Their commission was suspicious.
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Chen Luo no longer needs to bandage himself, put on a mask, and then cover his face with shadows, unlike the first time he came.
Besides the various anti-prediction, insight, and deduction abilities inherent in his investigative skills, it's also because even if Chen Luo does nothing, no one will investigate him anymore, because they don't want to be slashed by the Xuanyuan Sword again.
"Wah!" Xiao Jiu saw that Chen Luo had noticed her, and then burst into tears again.
Feeling utterly bored, Chen Luo decided to take a nap on the table in the Immortal Realm conference room.
"Call me when you're done crying," Chen Luo said to Xiao Jiu before going to sleep.
Xiao Jiu stopped crying after half a minute, then angrily walked over to Chen Luo and kicked his leg hard.
"Get up! Explain yourself clearly. Did you know I was the Heavenly Emperor a long time ago?!" Xiao Jiu wasn't stupid; the child form of Xiao Jiu was just a little slow-witted.
"Of course," Chen Luo said after stretching.
"When? Before signing the contract? Or are you saying you can break the contract to find out my identity?" Xiao Jiu scratched his head.
"The moment I saw you, I knew you were the Heavenly Emperor. Ha, a big shot from a subordinate plane of the Abyss Plane... LOL."
"Don't laugh!" Feeling a little embarrassed, Xiao Jiu kicked Chen Luo's shin angrily.
What's wrong with my persona? I was still a child back then, a child, isn't it normal that I wasn't good at making up lies?
"Okay, I won't laugh anymore, you can continue crying." Chen Luo nodded obediently, then looked at Xiao Jiu expectantly.
"But let's make this clear first: you have the right to remain silent, but everything you say now will be presented as evidence in court and recorded into the Light Cone, then placed in the bar. I've already come up with a name for today's events—'The Crying Compilation of the Nine Heavens Emperor.' What do you think?"
"You! You're no good at all! You've been persecuting me all along!"
"I'm not persecuting you, you're persecuting me. You woke me up with eight phone calls in a row this morning, are you crazy?"
"...I don't care, there are 1 gold coins here, take them and grant my wish, otherwise what's the point of me working so hard to save up so many gold coins?"
"I can grant your wish and even help you create the Heavenly Laws, but the premise is that it has to be reliable. Otherwise, you know that last sentence written on the last page: As long as I accept my shamelessness, then I am invincible!" Chen Luo said with considerable pride.
Xiao Jiu was almost laughing out of anger!
This guy is shameless!
"Fine, tell me what heavenly law you're going to propose. If your proposal is unreasonable, I'll come down to the mortal realm and smash your balls in! You keep asking me to propose reasonable heavenly laws. Do you know how difficult it is to establish a heavenly law that everyone will agree on?"
"!!!" Chen Luo looked at Xiao Jiu in surprise.
This kid's a bit wild.
"What are you looking at? Do you know how much effort I put into collecting these 1 gold coins?"
I will cry if I continue.
Getting 10,000 gold coins is actually not difficult at all; the only difficult part is the requirement to ask the "magical conch shell" question.
"...Drink more hot water?" Chen Luo tentatively suggested.
"..."
Do you want to hear what you're saying?
Drink more hot water?
Xiao Jiu was the first Heavenly Emperor, and probably the last. Xiao Jiu didn't want the first Heavenly Law established by the great Heavenly Emperor to be recorded in the history books of later generations as: Drink more hot water!
"Isn't it better that my mortal and immortal love cannot be together? It's much better than your 'drink more hot water' mentality?"
"Immortals and mortals can't fall in love? What am I supposed to do? Be a bachelor for life? I'm still a child! I'm only 17! Why would I choose you over a mortal?" Chen Luo slammed his fist on the table in anger.
Ignoring the rules and having no rules at all are two different things!
"Looking for me? You beast! I'm still a child!" Xiao Jiu took a step back.
Good heavens! There's some wicked god here who wants to sleep with me!
"So this one is absolutely unacceptable!"
……
After a long tug-of-war and argument between Chen Luo and Xiao Jiu, they finally came up with a rather strange set of heavenly rules.
After Xiao Jiu reconvened the immortals, he announced the contents of the first Heavenly Law he was going to promulgate.
"Minors should not play games for more than three hours per week! They must focus their energy on studying!"
Upon hearing this absurd rule, everyone turned their attention to the River God, who was sitting not far from the Heavenly Emperor.
So what exactly did they talk about to come up with such a heavenly rule?
[Minor: Thank you both!]
[Hilarious! A river god and a heavenly emperor almost got into a fight, and then a minor got caught in the crossfire!]
"Given the recent impact of the various entertainment products brought up from the mortal realm by the River God on the Immortal Realm... especially on minors, this Heavenly Decree is hereby promulgated in order to allow the flowers of the Immortal Realm to grow stronger," the Heavenly Emperor declared emphatically.
"What age is considered a minor?" the Pavilion Master of the Heavenly Mystery Pavilion asked.
The head of Tianji Pavilion is that game publisher.
"18 is old."
"Thank goodness..." The Master of Tianji Pavilion breathed a sigh of relief.
In fact, people who have achieved success in cultivation tend to have long lifespans, which often leads people to believe that cultivators are immortal beings. However, in reality, there is no necessary relationship between the length of one's life and the speed of one's mental development.
Humans are not like elves, who can live for hundreds or thousands of years without becoming mentally mature.
"I agree." Chen Luo coldly raised the sign.
Ha, anyway, I'll be an adult in less than a month, so what does it matter to me if minors can't play games?
"Agreed."
"be opposed to."
……
Surprisingly, even this slightly serious... well, rather unserious Heavenly Law was opposed by three-quarters of the Immortal Council, on the grounds that the Heavenly Law was too useless and that saying it was as good as not saying it at all.
The Heavenly Laws are not to be trifled with.
Can't you just publish some proper divine rules?
Of course, anyone with eyes can see what the final outcome of the Heavenly Laws will be; these people are just there to participate.
It mainly depends on the Heavenly Emperor and the River God.
I don't know why the River God's votes have such a high weight...
[Passed unanimously!]
A notification suddenly appeared above the center of the round table in the Immortal Realm conference room.
This prompt, no matter how you look at it, is facing the viewer directly.
"..."
Although everyone knows that apart from the Heavenly Emperor and the River God, everyone else is just participating for the sake of participating, you can't disregard our votes just because we're just participating for the sake of participating, can you?
And so, the first Heavenly Law of the Immortal Realm was hastily established.
At the moment the Heavenly Laws were established, the entire Immortal Realm was enveloped by a special rule, and everyone knew the contents of the first Heavenly Law…
Then came the cursing from minors!
What did these minors do to you?
Once the separation between the celestial realm and the mortal realm is lifted, this rule will also be applied to the country of China. This is the true value of the Heavenly Law.
Because of its enormous impact, Xiao Jiu has not yet successfully issued any celestial jump.
[Ding! Mission complete]
(The task of helping the Heavenly Emperor establish a Heavenly Law)
"This meeting is probably over, but I would like to ask, Your Majesty, do you and the River God have any close relationship?" the Master of the Heavenly Mystery Pavilion asked cautiously.
Anyone with eyes could see that the conversation between the Heavenly Emperor and Chen Luo just now was very abnormal.
"That's right! We met in the river of time. I, the Heavenly Emperor, have the keen eyes to see through him and know exactly who he is, but he has been hiding his identity all this time!" Xiao Jiu puffed out his chest and held his head high, lying without even thinking.
"I am very satisfied that the little river goddess has been able to venture into the River of Time at such a young age, so from today onwards she is my apprentice, and there is no arguing with her!" Xiao Jiu waved her hand and made a firm decision.
At the moment Xiao Jiu made her decision, in addition to the two large characters "River God" on the plaque in front of Chen Luo's seat, a line of smaller characters appeared in the lower right corner: "Chief Disciple of the Heavenly Emperor".
The Heavenly Emperor is, after all, the Heavenly Emperor; he still has these privileges.
"Come on, my good disciple, say hello to everyone," Xiao Jiu said with a smile.
"Oh," Chen Luo replied casually.
"Let me tell you, my apprentice is only 17 years old, but he's incredibly talented." The original border meeting room has now become Xiao Jiu's place for subtly criticizing Chen Luo.
Although Xiao Jiu inadvertently revealed some information about Chen Luo, such as his age, gender, and where he lived in Xinghai City, Chen Luo did not care.
Anyway, these aren't things worth keeping secret, as long as the names aren't directly mentioned.
Actually, even if you call out their names, there's no problem.
After all, the reason Chen Luo didn't dare to strike hard in the past was because he still had a weakness—that's right, his parents.
But now that he knows his parents are proxies, although the weakness still exists, proxies can run away if they can't beat a god.
Therefore, rounding it off is equivalent to having no weaknesses.
Sigh, Chen Luo has sacrificed so much for this family.
"Oh."
Chen Luo suddenly heard the cold laughter of the world consciousness.
"Hmm? Why are you laughing?"
"I remembered something happy."
"What's the good news?"
"The end of the universe is taking the civil service exam, let alone becoming a global civil servant (or their proxy)."
LOL, is it possible that you are the weak point in your family?
"Hmm... do you think I could become an agent? And then let my parents retire?" Chen Luo asked, considering the rationality of the world consciousness language.
"……cannot."
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"Although the Heavenly Laws have been promulgated, I'm not happy at all." Xiao Jiu rested her chin on her hand, looking gloomy in the bar.
Does Xiao Jiu want the Heavenly Laws? No, what Xiao Jiu wants to see more is Chen Luo's panicked, incredulous, dilated pupils, and extremely shocked expression.
Instead of Chen Luo making those expressions, Xiao Jiu was panicked, incredulous, her pupils dilated, and she was extremely shocked!
How did this person know I was the Heavenly Emperor the first time we met? Were they just playing with a child all these days?
"So?" Chen Luo fiddled with the doll in his hand.
"I need a discount!" Xiao Jiu was furious and leaned against the stool, stepping onto the table.
"can."
"If you don't give me a discount, then... you agree?"
"It's just a matter of some gold coins. Whatever makes you happy. I'll give you a 5% discount, okay? Now get off the table."
"Oh."
A 5% discount would be 5000 gold coins.
It's alright.
Who knows, they might add another divine law later.
"You wish. One Heavenly Law costs 1 gold coins. If your Heavenly Law is too outrageous, I won't agree. We can discuss it and I can give you a 5% discount, but the 1 gold coins are the entrance fee."
"Huh? So, if I want to spend 5000 gold coins to add a Heavenly Law, I need to have 1 gold coins first? And then you're going to give me a 5% discount and charge me 5000 gold coins?"
“That’s right, that’s called verification of funds.” Chen Luo nodded.
"...Does that mean I have to keep saving up gold coins until I reach 1?" Xiao Jiu's brain was trembling.
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