I just wanted to cultivate immortality, but I was forced to open a harem

Although the image quality is extremely poor, the soul-stirring movements of the dancers, their perfect stepping on the beat, and their magical dance steps are truly impressive.

[What, what is this?!] Seeing several "macho men" dancing naked in the camera, Kaguya almost wanted to poke her eyes out.

She thought of Lin Hezhen's handsome face and his sculpture-like masculine body, and had to admit that the gap between people is even greater than the gap between people and pigs.

[Hehehe, are you scared? Apologize to all the otakus in the world right now, or I will use your body to do something to you!] Hayashi Kazuma threatened half-jokingly.

[No! Wuwuwu, I apologize, I’m sorry…] She said aggrievedly.

Under the threat of social death, even a proud lady like Kaguya had to bow her head.

[Very good, it's a reward! Come, brother will reward you by letting you continue to eat fried chicken.] Lin Hezhen is well aware of the essence of the carrot and stick policy.

He handed control of his body back to Kaguya.

Kaguya took a bite of the chicken leg viciously, thinking: Watch me eat up this whole bucket of food and stuff you to death!

……

The family bucket, which was enough for three people to share, eventually ended up in Lin Hezhen's stomach.

Even the three cups of Coke, Kaguya endured the "spiciness" and drank them all, even chewing the ice cubes.

As a result, this body had no bloating at all, not even the feeling of being full.

[What's going on? Is your stomach a bottomless pit?] Kaguya asked in confusion.

[Have you heard of the saying, "Young man, you'll eat me out of money?" Adolescent boys are big eaters.]

[Really?] Kaguya expressed her doubt, but she had never seen other boys of the same age eat, so she had no reference for comparison.

[This is a good thing for you, so you can eat more delicious food and have more fun. ]

【That makes sense.】 Kaguya agreed.

[Then I'd also like to order a strawberry sundae, an ice cream cone, egg tarts, and chicken nuggets.]

Kaguya was thinking, and suddenly, she seemed to remember something.

[I spent all this money on you, right? When the time comes, send me the bill and I'll pay you back.]

[No need, now I am also a wealthy man with 200 billion yen, this little money is nothing, the food goes into my stomach anyway. ]

[Yes, the insurance company's compensation.] Kaguya recalled Hayasaka Ai's report on Hayashi Kazuma's investigation.

【You know? 】Lin Hezhen was a little surprised.

"Of course, you opened an account at Shinomiya Bank, and that's my family's asset." Kaguya said nonchalantly.

【I see. 】

Lin Hezhen didn't dwell on this matter. Even if Kaguya knew his true identity, it would not be a problem for him.

However, if that happened, Kaguya would definitely stay away from him, which would be a bit boring.

[This time, I will go to the counter and order the food myself.] Kaguya mustered up her courage and said.

【come on. 】

Kaguya controlled Lin Hezhen's body to stand up and walked to the counter. The busy waitress' eyes lit up and she hurried over to greet him.

"How can I help you?"

"I want a strawberry sundae, an ice cream cone, four egg tarts, and a serving of Chicken Miller."

Kaguya appeared calm on the outside, but was actually quite nervous on the inside, with both hands tightly pressing on the counter.

Lin Hezhen was worried that she would collapse the counter. After all, she was using the body of a cultivator.

"Okay, Seung Hye XX yen."

Kaguya took out Hayashi Kazuma's wallet and paid the bill.

This was the first time Kaguya paid the bill herself, and her hands were shaking when she took out the bills.

Although Kaguya always has 100,000 yen in her wallet, she has never used it.

No matter what she wants, as long as she says it, someone will send it to her, and she doesn't have to spend any money herself.

After taking the change from the waiter, Kaguya felt as if she had accomplished something great and was in a very happy mood.

[Yeah, I successfully bought the food I wanted to eat. ]

[Good boy, you did a great job.] Lin Hezhen felt like he was taking care of a child.

Maybe because Lin Hezhen is handsome, the waitress gave him a solid ice cream cone with ten pieces of Chicken Rice in it, which was even more generous than Chicken Rice Man.

"Thank you."

Kaguya didn't know all this. Her attention was completely focused on the food. She happily returned to her seat with the plate in her hands.

[What are you going to do after you finish eating? ] Lin Hezhen asked casually.

[I don't know. Didn't you say you would take me out for a day? You arrange it.] Kaguya directly kicked the ball to Hayashi Kazuma.

[How about going to the zoo, then watching a movie, and then going to the amusement park? ]

【Okay.】 She answered heartlessly.

Lin Hezhen suddenly felt as if he was on a date with a girl, but also as if he was on vacation and a single father was taking his daughter out for parent-child activities.

He quickly shook his head to drive away this ridiculous thought.

"Hey, what is this?" Kaguya pulled out a piece of paper from under the tissue.

There was only a string of letters and numbers written on it.

"Is it a code?" She was about to study the arrangement of the words.

[It’s a Line account. ] Lin Hezhen said calmly.

【line? What is that? 】

[It is a communication tool for communicating through the Internet, also known as social software. Line is the most used social software by Japanese people. You don’t even know this? 】

[My phone is a flip phone, I have never used a smartphone.] Kaguya said honestly.

[Why are the characters of rich young ladies all idiots when it comes to electronic products? How did this stereotype come about? ] Lin Hezhen was puzzled.

[Who is an idiot about electronic products? I just can't bear to throw away my old mobile phone. It was a birthday gift I got when I was 5 years old. There are many photos full of memories in it. It is my most precious treasure. ]

[Hey, I didn't realize you were so nostalgic. But if you always use an old phone, you will not be able to keep up with the times. Can you export photos and other things? ]

[We'll talk about this later. By the way, this note with the Line account number was put in by the waitress just now, right? Why on earth would she do such a thing? ]

[Of course he's attracted to me. How many girls do you think a handsome guy like me can approach in a day? ]

[Eh, so this is what you call a flirt?] Kaguya was a little surprised.

[Why else? Why did someone give me their line number? Isn't it just to get me to add her so we can go out on a date together or even do something we love? ]

[What do you love to do? What is that?] Kaguya asked like a curious baby.

【It’s about having children.】

[So how can we give birth to a child? ]

[Don't ask me about this kind of thing, go back and ask your mother. ]

Lin Hezhen said he couldn't handle it, and he probably would give the same answer if his own children asked him the same question in the future.

[My mother...she died shortly after giving birth to me.] Kaguya said in a depressed tone.

[Oh, sorry, I didn't know about that.] Hayashi Kazuma remembered the photo he saw in Kaguya's bedroom.

[It doesn’t matter. It was a long time ago, so long ago that I barely have any memory of my mother.]

[My condolences. I think your mother in heaven would be very pleased to see you grow up healthy, strong, happy and joyful.]

[Are you happy?] Kaguya smiled self-deprecatingly.

Is she happy? She should be, after all, the material conditions she enjoys far exceed those of 99.99% of the people on this planet.

But why do I feel so empty inside?

[Let’s not talk about that anymore. We’ve finished eating. Let’s go. I can’t wait to go to the zoo to see the pandas.] Kaguya forced herself to cheer up.

Pandas are rare animals on this blue planet and are unique to China.

Although the island country has leased 13 pandas from China, 5 of which are in Ueno Zoo alone, the Shinomiya family didn't even allow Kaguya to watch the fireworks display, so how could they allow her to go to a zoo that is packed with tourists?

Therefore, Kaguya has never seen a giant panda in person, and she is very much looking forward to it.

[Okay, let's go to Ueno Zoo now. ]

Lin Hezhen walked out of McDonalds and rode his motorcycle straight to the zoo.

Today is a weekday and it is working hours, so there are not many people in the zoo.

The weather is very good today, with clear skies and sunshine.

The warm sunshine falling on the body makes people feel very comfortable.

In Ueno Park, "Lion Head" peonies and various precious peony varieties are in full bloom, and their petals fluttering in the breeze, as if welcoming guests from afar.

The five-story pagoda in the zoo is the only remaining building of Kanei-ji Temple, dating back more than 400 years. The ancient pagoda stands quietly, witnessing the vicissitudes of life.

The three ponds of Shinobazu Pond are home to black swans, wild geese, mandarin ducks, and countless migratory birds.

There are lotus flowers planted in the pond, they are in bud and about to bloom. Although they have not yet fully bloomed, they have already revealed their charming posture.

The water in the pond is clear, and the lush green lotus leaves flutter in the wind, like a bunch of green umbrellas held high.

[Let’s go see the giant pandas. I heard a pair of twin panda babies were born this year! ]

Kaguya had no intention of appreciating the beautiful scenery; her whole attention was on the giant panda.

[What's the hurry? Pandas can't fly.] Lin Hezhen really couldn't understand the mysterious enthusiasm of the Japanese for pandas.

After the birth of the twin giant pandas mentioned by Kaguya, their first "meeting" event lasted only three days. People were admitted to the park by drawing lots, with a limit of 3 people per day, and each visitor had only one minute to view the park.

The people who were selected started queuing at 5 a.m. and were willing to "queue for hours to watch for one minute" in order to see the giant pandas with their own eyes.

During the Winter Olympics, a reporter from the island country single-handedly made the panda-shaped mascot popular and was awarded the title of "Global Promotion Ambassador" selected by netizens.

It seems that Kaguya cannot escape the Japanese people's "panda complex". She came to the park where two young pandas lived and stretched her neck to take a look.

Holding Lin Hezhen's smartphone in his hand, he turned on the continuous shooting mode and started taking pictures.

"Kawaii."

She watched the panda crawling and rolling on the ground, looking chubby, furry and cute, and its eyes were almost turning into heart shapes.

"Hello, please don't take pictures. The flash will scare the pandas." The staff member walked up and said.

"Oh, sorry." Kaguya put down the phone reluctantly.

"Pandas are so cute. Why can't private individuals keep pandas? It would be great if I could buy pandas with money." Kaguya said with great regret.

[Look at what you said. Can money buy true love? Can money buy sincerity? In this world, money can indeed buy many things, but not everything can be measured by money. It is precisely these things that cannot be bought with money that are so precious and desirable. If pandas could really be bought and sold privately, it is estimated that they would not attract such crazy people. ]

【Maybe. 】

Lin Hezhen's words were undoubtedly diametrically opposed to the Shinomiya family's educational philosophy of "profit first", but, at least at this moment, Kaguya agreed with Lin Hezhen's point of view.

Chapter 155 Women's Locker Room Incident

"Hiss, hiss, baby panda, awesome!"

Kaguya Shinomiya stared greedily at the two round, plump black and white balls, her eyes full of fanaticism.

The twin panda cubs are having a lot of fun climbing the climbing frames and playing on the slides in the park.

"Come and drink a basin of milk!"

The long-lost hometown accent attracted Lin Hezhen's attention.

I saw a staff member carrying two iron basins walking into the park.

The two playful pandas, upon hearing the keeper's words, quickly climbed down the climbing frame, moved their short legs, and scrambled to get closer to her.

"What is that?" Kaguya Shinomiya asked curiously.

[This is baby panda food. It contains artificial milk powder, breast milk from female giant pandas, carotene and other trace elements to ensure the baby panda's nutritional intake.] Lin Hezhen explained.

"That's it."