I just wanted to cultivate immortality, but I was forced to open a harem

"It means that you did have such thoughts before, but changed your mind later, Hotpot-kun."

"Do you like giving people nicknames so much?" Lin Hezhen shook his head.

It seemed that all the beautiful girls with long black hair that he knew were sharp-tongued.

He had experienced the sharp tongue of Yukinoshita Yukino. She was much better now and became a little softer, but before she was really a thorny rose that would prick anyone she saw.

Shinomiya Kaguya is also good at the art of language, and she has a rich inner life and is a master of imagination. You can see how Fujiwara Chika has been criticized by her.

And this girl in front of me, she gives others nicknames as soon as she meets them, which is so rude. It makes me want to lift up her short skirt and slap her round and perky butt wrapped in black pantyhose a few times to let her know what it means to respect others.

As for Sakurajima Mai, oh, her sharp tongue is not really a sharp tongue, it is a massage of the soul, the spice of life, harmless teasing and jokes, in short, it is very cute.

It seemed that Kasumigaoka Utaha was afraid that Hayashi Kazuma would catch Eriri and stew her, so she stood between her and Hayashi Kazuma like an old hen protecting her chicks.

"Don't worry, even if I eat you, I will never eat her!" Lin Hezhen said unhappily.

"You want to eat me too?" Kasumigaoka Utaha turned pale, as shocked as Robinson Crusoe when he saw the cannibals.

Lin Hezhen curled his lips: "You are too old, and the fat content is too high. It shouldn't taste good."

Kasumigaoka Utaha's forehead was throbbing with veins when she heard this: "Old? Haha, if I remember correctly, I'm only one year older than you."

“But livestock for human consumption are not raised for more than 10 years, and must undergo strict breeding and quarantine. Wild humans like you who are over 18 years old are undoubtedly the most dangerous food. I dare not eat them.” Lin Hezhen spread his hands.

"Hmph, if you really say you dare to eat it, I will call the police immediately." Kasumigaoka Utaha crossed her hands in front of her chest, making the two peaks look even more majestic.

Lin Hezhen glanced at her and thought, "Thank goodness I came here from an orthodox world of immortal cultivation. In those weird worlds of immortal cultivation, there are many cultivators who use living people to make pills and weapons, and chew their fingers as snacks when they have nothing to do."

"By the way, what about what you said about my high fat content?" Kasumigaoka Utaha bit her teeth lightly, obviously still bothered by this remark.

Lin Hezhen said calmly: "Don't worry, although your body fat percentage is over the standard, you are fat in the right way. You never cut corners where fat should be stored, and you never add unnecessary details where you should be slim. Believe me, any girl who advises you to lose weight is jealous of your figure."

Regarding this point, I don’t know if I should say MMP.

"Huh? Are you praising me? Let me be frank with you. Even if you flatter me so hard, I won't have the slightest affection for you." Kasumigaoka Utaha said with a blushing face.

Lin Hezhen looked at her speechlessly: "Kasumigaoka-senpai... unexpectedly high attack and low defense."

"Which outdated cute character are you talking about?"

"Isn't he standing right in front of me? A model worker who loves his job and is dedicated to his work."

"Hmph, I don't know what you're talking about, but I am indeed very dedicated. I often stay up late to write light novels, and can only make up for my sleep during classes during the day. As a result, even the top spot in the grade was taken away by Sakurajima Mai."

"Understandable."

Under the careful guidance of Hayashi Kazuma, Mai Sakurajima has entered the Qi training stage. After training her body, her brain has also been deeply developed, and she can crush ordinary people who have not practiced like an adult bullying a little friend.

"Okay, I believe you are not a weirdo who likes to eat dog meat." Kasumigaoka Utaha waved her hand.

"Weirdo? You should apologize to the people in Jiaozhi, Vietnam, Bangguo, the United States, Yingguo, and the Faguo. Dogs are also domestic animals, so why can't we eat them?"

Kasumigaoka Utaha's face darkened: "Okay, after all this talk you still want to make this little golden retriever into dog meat hot pot."

"How could I? I don't eat dog meat myself. I am just defending the right of others to eat dog meat."

"Words are not enough. Anyway, I cannot give this little fellow to you."

Seeing that the two were about to start arguing again, Eriri lay on the ground dejectedly.

"Gululu——"

Her stomach growled like thunder.

"Can you two wait until I'm full before arguing?" she said weakly.

Chapter 232 Bringing Eriri Home

"I was so busy talking to you that I forgot to feed the little guy."

Utaha Kasumigaoka took out the dog food she bought from the convenience store, poured it into a disposable paper box, and placed it in front of Eriri.

Ying Lili looked at the brown dog food in front of her and felt a little conflicted.

She came closer and sniffed with her little nose.

A faint fishy smell, which doesn't seem very delicious.

But she was so hungry that she forced herself to eat.

Ying Lili stuck out her tongue, rolled up a few grains of dog food and put them into her mouth to chew.

With a "yue" sound, she couldn't help but vomit.

Ying Lili is a human transformed into a dog, but she is not a real dog. Her taste and eating habits are still the same as those of humans.

This dog food is extremely fishy, ​​not salty, and slightly bitter, making it really hard to swallow.

"Hey, why did this little golden retriever vomit? Is it sick?" asked Kasumigaoka Utaha in surprise.

Lin Hezhen couldn't bear it any longer: "Isn't it obvious that she doesn't like the food you bought."

Kasumigaoka Utaha wondered, "Why? This is already the most premium dog food in the convenience store."

"Because she's not an ordinary dog. Wait a minute, I'll go get her some food."

After saying that, Lin Hezhen walked into the convenience store and selected some snacks such as oden, tempura, and grilled sausages from the deli counter.

Seeing him coming out with the food in his hands, Kasumigaoka Utaha's delicate eyebrows twisted into a knot.

"How can you feed a dog human food? Don't you know that dogs will lose their hair if they eat salt?"

Lin Hezhen said nonchalantly, "Before dog food appeared, dogs always ate what people ate, and I've never seen a dog become bald."

He squatted in front of Eriri and fed her the oden with a wooden skewer.

Ying Lili ate them happily, one at a time, with her little tail wagging back and forth.

Seeing her wolfing down her food, Lin Hezhen couldn't help but pat her head with a smile, "Eat slowly."

He unscrewed the lid of a bottle of mineral water and put in a straw. Then a magical scene appeared. Kasumigaoka Utaha saw that the little golden retriever was drinking water with a straw like a human.

"This puppy is so smart, I must adopt it." There was excitement and curiosity in Kasumigaoka Utaha's eyes.

She reached out and grabbed Ying Lili, gently lifted her up, and held her in her arms.

Ying Lili was eating with great relish when suddenly she flew into the air, which scared her so much that she immediately let out an "Awooo".

"Come, let me check you out. Are you a male or a female?"

Ignoring Eriri's desperate struggle, Kasumigaoka Utaha turned her over with her belly facing the sky. While looking at her carefully, she stretched out her white jade fingers to grope the puppy's furry belly.

"Let me go! You perverted female hooligan!" Ying Lili screamed wildly.

Even for a dog, being touched in broad daylight is an extremely humiliating thing.

Moreover, Kasumigaoka Utaha's pair of big OΠ were constantly squeezing the little dog's space, making it impossible for her to breathe.

Ying Lili really hates this fat woman with big breasts and black stockings.

She was publicly humiliated and tears of humiliation welled up in Eriri's icy blue eyes.

"Yes, it's a female." After getting the answer, Kasumigaoka Utaha withdrew her claws with satisfaction.

Eriri quickly jumped from her arms to the ground, and yelled "Woof woof woof woof" at Kasumigaoka Utaha.

Of course, no one could understand it except Lin Hezhen.

"This little thing is quite shy."

Kasumigaoka Utaha had no idea that she had completely annoyed Eriri, and she was still laughing with her hands covering her mouth.

"Just come home with me. Hmm, what's a good name for you? How about 'Musashi'?"

"I'm still 'Kojiro'! Who would go home with you, you big-breasted freak!" Eriri said angrily.

Lin Hezhen couldn't listen any longer and had to interrupt Kasumigaoka Utaha's self-satisfied speech.

"This little dog doesn't want to go with you at all. Let her follow me. I am more suitable to be her master than you."

When Kasumigaoka Utaha heard that Lin Kazuma dared to NTR her in person, she immediately became angry.

"How do you know she doesn't want to? I think it's ridiculous to let you, a dog meat gourmet, adopt her."

Lin Hezhen rolled his eyes: "Then let her decide for herself, with her or with me?"

"The puppy must like me more." Kasumigaoka Utaha stood in front of Eriri with a hopeful look on her face, hoping that she would "throw herself into her arms."

However, Eriri's eyes were not on her at all, but were staring at Lin Hezhen without blinking.

She had already recognized that Lin Hezhen was the pervert who attacked her in the women's bathroom at the party held at the Shinomiya family that day.

However, he is a superhuman who can understand what he says and promises to help him restore his human form in the future.

Even though there is little hope, this is the only option before her, and Eriri doesn't want to give up this opportunity.

So she ran towards Lin Hezhen without hesitation and squatted at his feet.

"How could this happen?" Kasumigaoka Utaha looked at Lin Kazuma with disappointment as he picked up the puppy.

"It seems that she likes me more than you. That's it. Farewell, Kasumigaoka-senpai."

Lin Kazuma held Eriri under his armpit and turned to leave the convenience store.

"What's wrong with this world? There are even people competing with me for a dog!" Kasumigaoka Utaha muttered to herself, full of complaints.

"If I can't even beat a dog, then will I also lose when I rob a man in the future? Damn it, why am I such a loser?"

Driven by a reluctant mentality, Kasumigaoka Utaha followed Lin Kazuma and soon arrived at the apartment where he lived.

Only then did she realize that this junior from the same school lived very close to her home, no wonder they met at the same convenience store.

"Why are you following me?" Lin Hezhen turned around and glanced at the strange woman.

"I will supervise you to raise the puppy well." Kasumigaoka Shiina said confidently.

Lin Hezhen retorted, "You should take care of yourself first. I have always lived on my own and I have a cat at home. It would be easy for me to take care of a puppy. But you look like the kind of woman who looks glamorous on the outside but has terrible self-care ability."

"W-what?" Kasumigaoka Utaha's face showed a look of fear, and she crossed her arms across her chest.

"You were spying on me? Or did you install a camera in my room?"

Lin Hezhen said disdainfully: "Is there any need to peek? Just look at your hands. They are so white and your skin is so delicate. You probably haven't even washed dishes at home."

"Pervert, you keep staring at a girl's hand?"

"What else? Is it normal for others to stare at you from the neck down?"

"You rascal, I'm calling the police."

"Please go ahead. It's a good opportunity for the police to take you, the female stalker, away."

After saying that, Lin Hezhen ignored her and walked into the apartment holding Ying Lili.

"Tsk." Kasumigaoka Utaha looked at his back and stamped her feet in annoyance.

For some reason, she had a natural affinity for the little golden retriever. Looking at her cute appearance, she couldn't help but want to tease her. This is also the reason why Kasumigaoka Utaha wanted to adopt Eriri.

Now watching Ying Lili being taken away by Lin Hezhen, she felt lost, just like an old father whose own daughter was snatched away by a wild boy.

"No, I can't just give up like this. What if my junior treats the puppy badly? I have to supervise him."

Thinking of this, Kasumigaoka Utaha seemed to have found a suitable excuse for her behavior, and hurriedly followed Lin Kazuma into the elevator.

"Senior, if you continue like this, I will really call the police." Lin Hezhen looked at him speechlessly.

"Brother Lin, do you have something shameful hidden at home? Why do you really not welcome me as a guest?" Kasumigaoka Utaha rolled her hair with her fingers and said leisurely.

"Of course not. It's a pleasure to have friends coming from afar."

"That's good."

"It's just that I hope that Miss Kasumigaoka won't be an uninvited guest again in the future."

"What does it matter? First time is unfamiliar, second time is familiar. Besides, I didn't come to see you at all. I came to see Musashi."

"Wang Wang!"

Eriri loudly objected to this extremely outdated and tasteless name.

"Shh, don't be so rude. You have to show respect to people older than you. After all, they grew up watching Pokémon when they were young." Lin Kazuma taught Eriri earnestly.

"Wang Wang Wang!"

"I know you don't like the name, and I certainly won't call you 'Musashi'."