appropriate to hang a person in public on this festive day, so he should be temporarily put in the death row and executed after the festival?

"It's a revolution, and revolution means rivers of blood..."

Beiyuankong's mouth twitched, and he muttered, "The King of Wa should be very busy recently."

"After gaining the power of knowledge, he immediately started the centralized reform. You are worthy of being the Lionheart King." Hui showed a meaningful look, "Do you want to meet them? Remind them to pay attention to environmental protection?"

"Meet? Bullshit! Tyrande's elves must be pioneers in environmental protection. They must have a way to eliminate pollution through magic."

After Kitahara Sora finished his complaints, he looked around the surroundings and pulled Hui towards the event venue in the south of the city.

0 Chapter 23 Perfume, High Heels, and Parasols

Although Stormwind is set in the European Middle Ages, it is still very different from the real Middle Ages.

Why is it called the Stinky Middle Ages? You can find out by just searching online.

Because the entire Middle Ages was filled with a smell, and that was the smell of shit!

The medieval people in Europe did not understand what water conservancy projects were, and there were actually only a few toilets in their entire city.

People at that time had no sense of shame, and were even more casual than the Indians today, pulling things wherever they went.

For example, why do noble women wear puffy skirts? Because they have a skirt frame inside the skirt to make it easier to poop. When they are walking and feel like pooping, they suddenly squat slightly... Hey, you will find that the noble lady has left her gift under her feet.

Underwear? What is that? Ladies don't wear that because it's inconvenient to poop whenever you want.

Stockings? Those are for men, and women don’t need to cover their leg hair! Only a man who can dance a ballet at a banquet wearing high heels and stockings is a truly elegant gentleman.

For example, Louis XIV was the most elegant dancer. If the great king could be taller and thinner, he would be more perfect.

But how were high heels invented? Because even in Paris, the ground is evenly covered with a layer of 5 cm thick Olegei.

This is not just for humans, the main means of transportation at the time was horse-drawn carriages, so there are also gifts from horses. With the combination of man and horse, it is not surprising that it is five centimeters high.

But what to do when the road is muddier than a country path on a rainy day? So, high heels were born for practical purposes only. As long as the heel is raised, the whole foot will not sink in and cannot get out.

It's just muddy and disgusting on rainy days, but it's much more interesting in the hot summer.

When the temperature rises and the smell evaporates, it can make dogs drunk and flies cover their noses and exclaim. If you are a modern person who travels there, you are amazing if you can open your eyes!

For example, was the parasol really first used to protect against UV rays? What a joke! It was because people living in the houses on both sides of the street would handle it casually.

They would not care if there was anyone below, they would just open the window and throw the water out. If you were not careful while walking on the streets in the Middle Ages, you would be dyed with gold juice for free, so noble ladies began to use umbrellas.

The funniest thing is that the Paris government found that they couldn't stop people, so they issued a decree. It said that when throwing an Ollie, you must shout "Shit is coming!" three times from your balcony to remind people on the street, otherwise it is illegal.

That’s right! If you shout, it’s legal to throw shit, but if you don’t shout, it’s illegal!

As for the people below who are not agile enough, whoever is caught up will be the one. People have reminded you three times, who can you blame if you can't avoid it?

Let me give you another example. You know the world-famous Palace of Versailles.

That magnificent palace had 2300 rooms, but there was not a single toilet in these rooms.

Therefore, every party held in that palace is a gathering full of flavor, because after the dinner, every corner of the Palace of Versailles is filled with souvenirs and gifts left by the guests.

It is impossible to stop it. Aristocratic gentlemen have to poop after eating, right? When you invite people to a party, can they only stuff their food in but not let it go? This is obviously unreasonable.

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