Their commission was suspicious.
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Chinese people value having a legitimate reason for their actions, and now... Chen Luo has a reason to take revenge on Xiao Jiu!
"Mua!" Chen Luo picked up Xiao Xilin from beside the bed and gave her a big kiss!
The puppeteer is right. Having a few cute puppets around can indeed relieve the puppeteer's stress.
"Xiao Shi? Wake up." Chen Luo shoved the girl...child who was sharing the bed with him.
"Hmm... what time is it?" The Herrscher of Knowledge, who had been woken up by Chen Luo's shoving, rubbed his eyes.
"It's 6:30," Chen Luo said.
"6:30 PM?"
"Of course, it's in the morning."
"6:30 AM? Are you crazy or am I?" The Herrscher of Knowledge stared at Chen Luo in disbelief.
What are you doing up so early?
A rebellion, huh?
How can anyone like waking up early? It's truly incomprehensible.
"Then why don't you continue sleeping for a while?"
"Don't wake me before 10 a.m.." After snatching the blanket from Chen Luo, the Herrscher of Knowledge fell back into a deep sleep.
The Law of Knowledge has altered the consciousness of the Law of Knowledge; now the Law of Knowledge is asleep.
"Young people are so healthy, they can fall asleep as soon as their heads hit the pillow." Chen Luo sighed and rolled off the bed.
Yesterday, for some reason, the Herrscher of Consciousness insisted on taking a nap in reality. In her words, it was because Chen Luo's sea of consciousness contained the scents of two other people, which made the Herrscher of Consciousness very unhappy.
But Chen Luo suspected that this was just an excuse.
Chen Luo originally intended to arrange a room for the Herrscher of Knowledge, or simply let the Herrscher of Knowledge sleep in the same bed as Isamara or Abi, who had been studying souls all day yesterday, but the Herrscher of Knowledge was unwilling.
Therefore, Chen Luo had no choice but to use the power of the Herrscher of the Void and Bubble's ability to stretch his bed into a double bed in a spatial sense.
Although Bubble said that Chen Luo's backyard is a time tunnel, and that as long as the time tunnel opens, the space structure that Chen Luo added will return to normal, it's just that the bed is stretched out for one night. How could it be so unlucky that the time tunnel in the backyard suddenly opens a hole in the middle of the night?
And even if the spatial structure is rearranged, it's just a matter of lengthening the bed. At worst, the bed can just be turned back to its original shape, right? At most, someone might suddenly fall to the ground while you're sleeping, but there won't be any other problems.
Hmm, the bed that will fall to the ground is the one belonging to the Herrscher of Knowledge...
Between the Herrscher of Knowledge and Chen Luo, two dolls, Xiao Xilin and Xiao You, were placed to act as a boundary, preventing either Chen Luo or Xiao Shilin from crossing the line.
The main concern is preventing people from being swindled.
Get up, wash up, and eat breakfast.
Within those short five minutes, that damned divine seal beeped twice more.
Is the Heavenly Emperor above really left unchecked? The celestial realm meeting reminder went off seven times in 15 minutes! Seven times!
Why has Your Majesty rebelled?
When the reminder for the 8th meeting sounded, Chen Luo sighed heavily and chose to accept it.
The next moment, Chen Luo's consciousness was pulled into a familiar conference room.
But the atmosphere in this meeting room is not very harmonious right now... mainly because all the gods and immortals except for the one sitting in the head seat harbor resentment towards that one golden figure.
If that golden-haired Heavenly Emperor sitting at the head of the table doesn't explain why he issued eight emergency notices in a row so early in the morning, then...
However, even though the Immortal Realm Conference issued eight consecutive meeting notices, the meeting was still not full... Some seats were replaced by shadowy figures, which were intelligent clones deliberately left behind by the original representatives.
The environment of the Immortal Realm is quite different from that of the Heavenly Realm. In Heaven, the Lord is the sole ruler. However, in the Immortal Realm, apart from the Heavenly Emperor who specializes in the Great Dao of Time, there are a few other cultivators who are rather difficult to deal with.
Cultivators often go into seclusion for decades or even centuries, so they had long ago blocked the Immortal Realm Conference Room.
However, only a dozen or so people have the authority to block the Immortal Realm Conference Room, so it's not a big problem. In any case, the clones they left behind can make a fairly basic judgment.
If it's a complex problem, they will either abstain on the spot or choose to notify the entity.
"Why did you take so long?" The Heavenly Emperor looked at Chen Luo with a hint of complaint.
"Sorry, the signal in the human realm is bad," Chen Luo said coldly.
"This has never happened to you before, who are you trying to fool? You just don't want to answer the phone!"
“There has never been a first person to be conferred a god in the Immortal Realm before,” Chen Luo replied logically.
"...But the last few times I called you, you answered very quickly."
"Your Majesty, you yourself said that was the previous few times. So why did you make eight phone calls before 7 a.m. to gather me and my colleagues together? What is it about?" Chen Luoqiang asked with a smile.
"Now I have an announcement to make—I am going to promulgate the first Heavenly Law of the Immortal Realm." The Heavenly Emperor waved his hand and then stated his thoughts.
But the reason the Heavenly Emperor summoned everyone left them speechless.
I had assumed that your haste would bring you profound insights, but instead you have delivered such crude and improbable remarks.
"be opposed to!"
"be opposed to!"
"be opposed to!"
The moment the Heavenly Emperor uttered his words, 99% of the members of the entire Immortal Realm Conference raised their opposition placards, including Chen Luo.
The only one who didn't raise a sign of opposition was the Heavenly Emperor himself.
"But I haven't even said what the heavenly law is yet?!"
"It doesn't matter, it's definitely unreliable anyway." Chen Luo spoke on behalf of all the immortals and gods, expressing their true feelings.
"...Never mind, it doesn't matter. Fortunately, I came prepared this time. According to my calculations, even if all of you object, as long as I and...the River God agree, this Heavenly Law will definitely succeed."
“However, I object,” Chen Luo said coldly.
"Objection overruled! River God, if I call your name, will you dare to answer?"
"..."
"Oh, sorry, I misspoke. River God, look what this is!" The Heavenly Emperor, surrounded by golden light, waved his hand, and countless gold coins rained down.
"..." Chen Luo felt nothing, and even wanted to laugh.
However, because Chen Luo still chose to cover his appearance with a layer of shadow, outsiders could not see Chen Luo's expression.
"How about it? Aren't you surprised? Aren't you moved? ... You didn't expect it, did you, River God? The Heavenly Emperor is actually me!" The Heavenly Emperor snapped his fingers, and the golden light covering him suddenly dissipated, revealing the young Xiao Jiu sitting in his seat, whose size did not match the golden light.
Actually, Xiao Jiu's condition wasn't something that needed to be kept secret, because everyone in this Immortal Realm meeting room except Chen Luo had seen Xiao Jiu in this state before.
Previously, Xiao Jiu appeared before Chen Luo with a glittering golden appearance simply to make herself seem more mysterious.
"Oh." Chen Luo's indifferent response surprised Xiao Jiu.
"Don't pretend. If you're surprised, just say so. I won't laugh at you." Xiao Jiu stroked her chin, convinced that Chen Luo was just putting on a brave face.
"Heh. Enough with the nonsense. Just tell me, what do you want me to do?" Chen Luo asked bluntly.
"Fulfill my wish! Agree to my issuing of the Heavenly Laws!" At this moment, Xiao Jiu was filled with ambition.
My first divine law is about to be established!
No one knows what Xiao Jiu went through to collect those 1 gold coins.
Obtaining the first 9999 gold coins was relatively easy, requiring only some faith power and a few other miscellaneous items. However, Xiao Jiu was completely dumbfounded when it came to acquiring the last gold coin.
In fact, the mental anguish is far more painful than the physical hardship.
The first 1/3 of a gold coin came easily, but for the second 1/3, Xiao Jiu asked the same question to the magical conch shell over a hundred million times without getting an answer, which made Xiao Jiu somewhat frustrated. So much so that when she obtained the last 1/3 of a gold coin, Xiao Jiu prepared for a long and arduous battle.
So you got it just by asking?
This psychological letdown made Xiao Jiu feel bad for a long time...
But all of this has meaning!
Collecting 1 gold coins means that Xiao Jiu can ask Chen Luo for an extremely outrageous wish!
"I refuse."
"Huh? You can't go back on your word! I've already collected 1 gold coins!" Xiao Jiu's eyes widened.
"If you can, please turn to the last page of that wish book and look at the bottom right corner," Chen Luo said.
Upon hearing Chen Luo's words, Xiao Jiu quickly took out the manual, flipped to the last page, and only after getting very close did she see a sentence: "This rule only applies when Chen Luo cares about his reputation."
"???" Xiao Jiu immediately raised her head and looked at Chen Luo in disbelief.
"You wouldn't..."
“That’s right, I’m not going to care about saving face anymore,” Chen Luo said coldly.
"!!!"
Chapter 1585 Chen Luo: What? I'm the weak point in my family? I don't believe it!
The young Xiao Jiu clearly didn't understand one thing: that the final interpretation right belonged to the organizer.
Actually, the heavenly rules were secondary this time. What Xiao Jiu wanted to see was Chen Luo's surprised, incredulous, and utterly bewildered expression, and the contrast that made the high and mighty Chen Luo fall to the mortal realm.
But Chen Luo was neither surprised, bewildered, nor incredulous, and remained aloof!
The crucial point is that Chen Luo actually changed his mind!
What use would I have for 1 gold coins?!
And then... Xiao Jiu burst into tears!
Xiao Jiu's reaction was within Chen Luo's expectations, but when everyone in the Immortal Realm meeting room saw Xiao Jiu's disheveled appearance, they not only didn't feel like laughing, but their expressions changed drastically, and they instantly logged off.
Within three seconds, the entire Immortal Realm conference room was left with only Chen Luo and Xiao Jiu, who was crying and making a scene.
This result surprised Chen Luo somewhat.
As for Xiao Jiu, who's currently crying her eyes out? Let her cry for a while.
Chen Luo knew that Xiao Jiu would burst into tears, so he deliberately made Xiao Jiu wake him up eight times in order to build up his anger.
Although Chen Luo's behavior of bullying children is somewhat excessive from a rational perspective, people who are angry are not willing to be rational.
And most importantly, what Xiao Jiu promulgated was a heavenly decree.
Chen Luo agreed to everything else, but things like the Heavenly Rules...
If Xiao Jiu manages to successfully issue a bizarre heavenly law as a joke, it will result in an extra strange rule being placed above the entire immortal realm and the Chinese system. If a rule such as prohibiting cultivation were to appear, the entire Chinese cultivation system would be rendered useless.
Therefore, Chen Luo plans to wait out a wave of eagles.
Let's see if Xiao Jiu can't hold on any longer and stops faking her tears, or if Chen Luo will give in first.
However, Chen Luo's anger from being woken up eight times has not yet subsided, so he probably won't compromise.
Xiao Jiu either uses the gold coins for other things or issues a more reliable heavenly law; there is no other option.
However, it was quite surprising that the others ran so fast.
"Can't you just not run? If you don't run, you'll get beaten up."
???
[I just checked the historical records. Actually, this isn't the first time Xiao Jiu has done this in the Celestial Realm meeting room; it's happened three times in total. Because Xiao Jiu occasionally transforms into a child due to the curse of the River of Time, if you're unlucky, you might encounter Xiao Jiu presiding over the Celestial Realm meeting herself, instead of having her teenage avatar preside over it.]
[But Xiao Jiu is still a child. If she encounters any major dissatisfaction or grievances, her emotions may indeed reach a breaking point and she might cry.]
[And then comes the crucial part. Within a month of the three previous incidents of Xiao Jiu crying in her childhood form, almost every deity or immortal who witnessed Xiao Jiu crying was slapped in the face by a mysterious person and then severely beaten.]
As for this mysterious person—the adult form of the "Nine" Heavenly Emperor (with parentheses reversed)—everyone knows perfectly well who he is. That's why everyone runs away as soon as Little Nine cries, afraid of being too slow and getting beaten up again.
"..."
Chen Luo is currently training his eagle.
Xiao Jiu was crying over there, while Chen Luo was standing here in a daze.
Out of sheer boredom, Chen Luo even conjured a phantom river of time, and then his true form emerged, directly replacing the illusion left behind. (PS: The Divine Seal is originally an amplifier of a god's power, but Chen Luo had never used it before. Although it cannot amplify the River God's abilities, it can still serve as a locator.)
This action left Xiao Jiu on the other side stunned, and she even forgot to continue crying.
Xiao Jiu knew that Chen Luo, the river god, could appear anywhere in the river, but Chen Luo had never performed such a feat; he always used teleportation anchors to travel.
"Stop crying?" Chen Luo asked, his shadow falling over him once again.
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