After breaking up with my girlfriend, I became a Great Sage of the Demon Clan.

"Little one..."

Zhou Yan was so frightened that he stepped back, his back touching Guanyin's shoulder.

Guanyin frowned slightly. This frown was not an offense to Zhou Yan, but rather because Mara had spoken, making her feel somewhat pressured.

This powerful figure was, after all, someone who could rival the Buddha.

Bo Xun chuckled, a chuckle so beautiful it could topple kingdoms, a chuckle so enchanting it could turn the world upside down, a chuckle so chilling it made Zhou Yan's scalp tingle.

In that moment of Bo Xun's smile, Zhou Yan clearly felt an impulse rising within him—Bo Xun was simply too beautiful, and he would agree to anything He said.

This isn't even about mental manipulation or cognitive alteration; it's purely the positive influence of good looks. Even a white-haired monster like Zhou Yan can't escape it.

As expected of the Heavenly Demon Lord, his methods are indeed different from those of other seductive and shameless women.

"If you have any trouble, feel free to ask me for help. I love helping people solve their problems."

Bo Xun's words were all seductive, yet they were also barbed, hooking at Zhou Yan's heart. Every time Zhou Yan thought about refusing, these barbs would be pulled out of his heart, tearing out large chunks of flesh and blood.

It hurts, it's uncomfortable.

Zhou Yansan smiled.

"No, no need."

Strangely enough, after Zhou Yan refused, he really felt heartache, and even felt sorry for Bo Xun, thinking that he couldn't refuse Bo Xun's request next time.

Of course, for Zhou Yan, who has the thinking of a normal person, such thoughts can be easily suppressed by reason.

Bo Xun let out a groan.

"What, are you afraid that Mara will want something from you? What a joke! The entire sixth day belongs to Mara. Do you think I need anything from you? If you follow me, what Mara will give you will definitely be more than what you give Mara."

These demons truly prefer giving to receiving. They are generous with their rewards and guidance to anyone they have parasitized, and will do their utmost to rescue their targets when they are in danger.

In contrast, the demons of the sixth day demand that the objects they parasitize bring them boundless bliss.

The subtle point is that playing with the Heavenly Demon for too long, bringing this kind of extreme bliss, will definitely lead to its downfall.

Zhou Yan doesn't want to become the second Zhang Ye.

Bo Xun was still trying to seduce Zhou Yan when a sound came from outside the carriage.

"Stop ahead for whom!"

The carriage stopped, and footsteps approached from afar, stopping in front of the carriage before a dignified voice entered.

"Tian Yuan, a subordinate of Marshal Ma, requests an audience at the East Heavenly Gate!"

Guanyin opened the curtain of the carriage, and outside the curtain was a patrol of twelve heavenly soldiers, led by a five-meter-tall celestial soldier squad leader.

The squad leader's expression changed upon seeing Guanyin.

"It turns out to be Guanyin Bodhisattva. Brothers, make way for the Bodhisattva."

The heavenly soldiers in front of the carriage made way, but the squad leader at the head wouldn't budge an inch.

Guanyin looked at the squad leader with a puzzled expression, while the squad leader forced out a few ingratiating smiles.

"Bodhisattva, Marshal Deng of the Thunder Department recently created a list of all gods. May I ask the Bodhisattva for a favor?"

Guanyin became curious.

"The Pantheon, what is it?"

The squad leader's expression changed instantly, turning ferocious like a demon.

"Not long ago, a white thief entered the Eastern Heavenly Gate and caused trouble everywhere, making life unbearable. The immortals and gods were dissatisfied with the white thief's rampage, so they joined forces to deal with him!"

Inside the car, Wenquxing subtly turned his gaze to Zhou Yan.

Zhou Yan transmitted his voice secretly.

"Bullshit! You bunch of beasts! Last time I came to Dongtianmen, I was incredibly obedient, I didn't do anything, and yet they slander me!" ^

Damn it, last time Zhou Yan came to Dongtianmen, he was so timid and he even dressed up as a girl, wasn't he afraid that these people would find out?

Although he was eventually discovered, it was because the gods of the Eastern Heavenly Gate had joined forces to kill Zhou Yan, and Zhou Yan believed that he had done nothing wrong.

Now, these bastard gods have turned around and accused themselves of causing chaos. Have they no shame?

You're a deity from Heaven, how dare you make up excuses to slander me?

Zhou Yan remembered that these gods in Heaven had very high moral standards, so why were they now spouting nonsense and completely disregarding reality just to deal with him?

Zhou Yan felt that these immortals should reflect on themselves.

Furthermore, if Zhou Yan hadn't been certain that he couldn't defeat this group of banded-together immortals, he would have acted like he did when dealing with the Zhang family of Indiana: You say I'm rampant, right? I'll show you how rampant I am!

The Wenquxing opposite Zhou Yan looked somewhat disbelieving, but the highly intelligent Wenquxing said nothing.

After all, He and Zhou Yan were on the same side.

The squad leader outside the carriage clasped his hands in greeting.

"The White Thief is incredibly powerful; even with our combined efforts, we were unable to defeat him and he almost escaped. Fortunately, the Queen Mother intervened on his escape route and captured him. However, the Queen Mother is ultimately a woman, and it's likely that the White Thief's obsequious behavior softened her heart and she spared him punishment!"

The sergeant took out a piece of white cloth from his pocket. Hundreds of names were written on the cloth.

"So Marshal Deng of the Thunder Department arranged for all of us immortals and gods to jointly write a list of all gods, begging the Queen Mother to release the White Thief so that we could deal with him!"

When the word "deal with" was mentioned, the sergeant's smile was like a blooming flower, indescribably beautiful.

Zhou Yan, inside the car: "(╬◣д◢)"

Nima!

The Pantheon!

It's up to you to handle!

Zhou Yan didn't even dare to imagine what would happen to him if these bastards caught him!

Zhou Yan made a decision: once he reached 100% awakening, he would make sure every single one of these deities was thrown into chaos and bloodshed!

Wang Lingguan is the retribution for the great formation, and I, Bai Ze, am the retribution for you, the righteous gods of Heaven!

Guanyin's expression was subtle. As a Buddhist master who had experienced countless calamities and witnessed countless changes in the world, she couldn't help but laugh inwardly at this moment.

This Bai Ze...

Considering Zhou Yan's ability to break down Maitreya Buddha's defenses and cause Maitreya Buddha's heart to waver with just a few words, it would be very easy for him to anger the gods of Heaven.

However, what goes around comes around. Now that he's offended too many people, they're all coming to the Pantheon to punish Bai Ze.

"Fine." (Seven)

The list of gods in the squad leader's hand flew to Guanyin's front.

“This humble nun also has time.” Yi

The squad leader exclaimed excitedly.

"With the Bodhisattva's help, the Queen Mother will surely be able to hand over that white thief!"

Guanyin is no ordinary heavenly soldier or general; she is a great Bodhisattva of Buddhism, the kind who can go to the Jade Pool and speak face to face with the Queen Mother of the West. Once Guanyin's name appears on the list of gods, the Queen Mother of the West must take her seriously.

Zhou Yan, standing behind, let out a mocking laugh. (Weeping)

These fools don't even know they're not in the hands of the Queen Mother of the West. But then again, the Queen Mother of the West is someone important; there's no reason for her to give these gods a verbatim account of what she did.

Even if these gods wished they could skin him alive, would they dare to utter a single "no" in front of the Queen Mother of the West?

In the end, they're just banding together to create a pantheon of gods. Hopefully, the Queen Mother of the West will consider the implications.

Guanyin's name appeared on the list of all gods.

Guanyin then handed it to Wenquxing.

With a smile, Wenquxing used his literary energy to create a writing brush and wrote his name on the list of gods, followed by Xiao Yanjun and Bo Xun.

After making up a god's name, Mara handed the Pantheon to Zhou Yan.

Seemingly to show respect to Zhou Yan, Wenquxing took out another brush with an embossed design and handed it to Zhou Yan.

Zhou Yan took the list of gods and the brush, took a deep breath, turned his head, and angrily cursed at the squad leader.

"When that beast Bai Ze is executed in the future, I urge Marshal Deng to invite all his comrades. I, the humble immortal, will be the first to arrive!"

The squad leader's face flushed red with excitement.

"Rest assured, Immortal Master, once the White Thief is captured, Marshal Deng will surely hold a grand banquet. All the immortals and gods on the Myriad Gods Ranking will be invited to the banquet. At that time, it will be us who are afraid that you will not be able to attend, so there is no reason for us not to invite you."

Zhou Yan's beard and hair bristled with anger.

"Please tell this soldier to go back and tell Marshal Deng that when the banquet for killing the traitor begins, the white traitor must be skinned and dismembered, leaving only his flesh on the scene. I want to skin this white traitor alive and eat him to my heart's content with the dipping sauce."

The squad leader became increasingly agitated.

"Definitely, definitely. Hey, Immortal Master, someone as remarkable as you, could it be that you were also humiliated by the White Thieves in the past?"

The immortals who can get Bai Ze to take action must be either famous or interesting. Zhou Yan looks ordinary, so what qualifications does he have to be played by Bai Ze?

Zhou Yan said sadly.

"It is not something that should be told to outsiders."

The squad leader nodded without speaking. It was indeed too rude of him to let others point out his wounds; he himself had just been offensive.

Zhou Yan wrote his name on the list of gods (this is made up).

The Pantheon flew to the squad leader's front. The squad leader guarded the Pantheon and then spoke to Zhou Yan.

“Immortal Master, there are members of the Bandit Slayer Society in both Qunzhen Pavilion and Xinghan Tower. Someone of your stature would surely be able to command a large following.”

The squad leader felt it was a real shame that someone like Zhou Yan, who hated Bai Ze to the core, didn't join the bandit-killing society.

They desperately need this kind of talent!

Zhou Yan's brow twitched.

Qunzhen Pavilion, Xinghan Tower...

If I could infiltrate the bandit-killing societies in these two places, could I, as Bai Ze, use the pretext of killing bandits to command the immortals and true gods?

Damn, the fact that their own president is the person the entire association most wants to kill is so exciting! It must be thrilling to see them causing all sorts of trouble.

Of course, it's possible when you're 100% awakened, but it's not possible now.

Seeing that all the gods inside the sedan chair had left their names on the list of gods, the patrolling heavenly soldiers at the East Heavenly Gate lined up and left.

Guanyin lowered the curtain, and the great Bodhisattva looked at Zhou Yan with a smile.

Zhou Yan remained expressionless and spoke with righteous indignation.

"Buddha, don't believe these guys, they're slandering me."

At least the first part was slander; Zhou Yan believed that he was as obedient as a kitten when he last came to Dongtianmen.

Guanyin remained silent, allowing the vehicle to continue moving forward.

After the heavenly soldiers confirmed their identities, no other heavenly soldiers blocked their way, and the group safely descended from the East Heavenly Gate and returned to the mortal realm.

Chapter Two: Negotiation

Bixia Yuanjun, who had just left Lingshan, met Zhujiuyin in a motorhome.

At that moment, Zhu Jiuyin was grilling steak in the kitchen dining area. When he heard the sounds coming from the living room inside the car, he turned his head slightly.

Bixia Yuanjun's gaze met Zhu Jiuyin's, and Zhu Jiuyin asked with a smile.

"You must be Bixia Yuanjun. Are you hungry?"

Zhu Jiuyin walked to the refrigerator in the kitchen and opened it.

"Would you like me to make you something to eat?"

Zhu Jiuyin took a frozen steak out of the refrigerator.

“An excellent M9 grade ribeye steak, paired with my professional cooking techniques and a touch of butter and black pepper.”

Zhu Jiuyin used his hand as a spear to ignite Bixia Yuanjun.

"It's so delicious you'll want to eat your tongue."

Behind Bixia Yuanjun, Huanxi Bodhisattva also came out.

"Oh, there's also a nun."