I just wanted to cultivate immortality, but I was forced to open a harem

Coupled with her chest that doesn't rise or fall noticeably and her fake voice that's convincing enough to be mistaken for a real one, strangers would never guess that this beautiful boy is a woman dressed as a man.

In fact, Fujiwara Chika, a girl who used to have a good relationship with Hayasaka Ai at school, failed to recognize that Hasaka was the hot girl Hayasaka, and firmly believed in the image of a genius butler that she created.

"Miss! A personal male butler? And you live together?" Kasumigaoka Utaha was greatly shocked.

She opened her eyes wide, her tender red lips slightly parted, and stared at the beautiful boy in front of her in disbelief, as if she couldn't believe what she heard.

"Could it be that he and that Shinomiya Kaguya are master and servant, or lovers?" Kasumigaoka Utaha thought secretly in her heart.

The light novel writer's rich imagination allowed her to come up with a melodramatic romance film in just a few seconds.

The new work, which had been slow to come up with ideas, suddenly had a burst of inspiration at this time.

"Um, are you okay?" Hayasaka Ai looked at the delusional woman with confusion.

"Uh, sorry, I was distracted for a moment." Kasumigaoka Utaha finally remembered why she came.

"Ahem, my name is Kasumigaoka Utaha, and I'm a senior from the same school as Lin Kazuma next door. I'm visiting his house today. My dog ​​was scratched by his cat. I want to ask if you have a first aid kit here. Can you treat the dog's wound?"

Even at this point, Kasumigaoka Utaha is still unwilling to give up the ownership of Eriri.

For some reason, she had an extraordinary obsession with this golden retriever.

Maybe in a certain world line, between the person she secretly loves and the golden-haired loser, she would choose the golden-haired loser. Who knows.

"So that's how it is. I'll take the first aid kit to Lin Jun's house right away." Hayasaka Ai pushed her glasses on the bridge of her nose.

Although she had expected this when she read the information, she was still shocked when she actually saw Lin Hezhen's ability to flirt with other women.

The beautiful girl in front of me with long flowing hair, charming figure, fair skin, beautiful face and excellent temperament is really the only one I have ever seen in my life.

Especially that pair of natural big breasts, Hayasaka Ai is very sure that no amount of breast pads can achieve the same effect.

That’s not all. The most eye-catching thing is her two long legs, which are slender and straight, slim and well-proportioned. Her smooth and white skin like satin is faintly visible under the black translucent stockings, which is extremely seductive.

Lin Hezhen actually hooked up with another beautiful girl so quickly. His ability to pick up girls really amazed her.

Miss Kaguya has encountered a powerful enemy again. As the number one military strategist, Hayasaka Ai naturally needs to go and find out the opponent's background.

"Thank you very much, Hasaka-kun." Kasumigaoka Utaha hurriedly thanked him.

So, Hayasaka Ai found the first aid kit and followed Kasumigaoka Utaha to Hayashi Kazuma's house.

"Oh, you're here too, Hayasaka." Lin Kazuma naturally saw through her disguise at a glance.

Hayasaka Ai quickly winked at him: "I am Miss Kaguya's personal male butler, Hasaka."

"Oh, it's Hasaka-kun. Sorry, I remembered your name wrong." Lin Hezhen blinked at her and said cooperatively.

"Is this the injured puppy?" Hayasaka Ai said to Eriri.

"That's right, she was scratched by Dafu just now." Lin Hezhen explained.

"Then I'll disinfect her wound first and apply some ointment to speed up the healing process. If there are any problems afterwards, I'll take her to the veterinary hospital."

"No need, it's just a minor injury, she will be fine." Lin Hezhen waved his hand.

If Kasumigaoka Utaha hadn't been here, he would have cast a healing spell on Eriri long ago, ensuring that she wouldn't even have a scar.

After hearing this, Kasumigaoka Utaha said unhappily: "You are too casual. If you were in the era of the Inu Kubo Tokugawa Tsunayoshi, you would undoubtedly be sentenced."

"Are you talking about the animal protection madman who issued the "Mercy for Life Order", which not only prohibits the killing of cats and dogs, but also prohibits the killing of mosquitoes, lice, fleas, and flies?"

"Besides him, who else has the nickname 'Inu-Koufang'?"

While the two were talking, Hayasaka Ai had already treated Eriri's wound.

"This golden retriever is so well-behaved. It didn't struggle at all when I applied the medicine to it. It looks very cute, especially its blue eyes as clear as the sea. They make people feel pity for it. Is this Miss Kasumigaoka's dog?" asked Hayasaka Ai.

"No, that's my dog. I picked it up in front of the convenience store today." Lin Hezhen glared at Kasumigaoka Utaha.

Kasumigaoka Utaha said dissatisfiedly: "Humph, it was obviously me who picked her up first, bought her food, or decided to adopt her!"

"But she chose me in the end, so just give up." Lin Hezhen said coldly.

"Damn it." Kasumigaoka Utaha let out a distant howl of a defeated dog.

Hayasaka Ai observed their interaction and asked tentatively, "Are you two friends?"

"How is this possible?"

The two of them retorted in unison, and then stared at each other without giving in.

"How could I be friends with a female stalker?" Lin Hezhen pouted.

Kasumigaoka Utaha retorted, "Yeah, I also can't accept establishing a friendship with a pica patient."

"At best, you are just a hen that happened to lay delicious eggs."

"Huh, you are the one. Why is it that a guy with such a bad personality is my loyal reader?"

"Is it none of your business what book I read?"

"How can it be irrelevant? When I think about you reading my work and daydreaming about it, I don't even have the courage to continue writing."

The two of them were arguing with each other.

Hayasaka Ai stood by and watched, then suddenly said, "Really? I thought you two had a good relationship."

Lin Hezhen was speechless: "Hayasaka, no, Hasaka-kun, you should open your eyes."

"That's right, even if it was Hasaka-kun, I would be angry if he said something like that." Kasumigaoka Utaha crossed her arms across her chest.

Hayasaka Ai deliberately let out a long sigh, pretending to be relieved.

"Is that so? Then I feel relieved. If you two were too close, I would have a headache instead."

"Hasaka-kun?"

Kasumigaoka Utaha looked completely confused.

Lin Hezhen suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart.

"Because Lin Jun is my beloved darling. If he was seduced away by some vixen, I would be jealous."

After saying that, Hayasaka Ai gave a wicked smile, hooked her arms around Lin Hezhen's neck, and kissed him on tiptoe.

Her lips were slightly cool, carrying the elegant and sweet scent of a young girl, like the fresh and moist breeze at night, gently brushing across Lin Hezhen's calm heart, causing ripples.

"Nani?!"

Kasumigaoka Utaha and Eriri were struck by lightning when they saw this scene.

They didn't realize that Hayasaka Ai was a woman disguised as a man. Watching the two beautiful boys kissing each other was like opening the door to a new world.

Chapter 234 I Only Allow You to Be Unfaithful to Kaguya

“You, you, you…you are Nan Tong?!”

Kasumigaoka Utaha was stunned. She never expected that this seemingly straight-looking junior Lin would actually be gay with the male butler next door.

What's wrong with this world? Why are all the handsome guys gay? How can a single person like her live like this?

"What Nantong? Hayasaka is a woman dressed as a man."

Lin Hezhen couldn't hold it anymore and quickly took off Hayasaka Ai that was hanging on him.

"Your prank was a bit too much." He lectured with a stern face.

"Hmph! ╭(╯^╰)╮"

Hayasaka Ai pouted and sat on the sofa, grabbing a biscuit and starting to eat it.

"A woman dressed as a man?" Kasumigaoka Utaha widened her eyes in surprise and looked at Hayasaka Ai carefully.

Only then did she realize that the beautiful boy in front of her with black hair and blue eyes had a smooth neck and no Adam's apple.

Hayasaka Ai took off her wig, freeing her brilliant golden hair. It was like the sun turned into a waterfall, so dazzling and eye-catching that it was impossible to look directly at it.

At this time, even though Hayasaka Ai was still wearing a male butler's uniform, no one would mistake her for a boy.

I saw this girl with three-dimensional and deep facial features, slender eyebrows like a painting, a pair of blue eyes as charming as the ocean, a high and straight nose, thin and full lips, and the corners of her mouth slightly curved with a smile.

Just one look at it and you'll be mesmerized.

Lin Hezhen introduced: "This is Hayasaka Ai, she is Shinomiya Kaguya's best friend and also my classmate."

"Ah, Miss Hayasaka is also a mixed-race?" Eriri felt a sense of familiarity when she saw the other person with the same blonde hair and blue eyes as herself.

"I never thought there was such a magical disguise in the world." Kasumigaoka Utaha looked up and down at Hayasaka Ai, exclaiming in amazement.

Hayasaka Ai explained: "It's nothing. The essence of cosplay is the same as that of performance. As long as you act according to the predetermined character, guide people with clothing, words and body language, leave a deep first impression, and continue to strengthen this impression, then people will not doubt this character."

"I was a little rushed in getting dressed today, so I didn't have time to put on the fake Adam's apple, shoulder pads, and height-increasing shoes. Otherwise, it would have looked more like it."

Kasumigaoka Utaha's eyes sparkled when she heard this. She said excitedly, "That's a very reasonable statement. I think I know what to write about in my new novel. How about a story about the love-hate relationship between a phantom thief girl who disguises herself as a man and a genius detective boy?"

"This subject matter is a bit old," Lin Hezhen complained.

Kasumigaoka Utaha stretched out her index finger and shook it left and right: "NO, NO, NO, the true meaning of fashion is to keep going back to the past, and classics will never go out of style."

"Hey, Ms. Kasumigaoka is still writing novels?" Hayasaka Ai asked curiously.

"Yes, she is a best-selling light novel writer, pen name Kasumi Shiko, and her debut work "Love Metronome" has five volumes published, with total sales exceeding 50 copies." Lin Hezhen explained simply.

"Then I'd like to read the masterpiece when I have time."

The island country is quite respectful of writers as they are one of the few professions that can be honored as "teachers", so Hayasaka Ai is quite polite to Kasumigaoka Utaha.

"It's not a masterpiece, but if Hayasaka-san wants to read it, I can give you a copy."

"Ah, isn't this a bad idea?"

"It doesn't matter. It's useless in my house anyway." Kasumigaoka Utaha waved her hand.

"Then I'd better obey your command. It's a good opportunity for my young lady to have a look."

"Speaking of this, why didn't I see Shinomiya-san just now?" Kasumigaoka Utaha thought of the beautiful girl with black hair and red eyes like her.

Hayasaka Ai smiled slightly: "Ms. Kaguya, she is meditating in her room. Oh no, she is doing yoga meditation. She seemed to have suffered a blow before, and she came back to the room in a daze, saying that she wanted to be quiet."

"I was still wondering what was going on with her, but now I finally understand. Alas, that's how people are. Many of their troubles are caused by their own obsession. Now I know that when you care about someone, any slight disturbance around him is enough to make you panic."

She looked at Lin Hezhen meaningfully.

"Well, now that the puppy is fine, I should go back to take care of my surly little kitten. Mr. Lin, Ms. Kasumigaoka, goodbye."

Before leaving, Hayasaka Ai leaned close to Lin Hezhen's ear and whispered in a sweet voice, "Mr. Lin, please don't be unfaithful~"

As she spoke, she stretched out her fingers and drew circles on Lin Hezhen's chest.

Lin Hezhen grabbed her naughty little hand and said helplessly: "Am I that kind of person?"

"Yes, Mr. Lin is a gentleman who can remain calm even when a woman's beauty is in his arms. This is your strength, but also your weakness."

Hayasaka Ai lowered her voice and said in a charming voice: "I only allow you to be unfaithful to Miss Kaguya."

After saying that, she gently scratched Lin Hezhen's palm with her fingernails, then turned around and left gracefully.

"This girl."

Lin Kazuma looked at Hayasaka Ai's back, shook his head and smiled bitterly.

When he turned around, he met the eager eyes of Kasumigaoka Utaha and Eriri who wanted to eat the melon.

Kasumigaoka Utaha asked with a teasing look on her face: "Is this Hayasaka-san your girlfriend?"

"No."

"She's your date?"

"how is this possible?"

"That's your companion."

"No, is this different from the one just now?"

"I didn't expect that Junior Brother Lin is so good at playing." Kasumigaoka Utaha rested her chin on her hand and looked at him with amusement.

"It just so happens that my next book is about the theme of youth campus romance, and I need a scumbag surrounded by many beautiful girls as the subject. I think you are quite suitable."

Lin Hezhen said unhappily, "How can I be suitable? Besides, didn't you claim before that you wanted to write a story about a phantom thief girl and a genius detective? How come it suddenly became a youth campus romance novel?"

Kasumigaoka Utaha said seriously: "It's normal. Light novel authors always have countless inspirations, and it's possible to dig hundreds of pits."

"And you didn't even fill the hole you dug? Your readers are really pathetic."