I just wanted to cultivate immortality, but I was forced to open a harem

"What? Ah, no, it's not like that..." Yotsuya Miko waved her hands repeatedly.

"Then why are you staring at him?" Yurikawa Hua said with a look of disbelief.

"Actually, I like this one too. He's definitely my ideal type. But there are already two girls around him." Xiaohua muttered.

"By the way, do you want to guess which one of them is his girlfriend?" She winked at Jianzi.

"This..." Jianzi turned around and observed the three people again.

She first took a look at their attire and noticed that apart from their school uniforms, they were not wearing any matching accessories.

Looking at the seats of the three people, the boy was sitting by the window, opposite him was a girl with a ponytail, and next to him was a girl with long straight black hair.

From this perspective, anyone could be a good match for him.

"I can't tell. Maybe he's not dating any girl at all, and the three of them are just good friends?" Jianzi raised his hands in surrender.

"Impossible," Xiaohua asserted, "The way those two girls looked at that boy was the same as the way I looked at the most expensive and most desired cake in the window. There's no way they can be just friends."

Jianzi said weakly: "Xiaohua, I know you are a foodie, but your metaphor is too weird."

"Gululu."

Before she finished her words, Yurikawaka's stomach began to growl.

"Jianzi, haven't you ordered the food yet? I'm starving."

Xiaohua put the two lumps of fat on her chest on the table with a "click" to reduce the burden on her body.

When Yukinoshita Yukino next door saw this scene, her eyes twitched slightly.

The look confirmed that it was a breast size that was beyond envy.

Did everything I ate turn into fat and pile it up into mountains? Two of them!

When Lin Hezhen heard the noise, he also cast a "terrifying" look over there.

If the amount of breasts is converted into combat power, Hirashita Hirano is just a trash with a combat power of only five, while Yurikawa Hana is like One Punch Man.

Noticing Yurikawa Hana, Yotsuya Miko also fell into Hayashi Kazuma's sight.

Hey, this girl actually has the ability to see ghosts and spirits. Does she also possess extraordinary powers?

No, there is no sign of cultivation on her body, and her Yin-Yang eyes are always open. Which cultivator would have nothing better to do than to keep his Yin-Yang eyes open?

He was probably an ordinary person who awakened accidentally. He was quite talented in this area and was affected by the revival of spiritual energy, so he opened his eyes automatically.

interesting.

Lin Hezhen secretly took note of Yotsuya Miko.

……

After finishing their meal, Lin Hezhen and the two girls walked out of the restaurant, commenting on the food as they walked.

"The tempura fried shrimp is crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, sweet and refreshing, and not greasy at all." Miss Yukinoshita has eaten many delicacies and is also a master cook. It is truly rare to get her recognition.

"My ginger-braised pork set is also good. The pork is well marinated and the sauce is slightly spicy, which suits my taste quite well." Lin Hezhen prefers this heavier dish.

"The eel rice is also very delicious. The eel is very fresh, the meat is chewy, and the sauce is slightly salty and sweet, which goes well with rice." Kato Megumi was also very satisfied.

"In that case, let's make this restaurant the regular gathering place for the 'Service Club' from now on."

"Ah, it's not appropriate for Mai-senpai to come here. With her fame, she will definitely be surrounded by people."

"Yeah, maybe the chef will burn the food just to get her autograph."

"It's okay. I will cast the spell of 'confusing perception' on Mai, so that she won't attract attention."

"The magic of immortal cultivators is really convenient."

The three of them chatted as they walked towards the exit of the shopping street.

"Xiaohua, let's hurry up and catch up." Yotsuya Miko didn't even want the change from the waiter, and directly pulled Yurikawahua to catch up.

"Hey, Jianzi, I haven't finished my third serving of curry rice yet." Yurikawaka looked at the dining table reluctantly.

"Xiaohua, you eat too much. Just think of it as a diet occasionally." Yotsuya Jianzi dragged Xiaohua and walked briskly.

Damn it, just now she really couldn't tell which of the three people was capable of exorcising the evil spirit, and she couldn't find a chance to get close to him.

The only thing to do now is to follow them first.

The two followed Lin Hezhen and others at a distance of about 5 meters.

Jianzi saw clearly with her own eyes that all the evil spirits within a 30-meter radius with the three people as the center turned into green smoke the moment they entered that range, which really made her amazed.

In fact, this was the result of Lin Hezhen deliberately restraining his aura. Otherwise, if the Yuanying boss's spiritual pressure was fully unleashed, I'm afraid all the ghosts in the entire East City would become Buddhas on the spot.

Yotsuya Kenko became more and more excited as she watched. The undead disaster that had troubled her for days finally saw the light of a solution. Today, she must find that master who feared ghosts and gods and ask him to help solve her troubles.

No matter what the other party asks, do it without hesitation!

……

Lin Hezhen and the other two were walking on the street when they were suddenly stopped by someone.

"Handsome guys and beautiful girls, do you want to come to our newly opened haunted house? Today is our opening day sale, 8% off!" An uncle dressed as a clown stuffed flyers into their hands.

"Haunted house? There is such a thing in the shopping street?" Kato Megumi took the flyer.

"Yes, little girl, our store just opened today. We have a lot of new props that other haunted houses don't have. I guarantee you'll have fun."

Before Kato Megumi could reply, Yukino said, "I don't think anyone would have fun in a haunted house."

"Oh, you can't say that, little sister. Scientific research shows that when people are afraid, it stimulates the secretion of adrenaline and dopamine. After you come out of it, you will feel very relaxed."

Yukino turned her head, put her right hand on her left arm, and whispered, "I'm not interested anyway."

She seemed normal on the surface, but she could not escape Lin Hezhen's keen eyes.

I saw Yukino's delicate body trembling slightly, her right hand rubbing her left arm nervously, her thick and long eyelashes blinking rapidly, and her eyes dodging, just like a little white rabbit being stared at by a wolf.

"It's a haunted house. Take us to see it." Lin Hezhen said to the boss with a wicked smile.

"Huh?!" Yukino was shocked.

"Why do you suddenly want to go to a haunted house? It's too childish. We are all high school students. Shouldn't we go to a place with more educational significance and more edifying sentiments for entertainment? Like listening to concerts, watching operas, and visiting art exhibitions." Yukino talked incessantly.

"So Miss Yukinoshita doesn't dare to go to the haunted house? She's already a high school student, but she's still afraid of ghosts? Oh my, this is really surprising." Lin Hezhen said sarcastically.

"I, I'm not afraid." Yukino said stubbornly.

"So you're not afraid. What about you, Hui? Do you want to go to the haunted house? I'll treat you." Lin Hezhen turned to Kato Hui again.

"I'm fine with anything." There was no extra expression on Kato Megumi's face.

"OK, let's go then."

So the three of them followed the uncle towards the haunted house.

In order to prevent Yukino from escaping, Lin Kazuma simply grabbed her hand.

"Hey, hey, hey, look, they are holding hands, these two must be a couple." Yurikawa Hana and Jianzi who were following behind whispered in each other's ears.

"But he just called the girl with a ponytail by her name." Jianzi answered casually.

"Indeed, generally speaking, to call each other by their names, one needs to have a very close relationship, especially between opposite sexes, basically it can only be lovers. Could it be that he is actually a two-timing scumbag?" Xiaohua covered her mouth in surprise.

Jianzi retorted: "Not necessarily. For example, childhood sweethearts who grew up together may call each other by their first names."

"That's true." Yurikawaka nodded.

"Hey, it looks like they're going into the haunted house, should we go too?"

"Of course I'll go." Jianzi said without hesitation.

Not to mention a haunted house, she would even go through mountains of swords and seas of fire.

Besides, with her rich experience of seeing countless ghosts, Jianzi didn't believe that a haunted house made by humans could scare her.

……

Lin Hezhen and the other two arrived at the door of the haunted house.

A sign nearby read: Dear tourists, the ghosts here are all played by actors, please do not punch or kick them.

What a counterintuitive explanation, directly stating that the ghosts in the tour are all fake. Wouldn't that greatly dampen people's interest in the tour?

However, even if the ghosts inside were all real, he would not be afraid.

Thinking of this, Lin Hezhen yawned.

Perhaps seeing that he didn't look interested, the uncle who was eager to drum up business became anxious and quickly put his arm on Lin Hezhen's shoulder and took him aside.

"Young man, you are so lucky to have two such beautiful girlfriends."

"Actually, they are not my girlfriends," Lin Hezhen explained.

"Is that so? Then you should not miss this opportunity. A haunted house is the best place for men to show their masculine charm and sense of security. Girls are very timid and afraid of ghosts. If you act very reliable in there, it will greatly improve their favorability."

"Also, do you know the 'suspension bridge effect'? When a person is afraid, their heart rate will involuntarily speed up. If there is a person of the opposite sex next to her at this time, she will mistakenly interpret the increased heart rate caused by this situation as a physiological reaction caused by the other person making her heart beat faster, and thus develop feelings of love for the other person."

"By then, whether it's holding hands, hugging or any other body movements, it will be very normal in that dark and tense place, and the other party will definitely not be suspicious..." the uncle persuaded eloquently.

Lin Hezhen was actually not impressed by his rhetoric.

Just thinking about how Yukino was obviously scared to death but still trying to be brave and not willing to give in, I wanted to take her into the haunted house to see what kind of expression she would have inside.

Will it scare you to tears? Or will it scare you to incontinence?

"Ah, that's a great idea. Let's go in right away." Lin Hezhen paid for three people readily and rubbed his hands excitedly.

"Don't worry, I won't let you down." The uncle gave him a look that said "all men understand."

The money has been paid, and there is no turning back. Lin Hezhen and the other two stood at the entrance of the haunted house.

The appearance of this haunted house is a dilapidated, gloomy and weird hospital. It feels very reasonable whether a bunch of zombies in white coats or a group of beautiful female ghosts in nurse uniforms appear.

Yukinoshita Yukino looked at the dark entrance and her body began to tremble.

Kato Megumi next to her was trying to cheer her up: "Yukino, the haunted house is not that scary. I've been to Fuji-Q Highland with my friends before. The haunted house there is said to hold the Guinness record for the scariest haunted house in the world, but it's just that scary after playing there."

"Really?" Yukino looked as pitiful as a stray puppy.

"Of course, we are right beside you and will never leave."

"OK then."

With Kato Megumi's encouragement, Yukino finally plucked up the courage to enter the haunted house with them.

Chapter 145: Even if you are surrounded by girls, it is reasonable in a haunted house

Yotsuya Miko was originally an ordinary high school girl, but since some time ago, she has become able to "see".

Wherever you look, you will always see a large number of strange-looking monsters and ghosts, who will ask in a hoarse voice: "Can you see it?"

Whenever this happened, Jianzi could only force himself to hold back his tears and the urge to urinate, pretending to be calm and composed, and get away with it.

How she hoped this was just a nightmare.

Every morning when he wakes up, Jianzi always wonders, will I become blind from today on?

As a result, when I woke up, the world was still as ugly and distorted as it was yesterday.

Day by day, it seems that I can see more and more clearly.

Just as pure oxygen is harmful to living things, the naked truth can also cause a person to suffer a mental breakdown.

Oxygen must be mixed with five times the amount of nitrogen to form an atmosphere suitable for human breathing.

By the same token, only by breathing in a small amount of truth diluted by falsehood can human beings maintain a healthy body and mind.

And when Jianzi saw him, it was as if he was suddenly abandoned in a pure oxygen environment and could not breathe at all.

This hell filled with evil spirits was pushing her spirit to the limit.

I always feel that after seeing the truth of this world in all its details, I will be drawn into that world, unable to take my eyes away, and can only stare at it forever, until the day comes when my rationality is destroyed by the accumulated madness.

This realization made her shudder.

Therefore, she thinks about how to deal with monsters every day.

Whether it's a shrine or Buddhist beads, as long as it's a method that can help her restore a peaceful life, she is willing to try it.

And now, after witnessing the "miracle" of all the evil spirits within 30 meters of the group of people turning into smoke in an instant, she would not allow herself to miss this opportunity.