Knights Don't Need a Youthful Romance Story

The modification of the bodysuit is the biggest part of the whole thing.

This includes, but is not limited to, replacing the fabric around the buttocks with a very close-fitting yet breathable material that won't bulge when you fart.

Another example is the mouth area of ​​the mask, which won't become unpleasantly smelly even if worn continuously due to saliva splashing.

Yeah, that's so Deadpool.

In a sense, this can be considered one of Deadpool's little hobbies.

Other people wear their combat uniforms only when fighting and combating criminals, but this guy wears his combat uniform as everyday clothes.

Before, it could be said that it was to cover it up, but now that this guy's skin has clearly healed, he still likes to wear this alluring combat suit all the time.

Deadpool originally just took on detective work from his neighbor because he was bored.

Yes, this guy calls himself a detective in Japan.

He wanted to continue his mercenary side business, but there was no market for it.

There are no mercenaries here in Japan.

I might as well play the role of a detective for a while.

Anyway, he's good at fighting, so catching cheaters or finding cats is no problem for him.

Occasionally, they also help find children who have run away from home.

But this is not very efficient.

Because Japan has very little surveillance, supposedly because they believe surveillance would infringe on other people's privacy, there aren't many cameras even in public places.

Furthermore, there are signs indicating the locations of cameras.

Finding runaway children is already difficult enough.

This kind of fangirl kid is probably the type Deadpool hates the most.

These types of kids are all very difficult to deal with.

In every sense.

They spend their parents' money but don't want to be controlled by them, and are willing to spend a lot of money on idols that they can see but can't touch and that only exist on the screen.

My mind is filled with fantasies about having something happen between me and my idol.

People travel thousands of miles just to catch a glimpse of their idol.

If their idol beckons, they can tidy up, book a room, and wait quietly.

They even proactively organize imparts.

That's how the fortune sticks were played back then.

Then he went inside.

Deadpool doesn't understand this kind of fangirl mentality.

Spending money on this so-called idol is like throwing money into water; you won't even hear a sound.

It would be better to tip some smaller streamers.

You can even hear "Thank you, brother, thank you, top donor" when you tip a small streamer.

If you spend more money and become the top contributor, you might even be able to have deeper conversations with others.

This is no better than spending money on those idols.

But after experiencing so much, Deadpool has come to understand one thing.

Some people's thoughts and worldviews are incomprehensible to normal people, and persuasion is useless.

Just let them have fun on their own.

Sooner or later, you'll fall.

You'll learn what you can and can't do once you've fallen and gotten hurt.

That's how kids are; telling them they can't play with fire is useless.

He'll know to avoid fire once he burns himself playing with it.

"So, where do we start with the first step?"

"Let Mr. Deadpool think about it carefully."

Carefully tucking the small note back into his belt, Deadpool put his hands on his hips and wiggled his buttocks.

This level of intensity is far greater than some of those dance-themed livestreamers. (Scratch that)

"How about we start by explaining why you skipped work today?"

Before Deadpool could even figure out where to start his search...

A familiar voice sounded from behind.

Deadpool, who had been leisurely enjoying himself, suddenly stiffened.

His calm expression instantly tightened.

He turned around slowly, like a rusty machine.

The person who came into view was Luo Zhen, who had a big smile on his face.

Despite his smiling expression, Deadpool always seemed to have a sense of impending doom.

"So, do you have anything to explain?"

Seeing Deadpool's conflicted expression, Ryougi asked another question.

Gritting his teeth and stamping his feet.

finally--

"Walk slowly."

Watching Luo Zhen disappear at the end of the road, Deadpool, who had waved goodbye, breathed a sigh of relief.

Looks like everything's alright now.

That's true, Luo Zhen is quite reasonable.

However, I won't get my vacation this month, and I won't get the full attendance bonus either.

With a pained expression, Deadpool pulled a small note from his belt and said fiercely:

"You wretched little brat, once I find you, I'm going to make you pay a hefty sum to soothe my wounded little heart."

"Also, I'll buy some posters of Saito Asuka and Miiri."

Among the many celebrities in Japan, Deadpool's two favorites are these two.

Of course, this only applies to celebrities.

If we extend this to the category of teachers, Deadpool could recite a list of dishes for hours on end.

Deadpool really likes those teachers.

"What a troublesome brat."

Rubbing his head, Deadpool felt really troubled.

Although the pay is quite good.

But he really hates this kind of brat.

Meanwhile, back at the base, Ryougi temporarily took over the task that was originally supposed to be Deadpool's responsibility.

Chapter 1178 Deadpool: Cut this part out!

The computer screen flickered, and the humming sound of the computer case continued to ring out.

Deadpool sat in front of the computer with a serious expression.

He crossed his arms in the same pose as Commander Ikari.

If you ignore his mask, he can actually look quite serious.

Unfortunately, strictly speaking, this mask is just a normal superhero mask.

There's nothing particularly outstanding or funny about it.

However, due to Deadpool's own personality, the mask also takes on a somewhat comical quality.

Seeing this mask is somewhat comical.

"Kids these days really cause trouble for everyone."

Leaning back in his chair, Deadpool's tone was full of frustration.

After a thorough investigation, Deadpool—

We found nothing.

There's nothing we can do; he's just not cut out for this line of work.

This was also his weakness when he was a mercenary.

He's better at wielding a knife and hacking people down.

Having gained near-immortality and super-fast self-healing abilities, his only skill, manual dexterity, has deteriorated to a terrible state.

Well, it's not that I can't understand it.

Since he won't die, let's just hurt each other.

Let's see who lies on the ground first.

Back to topic.

After realizing he had absolutely no talent for this, Deadpool contacted his friends.

Please ask them to help me look for it.

Some of these friends are detectives, and some are hackers.

Some even engage in illicit activities.

Please do not doubt the network and ability to make friends of a seasoned mercenary.

Although this is not Deadpool's lair, which he has maintained for many years.

But thanks to his unique way of making friends, this guy still managed to build up his network of contacts very quickly.

Although it's not usually very useful, it can come in handy occasionally.

Isn’t this useful?

As for whether or not one should give anything in return when asking these friends for help?

Hey, we're all friends, why talk about money? It's so hurtful!

This is what Deadpool said when the other side offered him compensation.

Deadpool isn't actually short of money; he just simply enjoys the feeling of getting things for free.

It doesn't count as prostitution if you don't pay! (crossed out)

Back to topic.

Based on the wisdom and clues gathered by Deadpool's friends, the current conclusion is that the child most likely went to find his idol.

She's a little girl, it's normal.

Strictly speaking, they don't actually like any particular celebrity.

It's just that I imagined a perfect idol image in my mind and then applied it to a certain celebrity.

If an artist consistently matches their expectations, they will strongly support that idol.

It can be said that it has extremely strong combat power.

But if an idol's image collapses or they do something they don't want to see...

They walked faster than anyone else.

Well, let's not count the die-hard fans.

That's something normal people can't understand.