I just wanted to cultivate immortality, but I was forced to open a harem

"Eat my candy apples, and you'll be mine from now on!"

She announced sweetly and proudly, taking back the candy apple and licking the spot where Lin Hezhen had just bitten it.

Lin Hezhen was speechless: "I am only worth 500 yen?"

Yukinoshita Yukino smiled slightly: "Maybe it's 0. After all, priceless things cannot be measured by material things."

She looked at Lin Hezhen with eyes as gentle as water: "In my heart, you are more precious than anything else."

Lin Kazuma looked at the apple candy in Yukinoshita Yukino's hand, which he had already taken a bite of, and lowered his head in silence.

"Hmph, since Lin Jun can be bought for 500 yen, then I'll offer 500 trillion yen." Shinomiya Kaguya suddenly interrupted.

Hayashi Kazuma complained: "If I remember correctly, the total assets of the Shinomiya Group are 200 trillion yen, and there are 300 trillion yen left. How are you going to get it together?"

It was originally a joke, but Kaguya Shinomiya started to think about it seriously.

"The 200 trillion yen from the Shinomiya Group can be used as a down payment. I can still earn the rest."

"300 trillion yen! After compounding the interest, it will probably increase several times, right?"

"I am a cultivator and I have a long lifespan. Besides, even if I cannot pay it off by myself, I can let Lin Jun and my children pay it off in the future. Our descendants will continue to pay it off one day."

Shinomiya Kaguya smiled, her smile was bright and beautiful, with a hint of cunning in her eyes.

"You are too cunning. You are just thinking about how to tie me up." Lin Hezhen shook his head.

"There's nothing I can do. Who told you, Mr. Lin, always look like you might die at any time?" said Kaguya Shinomiya with a pout.

She said with a hint of meaning: "It is so cold up there in the palace in heaven, and dancing with shadows is nothing like being in the human world."

"…What if I insist on leaving?" Lin Hezhen asked tentatively.

Shinomiya Kaguya and Yukinoshita Yukino stopped at the same time.

The two women looked at each other and discovered some unusually firm and resolute will in each other's eyes.

"Then I'll go with you." They said in unison.

Two pairs of beautiful eyes looked straight over, as if they wanted to see into Lin He's heart.

"If Lin Jun wants to leave, I can only leave with you, even if I have to stay by your side and do nothing, but I will never allow Lin Jun to abandon me and leave alone."

Shinomiya Kaguya looked at Lin Hezhen with a determined look.

Yukinoshita Yukino also clenched her fists, looking stubborn.

"It was just a joke, why did you take it so seriously?" Lin Hezhen laughed, "See if there's anything else you want to eat or play nearby. I'll treat you today."

The two girls were wearing yukatas and had nowhere to put their purses.

Fortunately, Lin Hezhen was not short of money, so it was okay to take the two of them to eat around the square, as they were all open-air stalls anyway.

"Mr. Lin, your way of changing the subject is so bad." Kaguya Shinomiya chuckled.

She took Lin Hezhen's arm and said, "If you want me to let you go, you can have a bite of my candy apple."

Shinomiya Kaguya held out the half-eaten apple candy in her hand to Lin Hezhen's mouth.

"Stop it." Lin Hezhen didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

"What? Are you going to favor one over the other?" Shinomiya Kaguya said unhappily, with her eyebrows raised.

Yukinoshita Yukino chuckled: "Shinomiya-san, it seems that 500 trillion yen is not enough to make Lin-kun eat a bite of your candy."

"How is that possible?!" Shinomiya Kaguya glared at Lin Hezhen, as if saying, "If you don't eat today, I will die in front of you."

"Okay, okay, the world is big, fairness is the most important, can't I eat it?"

Lin Hezhen had no choice but to open his mouth and take a bite of the half apple candy that Shinomiya Kaguya handed over.

He said vaguely, "I've eaten now, it's ok now."

"That's good." Shinomiya Kaguya took back the candy apple with satisfaction, and cast a defiant look at Yukinoshita Yukino.

"Hehe, as the old saying goes, a forced melon is not sweet. It seems that Shinomiya-san doesn't understand this truth yet." Yukinoshita Yukino said with narrowed eyes, her tone quite meaningful.

"Hmph, this sentence should be given to you." Shinomiya Kaguya counterattacked bluntly.

"What do you mean?" Yukinoshita Yukino said coldly.

Shinomiya Kaguya sneered: "I have never heard that if a boy eats a girl's things, he becomes her property."

"Then I've never heard that true love can be bought with money." Yukinoshita Yukino retorted.

"It's obviously because you're too poor that you only offer 500 yen to bribe Lin Jun. You really underestimate the man I like."

"Haha, money is only a thing outside of one's body. I have confidence in my charm and the bond between me and Kazuma. Unlike you, you only know how to use coercion and inducement to kidnap others."

"What's your charm? You were even plainer than me before you started practicing!" Shinomiya Kaguya sneered.

Yukinoshita Yukino jumped up like a cat whose tail was stepped on: "But I'm older than you now! And Lin Hezhen is a hopeless leg control!"

"Hey, saying there's no cure or anything like that is too much..." Lin Hezhen protested.

"Shut up!" Shinomiya Kaguya and Yukinoshita Yukino shouted at the same time.

The two girls glared at each other, the air was filled with the smell of gunpowder, and the people around them retreated.

"Wow, what is this? The summer issue of The White Album?"

"Will there be any famous scenes? Actually, I would rather see the scene in White Album 1 where Yuki Morikawa slaps Rina Ogata."

A cute little girl in a yukata pointed at the three people and said in a confused voice: "Mom, those two beautiful sisters seem to be arguing over that big brother."

The little girl's mother quickly pulled her away and said, "Good girl, don't watch those. Remember, if you meet someone like that big brother in the future, stay away from him."

People around started talking, and a drop of cold sweat ran down Lin Hezhen's forehead.

How did things turn out like this? How did I end up in this Shura Field? What on earth is going on?

No one could answer.

Lin Hezhen could only grit his teeth and look around, hoping to find a way to turn the situation around.

Suddenly, he saw a small house that looked like a dome tent, and his eyes lit up.

"Hey, do you want to have a divination? There's a divination house over there." Lin Hezhen pointed at the hut and said to the two girls.

"Divination?" They both turned their heads.

"Do you want to go and take a look?" Lin Hezhen asked again.

Kaguya Shinomiya turned her head to look at the fortune-telling hut, and saw a sign hanging on it: Shitamachi Goddess, super effective fortune-telling, your fortune, career luck, and love luck are all up!

"Haha, very good. Since we couldn't decide the winner in the swimming pool before, let's compete in the fortune-telling house to see who has a deeper and closer relationship with Mr. Lin." Shinomiya Kaguya said eagerly.

Yukinoshita Yukino retorted, "Wasn't the outcome decided in the car already?"

Shinomiya Kaguya vetoed: "I don't recognize the victory or defeat you unilaterally determined."

"Then do you think that a few specious words from a charlatan in a fortune-telling parlor run by an ordinary person can be regarded as the final judgment?"

"We can choose to draw cards for divination or something like that, it all depends on our luck. Or do you think you will lose, so you are hesitating like this?"

"Ha," Yukinoshita Yukino sighed, "Although I think people who believe in fortune-telling are stupid, I don't think I lose to you in terms of luck."

"In that case, let's stop talking nonsense and go in." After saying that, Kaguya Shinomiya pulled them into the divination hut.

"welcome."

Old lady Takeda Sanzhi, nicknamed "Shitamachi Goddess", is a casual practitioner who can see ghosts, has practiced the art of exorcism, and runs a fortune-telling shop.

In all her years in the industry, this was the first time she had seen such a strange combination of guests.

Two beautiful young girls, one on each side holding a handsome boy, walked into the fortune-telling house together.

"Uh... what would you like to have your fortune told?"

Shinomiya Kaguya and Yukinoshita Yukino looked at each other and said in unison: "Marriage!"

Hearing their words, Grandma Sanzhi was stunned.

To be on the safe side, she asked tentatively: "With whom?"

"Him!" The two women pointed at Lin Hezhen at the same time.

"..."

Granny Sanzhi and Lin Hezhen looked at each other in surprise.

Chapter 266 A match made in heaven

Grandma Sanzhi looked at Lin Hezhen with her eyes wide open.

I never expected that this young man with thick eyebrows and big eyes could be such a scumbag! You can't judge a person by his appearance.

Well, but his looks do make him a good scumbag.

Of course, Grandma Sanzhi only thought about it in her heart and didn't say it out loud.

She is already an old fox who has become cunning and has received countless guests. What does it have to do with her how the young people like to play?

All she has to do is to tell fortunes for others well, fulfill customers' wishes and provide good service.

In this world, who can resist money?

So, Granny Sanzhi forced a smile and said kindly to Hayashi Kazuma, Shinomiya Kaguya, and Yukinoshita Yukino:

"Please take a seat, three guests. You would like to have your marriage fortune told, right? Would you like to use a crystal ball, tarot cards, or computer software?"

There is a computer on Grandma Sanzhi's desk, with divination software installed on it.

Young people nowadays like electronic products and various novel software, so the fortune-telling industry must keep pace with the times.

"However, computer divination software is pre-programmed and the explanations are more popular. Some details may not be accurate, so the fees are cheaper."

"If you want the divination results to be more accurate, the old woman recommends that you choose crystal ball divination. This crystal ball contains powerful magic and can clearly see everyone's past and future!"

“Although they are just snippets, they are very accurate and all customers who have used them say they are good… Of course, the fees are also the most expensive.”

Granny Sanzhi gave them a targeted introduction. Her intention, of course, was to hope that Lin Hezhen and the others would choose the expensive crystal ball divination.

Anyway, this scumbag has brought two beautiful girls in, so he can't be stingy at this time, right?

As a woman, Granny Sanzhi has no good feelings towards scumbag men.

……

Lin Hezhen doesn't know yet that he has been regarded as a scumbag.

He glanced at the crystal ball that was solemnly stored in the wooden box and found that there was indeed some spiritual energy on it, and it should be a magic weapon.

Of course, he couldn't choose crystal ball divination, not because he was reluctant to spend money, but for safety reasons.

He is a cultivator in the Nascent Soul stage with a powerful soul. If someone with a lower level of cultivation tries to predict his past and future, he will probably be backfired and destroyed on the spot.

"We chose computer software for divination," he said bluntly.

"...Sir, the divination results from the computer software are not accurate." Grandma Sanzhi advised.

"I've made up my mind, let's do this." Lin Hezhen directly took out money for three people and put it on the table.

Granny Sanzhi could only nod and say, "Well, please sit down on the chairs and write down your full name and date of birth on this piece of paper."

Lin Hezhen and the other two sat down on the chairs and took pens to write on paper.

After Yukinoshita Yukino finished writing, she peeked at Hayashi Kazuma's paper.

"Heh!" Shinomiya Kaguya sneered, "Yukinoshita-san's understanding of Lin-kun is just this much. She doesn't even know basic information like his birthday."

Yukinoshita Yukino retorted: "I'm not like you. I have to use various channels and methods to investigate others. Who would like such a 'heavy girl'?"

Shinomiya Kaguya's face changed slightly. She narrowed her eyes and asked coldly, "Who do you say is the 'heavy girl'?"

"I'll talk to whoever gets anxious." Yukinoshita Yukino said slowly.

"you!"

Just as Shinomiya Kaguya was about to get angry, she was stopped by Hayashi Kazuma.

"Okay, stop making trouble, there are outsiders here."

Seeing that the two people started arguing again, Lin Hezhen had to come out to stop them.

"Hurry up and give the note to him. Do you still want divination?"