There is something wrong with my infinite flow teammates!

It is said that the mentality of showing off wealth at that time was also very strange. The things that nobles competed with each other were not gold, silver, or jewelry, but chamber pots! The most famous one was Louis XIV. After all, he was the king, so he was the most powerful. He had 264 chamber pots.

Moreover, there was a special official position at that time, which was the urinal emptyer. If it was translated into a Chinese official position, it would be very high-sounding, "the guard with a basin in front of the emperor"!

The purpose is to make it convenient for the king to take things wherever he goes. After all, he is the king and he cannot be as casual as other people.

The king has many chamber pots, but the princes and princesses have none. What should they do? But they have many rooms, so they can just stick their butts towards the fireplace and solve the problem at once.

But you have to be careful in winter, as it is easy to get burned by fire. Be careful in summer as well, as it is easy to get covered in swallow ash.

If you accidentally rub your butt black it's a big problem, because they don't take baths, so if it gets black you can only wait for it to turn white naturally. They just rub it on their bodies and they get a lot of black eyes.

According to the history of European morality, physical purity is a blasphemy to the soul, and the clothes on holy people are all pieced together, like they are wearing plate armor.

So no matter whether they were nobles or commoners, they not only had the smell of Oli Gei that made dogs intoxicated, but also various mysterious fermented fragrances. Thus, perfume was born.

But the smell is covered up, but what should I do if the lice on my body are too itchy? That's easy, just shave your head and wear a wig, and it must be a white wig, so that you look steady and noble!

The Gallic rooster's habit of wearing wigs was later adopted by the British people and is still used today.

This is why British people wear wigs in court when they are involved in lawsuits, because it makes them look dignified and sacred. The most common thing to see is in Hong Kong and Taiwan style TV dramas in the 80s and 90s, where white wigs became the standard in court.

……

Beiyuankong spoke in a strange and eccentric tone. After speaking for a long time, he said to Hui happily, "Now you know that although Stormwind City is in medieval style, it is different from the real world. That's right! The skirts of the girls here are normal, without internal skeletons. Men also have to take a bath. Although there is perfume, it is not to cover up fermentation. There is no ointment all over the floor..."

"boom!"

"Oh, shit, that hurts!"

The girl who was performing the headbutt stopped. Although she still had an expressionless look on her face, her cheeks were flushed and even her eyebrows couldn't help twitching.

Although the girl was both embarrassed and annoyed, there was still an uncomfortable smile in her eyes... That complicated look was extremely messy.

This guy is clearly disseminating scientific knowledge, but what he says is so disgusting. It is obviously so disgusting, but his tone is super funny... It makes people want to continue listening.

What's all this nonsense about Oli Gei, shit, piss, the young lady's gift, etc.? His train of thought is truly that of an idiot!

This topic would be fine under normal circumstances, but doesn’t he consider the current environment?

This is a festival square filled with delicious food and fine wine. Although the noise is a bit harsh, the laughter and joyful music give people a festive and happy feeling.

Others are eating and drinking, but this idiot is so excited to chat and talk, what's wrong with his brain! So the senior sister is becoming more and more naughty because she has been assimilated? If this continues, sooner or later she will become abnormal!

Alas... Hui sighed inwardly. Although it was a bit disgusting, it was indeed quite funny. She almost couldn't help herself...

She looked around. The festival square, which was about the size of a football field, was not crowded with people, but it was also filled with people joining in the revelry.

The real wine festival on Aixing is very similar to the summer festival in Japan. In addition to the bartenders who shuttle among the crowd, there are also vendors selling various staple foods and snacks, and challenge games...

All drinks are free today, with a steady supply of ale and rum shipped here from Ironforge, but you need to buy your own food.

On the left side of the square was a dwarf band, playing violins, beating tambourines and dancing happily, while the crowd watching raised their wine glasses, swayed their heads, sang and danced.

In the center were several rows of long tables arranged like buffets, piled high with all kinds of sumptuous delicacies...chicken, duck, fish and meat were all available, as well as a dazzling array of fruit platters, which made one's mouth water at just one glance.

Although the price of five silver coins was half a month's expenditure for most ordinary families, the buffet area was still crowded with people. They included farmers, blacksmiths, hunters, shoemakers, inscription masters, spellcasters, and adventurers.

Dwarves and elves are arm in arm, humans and dwarves are arguing and playing finger-guessing games... Today, as long as you sit down, everyone is friends. There is no need to know each other's names, just eat and drink.

If you see someone you don't like, you can punch him twice. Fighting is not allowed in Stormwind, but you can vent your anger only during these few days each year. Patrol guards will not interfere in fights between drunks, as long as they don't draw their weapons. Cripples or murders will be punished.

The guards would even be like the drunkards waving flags and shouting around them, with their hands on their hips, looking like they were watching a good show, to see who would be knocked down and who would hold his teeth and grin foolishly.

As you wander around the fragrant wine and barbecue, and immersed in the environment of laughter and singing, your emotions should be infected, and you should be unable to help but join in.

But this guy keeps saying "Oli Gei" when he opens his mouth and "Gouzi is also drunk and dreaming" when he closes his mouth. What on earth is this idiot thinking?

"Senior is really a pervert." The girl frowned and took a while to utter a word.

"Pervert? This is serious history, okay?"

Bei Yuankong's eyes widened, and he said unconvincedly: "I am not exaggerating at all, okay? It is just so disgusting. Otherwise, why would they easily have an epidemic, and every time a large number of people die? If you don't believe me, go check it out on the Internet yourself."

"..."

Hui opened his mouth and was about to say something, then sighed helplessly in his heart and instantly gave up the desire to argue with the idiot. He was still immersed in the ocean of history.

Although I didn't understand what he meant, what he said was indeed correct.

That is the real history. Europe became a hotbed of cholera and disease because it was too dirty.

It is said that ditches were built later, but all the filth was discharged into the river on which they depended for survival. Even though the river was polluted, they still washed clothes and cooked without caring. The Ganges would probably silently give a thumbs up when seeing this.

But they did not have the strong physique of the third brother, and the consequence was that diseases spread rampantly. The end of every major disaster was that all people had to die before the source of transmission was cut off, which was so tragic that it was hard to describe.

Thinking of this, Hui glanced at the cheerful environment around her, then looked down at the bluestone ground under her feet.

As for Stormwind City in Azeroth, it is not a stinking medieval city. The streets are clean, with nothing but fallen leaves. Even if a mount defecates on the road, if caught, there will be a fine.

Although the toilets here are the most primitive dry toilets, every pub and shop has an independent toilet. Every three days, special collectors will come to collect the waste. They go out before dawn and knock on doors every house.

To use the words of Senior Idiot, they might be starting to involute themselves!

Why did they start rolling inwards? Because there might be nothing left to be gained soon! Because Aso brought the concept of flush toilets based on sewer hydraulic engineering and cylinder principles with him…

Walking all the way from the trade zone to the festival square, one can see that the royal palace area east of Stormwind has begun massive construction. Two-meter-wide and more than one-meter-deep trenches crisscross the main roads and alleys, forming a vein-like network that converges at the port in the north and leads to the sea.

Not only did they start digging sewers, they also started building public toilets in every corner... This was all done by that guy Aso.

Maybe he really gave the master craftsman a... No, it was a bunch of USB flash drives! What's the next step? Are you considering building a hydroelectric power station?

"King Wa is very wise."

Suddenly, Kitahara Sora said something inexplicable, bringing Hui, who was daydreaming, back to reality.

"Now the Horde and the Alliance have signed a new peace agreement. What does that mean? It means that King Varian shared some knowledge with Thrall. Otherwise, there would be no truce. If the Horde knew that the Alliance had obtained knowledge that could change the world and wanted to keep it for themselves, they would only burn their boats and would not give you time to develop and reform."

"Besides, they have only solved the threat from their eldest cousin. There are still the Dark Ancient God and the Shadow Realm waiting for them. Now is definitely not the time to fight to the death."

And the Red Dragon Queen hasn't been resurrected yet, but that is the shared sin of Yukino and myself.

Bei Yuankong shook his head and sighed, "The Alliance and the Horde have been grudged for a long time. It is impossible to completely eliminate the hatred all at once. Countless people died in the war. Almost 30% of the family members of both the Alliance and the Horde died at the hands of the other side... Not to mention that King Vulcan hates the orcs to the core."

Hearing this, Hui suddenly nodded and smiled faintly, "King Varian is indeed a hero."

Yes, King Varian is the most popular character in the Alliance, and he deserves the weight of the word hero. He lost his father in childhood, his wife in middle age, and his soul was split into two different individuals by the Black Dragon Princess.

The cowardly side became a puppet, and the crazy side was thrown into the orc arena as a slave.

King Wa had a tragic fate and a rough life, but he still had an unyielding heart. He was not only brave and resourceful, but also very wise. For the sake of world peace, he could even put aside his personal blood feud.

Otherwise, how could he make the alliance so united and gain the admiration of all leaders? It is not without reason that he is honored as the 'Supreme King of the Alliance'.

"But what does this have to do with us?"

Kitahara Sora suddenly laughed, looked around, and his eyes locked on a stall selling barbecue.

The stall is run by a kind-faced dwarf lady. Her benevolent and generous smile makes people feel very warm. It seems that the voice-over of the dwarf lady in the game also has a kind feeling, which makes people feel very safe.

This race is like this, simple and honest, they can't even get a fart with three hammers.

"It's already noon, right? Are you hungry?"

"hungry?"

Hui replied subconsciously, and Kitahara Sora took her hand again and took her directly to the barbecue stall.

The girl was confused by this guy's somewhat unconventional thinking, but when she came to her senses, she had already arrived in front of the barbecue shop... Hui lowered her head slightly, looking at the various kinds of barbecue, and was stunned for a moment.

Because she was just influenced by the rich history, now no matter what food the girl sees, her mind can't help but think of the joke-like popular science told by the stupid senior... and that particularly funny nickname, oh... cough cough.

How can you possibly eat that, idiot!

Then, the girl's eyes suddenly became stern, which was rare, and she felt inexplicably angry.

"I'm not hungry. If you want to eat, you don't have to ask for my opinion."

Chapter 24: Goose Goose Goose

"Well, I'm not hungry..."

Beiyuan Kong suddenly turned his head and stared straight into Hui's eyes, which made her feel a little uncomfortable. She said in confusion: "This is a barbecue stall, not the one owned by Third Brother..."

The girl was startled and her eyes widened suddenly, "Idiot!!!"

"boom!"

"Fuck... cough cough."

Kitahara Sora rubbed his chest which was almost dented by her, and looked at the angry Hui with a conflicted look on his face, but he unexpectedly felt that she was super cute. No wonder Lingyin liked to make fun of her.

But who did she learn this headbutt skill from? Yukino doesn’t know how to attack with a headbutt.

"No wonder the seniors say that seniors are annoying sometimes." Hui stared at him and said expressionlessly: "Perverted and childish."

Looking at the girl's red face but serious expression, Kitahara Sora almost had to hold back his laughter.

Those big watery eyes kept telling her that she actually wanted to laugh, but for the sake of her girlish modesty, she had to hold it back and keep her face expressionless... It's so cute.

Well, I saw a funny saying on the Internet in my previous life. When you can joke with a girl about poop, piss and fart without any scruples, she must have liked you for a long time.

Hui certainly didn't hate it. She felt disgusted but was trying to hold back her laughter. This guy could make something disgusting sound so funny!

Well, Kitahara Sora usually doesn’t have such a bad taste, but today we happened to talk about European history, so he told me some joke-like popular science that he had seen on the Internet before.

However, just as the two were joking, the stall owner finally couldn't help it...

The dwarf lady crossed her arms, looked at the two young couples with thoughtful expressions, and deliberately asked loudly: "Hey, kid, what do you think of me?"

This sudden voice made Kitahara Sora startled, and he subconsciously replied: "What?"

"I mean, what do you think of me?"

The auntie blinked, glanced at Bei Yuankong, and then put her big red braid behind her head.

She pointed at Hui who looked silly and cute, and said very seriously: "I, Sando Marian, was not only prettier than her twenty years ago, but also stronger than this girl. All the stinky men in the village gave me flowers every day because I could carry two wild boars in one breath, and now I can carry three."

"Eh, eh?" Hui tilted her little head blankly.

"what?"

Kitahara Sora was also confused. Wasn't it just a joke with Hui in front of you? It shouldn't be that serious, auntie!

Powerful? Pretty? Someone sends me flowers every day? What the hell is going on!

The dwarf lady had freckles all over her face, and her two black braids were tied behind her like chains. She had a barrel waist, a high nose bridge, and a mouth that was big enough to fit a fist and was a little crooked.

She is only about 1.2 meters tall, and the reason why she can show half of her body behind the shelf is that she has a bench under her short legs. Although she is not particularly ugly, do you think she is good-looking?

"Don't I look good?"

The old lady suddenly clenched her fists and rolled up her arms, bulging biceps thicker than Hui's thighs...

Then, she untied her arms and pointed at Hui again, "If I had a white dress like this girl, everyone here would gather around me, and those drunkards would fall for me and start fighting."

"hiss--"

Bei Yuankong took a breath of cold air, and a terrifying guess suddenly occurred in his mind. Then, he forced a stiff smile on his face, "Yes, yes, you are extremely beautiful... much more beautiful than the little girl next to me!"

"Eh?"

The girl looked at the stupid senior in astonishment, blinking her big, shining eyes. She suddenly pursed her lips. Although the stupid senior was hitting her, she felt inexplicably funny.

"Ah."

Seeing Hui's strange look, the aunt nodded in satisfaction, and then she winked at Kitahara Sora, "It is because of my beauty that you are so fascinated that you even forget your original purpose and even the feeling of hunger, isn't it?"

"Eh? What the hell?"

Facing the aunt's seductive eyes, Kitahara Sora rarely broke out in a cold sweat. After reacting, he quickly smiled and said, "Ah, yes, yes, buy food, buy food... This is..."

"Hey, boy, you have good taste."

Seeing him grab a piece of cleft trotter steak, the aunt's eyes lit up, and she immediately started talking in a gentle and long-winded voice that was unique to aunties...

"It was born in beautiful Nagrand. It once strolled leisurely on the vast grasslands and grew up slowly in the gentle breeze. When it was hungry, it ate fresh grass like you. When it was thirsty, it drank stream water as clear as my eyes. This big guy was taken from the Nesingwary hunting team. They..."

"Stop, stop, stop!"

Beiyuan Kong waved his hand quickly, put down the steak, and picked up another roasted lamb leg...

"Look, this is how young people gain vision. Look at the texture of the meat, look at the roasting technique, smell the intoxicating aroma of spices. It comes from the High Mountain, and it is the elves dancing on the steep cliffs..."

An honest and simple race, a kind-looking auntie, a gentle voice... Damn!

"How much!"