Their commission was suspicious.

"By the way, why did you call me here?" Talulah asked.

"Oh, it's like this, I've gotten my hands on a new item for keeping warm, I was wondering if you guys would be interested?"

"Any other items for keeping warm besides the Earth Marrow?" Talulah's interest was piqued.

"That's right. One of Bellberg's two thermal suits..."

Talulah chose to take her leave.

She did not choose the second gift that Chen Luo had accepted.

Don't you think it's weird to give away black stockings that you got through another girl's hard work?

"But...it really does keep you warm," Chen Luo said, looking at the black stockings in his hand, the packaging still unopened.

This is the reward Chen Luo received early this morning.

It wasn't a commission completed by Chen Luo, but rather a gift from the train trio after they completed their commission in the lower level area.

These black stockings are really warm, and the warmth is excellent, plus there's a lot of them...

Although I don't understand why this black silk is warmer than the earth marrow, since it's a reward item, I'll just go with it.

"Talulah will regret this!"

Don't worry, she'll wear it someday.

"Really?"

[It'll either be worn on your legs to please you, or it'll be worn on your head to kill you.]

"???"

Just kidding.

"...Come, say something about this land."

No way...

"..."

This land...

"The riddle teller must die!"

Ah~~

Damn, that's a really weird sound!

"Ding-a-ling!" The wind chimes rang out.

"Cousin, I'm coming in." Haruhi Suzumiya popped her head out.

"Don't call me cousin in that weird tone. I've told you so many times, stop using group networks to watch short videos!" Chen Luo glared at Suzumiya Haruhi.

"Well, I'm a grown-up, what's wrong with watching some short videos? Speaking of which, cousin, are there really no anime from my world? I see most people in the bar have anime characters based on them." Haruhi Suzumiya scratched her head, then peeked out from behind the bar door and actually walked into the bar.

"No. Maybe it exists in other worlds, but because there's no internet connection, you can't see it," Chen Luo replied evasively.

Chen Luo did grant most people in the bar access to the group network, allowing them to connect their phones and watch videos from other worlds. However, some content was restricted and absolutely impossible to access.

For example, information about the world of Haruhi Suzumiya.

If Haruhi Suzumiya really found out that she was the absolute protagonist of her world, she might cause some big trouble.

"Alright then, I'll try my best to explore this other world and see if I can find any corresponding anime or games. The way I think about it, I feel like I have the potential to be an emperor," Haruhi Suzumiya said, stroking her chin.

"Yes, yes, you not only possess the potential of a Great Emperor, but also the potential of a Heavenly Emperor," Chen Luo said.

"Don't be so perfunctory."

“I’m not being perfunctory; I’m telling the truth.”

"I do not believe."

"real."

"whispering sound."

"jingle."

"By the way, Chen Luo..." Chen entered the bar again.

"what?"

"I'd like to get a cell phone for Swire and Hoshiguma too," Chen said apologetically.

[Ding! You have a new request!]

"No problem." Chen Luo took out two phones and handed them to Chen.

[Ding! Mission complete]

"Hey, wait, don't go." Seeing Chen about to leave, Chen Luo suddenly called out to it.

"what happened?"

"Hey, Kasuga, bring me your shotgun."

"What are you going to do?" Haruhi Suzumiya looked at Chen Luo warily.

"Borrow someone."

"I do not want."

"I'll give you an unlimited rocket launcher. It's much more powerful than a shotgun or water gun."

"Cousin, you're so kind~~"

And so, Haruhi Suzumiya lost her water gun, but gained an infinite number of rockets that could shrink to the size of a pen and could only be used by angels.

But Haruhi Suzumiya can definitely ignore the usage restrictions, so there's no need to worry.

And that shotgun...

"Chen, would you be interested in using a water gun in combat? It's much more effective than the Crimson Sky." Chen Luo asked Chen.

"I do not believe."

Chapter 1593 Chen: This water gun is much better than Chixiao!

"It smells so good." Chen admitted that he had spoken a little too loudly just now.

Now Chen looks at the shotgun in front of him with newfound respect.

It has great attack power, a wide attack range, and can also slow down enemies in front of it...

And it consumes very little! Just regular water is enough!

This is really... so strange.

That doesn't conform to the law of conservation of energy at all.

As a senior superintendent of the Lungmen Guard Bureau, Chen must be extremely knowledgeable about firearms... If it weren't for Laterano's monopoly on firearms, firearms should have been standard issue for the Lungmen Guard Bureau.

Although he hadn't used them much, Chen still learned about the confiscated Lateran firearms in the place where evidence was stored out of interest.

And the pistol in my hand... its design is just an ordinary water gun, right? Why is it so powerful?

"Ahem, although your water gun does look very powerful, I don't believe it's as good as Chixiao's," Chen said.

"Then go ahead and try it. I'll lend it to you for a day," Chen Luo said.

"You just... lent it to me like that? Why?"

"Because I really want to see what kind of expression you'll have on your face when you discover that a water gun is actually more handy than Chixiao."

"You really have a twisted sense of humor." Through his conversation with Talulah, Chen also learned a more comprehensive understanding of Chen Luo from Talulah.

At least we now know that Chen Luo can be quite wicked at times.

Sometimes, for some pointless reason, I'll do things that seem to have absolutely no benefit to me.

Of course, they also learned that Chen Luo could indeed cure Oripathy.

And Chen Luo probably really didn't have any malicious intent; he just wanted to fulfill his wish.

However, out of concern, Talulah also mentioned to Chen that if there was no rush, they could observe first and not rush into the infected treatment surgery. Talulah could observe Frostnova and Patriot, who had undergone infected treatment surgery, first.

Talulah herself does believe that the Infected are natural fighters, but she is also aware of the situation in Lungmen, and therefore hopes to cure Chen's Oripathy.

It's just a pity for Frostnova, who was used as a guinea pig by Talulah, even though Talulah didn't say anything when Chen Luo treated Frostnova.

[Hilarious! Talulah had no idea you were healing Frostnova back then!]

"I'm just saying this, and you're just listening."

"You can keep this water gun for now. Return it to me at the bar tonight. Of course, you can extend the lease if you wish, but remember to lend me Chixiao to play with then."

"Crimson Sky? What are you using it for? You should have your own sword, shouldn't you?" Chen asked, somewhat puzzled.

"You don't understand, do you? Other people's swords are always more enjoyable to use."

"???"

Although Chen didn't understand, he was greatly shocked, but he did not refuse the "bet".

Indeed, Chen Luo's offer was less of a friend's help and more of a bet.

However, Chen was not afraid at all, because he never thought that the mighty Chixiao would be worse than a water gun.

Since this is a shotgun designed for use in a bar, we will need to test it out during today's work to determine its specific application.

A huge explosion rang out above Chen Luo and Chen.

"Honestly, I don't think you should let your cousin use such a dangerous item." Chen said, watching Haruhi Suzumiya bombarding the area with a rocket launcher that could be reloaded with unlimited ammunition.

“I know, but she’s going on an adventure, so how can I, as her cousin, not give her some personal items? Besides, her adventure isn’t just a simple outing; she’ll encounter many monsters, so she needs to be able to protect herself.”

"...I don't understand things in other worlds. Never mind."

If Chen hadn't known that the other person was going to explore another world, he probably would have tried even harder to dissuade them. However, Chen had never seen anything like what happened in another world, so he didn't have much say in the matter.

If this were Longmen, Chen would definitely invite Haruhi Suzumiya to sit in the Imperial Guard Bureau for an afternoon.

"Goodbye."

"Goodbye."

After saying goodbye to Chen Er, Chen Luo also looked at Suzumiya Haruhi, who had fired a rocket launcher at his face.

"It's fine in a bar... but no, it doesn't count in a bar. You can't use such dangerous things on people, and you can't make it a habit in a bar."

"Okay, okay," Haruhi Suzumiya replied verbally, but she didn't seem to have any intention of repenting.

It's obvious she didn't take it to heart.

"I guessed so." Chen Luo stood up and walked towards Haruhi Suzumiya, while simultaneously flicking his wrist to reveal a stick.

"Cousin, what are you doing? Stay away from me! Take that stick away! I'm sorry, I was wrong!"

"Too late. You're the kind of person who'll climb onto the roof and tear off the tiles if you don't discipline them for three days. Since your parents want to discipline you properly, then I'll see it through to the end." Chen Luo, wielding the God-Slaying Whip, walked towards the trembling Haruhi Suzumiya cowering in the corner.

In other circumstances, a stranger might mistakenly think Chen Luo was doing something lewd, but since the object of his affections is Haruhi Suzumiya, everyone would understand.

If someone is described as "getting on the roof and tearing off the tiles if not disciplined for three days," that's an adjective. But when applied to Haruhi Suzumiya, it becomes a verb.

Chen Luo once again expressed his gratitude to the World Consciousness for supporting this God-Slaying Whip. Not only is it highly functional, allowing Chen Luo to do whatever he wants among most gods, but more importantly, Chen Luo can use this God-Slaying Whip to make Haruhi Suzumiya realize who is the boss.

Chen Luo can certainly handle most of the problems caused by Haruhi Suzumiya, and even if she accidentally injures or kills someone, Chen Luo can be resurrected.

If such a thing were to actually happen, Haruhi Suzumiya would be even more anxious than Chen Luo, and Chen Luo could even get a commission... Haruhi Suzumiya would issue a commission and offer more Originium than Yukari Yakumo.

However, Chen Luo promised the World Consciousness that he would take good care of Haruhi Suzumiya, not only to keep her healthy and free from illness and disaster, but also to properly train her personality and take care of her mental state.

Although Haruhi Suzumiya has always acted lawlessly, she is still just a child about the same age as Chen Luo.

If it really causes irreparable consequences, the first person who won't be able to bear it will probably not be himself.

Chen Luo is doing this for Haruhi Suzumiya's own good.

So that's why you grabbed his butt and punched him 10 times?

"There's nothing I can do. Haruhi Suzumiya's personality means that if she accidentally causes a big commotion, there's nothing I can do to stop it. Who knows what level Haruhi Suzumiya is capable of?" Chen Luo said helplessly.

There's no such thing as guarding against thieves a thousand miles away if you're a thief yourself; just beat them up!