I just wanted to cultivate immortality, but I was forced to open a harem

"Wang Wang!"

"You hate this woman and don't want her to come with you? Well, now that she's here..."

The man and the dog were actually having a conversation, but Kasumigaoka Utaha couldn't understand what Eriri was saying at all.

So in her eyes, everything was directed and acted by Lin Hezhen, who was using the dog to imply her.

"Hey, don't go too far!" Kasumigaoka Utaha was so angry that the peaks on her chest rose and fell, which was very eye-catching.

"What did I do?" Lin Hezhen looked innocent.

"Weren't you just mocking me for being old?"

"How could I? The dog said that."

"You know she's a dog!"

"I advise you not to underestimate her. Her name is Eriri. She was originally a high school student who painted a comic book. Unfortunately, a wizard cast a spell and turned her into a little golden retriever. Although her body has become a dog, her mind is still as good as ever. She is an absolutely beautiful girl - there is only one truth!"

"Do you think I haven't watched Conan?" Kasumigaoka Utaha said madly, "Anyway, don't try to drive me away!"

He aroused the rebellious psychology of Kasumigaoka Utaha, and she was even more reluctant to leave, so she followed him all the way to the door of her house.

"Why is it so noisy outside?"

Shinomiya Kaguya, who had just moved in next door to Lin Kazuma, heard the sound, opened the door, and met Kasumigaoka Utaha's eyes.

Well, the same long black hair, the same black stockings, the same red eyes.

However, Kasumigaoka Utaha completely crushed Shinomiya Kaguya in terms of height and breast size, making her feel the oppression and contempt from the top of the food chain.

I can only say that this tastes really sour and refreshing.

When Kaguya Shinomiya looked at the proud breasts of Utaha Kasumigaoka, she was stunned and even forgot to breathe.

what is this?

How can such unscientific things exist in the world?

Why can she walk around with two indescribable lumps of flesh on her body so calmly?

What about gravity? Why is it so strong and still so strong? This doesn't conform to the laws of physics!

In an instant, Shinomiya Kaguya's defense was broken.

She looked down at the pair of steamed buns she had squeezed out with great difficulty after practicing, and felt deeply the Creator's partiality.

We have the same black hair and red eyes, but they have the high-end version while I have the beggar version. How unfair is this world?

Shinomiya Kaguya was so shocked and agitated that she almost broke the door handle.

"Who is this?"

Kasumigaoka Utaha looked at Shinomiya Kaguya and asked curiously.

Lin Hezhen introduced briefly: "Shinomiya Kaguya, my classmate and neighbor. Kaguya, this is the third-year student Kasumigaoka Utaha."

"Hello, Shinomiya-san." Kasumigaoka Utaha took the initiative to greet.

"Hello, you!" Shinomiya Kaguya said word by word.

Kasumigaoka Utaha leaned close to Lin Kazuma's ear and asked, "Why is your classmate and neighbor a little weird?"

"No matter how weird it is, it's not as weird as you. You actually followed a stranger home whom you only met twice. Your safety awareness is even worse than that of a kindergarten kid." Lin Hezhen looked disgusted.

"Hey, do you think I want to? If you hadn't insisted on taking 'Musashi' away, I wouldn't have followed you."

Lin Hezhen corrected him: "Her name is 'Eri', not 'Musashi'."

"Is that the name you gave her? 'Eri', that's pretty good."

Lin Hezhen ignored her and went straight into the house.

"Meow~"

An orange ball of flesh ran over from the living room with seductive steps.

"Oh no, I forgot to buy cat food for you." Lin Hezhen slapped his head.

Originally, he went to the convenience store to buy cat food for the Stony Cat.

But I was interrupted by Eriri and Kasumigaoka Utaha and forgot about it.

"Forget it, you can just eat the cat food I made tonight. By the way, this is our new friend, her name is 'Eri', you two should get along well with each other."

Hayashi Kazuma put Eriri on the floor.

"Meow meow meow meow!" The Unsmiling Cat screamed wildly at Lin Hezhen.

Because there were outsiders present, it was not easy for it to speak directly in human language, but Lin Hezhen could understand it anyway.

[You really brought a stray dog ​​home?] The Unsmiling Cat widened his eyes.

"What stray dog? I picked it up in front of a convenience store. It's my pet now. Don't bully it." Lin Hezhen warned.

[Damn it, the master can only have me as his spiritual pet! ] The cat that doesn't laugh started to act like a jealous young wife and started to get upset.

Lin Hezhen could only comfort it, "Ying Lili is only staying with us temporarily. She is not my spirit pet."

[Okay, I can only stay for a short while.] The Cat Who Doesn’t Smile finally gave in.

Kasumigaoka Utaha looked at the fat orange cat and said worriedly, "Lin, you have a cat at home? It looks like it has a bad temper. Will it fight with Eriri?"

"It's okay. I've already warned it."

"You are really, how can a kitten understand human language."

[You don’t understand human language, you human-shaped cow! ] The Unsmiling Cat counterattacked with a “meow meow meow”.

Lin Hezhen patted his trouser legs and stood up: "Okay, you have seen the situation, can you please go home? I still have to cook for the pets."

Kasumigaoka Utaha rolled her eyes and flatly refused: "No way, who knows if you will cook for it or use it to make food? I will stay here and keep an eye on you."

Chapter 233: Attack of Hayasaka Ai

"Okay, if you want to take care of it so much, then go and cook for Ying Lili." Lin Hezhen sat on the sofa and crossed his legs.

"Why do you want me to cook? I'm not bragging, I don't even cook for myself at home." Kasumigaoka Utaha said with her chest puffed out.

Lin Hezhen was speechless: "You still want to keep a dog like this?"

"I can feed it dog food." Kasumigaoka Utaha said righteously.

"Uh..." Eriri shuddered.

Fortunately, she was not taken home by this woman, otherwise she would have to live a desperate life of eating dog food every day.

Lin Hezhen rubbed his hair and decided to tell her the truth.

"In fact, she is not really a dog, but a beautiful girl who was turned into a dog by an evil wizard. I heard her voice and decided to lend a helping hand to her."

Kasumigaoka Utaha's eyes lit up: "Oh, does that mean it will take a true love's kiss to remove the curse on her?"

"This is not a fairy tale." Lin Hezhen was very upset after hearing this.

"Then she should be adopted by me. After all, dogs and scissors are essential items for writers." Kasumigaoka Utaha made a "click" gesture.

"You've read too many light novels." Lin Hezhen shook his head and secretly compared the characters of Kasumigaoka Utaha and Natsuno Kirihime.

Well, they are both beauties with long black hair, tall figures, red eyes, and the sexy mature style. The only difference is that Kasumigaoka Utaha has an overwhelming victory in terms of breast size.

"It is impossible to read too many books. How many books do you think there are in the world? The answer is infinite, because new books are born every day. As long as human civilization continues to exist, books will be born and increase. Reading is a challenge to infinity." Kasumigaoka Utaha said incessantly.

Lin Hezhen nodded gently: "That makes sense. If I remember correctly, you have also contributed a light novel to human civilization. "Love Metronome" has been completed, congratulations."

"You know?" Kasumigaoka Utaha raised her eyebrows in surprise.

"Of course, I am your loyal fan, Kasumi Shiko-sensei."

Hearing this, Eriri opened her mouth wide: "You're lying, she's the teacher Kasumi Shiko who wrote "Love Metronome"?"

Eriri is also a homegirl obsessed with ACGN, so she naturally reads light novels. She also likes this highly acclaimed youth daily campus romance novel very much.

She never expected that she would meet her favorite novel author under such circumstances.

If it were in the past, she might have tried to make some friends by using the name of "famous painter Kashiwagi Eri", but now, she is just a golden retriever who can only say "woof woof woof".

When she thought of this, Ying Lili became depressed. She, no, she lay on the sofa like a dog, listlessly. Even her tail was wilted, like an eggplant hit by frost.

Seeing her dejected look, Lin Hezhen said to Kasumigaoka Shiyu, "Since Teacher Kasumigaoka Shiyu is here, how about signing an autograph for me and my dog?"

"Where to sign?"

"How about signing her belly?" Lin Hezhen pointed at Ying Lili.

"You bad guy, I knew you brought me back with bad intentions!" Ying Lili protested angrily.

"She doesn't seem very happy about it." Kasumigaoka Utaha guessed.

Lin Hezhen made up a lie: "No, she was willing to do so. She was just too happy, so she yelled twice to express her excitement."

Then Ying Lili immediately shut her mouth, turned around and ran away.

As she ran away, she accidentally stepped on the food bowl of the Unsmiling Cat, causing the little cat food left in it to spill onto the ground.

"Meow!"

With a roar, the Unsmiling Cat jumped out from the corner like lightning.

It came in front of Eriri, supported its body with its two hind legs, stood up, and exposed its sharp nails on its two front paws. It scratched several bloody marks on Eriri's body with its left and right claws.

"It hurts so much!!!" Ying Lili burst into tears all of a sudden.

"I told you not to step on my food bowl! How dare you, a newcomer, act wildly in my territory? Do you know who is the boss here?" The Unsmiling Cat said viciously.

"Wow wow wow...why does every cat I meet hit me?"

These moves came so suddenly that before Kasumigaoka Utaha could react, Eriri was beaten.

For a while, the only sounds in the living room were the dogs crying and the cats meowing, it was very noisy.

"Your cat really is bullying Eriri!"

Kasumigaoka Utaha quickly picked up Eriri, checked the wounds on her body, and showed a distressed expression.

"Daifuk, you should be more open-minded like the former Prime Minister of the island country. It's just a little cat food, isn't it? If you spill it, it's spilled. I'll make you a seafood dinner later to improve your diet."

Lin Hezhen earnestly educated his pet: "In this world, whether you are a human or a cat, you can't be too narrow-minded, otherwise, others will be more cautious towards you, do you understand?"

The Unsmiling Cat thought of the fate of the former Prime Minister of the island country and nodded repeatedly, saying, "Okay, as long as you don't favor her, I won't target her."

"Don't worry, you will always be the first in my heart."

Lin Hezhen felt a little tired. Why did coaxing a cat feel like coaxing a girlfriend?

Although this one of mine is also a female cat, it will take some time for her to transform.

However, we can look forward to it. After the Not Laughing Cat transforms, will it be a cat girl loli or a cat girl queen?

Or she could be a Koroko girl who, like Shinobu Oshino, has multiple forms, enough to satisfy all the fantasies of lsp.

"Do you have a first aid kit at home? I want to treat Eriri's wound, otherwise it will be terrible if it gets infected." asked Kasumigaoka Utaha.

"No." Lin Hezhen said dryly.

Aren’t the healing techniques used by immortal cultivators more effective than modern medicine?

We are all serious cultivators, who would keep such useless stuff at home? Unless it is a sudden impulse and you want to play a medical cosplay.

Kasumigaoka Utaha thought for a moment and said, "Well, I'll go ask the family next door. There should be a first aid kit at the home of classmate Shinomiya Kaguya."

"I don't know about that." Lin Hezhen shook his head.

"I'll go ask." Kasumigaoka Utaha turned and walked outside.

"Ding-ling," she rang the doorbell.

However, the person who opened the door was not Kaguya Shinomiya as she expected.

"Who are you looking for?" Hayasaka Ai, dressed like a butler, asked politely.

"Uh, isn't this Kaguya Shinomiya's home?" asked Kasumigaoka Utaha in surprise.

"So the guest is here to see Miss Kaguya, sorry, I am Hasaka, Miss Kaguya's personal male butler."

Hayasaka Ai was seen wearing a black men's wig, a pair of glasses in front of her sky-blue eyes, a white shirt and a black butler outfit, looking gentle and refined.