Nobody knows how to be a villain better than me.

But then again, you can't really blame him.

Who could blame this apprentice, with his scholarly and inquisitive mindset, for insisting on trying something that would lead to near-death experiences, even though he was utterly incompetent in matters of sexual pleasure?

Samael, who is the god of desire and sin, naturally fulfilled the other party's request without hesitation.

And so, after only half a round, Aozaki Touko, a mere mortal, was clutching her buttocks and almost trying to escape by jumping off the bed.

As a result, she was captured by Samael and brought to justice, where her strange request was thoroughly satisfied.

In the end, before midnight, the Grand Puppeteer, filled with a thirst for knowledge, faded away.

Incidentally, the method was—fainting.

In comparison, the substitute one is much more durable.

Samael's gaze shifted downwards, and there was a certain Rose Emperor from Rome, who was clinging to his neck like a koala, her head resting on his chest in a sweet slumber. A few drops of glistening saliva dripped from the little girl's half-open lips onto the ancient snake's skin, bringing a touch of coolness.

The lingering blush on her face and the occasional smacking sounds from her cherry lips suggested that she still felt a lingering sense of unfinished business.

Well, how should I put it?

As expected of someone of Claudius's bloodline, who claims to be a descendant of Venus, and as expected of the most wicked and depraved woman in the Holy Scriptures, the "Babylonian Great Woman."

Despite her small stature, she possesses extraordinary energy.

Once on board, it's like a wild horse bobbing along a bumpy road, yelling and shouting from beginning to end, full of momentum.

Of course, it's also possible that it's just that the momentum is strong.

The ancient serpent blocked out the erotic thoughts in my mind.

Looking at the scene and estimating the time, it suddenly dawned on me that this renowned "Babylonian Great Lady" had only lasted half an hour longer than the Grand Puppeteer on the left.

However, she has already achieved her goal.

At the very least, she succeeded in blaspheming the saints.

Moreover, it is currently the largest of the classics.

Samael gently pried open the two soft, white hands that were pressing against his neck, placed the Rose Emperor pendant hanging on his chest onto the soft bedding, his mind racing, and a teasing smile curved his lips.

Although the above two conditions still did not satisfy him, fortunately, he had more than one substitute.

As his thoughts raced, the ancient serpent glanced to its right.

A certain Yamato Nadeshiko-style housewife, with her hair tied up in a bun, a delicate face lacking any liveliness, and limbs with indistinct ball joints, was lying quietly to one side, in standby mode.

After glancing over the everyday items that had borne the brunt of the fire, a look around the room revealed pitted walls, broken marble floors, a ceiling covered in scratches and incomplete, and a crystal chandelier lying on the floor...

A classic example of minimalist Syrian war damage.

If an outsider unaware of the inside story were to step into this place, they would probably think that a brutal looting and slaughter had taken place here the night before.

Of course, theoretically speaking, it's not entirely wrong.

He did indeed experience several unique battles here last night, and the traces left behind are 10% from Orange and 20% from Nero.

As for the remaining 70%...

Samael lowered his eyes, picked up a strand of purple hair from beside his pillow, and looked at the empty space with a sense of helplessness.

The Queen of the Land of Shadows, who was the most resilient to pressure, ran away before he even woke up.

The reason Scáthach was able to sneak in and out without a trace was because the Queen of the Land of Shadows was one of the people who conspired to deceive the council into searching the entire area and secretly hiding her in the House of Dolls.

That's right, it's a partnership.

The people he initially recruited weren't just his good apprentice, Aozaki Touko.

Queen Scáthach of the Land of Shadows, the three goddesses of the Tohsaka family, a certain fox spirit, and Nero, the Rose Emperor and one of the Seven Beasts, all contributed their efforts.

Otherwise, no matter how careful Samael was, he wouldn't have been able to release so many misleading sources of information to the council.

As for the purpose of these women tacitly leaving him in Fuyuki City, Samael could guess it clearly with a little thought.

In short, it all boils down to four words: misuse of public resources for private gain.

After all, if he obediently went back to Parliament, he would be faced with a mountain of work and endless tasks.

Surrounded by such intense trivial matters, Samael had no time to be with his friends, even if he wanted to.

So, a group of women who had gotten together hit it off and lured the pillar that had maintained the stability of the mysterious world for thousands of years in the Dark Council to Fuyuki City and secretly hid it away.

The former speaker chose to turn a blind eye to this.

In any case, after the planning of the Fourth Holy Grail War, the twelve Towers of the End have released their suppression of the world, and the spiritual particles accumulated over thousands of years are returning to the surface, reviving the Age of Gods.

One by one, my familiar and relied-upon friends are awakening and returning.

As a beast of lust, Samael was never a hardworking and dedicated worker.

Having done everything he could, and with the world already sounding the alarm for change, he no longer needed to bear the burden so bitterly, and naturally, he decided to quit and run away.

Previously, he had never hesitated to relinquish those incredibly prestigious titles, such as King of Uruk, Lord of Greece, Roman Consul Prince, King of Jotunheim, Chief Knight of Camelot, and Queen's Husband.

He was just a nobody, a mere [Chairman]. If it weren't for the need to wait for the opportunity of the return of the Age of Gods, he would have run away long ago.

Now that he had the opportunity, Samael decisively took advantage of it. Under the cover of many layers, he sneaked into the uniquely advantageous city of Fuyuki, spending his days idly thinking about sex, and taking the opportunity to have sex with each of his accomplices who came to him for payment.

To be honest, this life is just too great.

Unfortunately, as the supreme god who represents original sin and governs desire, just like the chasm of the human heart, Samael finds it difficult to achieve true satisfaction.

Moreover, over time, the threshold for satisfying desires will continuously increase.

Coupled with his abnormal physique and strength, when he became unrestrained, few of his "durable" accomplices could withstand his heavy firepower.

Initially, due to Ilya's arrival, Irisviel was so engrossed in the raising game that she had no time or energy to satisfy the ancient serpent's desires.

So, one night, the two maids of the Einzbern family, wanting to help their master out of his troubles, dressed in maid outfits, rushed into the house after watching some kind of Japanese anime, and raped Samael, who had once again been rejected and returned to his room in frustration.

Later, one by one, his former accomplices came to his door demanding their "rewards".

Orange, Master, Rin, Ereshkigal, Nero—they've stopped pretending and spend all their time sneaking around and visiting others…

Soon after, Ai Song accidentally discovered this secret. By threatening to expose it, she successfully obtained a ticket and joined the Doll House's criminal gang.

Furthermore, Sajō Aika, with her cunning and ruthless nature, is also quite unethical.

The authorities assigned the naturally naive Attila to the vixens of NFF so that they could expand their business in Siberia and North Africa, without any intention of sharing her with them.

But that doesn't matter.

After all, with more and more people coming to visit and the activities becoming more and more frequent, Samael enjoyed a rather pleasant period of time.

However, the good times did not last long.

At the beginning of this year, Tokiomi Tohsaka, who had glimpsed the secrets of the root, moved his entire family to London under the pretext of his research hitting a bottleneck and going on a study trip. He also sent his three daughters to study at the Clock Tower.

Although he was supposedly going to study, before leaving, Samael felt that his old Master was looking at him strangely, as if he were a thief.

Especially when he greeted Sakura, Tokiomi Tohsaka immediately pulled his youngest daughter behind him, looking very wary.

Similarly, after reaching an agreement, Hiroki Sajō, the head of the Sajō family who was temporarily in charge of the Fuyuki Spirit Vein, also sent his two daughters on the ship and entrusted them to the Tohsaka family.

At that time, before Samael could even go up to say goodbye to Aika and Ayaka, Hiroki Sajou pushed his two daughters onto the boat as if fleeing for his life. He then turned around and greeted Samael, the true god of Fuyuki, with a look of resignation to his fate.

Clearly, his affair with the daughters of two families has been exposed.

It's no wonder that the two rival magician lineages could unite against a common enemy, cooperate closely, and guard against him with utmost vigilance.

After all, he had a total of five daughters, and he had ruined three of them.

There were only two seedlings left that hadn't been destroyed yet. As parents, we don't want all the cabbages in our family to be eaten by a beast of burden.

But the problem is...

I'm the one who got ruined!

The victimized snake expressed its complete innocence.

Although I am not entirely clean myself, I can still distinguish between the severity and urgency of my sins, right?

He was at most an innocent member of society forced to pay with his body; those who came to ask for "compensation" were, strictly speaking, a group of morally corrupt and legally ignorant coercive criminals.

Can you please stop with the gender discrimination?

Besides the scenario of "Madam, you don't want to either...", can't there also be a sentence like "Sir, you don't want to either..."?

Uh, it seems there really aren't any...

Samael thought of Japan's unique "crime against men" and the missing "crime against women," and was speechless for a moment.

It's hard, the fist is hard.

I'm so angry, when will the boy be able to stand up?

The deity, now burdened with yet another false accusation, was filled with resentment and speechless.

Based on convention and experience, it's easy to guess that it was probably his teammates Ereshkigal and Rin Tohsaka who accidentally let something slip, causing him to mess things up.

The fact that they avoided each other's gazes and looked embarrassed when they parted was the best proof of this.

Samael could only endure the cold coastal wind, take a puff of his cigarette, and silently bear it all.

Oh well, I'm used to it, I'm used to it...

After that, the two from the Tohsaka family and one from the Sajō family were forbidden from participating in yuri parties and obediently went to London to study.

Next, Irisviel also ran away.

Of course, this wasn't because of daily infidelity that she got angry. After all, as a princess in a tower, she had little understanding of worldly family ethics and concepts like monogamy.

The real reason is that this saintess, who is full of curiosity and a desire to explore the world, is obsessed with racing and has shown amazing talent in it. She secretly passed the preliminary rounds and successfully entered the WRC with a Panda 86.

WRC, or World Rally Championship, is a world-class rally series organized by the FIA ​​(Fédération Internationale de l'Automobile). The first race was held in 1973. Participating vehicles must strictly adhere to the prescribed routes, reach the designated checkpoints within the allotted time, and complete vehicle maintenance and inspections within the same timeframe. Rally stages consist of various temporarily closed public roads, including mountain roads, gravel roads, muddy roads, and icy roads, as well as sections of deserts, Gobi, and grasslands where closures are not possible. The complex terrain and long distances test not only the drivers' skills and experience but also the navigator's coordination, the vehicle's performance, and maintenance capabilities.

To this end, Irisviel actively assembled a racing team to prepare for the competition, and tricked two of her maids into serving as her mechanic and navigator, respectively.

The three of them not only spent all their time holed up in the old warehouse, modifying the Panda 86 they'd somehow acquired, but also familiarized themselves with rally tracks through meditation and video playback. They even became absent-minded about the housework they were supposed to do and their daily interactions.

These little tricks naturally didn't escape Samael's notice, and the three of them were quickly caught red-handed.

However, instead of scolding her, Samael chose to fully support her, using his own savings and connections to secretly complete all the facilities, recruit coaches and well-known retired female rally drivers to build a professional team tailored for Alice.

After all, strictly speaking, his own Holy Maiden was only ten years old, a time when she was naturally playful. As her husband, Samael could only offer her boundless support and understanding, especially given her childhood lack.

Deeply moved, Irisviel gave Samael a passionate kiss and, incidentally, let him experience the legendary car sex.

With the leniency of the snake, Irisviel has abandoned all worries and completely let loose. She is currently on her way to participate in the World Rally Championship with her professional team.

As is customary in previous years, this event will last at least 11 months.

In other words, the Einzbern trio are not at home at the moment.

Six or seven of the wives who used to frequently gather and visit each other have suddenly disappeared.

Samael had no choice but to settle for second best and drag one of the collateral damage dolls onto the pirate ship as well.

However, because the threshold for desire has been raised, this amount is simply a drop in the ocean.

The only one who can fight is Scáthach, who is both an adult female and a warrior.

But now...

You're not being a good friend, Master...

The ancient snake muttered to itself, its gaze drifting downwards to the raised blankets, feeling utterly annoyed.

As we all know, the early bird catches the worm.

The day's plan begins in the morning!

Chapter Two: Never Forget the Big Mistake of "Ying" (a vulgar expression) 6k

Seeing that all his companions were already lying down, Samael had no choice but to give up. He carefully moved the arm that was pressing on him with the pillow, got out of bed, put on his clothes, and tiptoed out of the room.

As soon as the ancient snake stepped out, its tall shadow fell upon him, and the proud heaving of its chest almost hit his face.

"Greetings, Your Highness. Is there anything I can do for you?"

In the corridor, the blonde doll-like girl, as if wound up, opened her azure eyes, quietly looked at her master, and asked in a soft voice.

That ascetic expression and alluring curves combined to create a unique charm that tempts one to commit a crime.

After a brief moment of stunned silence, Samael asked a question as if possessed.

"Anything is okay?"