I just wanted to cultivate immortality, but I was forced to open a harem

"Okay." The boss took away three rice bowls, and Lin Hezhen paid for them with the cash that Kaguya always had in her bag.

"Ugh, it's terrible. I feel like I'm going to explode." Fujiwara Chika said while slumped in the chair.

Hayasaka Ai looked frightened.

"When I came back to my senses, I had finished most of the bowl. I never wanted to recall the fear of being dominated by ramen."

Lin Hezhen, on the other hand, was looking at the photos he had just taken while the two of them were enjoying their noodles, over and over again.

"Yes, there is a new handle."

He thought that after he bought Kaguya a smartphone, he would take some socially awkward videos of all the students in the Shuchiin Student Union and post them online.

"welcome."

Mount Everest welcomes new climbers.

Two female high school students walked in. The former had long golden hair, a stern figure, and an indifferent expression, looking like a three-no beauty.

The latter has short blue hair and looks very energetic.

"Koizumi-san, are you going to eat ramen from this restaurant today?"

"Well, I really like this super-large portion of ramen."

"Look, if you finish eating within the specified time, you can get a free meal. Let's try this today."

The girl with short blue hair obviously doesn't know what kind of hell lies ahead.

"hehe."

Lin Hezhen chuckled and pulled up Fujiwara Chika and Hayasaka Ai.

"Come on, go home."

Chapter 164 I Got Them Pregnant

The three of them got into the Shinomiya family's luxury stretch limousine, and Fujiwara Chika and Hayasaka Ai slumped powerlessly in the back seat.

Lin Hezhen suddenly had an idea and shared his physical senses with Shinomiya Kaguya.

Shinomiya Kaguya felt her eyes blurred, and then she found that her two best friends had round bellies, their faces flushed with honey, and they made low moans from their mouths.

The car started, and the body trembled slightly.

A slight feeling of motion sickness makes people with stomach discomfort even worse.

"vomit--"

Fujiwara Chika couldn't bear it any longer and vomited into the trash can on the car.

Stimulated by her, Hayasaka Ai couldn't help it either. They each took a trash can and vomited happily.

The carriage was filled with an indescribable smell, and Lin Hezhen had to open the window to get some fresh air.

[What's wrong with them? ] Shinomiya Kaguya asked in her mind.

"Nothing, I just got you pregnant by accident." Lin Hezhen answered while trying not to laugh.

【Nani! ] Shinomiya Kaguya fell into shock.

Big belly, vomiting, honey flush, these words kept circling in her mind, and finally her clever little head strung them together into an intense action movie involving one man and multiple women.

[Wow wow wow wow wow… This is too fast! By the way, why are it Fujiwara-san and Hayasaka? What on earth happened when I was riding the roller coaster? ]

Shinomiya Kaguya's heart was extremely shaken, with a hint of strangeness mixed in with her shock.

An emotion called jealousy took root in her heart, gnawing at her heart like a poisonous snake.

[When did this fat lady with a bow tie become so close to Hayashi Kazuma? And Hayasaka, did she take advantage of my absence to get the upper hand? But they probably don't know that Hayashi Kazuma and I have swapped bodies, so how come she got pregnant? ]

Because of her lack of X-education, Kaguya Shinomiya has blind spots in knowledge and is in cognitive confusion.

Lin Hezhen was overjoyed when he heard her thoughts.

[Hey, don't you know? With the most advanced technology in the United States, girls can now reproduce with each other. The famous first cloned sheep, Dolly, was created from the cells of two mothers.]

[Really? Could it be that my cells were used?] Shinomiya Kaguya was shocked.

[That’s right, congratulations, you are going to be a mother, I wish you a happy Mother’s Day! ]

In his mind, Hayashi Kazuma played Kentucky's Mother's Day commercial video to Kaguya.

[Oh, I’ll pull your hair out! ]

The old Kentucky grandfather with white hair and beard, his strong upper body naked.

[I heard you are the best mother in the world, what do you think? ]

The old man threw a seductive glance through his black-framed glasses and danced gracefully with a group of half-naked muscular men.

【I love you mom.】

【You are such a special lady. 】

They twisted their waists and danced for a while, then took off their pants to reveal white briefs with words written on them.

A bunch of perky and sexy little butts make up a sentence.

What does it feel like to be the coolest mom in the world?

……

[No!!! Stay away from my mom!] Shinomiya Kaguya yelled madly.

If there was a brick in front of her, Kaguya would pick it up and smash it on her head without hesitation, just to forget the weird video she had just seen.

There is the "New Treasure Island" and the "Mother's Day Advertisement". Why does Lin Hezhen keep showing her spiritually polluting things that have raised her SAN value?

[There is also a Father's Day commercial from Kentucky. Do you want to watch it? ] Lin Hezhen said, trying not to laugh.

[Keep it for your own enjoyment!] Shinomiya Kaguya said angrily.

[Haha, ok, enough joking. Actually, they ate too much ramen and were so full.]

[Eating ramen and getting sick? ] Shinomiya Kaguya was stunned when she heard this.

[Yes, the three of us went to challenge the super-large ramen. If we finish it within the specified time, we can get the bill for free. These two people were defeated by me.]

[Oh.] Kaguya agreed mechanically.

As long as no one is killed.

[Where are we going next? Back to Shinomiya House? ] she asked.

To be honest, after seeing the outside world with Lin Hezhen, she no longer wanted to go back to the luxurious cell of the Shinomiya family.

[No, I'm going to buy a new mobile phone. 】

[Buy a cell phone? I already have one.] Shinomiya Kaguya was a little confused.

[Your cell phone is an antique from more than a decade ago. It is outdated. I want to buy a smart phone.] Lin Hezhen said with disdain.

"But my phone is fine, and isn't the function of a phone to make calls and take photos? It doesn't matter if it's not a smartphone." Kaguya argued unconvinced.

[Hurry up and throw away your old-fashioned ideas. Smartphones are more powerful than you can imagine. And I didn’t say to throw away the old one. Isn’t it normal for rich people to have two phones? ]

[That's fine.] Kaguya accepted it immediately. As long as she didn't have to throw away her old phone, it would be fine.

At the same time, she couldn't help but become curious about smartphones and began to look forward to the powerful functions of the new mobile phone.

"Have you finished vomiting? If you have finished vomiting, come with me to buy a mobile phone."

Lin Hezhen spoke to the two poor girls without mercy.

"It's so scary. I feel like noodles are going to come out of my nostrils." Fujiwara Chika said painfully.

"Ms. Kaguya, I'm afraid I'll have to take a sick leave today." Hayasaka Ai didn't even have the energy to pretend.

Lin Hezhen shook his head: "Alas, I really can't do anything about you two. You are such weaklings but you still insist on eating. Don't you know when to stop?"

He stretched out his hand and tapped the acupuncture points of the two people several times. His fingers infused a trace of spiritual power into them, instantly speeding up their digestive abilities.

"Huh, my stomach feels a little better." Fujiwara Chika said in surprise.

"Is that the acupuncture technique of the Celestial Empire?"

The fighting maid Hayasaka Ai was knowledgeable enough to recognize this lost skill.

Lin Hezhen had no intention of explaining and directed the driver to stop in front of a large mobile phone store.

"Let's go, help me choose a cell phone." He pushed the two people out of the car like Zhou Paopi who exploited the farmhands.

After entering the store, Lin Hezhen went straight to the mobile phone area.

[What brand do you like? Do you have any special preferences? What color do you want? ] He asked Shinomiya Kaguya.

[No, I have no knowledge of smartphones.]

[Well, then buy the same model as mine.] Lin Hezhen made the decision instantly.

[Huh?] Kaguya screamed like a cat whose tail was stepped on.

[Why, why do I have to buy the same model as you? Do you really want to use the same phone as me? That's really cute.] She said incoherently.

[Hmm? What are you thinking about?] Lin Hezhen replied indifferently.

[I bought you the same mobile phone as mine just because I was too lazy to help you choose. 】

"I want the latest model of Xia Wei's mobile phone," he said to the salesperson.

"Ok."

[Haha, it turns out that’s the case. I thought... was it just me who was so sentimental after all? 】Shinomiya Kaguya's heart was ashen and she wanted to cry without tears.

Chapter 165 Are you worthy enough?

"Miss Kaguya has chosen so quickly, don't you want to take a look at the others?"

Hayasaka Ai regained her energy and lingered among various digital products.

Unlike Kaguya, a primitive person who is out of touch with the times, Hayasaka Ai is a computer expert who can assemble her own host computer and knows the performance of various electronic products like the back of her hand.

"No need, just this." Lin Kazuma gestured to Hayasaka Ai to pay the bill.

[I didn’t report to my family when I bought a cell phone. Is that okay?] Shinomiya Kaguya asked anxiously.

Although Kaguya Shinomiya always has 100,000 yen in her wallet and a black card, she will be scolded by her father and brother if she spends money recklessly.

Lin Hezhen disagrees with this.

[You are the eldest daughter of a chaebol family, so what's wrong with spending some money? On the contrary, I think it's beneath your status if you can't spend 500 million yen a month.]

"Today I went out to eat ramen and buy a cell phone, my schedule was disrupted. I should have been taking a flower arrangement class at home right now." Kaguya said worriedly.

[Do you really like the life of running according to a set program like a robot?] Lin Hezhen asked.

【dislike. ] Kaguya answered without thinking.

[That's it. If you don't like it, don't play house with them. You have the right to choose your own life.]

You have the power to choose your own life!

Hearing these words, Kaguya Shinomiya's heart skipped a beat.

No one had ever said such things to her since she was a child.

Everyone always asks her to be a perfect young lady worthy of the Shinomiya name.

No one has ever told her to do whatever she likes, and not to waste her time on something she doesn't like.

Others only care about her identity, but Lin Hezhen cares about her feelings, which makes Kaguya feel warm in her heart.

【Hehehe.】 She smiled like an auntie.

Lin Hezhen was wondering, what is this crazy guy doing?

After buying the mobile phone, Hayashi Kazuma took Hayasaka Ai and Fujiwara Chika into a luxury car.

"Send Fujiwara-san home first."

He gave instructions to the driver, then sat in his seat and fiddled with his new phone.

This phone was the same as the one he used himself, so he quickly got the hang of it and downloaded some commonly used apps.