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A good beating will keep them behaving for days.
"Damn it!" Haruhi Suzumiya rubbed her bottom and complained softly.
Since people shouldn't hurt each other in a bar, Haruhi Suzumiya wasn't actually hurt at all, and her buttocks didn't hurt at all.
However, the God-Slaying Whip's effect on Haruhi Suzumiya was roughly equivalent to... someone terrified of caterpillars seeing a ball of caterpillars the size of a washbasin, entangled together.
Chen Luo is still using this big caterpillar ball to spank his own butt.
Every time the God-Slaying Whip touched Haruhi Suzumiya, she felt a chill that came from her very soul.
It doesn't hurt, but it's really uncomfortable.
"Speaking of which, haven't you missed school for several days?" Chen Luo suddenly remembered something.
"Wait, don't hit me! I'm telling you, it's not that I skipped class, it's that school is on holiday!" Because of the psychological trauma from earlier, Haruhi Suzumiya hurriedly tried to explain even though Chen Luo didn't make any move.
"Just yesterday, the school announced a holiday, I think it's called something like Carbon-Based Biology Festival. It's a 7-day holiday," Haruhi Suzumiya explained.
"..." Chen Luo was stunned for a moment.
这是什么鬼节日?
But Chen Luo quickly realized that this was definitely Haruhi Suzumiya's problem. It was probably because Haruhi Suzumiya was so looking forward to the holiday and exploring the other world that a strange ghost holiday suddenly appeared all over the world.
A carbon-based bio-festival... I really don't know how you came up with that. Chen Luo is curious whether aliens or something like that celebrate this festival.
You know what, you really do think this holiday is pretty good.
Don't worry about things like, "What will happen to the children if we suddenly have this new holiday? Will they stop studying?"
These are minor issues before the world ends.
What if Haruhi Suzumiya's reluctance to go to school, her desire to continue exploring the other world, led to her school being destroyed by a gas pipeline? Or, to think even more tragically, what if this resulted in the creation of a terrible virus that swept the entire world, triggering a global pandemic...?
Compared to this, doesn't it seem like having a strange carbon-based bio-festival is already a pretty good ending?
If Chen Luo were to force Haruhi Suzumiya to go to school, the consequences could be far greater and more uncontrollable.
Who knows what kind of amazing things Haruhi Suzumiya might pull off?
So disciplining Haruhi Suzumiya is really a troublesome thing, no wonder she only gets 500 Primogems every three days.
"Since you guys have holidays like the Carbon-Based Biology Festival, then I won't interfere with you anymore. However, after the Carbon-Based Biology Festival ends, you must study for at least 4 days a week..."
"Is three days okay?"
"Three days it is then," Chen Luo said decisively.
"Damn it, I was too hasty!"
"Oh, right, there are only seven days in a week! We have to study for three out of those seven days!" Chen Luo quickly added, remembering something.
If, due to Haruhi Suzumiya's influence, there were only three days a week, things would get really interesting.
Actually, Chen Luo didn't think there would be any point in sending Haruhi Suzumiya to school. After all, Haruhi Suzumiya's grades were really good, but her good grades weren't because she was a genius who learned at an outrageous speed, but because whatever answers she wrote, the test questions would be exactly the same (a bit of an exaggeration, but Haruhi Suzumiya was indeed very smart).
Koizumi Itsuki is a psychic; he transferred schools specifically to help Suzumiya Haruhi with her act.
As for Nagato Yuki, needless to say, as an information integrator, she doesn't need to learn.
Asahina is from the future
The only one who's rather pitiful is Kyon, an ordinary person.
"...Haruhi, remember to give these breads to Kyon for me." Chen Luo handed a stack of memory breads to Haruhi Suzumiya.
"This is... memory bread? Can I eat it?"
"What are you going to eat? This contains the math, language and other knowledge you're supposed to learn over the next year. You're so good at studying, why would you need it? Only Kyon in your team would need it, so don't fight with him for it."
"Oh, textbook knowledge? Never mind then." Haruhi Suzumiya showed little interest.
Poor Kyon, but to save the world, I'll have to sacrifice some of your study time.
Chapter 1594 Hestia: Are all people from other worlds this brave?
"Get up!"
What time is it?
"10 point."
"10 PM? We're going to the bar!" Xiao Shi, who was on her deathbed, sat up in shock!
"10 a.m.!" Chen Luo said coldly.
"What? So early?"
"Still early? I've already finished a Celestial Conference, made six dolls, and even resolved the issue of the sisters' reunion on Terra. And you're still sleeping? Are we really sleeping together?" Chen Luo said with a headache.
If it weren't for Xiao Shi, Chen Luo would have found it unbearable to come back after a long day of work only to find her still sleeping in his bed.
We need to give her two good jobs, one good and one bad!
"You take care of earning money to support the family, and I'll take care of being beautiful." Xiao Shi cupped her face in her hands.
"..." Chen Luo didn't say anything, but looked at Xiao Shi's front armor with pity.
"Now that I think about it, you should sleep a little longer, what if you grow up?"
“…Chen Luo!” Xiao Shi gritted her teeth and pounced on Chen Luo, who was standing by the bed.
……
"Is this another world? I feel... nothing." Xiao Shi scratched his head.
"Be careful not to burn yourself." Chen Luo took the fried potato balls handed to him by the staff and gave them to the Herrscher of Knowledge. However, they were still a bit hot because they had just come out of the fryer.
"I know, I'm not a child." The Herald of Knowledge rolled his eyes at Chen Luo.
"Yes, yes, yes." Chen Luo nodded without refuting.
As we all know, children have a strong competitive spirit and a high sense of self-esteem, so there's no need to say things like "You'll always be a child in my eyes" at this time, or you'll get a beating.
It's one thing to beat someone up at home, but this is Orario, the labyrinth city. We should at least give Xiao Shi some face.
What if some deity strolling or working on the street saw Chen Luo getting beaten up? That would be terrible.
The one who understood the law actually sensed the perfunctory tone in Chen Luo's words, but he merely glared at Chen Luo.
Those who understand the law aren't stupid. The memory of being beaten up by Chen Luo at home and then getting killed in return, being pinned down on the bed and spanked, is still vivid in their minds.
Sigh, at this moment, Xiao Shiduo really hopes that Chen Luo's growth rate can be a little slower. It doesn't need to be too slow, just a tiny bit worse than his own would be enough, so that he can pin him down on the bed and spank him.
Heaven knows why an ordinary person can go from being completely powerless to a strongman who can beat Ah Ha and kick Feng Rao in less than three months.
Even the Law Master knows that Chen Luo accumulated experience for several years before officially acquiring his talent, but how many years did you lie low to make such rapid progress?
Never mind.
Honestly, if they actually saw you getting beaten up, they'd think you'd found a boyfriend more than that they saw a chance to defeat you. That wasn't fighting; it was flirting. But it's definitely not appropriate to do that in the street, because Isamara is still behind you.
"I can't see anything special about this world, but this tower is really huge." The Herrscher of Knowledge ate a sweet potato ball in small bites while looking up at the white giant tower standing in the distance.
“That’s the Tower of Babel, it has 50 floors. The first 20 floors are the commercial area, and the remaining 30 floors are the residential areas for each god. Of course, not every god can live there. Some impoverished gods can’t even afford to rent a room up there and can only live in the basement of an abandoned church,” Chen Luo said.
"Really? Even gods can be poor and destitute?"
"Of course I have... Didn't you read the introduction to this world that I prepared for you at all?" Chen Luo put his hand on Xiao Shi's shoulder and looked at Xiao Shi.
"Well... I was chatting with the old antique until 2 a.m. yesterday, so I didn't have time to find out about this information. It's not my fault, it's all the old antique's fault." Xiao Shi very naturally pushed the blame onto Fu Hua, not knowing who was the one who insisted on chatting with Fu Hua last night.
"...Yes, yes, yes. In fact, the gods in this world are also very strong, but they seal their divine power when they descend to the mortal realm. Except in certain public places, all gods are not allowed to use their divine power. They then use their own advantages to form their own families and can only rely on their own strength."
"It is precisely because those gods are no different from ordinary people in the mortal world, and they can be hungry, sick, and drunk, that they naturally have both rich and poor."
"Ordinary people in this world do respect the gods, after all, it is through the power of the gods that they are able to clear out the monsters pouring out of the dungeon and even launch a counterattack on the dungeon. But respect can't put food on the table."
"Especially since people in the lower realms also know that gods cannot use their divine power indiscriminately, it is actually unnecessary to offer fearless sacrifices to the gods, as long as you do not provoke them."
If I can't beat them, can't I at least avoid them?
A thousand years before the gods descended to the mortal realm, humans did indeed revere them as gods... That sounds strange, but that's the gist of it.
They thought that if they could win the favor of the gods, they might be able to obtain some magical rewards.
This explains why the earlier the deities descended a thousand years ago, the faster the development. It was a blue ocean market at the time, and humanity's faith in the gods was extremely strong. However, people later discovered that these deities didn't actually provide anything, and as more and more deities descended, they became less of a rarity.
Of course, no one would be foolish enough to bully the gods, because everyone knows that while the gods can't help you, they can kill you.
However, after the gods' divine power was restricted, they looked just like ordinary people, and people sometimes didn't know where to show their respect.
"So in this world, just think of gods as people who can overturn tables, but are currently very weak. You might even see a god selling sweet potato balls on the street. Some gods reside atop the Tower of Babel, while others live happily with their only kin in the basement of a church. It's hard to say which is more enviable." Chen Luo shook his head.
Freya, the chief goddess, resides at the very top of the Tower of Babel. She is insatiably lusting after Bell, but Bell deeply respects Hestia and has decided that Hestia is his true love.
Although Hestia was originally somewhat lazy, Bell's arrival changed both Hestia and Bell.
"Sweet potato balls?" The Herrscher of Knowledge looked down at the sweet potato ball she had just eaten, then subconsciously turned to look at the shop assistant next to her who was buying sweet potato balls.
"She is a god?" The Herrscher of Knowledge looked at Hestia in surprise.
"Because she's pitifully weak right now, and she's completely sealed herself away, it's normal that you can't recognize her. But if you take out the Chains of Heaven, you can easily determine whether she's a god or not... I only said you can tell, I didn't tell you to actually take them." Chen Luo quickly dispelled the light barrier of the Gate of Babylon in front of the Herrscher of Knowledge.
The King's Treasure of the Law of Knowledge was given to the Law of Knowledge by Chen Luo, so Chen Luo is still the highest authority holder and it is non-transferable.
"Oh."
"Chen Luo, you gave the Lock of Heaven to this child?" Hestia looked at Chen Luo in surprise.
"Is there a problem? Hurry up and make your sweet potato balls, there are three other people waiting."
“This is a big problem… but oh well, I’m just a sweet potato ball seller anyway.” Hestia sighed.
Hestia knew that Chen Luo's arrival in Orila would bring about tremendous changes, especially after learning that Chen Luo had said he would organize 800 million heroes from another world to venture into the dungeon...
But what does this have to do with me? Anyway, the Hestia Familia only has one member, so it can't lose much more than that. Besides, Chen Luo seems to like my Bell quite a bit. Maybe I can even let one of Chen Luo's otherworldly heroes take Bell on some training.
"Who are you calling a child? You're the child." The Herrscher of Knowledge seemed somewhat unconvinced.
Perhaps because Chen Luo had subtly reminded him this morning, Shi Zhilu was particularly sensitive to the word "children" today.
"She's over 1 million," Chen Luo said.
"Oh, that's all." The Herrscher of Knowledge continued eating her sweet potato ball.
It's hard to believe this little dwarf is over 1 million years old. Well then, let her say whatever she wants.
At over 100 million years old, who isn't a child?
"Here you go, three portions of sweet potato balls." Hestia wrapped the three portions of sweet potato balls separately and handed them to Chen Luo.
"Isamara...come and eat!" Chen Luo called out to the distance.
"Coming." Isamara, who was squatting in front of a stall doing something, ran over after hearing Chen Luo's call, and then... hugged Chen Luo and bit his ear.
"Hey, you!" The Herrscher of Knowledge reacted strongly.
"I'm asking you to eat, not to eat me!" Chen Luo flicked Isamara's forehead with his finger before handing the sweet potato ball to Isamara.
"Oh." Isamara took the sweet potato ball with some disappointment, but did not let go of the hand that was holding Chen Luo. In the end, it was the Herrscher of Knowledge who separated Isamara from Chen Luo's pulling and tugging behavior.
"Mercury Lamp, this is yours." Chen Luo handed another sweet potato ball to Mercury Lamp.
Everyone gets a share!
This time, Chen Luo brought three people with him to the other world. Actually, Chen Luo wouldn't mind bringing more people, like Yakumo Yukari and the others, but when Chen Luo wanted to find Yakumo Yukari today, she was sleeping…
This Orario is a bit different from other other worlds. The world-building is vast, but the gods' power in the human realm is weak, so even if Yukari Yakumo and her friends cause trouble, they can simply run away.
It's really rare to see a situation where the world's power level is very high, but the current combat strength is very low.
Unfortunately, Yukari Yakumo was sleeping.
That's strange, is Yukari Yakumo really that unlucky?
"Chen Luo, are these the heroes from another world you brought? Are all people from other worlds this brave?" Hestia looked at the two girls in front of her, who she couldn't tell were human, and the doll sitting on Chen Luo's shoulder.
Are all the otherworldly heroes that Chen Luo brought here so strange?
And...it's really impressive.
Hestia sealed away her divine power, and she was also somewhat lazy and gluttonous. However, Hestia was still a goddess, and held a rather high position among the gods... though status doesn't put food on the table.
Therefore, Hestia was able to see that the people around Chen Luo all had special characteristics.
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