I just wanted to cultivate immortality, but I was forced to open a harem

Yotsuya Miko drags Yurikawa Hana to the haunted house.

"Little girls, do you want to come to the haunted house too?" The uncle dressed as a clown was very happy to welcome new guests.

"Ghost, ghost, haunted house! Jianzi, do we really need to chase them into the haunted house? Can't we just wait for them at the exit?" Xiaohua was so scared that his legs were shaking.

The uncle said, "Little girl, the exit of my haunted house is on the street behind. Sorry, there is no way to go directly there."

"That won't do. What if we lose him?" Jianzi said anxiously, "We have to go into the haunted house too!"

"Okay, okay, this is a new store, and we're giving you 20% off as an opening promotion." The uncle laughed.

Judging from the tone of the two girls, they seemed to be chasing after the man and two women.

Alas, that boy actually attracted so many girls, what a sin.

"Jianzi, let's not go." Yurikawaka pleaded with tears in her eyes.

She has always been timid and is afraid of even insects, let alone scary places like haunted houses.

The uncle was afraid that they would leave, so he quickly said, "Little girls, you can get donut coupons for playing in our haunted house. Each person can pick one up at the exit."

"Huh, huh?" Xiaohua swallowed. She loved eating donuts the most.

"Okay, then, let's go in!" She acted as if she was ready to die.

So the two paid the money and entered the haunted house.

……

In the haunted house that looked like an abandoned hospital, the light was very dim, the corridors were littered with scattered human tissues, and from time to time strange screams floated in the air, which was creepy.

"It's over, it's over, the scenery here is so realistic." Xiaohua almost hung on Jianzi.

"Oh." Jianzi was very calm.

Suddenly, a muscular man with a triangular helmet and bare upper body rushed out from the corner. He held a huge machete in his hand and slashed at the two men.

"It appeared! Aaaaaaaaah!" Yurikawaka was so scared that she grabbed Jianzi's hand and ran forward.

"This is horrible. This is not the level that a donut shop needs to reach!" The two lumps of fat on Xiaohua's chest swayed left and right, and bounced up and down, which was a spectacular sight.

Seeing that his son had no reaction, he even had the energy to daydream.

Is this what a haunted house feels like? It feels different from the horror I usually experience, she thought.

"Wow!" A giant spider fell down, and Xiaohua screamed in fright.

Jianzi complained: "Compared to the things in the haunted house, Xiaohua's screams are more terrifying."

"But it's really terrible." Yurikawaka almost collapsed to the ground.

"Cuckoo~"

"Huh? There seems to be some strange noise again!"

"That's your stomach growling, Xiaohua."

"Jianzi, why are you so calm?"

"Well, I've seen a lot more horrible things than this, and they were much scarier."

"Does Jianzi often watch horror movies?"

"……Roughly the same."

"Then you have to hold my hand tightly and don't leave me." Xiaohua climbed up Jianzi's arm like an octopus.

"Well, let's go quickly, otherwise those three people might walk out."

The two continued to move forward like conjoined twins.

A chainsaw man wearing a mask suddenly appeared.

"Wow ah ah!"

A swollen-faced nurse with a devilish figure and devilish face suddenly appeared.

"Hey ahhhh!"

A headless zombie covered in blood suddenly appeared.

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

Every time a monster appears, Xiaohua will dub them diligently.

However, Jianzi felt more and more relaxed in this atmosphere which should have been terrifying.

So that’s it. That’s good too. In this kind of environment, it doesn’t matter if you shout out, and it doesn’t matter if there’s a reaction!

Jianzi felt that the pressure accumulated in daily life seemed to have a channel to vent, and he couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"Ha ha ha ha--"

"Someone come save me! Hahaha!" She laughed as she ran.

Hordes of zombies chased after them, as if they were going to tear them to pieces immediately.

"Wow, all the monsters are coming! Jianzi, let's run out quickly!" Xiaohua said in shock.

"Okay."

Jianzi turned around and looked at the huge group of "monsters".

I have always been patient, but now...

"Don't come over here!" she shouted at the "monsters".

He said it out, finally said it out, and the pressure in Jianzi's heart was released, and he was so happy that tears welled up in the corners of his eyes.

“Hahahaha——” She laughed heartily.

……

"Hey, did you hear any weird laughter?"

Seeing Zi and the others not far ahead, Yukinoshita Yukino asked fearfully.

"This is a haunted house, so it's normal to hear strange laughter." Lin Hezhen said disapprovingly.

"But, but, I always feel it's weird..." Yukino's face turned pale.

The various monsters she encountered along the way have completely consumed her SAN value.

"Then let's hold hands, that should make us feel more at ease," Kato Megumi suggested.

"Hold hands?" Yukino looked at Lin Hezhen eagerly.

"This……"

Lin Hezhen looked at the dim environment in the haunted house.

"Okay, let's hold hands so we don't get separated."

He reached out and held Yukino's soft, boneless little hand, which was smooth, white, and slightly cool.

Yukino only felt that her left hand seemed to be wrapped in a warm towel. She hadn't noticed it before at the dance because she was wearing gloves, but men's hands were so big and so hot.

Her eyelashes trembled slightly and she lowered her head and deliberately avoided looking at him.

Lin Hezhen was about to move forward when suddenly, a slender and tender little hand, like a nimble fish, slipped into his empty hand.

Lin Hezhen quickly turned around to look.

Kato Hui turned her head slightly and whispered, "I'm a little scared too."

I really didn't notice that.

Lin Hezhen stared at Hui's face, which showed no tension at all, and complained secretly in his heart.

However, if you drive away one sheep, or let two sheep go, who cares?

"Hold on tight, let's go." Lin Hezhen, holding a girl's hand, strode towards the exit.

The haunted house was filled with the smell of hospital disinfectant, with cold winds blowing and the dim lights overhead flickering on and off.

"Hey, I think I stepped on something sticky, is it blood?" Yukino's slightly trembling voice was heard in the darkness.

"I, I think I stepped on it too."

Lin Hezhen felt that the two girls' hands tightened a little.

Not to mention Yukino, it's surprising that Kei is also afraid of haunted houses.

Although there was no sign of fear on her face, her body's subconscious reaction betrayed her.

This contrast makes her seem a little cute.

"Don't be afraid, that's not blood," Lin Hezhen comforted them, "Real blood has a fishy smell and a smell of rust, these are just pigments."

Just as he finished speaking, a cold wind blew by with the smell of fish and rust.

"Crench."

A door at the side opened, revealing a room resembling a morgue.

It was filled with long cabinets for storing corpses, some of which were sealed, while others were half exposed, with women's long hair or pale, bloody hands and feet hanging down.

There was also a visible white cold air floating out from the cabinet, mixed with the pungent smell of fishy smell, rust smell and formaldehyde, spreading all around.

Yukino and Hui quickly held their breath and walked forward quickly.

Lin Hezhen casually commented: "It's quite realistic. If a woman with disheveled hair suddenly crawled out of the morgue and her butt was stuck in the door, it would be even more realistic."

He wasn't afraid at all anyway.

When he was in the world of immortal cultivation, he had passed through mountains of corpses and seas of blood, and had killed countless real demons and ghost kings. How could he be afraid of the props and actors in a small haunted house?

Didn't you see the chests of those people rising and falling? Oh, it's really unprofessional, it can only fool girls like Yukino and Kei.

Even though he despised the haunted house in his heart, Lin Hezhen was in a pretty good mood right now.

The two girls carried him and walked very quickly, their arms tightly wrapped around his arms like vines.

As she moved, the soft peaks pressed and rubbed against his arms, and the faint body fragrance lingered at his nose. A strange feeling spread throughout his body, making him feel relaxed and happy.

The uncle who brought them here was right. A place like a haunted house can really easily enhance the relationship. Some physical movements that cannot be done under normal circumstances can become reasonable in a haunted house.

"Clap clap clap."

Behind me I heard stumbling footsteps and the sound of something crawling on the ground.

It was too dark to see clearly, but they instinctively felt that there were quite a few ghosts chasing after them.

"Ah!" Kato Megumi suddenly called out in a low voice.

"What's wrong?" Lin Hezhen asked hurriedly.

"Yes, something is trying to pull my ankle..."

Lin Hezhen turned around and was about to kick the thing that looked like a "licker" when he suddenly remembered the sign at the entrance of the haunted house, warning tourists not to punch or kick the actors.

"disease!"

A translucent pale golden light curtain appeared behind the three people, immediately blocking the "monsters and ghosts" that were chasing them.

The "licker" stretched out his hand to touch the light curtain, but at the moment of contact, the leather gloves on his fingers suddenly caught fire.

"Ah, what is this?" the actor screamed and waved his hands desperately, trying to put out the flames on his hands.

The other actors also stopped.

"Why did it catch fire?"

"I do not know!"

Fortunately, the fire was not big. The actor took off his suit and everyone put out the flames with their feet.

After this delay, when he looked up again, the translucent pale golden light curtain had disappeared, and Lin Hezhen and the other two had already disappeared.

"Am I seeing things?" the actor muttered to himself.

"They probably ran out of the haunted house."

"That boy is lucky. He can show off his affection in front of ghosts. He even hugs her left and right to play in the haunted house. Now charge me up!"

"So what do we do now? Go back to our positions and wait?"

"We can go scare the two JK girls at the back."