Nobody knows how to be a villain better than me.

"Of course, as agreed, this body is at your service!"

Angelica paused solemnly, pounded her chest with her right fist, and knelt on one knee. With the rise and fall of her body, her bottomless cleavage was directly aimed at Samael's eyes. The bulging fat on both sides almost broke the taut button on her white shirt. Coupled with her crisp OL business suit, she looked exactly like a female secretary standing in front of a desk, waiting for the boss to give orders.

This is what you show me first thing in the morning?

Which boss can withstand such a test?

The scene before him nearly made Samael's anger, which he had just managed to suppress, boil over. He instinctively looked away, waved his hands repeatedly, and politely declined in a muffled voice.

"Cough, no...no need..."

"Then, shall I go in and tidy up the bedroom first? Then I'll prepare breakfast for you."

"No need!"

Seeing that Angelica was stubborn and about to barge into the house, Samael stopped her repeatedly and dragged the newly hired secretary, who was looking for something to do, downstairs without saying a word.

"Come on, let's prepare breakfast first. I'm starving."

Now, three or four people are sleeping haphazardly in the room, and the surrounding area is a mess, with traces of a battle everywhere.

Even though this female secretary, whose emotional issues were still not fully resolved, had no sense of shame, he found the embarrassment somewhat unbearable.

Moreover, if he went in, he worried that he might lose control and take advantage of the female secretary who was officially on her first day of work.

Sigh, if only I had let Alice leave a maid behind before she left.

Samael glanced at Angelica, who was mechanically swaying her shapely buttocks as she followed him downstairs to the kitchen, and quickly looked away, muttering to himself in annoyance.

Female secretaries and the like are too much for me.

Fortunately, after washing his face in the pool and suppressing the boiling beastly blood of the morning, Samael calmed down a bit. After ordering, he smoothly made his way to Orange's private bar to enjoy his drinks.

Soon, Angelica served two crispy-on-the-outside, tender-on-the-inside fried egg sandwiches. Although they weren't particularly fancy dishes, they were still quite tasty.

Samael casually mixed two refreshing cocktails at Orange's private bar and shared them with each other.

Angelica, with her upright character, nodded slightly in gratitude, then lowered her head and quietly savored the breakfast on her plate, like a delicate doll.

Tsk, the emotional void caused by the substitution magic is indeed quite different from the natural emotional ignorance of artificial life.

Even now, the girl has only regained her memories, and there is still a gap between her and being able to express emotions completely normally.

Or perhaps it's just her nature to be so cold?

Forget it, I don't want to think about it anymore. Let's take it slow.

Samael, the attending physician, observed the cold beauty across from him for a moment, shook his head to dispel the distracting thoughts in his mind, and then sat comfortably on the sofa, turned on the TV, and satisfied his appetite while watching the news.

As the international channel opened, the attractive presenter fluently read out a series of bizarre news reports using a teleprompter.

"The French Holy Knight Roland led a delegation to the Vatican today and was warmly received by the current French Emperor."

"The Valkyrie Corps will mediate the issue of fishing ground allocation among the five Nordic countries."

"The President of the United States of America, Thomas Edison, invited Kukulkan, the feathered serpent god, to discuss the development of the Americas."

"China has announced that over the next ten years, it will begin constructing defensive fortifications against extraterrestrial civilizations in geosynchronous orbit, codenamed the Great Wall."

Samael, sitting on the sofa, was munching on an egg sandwich while enjoying his meal.

Savoring Aozaki Tofu's private treasure, her eyes remained completely unmoved, and even the frequency of her chewing did not change in the slightest.

After all, I'm used to it...

Since the end of the Fourth Holy Grail War seven years ago, the spirits have returned, the mystery has revived, and the world has gradually revealed the truth hidden beneath the falsehood.

The Twelve Holy Knights of France, the Knights of the Round Table of Britain, the Valkyries of the Norse, the Mayan sun god, and the fairies and dragons of the Nameless Forest... a host of heroes and species recorded in legends and myths appeared one after another, and through brief conflicts and integration, gradually became part of modern society.

Even the most adept at concealing its strengths, China, has revealed the Great Wall in this turbulent era.

Clearly, the First Emperor likely returned from the inner sea of ​​the stars via the earth's veins, rose from his coffin in the Lishan Mausoleum, and provided the Chinese government with the advanced technology of the Shang Dynasty and the immortals.

Only now do we realize that culture is a force, and history is dynamic.

The longer the heritage, the richer the treasures it holds.

Gradually, with the development and utilization of new technologies, the entire world, from politics and military affairs to economy and people's livelihood, has undergone earth-shattering changes in a mysterious revival, which is tantamount to ushering in a brand-new technological (metaphysical) revolution.

However, the United States, which shone brightly in the first three technological revolutions, found this quite embarrassing.

Legend has it that the four thinnest books in the world are: the British cookbook, American history, German jokes, and the Italian wars…

As a relatively new nation with only two hundred years of history, what the United States lacks most is undoubtedly mythology and legend.

Although inclusivity is a characteristic of the so-called American Dream.

Immigrants from all over the world have indeed brought some mysterious power to this young nation during this era of mysterious revival.

For example, some spiritual societies and voodoo cults have sprung up.

However, these forces, originating from Europe and Africa respectively, are a meager mix that is hardly worth mentioning.

Of course, the land of America does indeed have a rich and ancient culture and history...

But the Native Americans said their scalps felt a little cool.

Samael took a sip of his cocktail, rolled his eyes slightly, and muttered to himself.

At the beginning of the mysterious resurgence, the American government, a firm believer in science, confidently rejected the involvement of the three major bodies: the church, the parliament, and the association.

However, in just a few years, they were proven wrong.

Rampant cult activities and numerous bloody sacrifices across the states have led to severe instability and a surge in the number of victims in the United States.

Moreover, as the etheric factor becomes increasingly concentrated, the power of many magic spells is enhanced several times over; many lost secret techniques are easily reproduced.

The heavy firepower that the American authorities are so proud of is still somewhat useful against normal cultists and witch doctors.

However, when faced with unscientific evil spirits and extraterrestrial demons, their modern weapons are completely useless.

On the spot, it's more convenient to carry a small knife.

After all, a gun without bullets is practically a fire poker, and a knife, if it can't hold up, can at least be used for relatively easy suicide.

Otherwise, if caught by those fanatical cultists and unknown spirits, even death would be a luxury.

In an instant, police and military personnel across the United States suffered heavy casualties when they went to suppress the unrest.

In some severe cases, large numbers of police officers and military personnel resigned and fled.

Even later, when the United States developed spell bullets and weapons against spirits, it was a drop in the ocean given the turbulent situation.

Thus, after several years of turmoil, the United States was in dire straits. Not only did it lose all its colonies, but in some parts of the fifty states, there were even instances of sheriffs exercising autonomy and bounty hunters taking on criminals. Public order had almost deteriorated to the level of the Western Expansion period.

As the crisis escalated, the American leadership, in a moment of desperation, secretly summoned all sorts of demons and monsters across the country, sacrificing the remaining power of faith from the graves of past presidents and the dwindling concept of the nation, and randomly conjuring up a special being that symbolized the national will and pioneering spirit.

That is, the image of Thomas Eddie, the President of the United States, on the television screen.

Although the lion's head looks a bit bizarre, it's actually quite practical overall.

The mass production of anti-spirit weapons and anomalous life-annihilating robots barely maintained order, preventing the mighty United States from collapsing.

Afterwards, having learned his lesson, the newly appointed Thomas Edison actively repaired relations with the Church of Christ, the Magicians' Association, and the Dark Council, recruiting a large number of bounty hunters to go to America to take on jobs, assist the government in cracking down on cult groups, and handle unusual affairs.

Similarly, adopting a new image while maintaining friendly relations with other countries is also within the scope of America's considerations.

After all, just because your own family has no history doesn't mean your neighbor doesn't.

Fortunately, after a series of efforts, the United States finally managed to win over a heavyweight figure.

That is, the Mayan chief god, Kukulkan, the feathered serpent god.

The two sides reached an agreement on the issue of common development in the Americas, and can be considered political allies.

Of course, as is customary...

Need more money!

It is said that the U.S. government is currently providing substantial investments to various countries in the Americas and is undertaking a vigorous aid program to improve education, healthcare, transportation, and other aspects of infrastructure.

The infrastructure.

No conditions attached, no extra requirements, it's pure charity.

American tycoons have spent a considerable amount of money to maintain a stable investment environment and financial markets.

Samael had only one comment on this:

Live it!

Those old men in America have been exploiting the countries of Asia, Africa, and Latin America for so many years, isn't it only right that they cut some flesh to save the day?

Following the principle of stirring up trouble whenever possible, Gushe even secretly wrote a letter to Kukulkan, urging him to incite the emotions of the indigenous Indians and make them want to declare independence.

Sure enough, under the instigation of a certain scoundrel, the Native Americans got their wish and had a city where they could leave the rainforest and wilderness, migrate to a prosperous area, and enjoy technological civilization.

A self-governing city entirely belonging to the Native Americans.

Tsk tsk, as expected, the squeaky wheel gets the grease; distribution based on how much you make a fuss is the true principle of human politics.

So, after all the twists and turns, America finally settled down and obediently withdrew its influence to help build its own backyard in the Americas.

"It is planned to invite heads of state from EU countries to attend the seventh anniversary celebration of Queen Artoria of Great Britain's accession to the throne."

Just as a certain scoundrel was mentally scheming about the increasingly declining hegemon of Earth across the ocean, a brief news report brought the ancient snake back to his senses, and he looked up at the scrolling television screen.

Amidst a flurry of camera flashes, the new King of Britain, standing impeccably dressed in a suit and exuding an air of authority, calmly and confidently handled the reporters' questions in front of the gates of 10 Downing Street.

It's been seven years already?

Samael gazed at Artoria on the screen, whose every gesture exuded regal bearing and whose words were impeccable, and couldn't help but feel a sense of admiration.

After the Fourth Holy Grail War, the Knights of the Round Table, who had been sealed in the shallow waters of the Star Sea, naturally returned immediately.

As arranged by the ancient serpent, Artoria indeed obeyed the call, pulled out the sword from the stone, gained control of the Britannian ley lines, and became the true Queen of Britannia.

Riding on the deeply ingrained legend of the sword in the stone and the fervor of the people witnessing Camelot rise from the ground, the Knights of the Round Table gained immense popularity and were unparalleled in their fame for a time.

Throughout Britain, people lined the streets to cheer for these legendary heroes and welcome the royal army.

Among them, Wales, Ireland, and Scotland are the most popular choices.

After all, the dominant ethnic group in these areas is the Celts.

These oppressed indigenous people had long been fed up with the government's blatant lack of morality and were eager for a change in government.

However, no matter how much the government and the royal family try to undermine it, they won't fall so easily.

Moreover, the Anglo-Saxons who landed as conquerors and the native Celts were already at odds, and the two groups had a lot of unpleasantness between them.

The Celtic's collective climax, ironically, calmed down the English lower classes on the opposing side.

As a result, the Anssa people, who were the orthodox people of the Daiying tribe, gradually became wary of outsiders, and the expected confrontation came as scheduled.

Soon after several rounds of troop reductions, the few remaining Royal Navy fleets mobilized almost entirely, blockading the entire Thames River and, under the guise of military exercises, encircling the Knights of the Round Table who had gathered in London.

However, the Lion King, standing atop the tower, merely raised his hand and swung his sword, demonstrating to the world the gap between humans and gods.

A stream of ethereal light, emanating from the Sword of Excalibur, cleaved the sky and split the sea, instantly sweeping away the incoming missile barrage and blasting the naval base on the opposite shore to smithereens.

Fortunately, they were only targeting that empty naval base. If they had faced the fleet that blocked the river, the Royal Navy would probably have become history.

After the military intimidation, the British cabinet, which had been clamoring to resist foreign enemies, fell silent.

In order to gain popular support, they could overthrow the rule of these Celts from the bottom up.

An elderly woman, nearing seventy, campaigned extensively, adopting a populist image and delivering speeches in hopes of leveraging the prestige of the royal family to win over the people.

However, before the common people could even gather up their emotions of national and personal grievances, the royal family, under the influence of the royal family, made a shocking revelation...

Princess Diana, who was deeply loved by the public for her charity and approachable image, was assassinated in the street and her life was in danger.

Witnesses said a Knight of the Round Table was nearby at the time.

Immediately, the angry crowd, filled with righteous indignation, launched a fierce denunciation of the Knights of the Round Table.

Even the Celts who originally supported the Knights of the Round Table began to doubt their choice.

But soon, the plot twists and turns continued.

First, the witch Morgan herself stepped in and used magic and herbs to save Princess Diana, who was critically injured.

Subsequently, the Knights of the Round Table mobilized in large numbers and arrested the murderer in less than three days.

After two days and two nights of interrogation, the perpetrator confessed to the crime and, moved by Princess Diana's personal charm, took the initiative to reveal the mastermind behind it in order to alleviate his guilt.

— Charles, Prince of Wales.