I just wanted to cultivate immortality, but I was forced to open a harem

"Is that so? Fujiwara-san was dumped?" Hayasaka Ai widened her eyes in surprise.

"I'm not heartbroken. No, I don't have anyone I like at all!" Fujiwara Chika retorted quickly.

If this rumor reached the ears of her elders, she would be in big trouble. After all, the Fujiwara family was an old political family and they were very cautious about their children's love and marriage.

"Fujiwara-san, you are not young anymore. You like talking about love so much. You must really want to have a boyfriend, right? Why don't you list your criteria for choosing a partner and I will help you think about it."

"Yes, yes, just tell me." Hayasaka Ai followed suit.

"Eh?" Fujiwara Chika couldn't get over it, so she could only lower her head and blush as she whispered, "My ideal type should be gentle, helpful, and preferably older."

"Does the attribute of being older mean being able to take care of others?" Lin Hezhen analyzed calmly.

"By the way, I like playing games, so it's not bad to find someone who likes playing games. By the way, it would be even better if he can complain about himself clearly."

"Love playing games? You can complain about it clearly and concisely. Well, I think I have an idea."

"Hey, has the president thought of a candidate so quickly?" Fujiwara Chika opened her mouth slightly.

"Yeah, do you want to hear it?" Lin Hezhen smiled maliciously.

"Yeah." Fujiwara Chika's face flushed, and she looked like she wanted to listen but was too shy to do so.

Lin Hezhen didn't keep the secret any longer and announced directly: "The person who completely meets your requirements is - Doraemon!"

Chapter 162 I am desperate for a world without dirty jokes

"Doraemon? What the hell?"

Hearing this, the two girls were stunned.

Lin Hezhen counted on his fingers and said, "Doraemon has a very gentle personality and is very helpful. Every day he takes out a lot of props to help Nobita solve problems."

"Since its job is to look after children, it has a very senior nature."

"Doraemon has a lot of fun props, which just satisfy Fujiwara's hobby of playing games."

"Every time Nobita does something wrong, plays around, or daydreams, Doraemon will criticize him mercilessly. Don't you think the blue fat man perfectly meets your standards for a partner?"

Fujiwara Chika insisted, "But Doraemon is a robot cat, not a human being, and it's a character in an anime. How can you think of it as a love interest?"

"In that case, there is someone here who meets your requirements, and that is Hayasaka Ai."

"Puff! Cough cough cough!" Hayasaka Ai almost choked to death on her own saliva.

One moment he lets others touch his breasts, the next moment he introduces himself to girls as a lover, is this something a human being would do?

Miss Kaguya is becoming less and less like a woman.

Lin Hezhen said seriously: "I have known Hayasaka for a long time. She is gentle, helpful, and older than me. She takes good care of me."

Hayasaka Ai secretly complained in her heart: Do you think I want to? If I wasn't a personal maid, I would have stopped serving you long ago! Whoever wants to do this job can do it!

"Hayasaka is an expert on computers and games. When I say or do something inappropriate, she will criticize me mercilessly. In this respect, she can be regarded as my honest friend."

"Ms. Kaguya..."

Hayasaka Ai showed a touched expression. It turned out that the other party treated her as a friend, not a maid.

"But Hayasaka is a girl." Fujiwara Chika complained helplessly, "How can a girl date a girl?"

Hearing this, Lin Hezhen said angrily, "Fujiwara-san, I have to correct your overly feudal ideas. What's wrong with girls dating each other? Are men the only ones allowed to stir up trouble in this world, and women are not allowed to polish mirrors?"

"Is lily not good? Is orange not good? Is stickers not good? This boring world without dirty jokes is about to self-destruct!"

"Neither homosexuals nor heterosexuals are allowed to have sex. Obviously there is no other way to create new humans, but everyone is so secretive about it, as if allowing the human race to continue is a heinous crime."

"Sex is not a dirty thing. It is about digging out the shame of both parties bit by bit and touching the most sensitive parts. Even in this way, tolerance can create a bond, not only physically, but also mentally."

"Therefore, it is those who stand on the moral high ground and point fingers. Their values ​​are truly distorted and their hearts are truly dirty. They loudly promote things that seem right at first glance. Society is full of such bright-minded idiots."

"Don't you know that ghs is the primary productive force? If you don't write a book with some edge cases, no one will read it, okay? The author will be poor! No one will vote for him."

"How low has the birth rate fallen? Don't you have any idea? Giant pandas need to watch movies to stimulate their reproduction because of their low sexual desire, which has also led to their endangered species."

"Will humans be reduced to the point where they need to watch movies to survive? Will we be forced to become an endangered species and have aliens protect us?"

"Besides, they themselves are not pure lambs at all. Otherwise, why don't we ask them to publish their short video accounts and see which internet celebrities they follow?"

"You are a thief and a prostitute, but you ask the common people to be as clean and self-disciplined as saints. Don't you think this is unrealistic?"

"I think the higher up you are, the more you should set an example. Just like the Southern Han regime in the Celestial Empire, only eunuchs could be officials. I think this system is worth promoting. When I become the Prime Minister of the island country in the future, I will make this a basic national policy."

This eye-opening speech left Hayasaka Ai and Fujiwara Chika dumbfounded.

The two of them looked at each other and understood each other's meaning: they must not let this person become the prime minister of the island country, otherwise she will destroy the island country and even the whole world.

Fortunately, Lin Hezhen was just talking big and he had no interest in the Prime Minister of the island country. Is being the boss among a group of frogs something to be proud of?

After taking a sip of unknown imported juice, Lin Hezhen moistened his throat and said, "Fujiwara-san, can you take me to the best ramen restaurant around here today? I'm hungry."

"Ah?" Hayasaka Ai was a little surprised.

Miss Kaguya actually wanted to go to a ramen shop that only rough men would visit? Not to mention the eldest lady of Shuchiin, even ordinary girls from the island country would not go there, thinking that going to such a place is "lowering" and not "feminine".

She looked embarrassed: "But, according to the schedule, Miss, you should go home for dinner."

"Do you have any objections?" Lin Hezhen glanced at her indifferently.

"The butler may report this to the master and your brothers." Hayasaka Ai reminded that Kaguya used to be most afraid of her father and brothers.

"It's okay, let them come to me." Lin Hezhen lowered his eyes and said calmly.

At that time, it will be a good opportunity to find out who else from the Shinomiya family is involved in this incident. Lin Hezhen doesn't believe that the mastermind who controls the Zhenjing Jingjing will only target Shinomiya Kaguya.

"Why do you even know that I like to eat ramen? I always go there alone." Fujiwara Chika lamented.

"Hmph, guess." Lin Hezhen smiled slightly.

"Damn it." Fujiwara Chika's cheeks were puffed up, just like a pufferfish.

She was annoyed with Lin Hezhen's riddle-like look and decided to take him to the ramen restaurant with the largest portions to embarrass him.

Chika Fujiwara took them to a noodle shop in Jimbocho.

This ramen restaurant called Jiro-kei Inspire is famous for its amazing portions and great taste, and is loved by gourmet diners.

"Look - 'Big Incremental Mount Everest Ramen', you can get the meal for free if you finish it within 20 minutes. Why don't we challenge this!" In order to get revenge, Fujiwara Chika is so cruel that she is willing to sacrifice herself.

Hayasaka Ai read the instructions carefully and her face changed. She advised: "President, this bowl of ramen weighs 3kg. We can't finish it anyway. Our stomachs will burst."

Lin Hezhen said disdainfully: "Who are you looking down on? Isn't it just 3kg of ramen? It's a small matter. I'll show you what a big eater is. Even Oguruma will admit defeat!"

Chapter 163: Is it the distortion of human nature or the decline of morality?

"How dare you look down on the portion of my ramen?"

When the manager heard Lin Hezhen’s arrogant speech, he immediately put another pile of noodles into the pot.

When the ramen was served, Fujiwara Chika and Hayasaka Ai's faces turned green.

"Sorry for the wait. Here are three large servings of Everest Ramen. Please enjoy."

There were three waiters, each carrying an extra-large rice bowl and placing it in front of the three people. The table for four was immediately filled to the brim.

A bowl of ramen weighs 5 kilograms, plus a lot of toppings and side dishes, and is served in a super-large rice bowl, piled as high as a mountain, worthy of being Mount Everest.

"This is too exaggerated!" Fujiwara Chika's face was covered in cold sweat, and she felt regretful for her previous behavior of running to challenge without knowing her own limitations.

Why did he go crazy and challenge the legendary giant ramen that kills a hundred people?

The huge size like Godzilla and the overwhelming weight made the three petite girls look even smaller in front of Mount Everest.

Hayasaka Ai's face was pale. She leaned close to Lin Hezhen's ear and said in a trembling voice, "President, after eating this bowl, we won't be able to walk out with the help of the wall. I'm afraid we need to call the emergency number and have an ambulance take the three of us to the ICU."

Lin Hezhen's face was full of solemnity. He said, "Fifty years in the human world is like a dream. How can there be immortality? Facing a challenge, surrendering without a fight is a coward's behavior. I disdain this. Even if there are tens of thousands of people, I will go."

After hearing this, the store manager gave him a thumbs up.

"Very good, very ambitious, I admire you!"

"I like fat girls the most. I want to use my ramen to make those little girls who talk nonsense about losing weight gain weight. This is the purpose of my making ramen."

"I think the ramen you make will only scare little girls. Even a strong man in his twenties wouldn't be able to finish this bowl, right?" Fujiwara Chika complained in a low voice.

Hayasaka Ai saw that Hayashi Kazuma had already opened his disposable chopsticks and was ready to start eating, so she could only sigh silently.

As a personal maid and friend of Miss Kaguya, how could I bear to let her fight alone?

"Yoshi, just let me have a taste of this bowl of Mount Everest!" She said with blazing fire in her eyes, ready to die.

"You, you... Well, in this case, I can only sacrifice my life to keep you company. You have to finish the noodles you chose even if you have to kneel down." Fujiwara Chika said with a sad face.

So, Fujiwara Chika began to transform, tying her soft pink long hair into a ponytail, rolling up her sleeves, looking like she was going to the battlefield.

The three of them picked up their chopsticks at the same time, picked up the noodles and put them into their mouths.

"Si Guoyi!"

These words flashed through their minds at the same time.

This ramen looks very rich in flavor, but tastes very light.

The soup base is made of soy milk and caramelized miso, and is also made with shrimp taro that has been ground into taro paste and filtered repeatedly, so that the soup base will have a smooth and rich texture. Mushrooms and kelp are also added to enhance the freshness.

The noodles are also specially handmade, with grapefruit juice kneaded into them to relieve the greasiness. They are so delicious that you can’t stop eating.

In addition, each topping on the noodles is carefully cooked, and an ingredient called "tempeh" is added to complete the dish.

Tempeh is a fermented food originating from Indonesia and made from soybeans.

The boss uses soy sauce and sake to make the tempeh teriyaki flavor, making it taste closer to meat and giving it a unique flavor when paired with beef offal.

“It tastes very strong, but I can keep eating it.”

"The wonderful spicy taste that makes the tip of the tongue so refreshing, like energy flowing through every corner of the body."

"The body is filled with heat, and the cells are constantly rejuvenating."

The three of them seemed to be possessed by starving ghosts and kept putting noodles into their mouths. Mount Everest was getting shorter at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"Yeah, that's it!" The store manager smiled happily and then fell into memories.

"My sister had a boyfriend before. In order to maintain her figure, she only ate a little every day. Eventually, she developed anorexia and fainted in the hospital. Since then, I have been thinking that if I could make better tasting ramen, so that she could force it into her mouth even if she couldn't finish it, maybe my sister wouldn't get sick."

Lin Hezhen stopped slurping noodles and took a moment out of his busy schedule to say to the boss, "Congratulations, you've succeeded now. Look at these two girls, they can't stop eating at all and are completely obsessed with your ramen."

Fujiwara Chika and Hayasaka Ai mechanically put noodles into their mouths, a charming blush on their faces. They turned a deaf ear to everything outside and only had ramen in their eyes.

……

With 20 seconds left before 118 minutes, Lin Hezhen put down his chopsticks with ease and elegantly took out a tissue to wipe the corners of his mouth.

The full bowl of ramen, along with the noodle soup, had all gone into Kaguya Shinomiya's small stomach, but her belly was not bloated at all.

It turned out that Lin Hezhen had already been practicing body-building exercises in his body, refining his essence into energy, and turning the noodles into nutrients for his body.

Fujiwara Chika and Hayasaka Ai were still eating voraciously. Their stomachs looked as if they were pregnant, which was really eye-catching.

Lin Hezhen really thought that it would be fun if he took a photo.

Why do teenage girls have big bellies?

Why do wealthy ladies have flushed faces?

Why is the beautiful maid panting?

Who is responsible for the abuse of a girl from a prestigious private school?

What unknown secrets are hidden behind ramen shops?

Is all this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality?

Please stay tuned for DGAV's annual blockbuster "The Evil Fall of Shuchiin" at 8pm tonight

"Jingle Bell--"

The alarm clock rang, and the specified time for the limited free meal has arrived.

Fujiwara Chika and Hayasaka Ai still had half of their noodles left to eat.

"Boss, please take the noodles away. They will pay for their ramen as usual." Lin Hezhen shouted.

He was also worried that if he allowed them to continue eating, they would really have to go to the ICU. These two people did not practice any body-building exercises to cheat.