I just wanted to cultivate immortality, but I was forced to open a harem

Bungee jumping, roller coaster, pendulum, bungee jumping... we tried them all.

She enjoyed the feeling of the wind whistling in her ears, the excitement of weightlessness, the relaxation brought by tension, and the freedom of having no distractions.

Under the strong stimulation of nerves and senses, the inner pressure is released with the scream, leaving only pure happiness and excitement.

【I didn’t expect the amusement park to be so fun. 】

This was a happiness she had never felt in the past ten years, just like a fish in a cold pond, occasionally floating to the surface and breathing the free air.

The joy she felt was indescribable, and it made her never want to return to the magnificent cage of the Shinomiya family.

As for Hayashi Kazuma, he did not feel like he was "in jail" at all. Instead, he felt that Shinomiya Kaguya's identity was indeed useful. Ishigami Yu honestly completed his work conscientiously under the supervision of Iino Miko.

"President, these are the processed documents, please review them." Iino Miko handed him a stack of documents respectfully.

Lin Hezhen did not reach out to take it, but turned to Shijo Zhenfei who was standing beside him.

"Mahi, as the vice president of the student union, you have been assisting me in my work for quite some time. How much progress have you made? Today is a good opportunity to test you. Please review these documents. If you are unsure about anything, come and ask me. Don't let me down."

He patted Shijo Shinki's shoulder affectionately.

"Yes, sister, I promise to complete the task!" Shijo Shinki said excitedly.

"sister?"

"Well, you don't like it? Or still...my aunt?" she asked cautiously.

"Well, no need, let's just leave it at that." Lin Hezhen touched his chin.

It is easier to accept being called "sister" than being called "aunt".

At this time, the time bomb of the Shuchiin Student Union, the love detective with an IQ of only 3, the cancer of the earth more ferocious than the Corona virus - the primitive gorilla Fujiwara, walked in.

"Ah, everyone in the board game club has left. I'm bored, so I have no choice but to hang out in the student union..."

Only the fat lady with a bow tie and well-nourished breasts spoke as she walked.

"Hey, everyone is working?" Fujiwara Chika was shocked when she saw the bustling scene in the office.

"Oh, there's another person who's as idle as me, and he's actually the president!"

She was a little puzzled. Isn't Kaguya Shinomiya a workaholic?

Moreover, in order to avoid other people's interference and thus reduce work efficiency, Kaguya has always done everything herself. Why did she suddenly change her nature today and start to delegate power?

As if he could see her doubt, Lin Hezhen rested his elbows on the table, crossed his fingers, and made Commander Ikari's classic pose, explaining:

"Secretary Fujiwara, this is nothing strange. We should always give young people opportunities to exercise. Even a wise man like Zhuge Liang would get exhausted if he did everything himself, let alone me."

"That's right. It is our duty as student union members to share the president's worries." Shijo Shinki said righteously.

"I'm very happy to have the opportunity to train myself." Iino Miko said what every capitalist loves to hear.

Lin Hezhen nodded with satisfaction: "Very good, very good. You are all my right-hand men and women, the backbone of Xiuzhiyuan. With your help, I am like a fish in water. Why should I worry about not being able to accomplish great things?"

"President!" The two of them had a touching expression on their faces, as if they were saying "A gentleman will die for his friend."

Only Ishigami Yuu was sighing: "When can I leave? There are too many documents."

Iino Miko scolded, "Of course you have to finish your work before you can leave. The president has to deal with so many documents every day, she is the one who has the hardest time."

"It's not hard, it's not hard, it's all about serving the people." Lin Hezhen had a humble expression on his face, not taking credit for anything.

"Serving the people? Sister, you have such a broad mind." Shijo Maki's face was full of admiration.

"No, no, I'm far inferior to Secretary Fujiwara." Lin Hezhen waved his hands.

"Hehe, it turns out that in Kaguya-san's heart, I have a very broad mind." Fujiwara Chika was happy and proud, and she straightened her chest even more.

"Oh, but everyone is working and no one wants to play with me." She pouted and said sullenly.

"They finally brought the toys from the board game club. Why don't we put down our work and play a game of Werewolf?" Fujiwara Chika suggested.

"Fujiwara-senpai, we are working right now. How can we put down our work and go play?" Iino Miko retorted first.

"I would like to play, but Iino will definitely not let me go." Ishigami Yu sighed.

"Fujiwara-san, we have a lot of tasks today. Why don't you come and help? That way we can finish work early and have fun." Shijo Maki suggested.

"Oh, I don't want to." Fujiwara Chika lay weakly on the president's desk.

The towering mountain of flesh that seemed about to burst out was squeezed into other shapes as she moved, which was eye-catching.

Shijo Shinki leaned close to Hayashi Kazuma's ear and whispered, "President, with Secretary Fujiwara here, I'm afraid it will be difficult for us to concentrate."

Lin Hezhen nodded in agreement.

"Indeed, everyone went to see her breasts. Oh no, I mean, with her being a troublemaker here, it's really difficult for us to do our work."

"How about this, I, the guild leader, will sacrifice my body to feed the tiger and cut off my flesh to feed the eagle, and personally go out to eliminate this scourge!"

After saying that, he stood up.

"Secretary Fujiwara, come with me to patrol the campus and see if there are any students who violate school rules. The three of you stay here and work in peace. Don't worry, I'll take care of everything outside."

"Hey, why do we have to patrol the campus?" Fujiwara Chika said dissatisfiedly.

Lin Hezhen scolded: "You eat so much all day and don't exercise. The fat is about to overflow."

"No way! My waist is very thin, and I don't have any fat at all."

"Really? I don't believe it unless you take it off and let me see it with my own eyes."

"Hate it, why do you say such things in front of everyone?"

"You mean if it's just the two of us, you'd be willing to take it off and let me see it?"

"No way." Fujiwara Chika stamped her feet with a red face.

Lin Hezhen picked up his schoolbag and pulled Fujiwara Chika towards the gate.

"Don't be so sleepless and forget to eat. Go home as soon as you finish your work." He turned around and gave everyone earnest instructions.

"Mahito, I'll leave this to you. Be careful when reviewing it, and don't let tyranny like 'cutting the club budget by 50,000 per couple' or 'shaving all the boys' pass."

Lin Hezhen repeatedly warned the only normal human (probably) among the three.

"Please leave it to me, President. I will never let you down." Shijo Shinki said, patting her chest.

"Yeah." Lin Hezhen pushed the door and walked out.

Anyway, even if something goes wrong, he is not afraid and lets Kaguya Shinomiya worry about it.

Chapter 161 If you don't want these photos to spread, just be obedient

Hayashi Kazuma and Fujiwara Chika left the student union office.

"Hey, Kaguya-san, I don't want to go on campus tour." The beautiful girl with a big R in her hair as a bow said with a pout.

"Don't want to go? That's fine. Wear a naked apron and do a 'secretary dance' for me, and I'll let you go."

Lin Hezhen's mouth curled up, revealing an evil and crazy smile.

"Naked apron?!" Fujiwara Chika's face turned red, "And what is the 'Secretary Dance'?"

"You can't? That shouldn't be the case." Lin Hezhen frowned.

If the secretary can’t do the “secretary dance,” then half the fun of Xiuzhiyuan will be gone.

"It was the dance you secretly performed in the student union office. You didn't think no one knew about it, did you?"

He decided to trick Fujiwara Chika.

"Hey, hey, hey! You know?"

Fujiwara Chika was horrified, she thought no one saw it.

Oh, it really jumped?

Lin Hezhen suddenly became excited.

He smiled evilly and said, "Yes, I actually installed a pinhole camera in the student union office and recorded the entire process of your dance. If you don't want this video to be spread all over the Internet, just let me do whatever I want!"

"No!"

A layer of mist appeared in Fujiwara Chika's beautiful big eyes, and her rich knowledge of H made her imagine a lot.

It was clearly just a spur of the moment act, and he wanted to let himself go a little in the empty student union office, but he was recorded by a bad person with ulterior motives.

The other party's request was so excessive that the beautiful girl obviously didn't want to agree. She had to take off her uniform and put on an apron because she was caught in the act.

She danced gracefully to the rhythmic background music, suppressing her shame.

The other person's burning eyes were like a pair of invisible hands, roaming over her exposed white skin...

"No, I was wearing the school uniform when I was dancing. There's nothing indecent about it. Even if the video is posted online, it doesn't matter!"

Fujiwara Chika suddenly reacted.

"Oh, have you finally reacted? You are such a naive person." Lin Hezhen shook his head and sighed.

At the same time, he felt a little regretful. He almost could have used the "groundless" evidence to force Fujiwara Chika to wear a naked apron and dance the "Secretary Dance", but he failed at the last moment. What a pity.

"Let's not talk about this anymore. I'm hungry. Take me to eat."

"Hey, didn't you say before that you wanted to patrol the campus?" Fujiwara Chika opened her innocent eyes wide.

"When did I say such a thing?" Lin Hezhen asked expressionlessly.

"Were you in the student union office just now?" Fujiwara Chika looked surprised.

Her eyesight is really bad, no wonder people complain that she "can't read the air".

Lin Hezhen sighed.

"We came out of the Student Union Office, passed by the teaching building, the atrium, and the playground. Did you see any violations of school rules?"

Fujiwara Chika thought about it carefully for a few seconds and answered, "No."

"That's all, we've already done the inspection, let's go eat. I remember you seem to be very good at tasting ramen, take me to your favorite ramen restaurant."

"Hey? Kaguya-san, why do you even know this? You didn't really install a pinhole camera on me, did you?"

Fujiwara Chika hurriedly searched everywhere on her body.

"Yes, yes, everything about you is under my close surveillance. I have installed cameras and bugs on you a long time ago, and you definitely won't be able to find them."

"What?" Fujiwara Chika worked even harder to rub it all over her body.

I looked everywhere for her, including her schoolbag, collar, skirt, stockings...but couldn't find her.

"So, where is it?" she asked, breaking down.

Lin Hezhen did not answer, but looked at the undulating chest of Fujiwara Chika. That deep ditch would be a good place to hide things.

"Gu, no, that can't be." Fujiwara Chika swallowed and said dryly.

The camera was hidden under her bra. Just the thought made Fujiwara Chika feel as if ants were crawling all over her body, making her feel uneasy.

She looked around and saw no one nearby, so she quickly ran behind a big tree. Using the cover of the tree trunk, she quietly unzipped her collar and reached in to examine it carefully.

"Nothing. Kaguya-san is lying to me."

She searched around but found nothing, so she finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Just as I was about to take my hand out, I heard the sound of photos being taken.

Fujiwara Chika looked up and saw Hayashi Kazuma holding a mobile phone in his hand, turning on the continuous shooting mode, and taking continuous shots of her from multiple angles.

He was still muttering, "Good, now we have the real evidence."

"Kaguya-san!" Fujiwara Chika stomped her feet in anger. She knew very well that she had been tricked by Hayashi Kazuma.

This time, the other party had a photo of "Fujiwara Chika" left on his phone, which was even more socially lethal than the previous "Secretary Dance".

"If you don't want these photos to be posted online, just listen to me." Lin Hezhen became more and more skilled in threatening people.

"Yamicho!" Fujiwara Chika said with tears in her eyes. Her eyes were full of resignation, just like a puppy abandoned by its owner. She looked so pitiful.

"Elbow, get in the car with me!" Lin Hezhen had already notified Hayasaka Ai and the driver, and they were waiting at the school gate.

"The president bullied me." Fujiwara Chika protested miserably. Under the coercion of the evil forces, she had to get into the luxury car.

"Oh, Secretary Fujiwara, what's wrong?" Hayasaka Ai said in a hot girl tone.

"She's heartbroken and she's feeling very sad." Lin Hezhen made up a story.