I just wanted to cultivate immortality, but I was forced to open a harem

"What are you afraid of? My aunt has been promoted again. I'll ask her to remove the trending search when the time comes."

chug.

The motorcycle engine roared, Mai hugged Lin Hezhen's waist tightly, and the motorcycle carrying the two of them merged into the traffic flow.

The wind blowing towards me brushed my face and body, and flowed into my clothes through the gaps in my shirt, bringing with it a mixture of coolness and heat on that summer morning.

Kaguya Shinomiya used Hayashi Kazuma's body to feel the pleasure brought by the speed of the car. Looking at the scenery on both sides constantly receding, her mood couldn't help but become excited.

[Is this what it feels like to ride a motorcycle? Free and unfettered, like flying.]

The sun was shining outside, and the blue sky was unobstructed. This was the first time that Kaguya Shinomiya saw such an unobstructed sky.

Lin Hezhen's eyes are like a window, and she is glimpsing the real world outside through this window.

……

When they arrived at school, Lin Hezhen put down his schoolbag, but before he could sit down, Kamigo Yoshihiko came over, looking very uncomfortable.

"What's wrong with you? Are you constipated?" Lin Hezhen asked.

"Go away, who is constipated?"

"That's because I haven't done needlework for too long, and I've got internal injuries."

"No, I masturbated this morning." Uesugi Yoshihiko lowered his head and said softly, "Yesterday the class monitor confessed to a girl, and I went to watch. Guess what happened?"

"Rejected?" Lin Hezhen guessed.

"It's worse than that. He's completely socially dead." Yoshihiko Kamigo began gossiping.

"Don't be fooled by the fact that he looks eloquent in front of us. When it comes to girls, his face turns red like a monkey's butt and he can't utter a word. We are all worried about him."

"Finally, he finally spoke. He said to the girl, 'Your butt is so good, it must be very exciting to fuck you.' When she heard it, she slapped him in the face."

"This kid asked for leave today and didn't dare to come to school. I guess the slap mark on his face hasn't disappeared yet, hahaha."

After saying this, Kiyako Kamigo laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten his back.

Lin Hezhen felt that the class monitor was afraid to come to school, most likely because there were guys like Kamigo Yoshihiko who were spreading his "glorious deeds" everywhere.

[Rogue! This is not a confession at all, it's sexual harassment! ] Shinomiya Kaguya said indignantly.

Lin Hezhen shook his head and said, "Even a straight man like me knows that you can't be completely honest with girls. He is destined to be alone."

"Who says it's not?" Kiyako Kamigo agreed.

He suddenly changed his tone and said seriously, "Kazuma, isn't the student council going to hold an election? I plan to run for student council president."

"You? Running for student council president?"

Lin Hezhen really couldn't connect the gossip king in front of him with the serious student council president.

"Yes, even I want to leave some memories worth savoring in the short three years of high school. After all, youth is short."

"Then there's no need to challenge the student council president. What if it becomes a dark history?"

"It doesn't matter if I don't get elected. What's important is to participate." Yoshihiko Kamigo said indifferently.

"Good luck to you then."

[Humph, you've already found an excuse for failure before you even start taking action. This half-hearted mentality really makes me angry.] Shinomiya Kaguya said coldly.

[Indeed, but he probably just wants to have fun, to get a little attention, and not lose too badly.] Lin Hezhen understands the thoughts of adolescent boys quite well.

[He is being disrespectful to other competitors!] Kaguya still refused to give in.

[One less competitor is a good thing for them. They would love to have more people playing around.]

Kaguya disagreed with this, "Betting your success rate on the opponent's failure? A truly strong person wouldn't do that."

[But in this world, there are very few truly strong people, and most people have more or less flaws. Ordinary people cannot win beautifully with a huge advantage, they can only struggle in an ugly way.]

[In that case, why would you challenge yourself to a goal that you can't even reach? ]

[You can't expect everyone to be self-aware, and you can't stop others from dreaming. ]

[I still can’t understand.]

[When you can understand, you are no longer a chaebol lady, but an ordinary person. ]

Kaguya looked at the noisy classroom, listening to the girls talking about manicures and male celebrities, and the boys discussing games and beautiful girls.

[Is this the life of ordinary people?] She said to herself in her heart.

……

The class time was lackluster.

Both Hayashi Kazuma and Shinomiya Kaguya had already memorized the knowledge in the textbooks.

Even if they sleep in class all day like Kasumigaoka Utaha, it will basically not affect their grades.

After attending a few classes, Kaguya Shinomiya found that the teacher's level was indeed inferior to Shuchiin's, so she lost interest in listening and asked Hayashi Kazuma questions in her mind.

[Hey, is the legendary train really crowded? ]

[It was very crowded. During peak hours, the carriages were almost bursting with people.]

[Hey, I really want to try it once. 】

[I advise you to give up this idea. Not only is there no place to stay on a crowded train, but the air is also very smelly. The body odor, sweat, and foot odor of everyone mixed together is not a pleasant experience.]

[Eh, so disgusting.] Kaguya thought about it for a while, and finally decided to give up.

[Have you ever been to a fireworks display? I heard that summer festivals usually have fireworks, and girls will wear beautiful yukatas, buy apple candies, scoop goldfish, and shoot balloons at the stalls. Are those games fun? ]

[It’s really fun. Why, you haven’t participated in it before? ]

"No, my family won't let me. They said there are too many people and it will be dangerous." Kaguya said sullenly.

[I see. It seems that the childhood of a rich girl would lack a lot of fun. ]

[There are also amusement parks, aquariums, cinemas, zoos, karaoke halls. Have you ever been to these places? Are they fun?] Kaguya asked questions like a curious baby.

[It's OK. If you go with friends, it's quite interesting. ]

Lin Hezhen suddenly realized that the Shinomiya family had too many restrictions on Kaguya. They were not allowed to do this or that.

He suddenly felt a little regretful about experiencing Kaguya's life. It must have been very boring.

However, he changed his mind and thought that it was precisely because her life was so different from his own that it was worth experiencing.

[What about Kentucky Fried Chicken and McDonald's? I heard that these are the most popular fast food chains in the world. Is their food really delicious?] Kaguya remembered the commercials she had seen on TV.

[I think it's OK. After all, it's fried food, so it's basically not bad. ]

[Is Coke delicious? Are French fries crispy? Is fried chicken fragrant? Is ice cream sweet? ]

Questions came one after another, and Lin Hezhen was dizzy with her questions.

[Miss, you have never eaten these foods before? ]

[No, my family said it's unhealthy and they don't allow me to eat it.] Kaguya said weakly.

Lin Hezhen frowned, feeling that if he allowed her to ask a million questions like this, he would hardly have peace of mind.

[How about this, I'll take a day off today and take you to McDonald's. I hope the food can fill your mouth. It just so happens that I'm a little greedy because of your nagging.]

[Eh, you're not going to class?] This kind of behavior of skipping class without any reason was simply unimaginable to Kaguya.

[Yeah, it's almost lunchtime anyway, and there's no point in attending class, so I might as well take you out for a day to stop you from chattering all the time.]

So Lin Hezhen stood up and said to the teacher: "Sorry, I feel a little uncomfortable and want to go to the infirmary."

"Is Mr. Lin sick? Go quickly." The teacher had no doubt that the top student in the grade was pretending to be sick and skipping classes.

Lin Hezhen walked out of the classroom and sent messages to Mai, Yukino, and Kato Megumi, explaining that he had to go home for something.

He went to the infirmary, convinced the school doctor with a hint, and easily obtained permission to leave school.

Lin Hezhen rode his motorcycle to the shopping street near the school, where there happened to be a McDonald's.

[Wow! It smells like fried chicken, it smells so good!] Kaguya exclaimed like a country bumpkin entering the city.

Lin Hezhen directly ordered a family bucket.

[It turns out that ordinary people bring their own food to their seats, rather than having servants bring it to them.] Kaguya said that she had learned something new.

After receiving the meal and opening the lid of the family bucket, Kaguya's eyes widened. If it were in the real world, she might have drooled.

[In order to let you enjoy the food better, I will let you control my body.] Lin Hezhen generously handed over the control of his body to Kaguya temporarily.

"Arigato, I'm starting."

She took a cautious sip of her Coke.

"Mmm, so spicy!"

[It’s normal to feel spicy when drinking carbonated drinks for the first time.] Lin Hezhen said with a smile.

Kaguya put down the Coke, looked at the fried chicken and French fries, and was troubled again.

"How can we eat without cutlery?"

【Just hold it with your hands. 】

"Huh?" Kaguya was stunned.

Holding food with one's hands was undoubtedly contrary to her education and was absolutely rude.

However, seeing everyone around her eating chicken legs without any scruples, she also carefully picked up a chicken wing and put it into her mouth.

The chicken wings coated with breadcrumbs are fried until crispy on the outside and tender on the inside. The aroma of meat fills the air when you take a bite.

"Mm, it's so delicious..."

At this moment, all the custom dishes from top chefs were defeated by this small piece of fried chicken.

Kaguya was so moved that tears welled up in her eyes.

Chapter 154 A date with a person

[Is it necessary to be like this just to eat fried chicken? ]

Lin Hezhen thought that Shinomiya Kaguya was exaggerating and almost cried while eating.

When Kaguya is at Shinomiya's house, she has eight courses for breakfast. Her chef is at least Michelin three-star level. No matter how you look at it, it's better than McDonald's fast food.

However, Kaguya may really rarely eat fried food, let alone a bucket full of fried chicken. Coupled with the buff that eating out tastes better than eating at home, she looks like this now.

[Wow, is this a hamburger? It’s amazing!] Kaguya was so happy when she ate a hamburger for the first time.

I saw her eating a bite of fried chicken, a bite of hamburger, occasionally two French fries, and a sip of Coke from time to time, grimacing because of the spiciness.

[If you think it's spicy, don't drink it.] Lin Hezhen was a little speechless.

[But after the spicy taste wears off, there will be a very cool and refreshing feeling that makes people unable to stop.] Kaguya's mouth was full, and she could only communicate with Hayashi Kazuma in her heart.

[The Shinomiya family is right not to let you get involved in these things. I always feel that if you are allowed to continue like this, you will sooner or later become a useless otaku like Gabriel.] Lin Hezhen shook his head.

[Gabriel? Are you trying to praise me for being as cute as an angel? ]

Kaguya, who was raised in a sterile greenhouse, naturally had never seen anime like "Gabriel's Fall".

[Yes, yes, I wonder if you will become like Gabrielle White after you are exposed to comics, animation and online games, and become addicted to them and become a stay-at-home girl, skipping school and staying in the apartment every day, wearing only a sports jacket and playing games online.]

[Hey, are you trying to turn me into a disgusting otaku? I won't indulge in those things. ]

Due to the distorted education of the Shinomiya family, Kaguya's impression of otakus is still at the stage of "criminal reserve with strange behavior."

[Disgusting? This statement is too much. Most otakus are law-abiding citizens. It is their heavy consumption that has led to the booming development of the ACGN industry. Apologize to all the otakus around the world! ]

[Humph, I don't want to.] When has the proud Miss Kaguya ever apologized to anyone? She refused without a second thought.

[Are you going to apologize or not? If you don't apologize, I won't let you continue to eat at McDonald's.] Lin Hezhen immediately took control of the body.

[Ah, no!] Seeing the fried chicken flying out of her mouth, Kaguya got anxious because she was not full yet.

[Hurry up and say "I'm sorry"! Otherwise I will control your body and dance "New Treasure Island" in front of everyone in the Shuchi Academy! ]

[“New Treasure Island”? What is that? ] Kaguya was confused.

[That’s it.] Lin Hezhen took out his cell phone and played the “Macho Man’s Version of New Formosa” for her.

In that video with extremely low definition, several "macho men" were dancing vigorously in front of the camera, while the background music was "New Treasure Island" by the island country's "Yuyun Band".